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by DougJ|  April 22, 20131:45 pm| 46 Comments

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  1. 1.

    BGK

    April 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    Needs moar Scottish Fold.

  2. 2.

    PaulW

    April 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    Follow the tweets for #LibJobShadowFL, and see what librarians are doing today! (hint: lots of librarianship)

  3. 3.

    Redshirt

    April 22, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Bqhatevwr indeed.

    What’s the latest on Scotty Beat? He could primary Susan Collins from the right if he’s not busy.

  4. 4.

    Francis

    April 22, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Personal bleg:

    Any recommendations for a laptop with docking station? The old 2008 desktop runs verrrry slowly and it looks like I might be traveling a fair bit in the near future. (So, I need a laptop.) But my better half likes the big screen and stand-alone keyboard of the desktop (So, I need a docking station.)

    Thoughts? Recommendations? Insulting commentary?

  5. 5.

    imonlylurking

    April 22, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    Stupid winter weather. Spring fail.

  6. 6.

    Redshirt

    April 22, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    @Francis: I used Dells with docking stations for many years. My advice would be to get the smallest laptop you can that is dockable, then the biggest external monitor you can afford. Best of both worlds.

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    April 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    @BGK: KITTEH!!

    Off to work. Don’t wanna go.

  8. 8.

    gogol's wife

    April 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    @BGK:

    Cheezburger squee!

  9. 9.

    kindness

    April 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Today could be a full blown Mockumentary day.

    Seems as if many pundits, bloggers & the MSM have just gone off the rails and are doubling down on their dumb-shittedness (Sully (cough, cough)).

  10. 10.

    scav

    April 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    @imonlylurking: umm, sorry, that might have been me. I must confess to playing with the GoogleDoodle long enough to figure out I could make it snow. Also, the flowers are likely dandylions, I’ve seen fireflies, and played making it windy. I’m a sad sad sad example.

  11. 11.

    BGK

    April 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    …and his name is really Angus. I saw that box at Costco and knew there was a photo opportunity. It was empty, though, so he can’t has cheeseburger.

    @Francis:

    Any recommendations for a laptop with docking station?

    Find a used HP 8440w with an Advanced Docking Station. We rolled it out as our corporate-standard about three years ago. Despite the fact that some of our people could inadvertently turn a coffee machine into a WMD, they keep cranking away. I have one myself and it’s a damned tank. The docking station is the only one I’ve seen which will drive two DVI monitors, natively, to 1920×1200. They’ve got just about every worthwhile port, also too. Forwearning, it does take a fair amount of desk space. HP is also somewhat of a pain in that neither their docking stations nor power supplies support more than a few models each.

  12. 12.

    Mnemosyne

    April 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    We went to visit the harbor seals at the seal rookery in Carpinteria (CA) yesterday. My pictures didn’t turn out well, so here’s someone else’s photo to give you the general idea.

    The little buggers are surprisingly hard to see because they’re almost the exact color of the rocks (for evolutionary reasons, obviously), but it was fun to see them basking on the beach and playing around in the waves.

  13. 13.

    Trollhattan

    April 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    @Redshirt:

    I’ll support this thought with the added caution to by one with a discrete video card, not just motherboard video. A big monitor deserves a decent video card.

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    April 22, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    @Francis:

    Why do you need a docking station for just a monitor and a keyboard (and mouse)? Or are there other peripherals involved?

  15. 15.

    catclub

    April 22, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Was anyone else surprised that the number of deaths in West, TX was as small as it appears to be (14?).

  16. 16.

    imonlylurking

    April 22, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    @scav: How on earth are you getting it to snow? Mine is just sitting there-if I click on it I get a bunch of stories about Earth Day. My GoogleDoodle must be broken.

  17. 17.

    Redshirt

    April 22, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    @Trollhattan: Yes, absolutely. Spend a bit more (not a ton more) on a better video card for the smaller laptop.

    I’ll echo the question though – why do you need a docking station? You can easily use an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse without one.

  18. 18.

    scav

    April 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    @imonlylurking: Have you clicked on the sun to get it to animate? Cycles through the seasons and several days / phases of the moon at night. Clouds for precip. good luck.

  19. 19.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    April 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Huh. I missed this, somehow.

    Bachmann’s ex-chief of staff breaks silence in ethics probe

  20. 20.

    Francis

    April 22, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): Internet connection (yes, I don’t have a wireless router), speakers, easily accessible USB ports for iphone and camera.

  21. 21.

    imonlylurking

    April 22, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    @scav: Apparently I got the non-animated version. I’ll have to try it when I get home-maybe the animation is blocked on my work laptop.

  22. 22.

    Citizen_X

    April 22, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    According to President Worse-than-Bush’s spokesman, Tsarnaev will be tried as a civilian, not as an “enemy combatant.” Lindsey Graham could not be reached for tantrums at press time.

  23. 23.

    GregB

    April 22, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Lindsey Graham, resident JAG-off.

  24. 24.

    Trollhattan

    April 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @catclub:

    Yes, somewhat. It speaks to their ability to warn/evacuate the town (tornado drills?) and that it occurred in the evening, when the schools were not in session. So far as I know, everybody killed was a firefighter. They were the ones let down by poor knowledge of the site and bad decision making by the commanders. There will be hell to pay, even in Texas.

