Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

The willow is too close to the house.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

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  6. 6.

    Tonal Crow

    On the “spam filter”, the proper spelling of “sockialism” still causes my messages to be bit-bucketed without notice.

  7. 7.

    PsiFighter37

    I just LOL’ed, John just got stepped on both AL and DougJ. Tells you how much the rest of the FPers think about the Pens, Cole.

  8. 8.

    Tonal Crow

    @BGinCHI:

    @Yatsuno: Does that mean it’s time to bomb Hanoi?

    No. It’s time to invade Iraq. And that’s good news for John McCain.

  10. 10.

    Yatsuno

    @efgoldman: You used a bad word that refers to kittehs. Don’t have much sympathy. And hey I always have the Nucks if worst comes to worst, although Luongo has been a fucking sieve.

  11. 11.

    Bruuuuce

    Sorry, Cole. Having grown up in Suffolk County, NY during the era of Mike Bossy, I gotta stand up and say “Let’s go, Isles!” More importantly, let’s go, Knicks!

  12. 12.

    scav

    @Yatsuno: Clickety clickity clickety, I think this calls for some of the colorful action Rube Goldburg OK-Go Mixed Media toppling.

  14. 14.

    lamh35

    Charles Ramsey tells how he rescued missing women

    Ramsey says he knows he did a “good deed” but he’s finding it difficult to live with the fact that the three girls were being held against their will next door to him for so long. After retelling the story he originally relayed the night before, Ramsey reacted to the internet sensation he has become, with the anchor asking him what it’s like to be “hashtag Charles Ramsey.”

    “I don’t even want it,” Ramsey said of the attention. “They keep saying I’m a hero. Let me tell you something, I’m an American, and I’m a human being. I’m just like you. I work for a living. There was a woman in distress, so why turn your back on that?”

  17. 17.

    BENJAMIN

    Go Pens…Fuck Yeah!

    Sports and drunken idiocy along with…huzzaaaaaaah…Americanish Idolatry.

  20. 20.

    smintheus

    Subban ought to be serving a suspension for his disgraceful antics last game; instead he scores the first goal. Ugh.

  21. 21.

    Gwangung

    COLE!!! I thought you said the Pirates were lousy?! Having a .500+ record is NOT lousy! Particularly for Pittsbutgh!

  22. 22.

    burnspbesq

    The Mets are going to suck this year, and will probably suck next year, but Matt Harvey is the truth.

  24. 24.

    VodkaGoGo

    Yikes. Pens are in trouble if they can’t get their goaltending situation straightened out.

  25. 25.

    Breezeblock

    Fleury sucks. How can Bilesma go with him next game, and even next season?

  28. 28.

    smintheus

    @Yatsuno: What happened to that lead? After the Pens got spanked, I’d love to see the Habs humiliated tonight.

  29. 29.

    OldDave

    @smintheus:

    After the Pens got spanked, I’d love to see the Habs humiliated tonight.

    Sens win in OT. It’s your lucky day!

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