Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

Bark louder, little dog.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    What, for letting you find out that the Biebster isn’t a total dick?
    (By the way, it wasn’t me.)

  2. 2.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    @Amir Khalid: I think he’s talking about the Frank Gaffney stuff.

    I wonder how many reports we’ll get of dad’s tearing down their daughter’s posters of Justin for all the wrong reasons.

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    scav

    Very weird is that’s one of the few sets of fans he hasn’t apparently annoyed recently, based on the barrage of headlines I was unable to completely avoid even at the Guard (the fiends). Monkeys? Anne Frank? V. Baroque set of nouns involved.

  9. 9.

    danimal

    Respect for the Mooslim is unAmerican. I’m outraged that Bieber is sacrificing the memories of the 9/11 victims in this cruel, heartless display of dignifying anti-American foreign ‘religions’. By following Sharia Law, he has lost the following of this BeLieber!
    /Geller wannabe

  11. 11.

    Bruce S

    Justin Bieber is a fat slag…

    Pam Geller is organizing a CD burning of Bieber’s oevre, not realizing that Bieber fans don’t buy CDs, they download everything. Maybe she can shake her fist at The Cloud.

    (I made the Geller thing up, but I expect her to do her part in the effort of our Right-wing to make satire obsolete by putting up a Bieber post any minute now.)

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    @danimal:

    Respect for the Mooslim is unAmerican.

    If any fool right-winger should raise this point, Biebs can give Wolverine’s reply: “I’m Canadian.”

  21. 21.

    Haydnseek

    @scav: I love mine. I wear it to “They Might Be Giants” shows. In comment 16, I thought I would reference a line from a Steely Dan song and see what happened.

  22. 22.

    danimal

    @Amir Khalid: I thought of that, but I believe we’ve established that Canada is really part of America now that Ted Cruz is considering a presidential run.

  23. 23.

    Yatsuno

    @Amir Khalid: I find it fascinating that he did this in Turkey, which is the most secular of the Muslim nations. And the military is not enamoured of the current Islamists in power, so this was a big risk. Biebs is still gonna flame out hardcore on drugs or booze. It’s just a matter of when.

  25. 25.

    Haydnseek

    @scav: Sorry, I’m not getting the NuWho reference, but when surrounded by said possible giants, I endeavor to build a little birdhouse in my soul. Can’t post a link, but YouTube has plenty of They Might Be Giants doing “Build a Little Birdhouse In Your Soul” videos.

  27. 27.

    Haydnseek

    @scav: Great video! I hope that was CGI, and that no fezzes were harmed during the shooting of that scene….

  28. 28.

    Sly

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    When the English took New Netherland – the province; New Amsterdam was just the port city on lower Manhattan at the time – from the Dutch, King Charles II bequeathed the territory as a royal colony to his younger brother, James, the Duke of York (who later succeeded Charles as King James II).

  30. 30.

    ? Martin

    @danimal:

    but I believe we’ve established that Canada is really part of America now that Ted Cruz is considering a presidential run.

    Well, of course. Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? They whiter than us! Woof!

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