    That they were illegally (federal statute) storing orders of magnitude more solid fertilizer on site has to count for something. Also, too, it turns out the plant wasn’t nearly as old as I’d first been led to believe; rather, the site was once a grain facility that had partially been converted to fertilizer processing.

  25. 25.

    PeakVT

    April 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @BGK: Looks a like a boxaholic in the making.

  26. 26.

    Hill Dweller

    April 22, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    The President is letting his nerd flag fly at the White House science fair. He seems to genuinely enjoy it every year.

  27. 27.

    PurpleGirl

    April 22, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    In today’s Google doodle, I like the bear that comes out of the cave and returns inside it. Something comes out and return into the other cave but I can’t tell what it is.

  28. 28.

    Randy P

    April 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    @imonlylurking: They never animate for me at work. Something about their version of IE or security or something I guess. At home on Firefox (and I think on Safari) they work fine.

  29. 29.

    PurpleGirl

    April 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    @imonlylurking: That is possible. When you get to another computer, click on various things and see what happens.

  30. 30.

    geg6

    April 22, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    @Francis:

    I’m no techie, but I’ve had a Dell laptop with docking station at work for years (several laptops and docking stations, that is). I like them just fine.

  31. 31.

    Suffern ACE

    April 22, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    @PurpleGirl: I think it’s just another bear with a fish.

  32. 32.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 22, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Someone call the unskew the polls guy. Elizabeth Colbert is up 9 v. The Appalacian Trail/Father of the Year/Ex Husband of the Year Mark Sanford.

    ETA: Jenny Sanford’s favorability ratings down after turning Mark in for trespassing.

  33. 33.

    geg6

    April 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    We went to visit the harbor seals at the seal rookery in Carpinteria

    Oh, man! That brings back memories of my youth. My HS boyfriend went to Brooks Institute in Santa Barbara for his BFA (he is now a fairly famous food photographer). He lived in Carpinteria while in college and I used to come out every spring (usually about a month in April and May) to visit. Lots of seals, lots of surfers. I actually learned how to surf from some of the surfer dudes there while he was toiling away in school. He had a ’67 Mustang convertable and he’d let me have it while I visited. I got hit on constantly when I was in that thing.

    The seal rookery is awesome, isn’t it?

  34. 34.

    Trollhattan

    April 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    Keeping fingers crossed.

  35. 35.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 22, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    @Trollhattan: Me too man. Me too.

    OT, but do you deal with water issues in Sacto? Curious based on past comments/interactions. If you want to discuss off forum, you can email me at my nym at g mail.com

  36. 36.

    beltane

    April 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Her actions must have hurt her with the creepy stalker ex-husband demographic, which is probably quite large and influential in South Carolina.

  37. 37.

    DougJ

    April 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    @catclub:

    Yeah, was glad to hear it too. It sounded like it could have ended up being much higher.

  38. 38.

    Trollhattan

    April 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    @geg6:

    Once did a pilgramage to Brooks when they were still in Montecito and I was considering going full-time pro. What a spot–closest thing to heaven on earth I’ve seen in the lower-48.

  39. 39.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    @beltane: That’ll teach the wimmens not to speak out against their men for breaking their legal obligations that they agreed to.

  40. 40.

    Francis

    April 22, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Actually, I used to be a California water lawyer until the recession drove the demand (for both water and water lawyers) way down. What’s your interest?

  41. 41.

    Trollhattan

    April 22, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    I can do so tonight, commie left-coast time.

  42. 42.

    different-church-lady

    April 22, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    My fellow greater Bostonians, I share a virtual moment of silence with you.

  43. 43.

    Cassidy

    April 22, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    Does anyone know why Elizabeth Shue wasn’t in The Karate Kid II? I can’t find anything online.

  44. 44.

    Tonal Crow

    April 22, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    And in today’s installment of “if we ban guns, murderers’ll just use hubcaps”:

    news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/fbi-investigating-shooting-incident-tennessee-nuclear-power-plant-18512…

    A hubcapman took at least two shots at a security officer outside the Watts Bar nuclear power plant in east Tennessee and then escaped in a boat, a spokesman for the Tennessee Valley Authority said.

    The incident, which is being investigated by the FBI and local police authorities, occurred just before 2 a.m., Sunday. TVA spokesman Jim Hopson said the suspect has not been apprehended.

    …

    The power plant, which was not damaged during the hubcapping, was put on an “unusual event” status—the lowest caution level for a facility regulated by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, Hopson said. The facility remained on that status through early Sunday afternoon, he said.

    …

    “[A]nytime you have hubcaps thrown at a security officer at a nuclear plant, that’s a big issue,” Hopson added.

    The episode began when a security officer on patrol outside Watts Bar plant noticed an individual standing on the Tennessee River bank on the plant property. Hopson said the officer challenged the individual, believed to be a white male wearing a hooded sweatshirt.

    The suspect pulled a hubcap and threw it at least twice at the officer, Hopson said. The security guard returned fire and called for backup. The suspect was able to access a flat-bottomed boat and escape downstream. The exchange occurred in less than a minute, Hopson said.

    …

    —
    Where did the Boston bombers get their explosives, guns, and ammo? Maybe through the gun-show and private-sale loopholes?

  45. 45.

    PaulW

    April 22, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Richie Havens passed away…

  46. 46.

    Kris Collins

    April 23, 2013 at 2:53 am

    This is the best cover of a Beatles song ever by one of the greatest bands ever. Second best cover of a Beatles song is Kenny Rankin’s version of Blackbird.

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