Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

I was promised a recession.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Everybody saw this coming.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

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  6. 6.

    Tonal Crow

    On the “spam filter”, the proper spelling of “sockialism” still causes my messages to be bit-bucketed without notice.

  7. 7.

    PsiFighter37

    I just LOL’ed, John just got stepped on both AL and DougJ. Tells you how much the rest of the FPers think about the Pens, Cole.

  8. 8.

    Tonal Crow

    @BGinCHI:

    @Yatsuno: Does that mean it’s time to bomb Hanoi?

    No. It’s time to invade Iraq. And that’s good news for John McCain.

  10. 10.

    Yatsuno

    @efgoldman: You used a bad word that refers to kittehs. Don’t have much sympathy. And hey I always have the Nucks if worst comes to worst, although Luongo has been a fucking sieve.

  11. 11.

    Bruuuuce

    Sorry, Cole. Having grown up in Suffolk County, NY during the era of Mike Bossy, I gotta stand up and say “Let’s go, Isles!” More importantly, let’s go, Knicks!

  12. 12.

    scav

    @Yatsuno: Clickety clickity clickety, I think this calls for some of the colorful action Rube Goldburg OK-Go Mixed Media toppling.

  14. 14.

    lamh35

    Charles Ramsey tells how he rescued missing women

    Ramsey says he knows he did a “good deed” but he’s finding it difficult to live with the fact that the three girls were being held against their will next door to him for so long. After retelling the story he originally relayed the night before, Ramsey reacted to the internet sensation he has become, with the anchor asking him what it’s like to be “hashtag Charles Ramsey.”

    “I don’t even want it,” Ramsey said of the attention. “They keep saying I’m a hero. Let me tell you something, I’m an American, and I’m a human being. I’m just like you. I work for a living. There was a woman in distress, so why turn your back on that?”

  17. 17.

    BENJAMIN

    Go Pens…Fuck Yeah!

    Sports and drunken idiocy along with…huzzaaaaaaah…Americanish Idolatry.

  20. 20.

    smintheus

    Subban ought to be serving a suspension for his disgraceful antics last game; instead he scores the first goal. Ugh.

  21. 21.

    Gwangung

    COLE!!! I thought you said the Pirates were lousy?! Having a .500+ record is NOT lousy! Particularly for Pittsbutgh!

  22. 22.

    burnspbesq

    The Mets are going to suck this year, and will probably suck next year, but Matt Harvey is the truth.

  24. 24.

    VodkaGoGo

    Yikes. Pens are in trouble if they can’t get their goaltending situation straightened out.

  25. 25.

    Breezeblock

    Fleury sucks. How can Bilesma go with him next game, and even next season?

  28. 28.

    smintheus

    @Yatsuno: What happened to that lead? After the Pens got spanked, I’d love to see the Habs humiliated tonight.

  29. 29.

    OldDave

    @smintheus:

    After the Pens got spanked, I’d love to see the Habs humiliated tonight.

    Sens win in OT. It’s your lucky day!

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