Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

This blog will pay for itself.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Democrats are back in array!

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Consistently wrong since 2002

If you’re looking for someone who’s young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.

Pelosi: “He either is stupid, or he thinks the rest of us are.” Why not both?

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

If marriage is the equivalent of selling yourself into slavery, women with self respect should reject the offer.

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  3. 3.

    Redshirt

    How ’bout them Bruins?

    As I have no TV, I tried going out yesterday to watch the game. To my surprise, I learned that EVERYTHING closes in May in a ski town. Even the pizza places were closed.

    So I missed that ending. Bummer.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    Hm. There are several Senators who warrant time in the pen.

    Oh, sports stuff. Never mind. Carry on.

  7. 7.

    geg6

    WOOHOO! Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

    Which reminds me, gotta remember to put the game on the radio since I think it’s on tv on NBC Sports. That way I don’t have to listen to the fucking hacks they have but will still be able to watch. If I even have to hear a syllable out of Millberry’s piehole, I’ll start throwing shit.

  8. 8.

    wmd

    Do we have any pictures of Tunch since Cole sent the little lady cat packing? Did Tunch go with her since they were romantically linked? Is it irresponsible to speculate?

  11. 11.

    piratedan

    for everyone who had TWIB in the pool, please turn your tickets in at the cashiers office :-)

  12. 12.

    Schlemizel

    Have I mentioned that the Gopher Womens Hockey team has won 49 straight games? That they were undefeated all season on their way to a second consecutive national championship?

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to win that many in a row in hockey? No mens team has ever done it because it is so easy to take a night off, particularly after a top seed is assured.

    You can make fun of womens hockey if you have never seen the game.

  15. 15.

    The Dangerman

    The Penis mightier than the Penguins.

    /sean connery

    ETA: Fuck me! On Balloon Juice, pen1s is a banned word?

  20. 20.

    Schlemizel

    @The Dangerman:

    I wish I had thought to tke a picture but at the grocery store today they had taped a note over the card reader at the checkout

    Penis broken please use finger

    I assume the kid that wrote the note intentionally didn’t space between Pen and is but it made me laugh

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    @raven

    Good on Minnesota.

    But dunno if ‘Land of 10,000 Absolutely Fabulous Lakes’ will fit on the license plates.

  27. 27.

    ranchandsyrup

    @raven: What’d I miss this time raven?

    ETA: Oh yeah, Gex. Sorry Gex. I posted it in the spirit of happiness going forward but I completely empathize with your position.

  28. 28.

    raven

    @ranchandsyrup: Just someone who needed to vent and decided being pissed off about people taking credit for the legislation were a good target. I ain’t callin no names.

  29. 29.

    Schlemizel

    aw crap! I used the adult word for dick, John-Thomas, wang, Johnson, weiner, schlong, 100% all-beef thermometer, 21st digit, meat missile, love muscle, beaver buster, purple pride, boner, rod, Cervix pounder, cherry popper, Chicksicle, Clam digger, cream cannon, one-eyed snake, dingus, dong, dipstick, dork, fun gun, love gun, root, hog leg, Kielbasa, willy, little willy, long john, pole, magic wand, Mayonnaise pistol, Meat flute, Mr. Happy, Pee-Pee

    I could go on but I hope you get the point. I am in moderation

    Would it be possible to have a spam filter for adults?

    BTW that is not a complaint – I totally get why it is but really do we need that much protection from spam? If so I am sorry, if not can I please be allowed to use an adult word for pants monster?

  30. 30.

    Yatsuno

    @geg6: If you promise to NEVER EVER EVER reveal to JC that I admitted this, I’ll fess up. I have a soft spot for the Pengies. I blame RedKitteh: she’s met Sidney, and she says he’s a nice young man. So I can root for them and not feel too bad about it.

    I’m still a frog though dammit!

  31. 31.

    dewzke

    @NickT: Holy shit! I’m not going to forward that to anyone cause I think my brain just short circuited!

  35. 35.

    geg6

    @Yatsuno:

    Who me? Tell Cole? Anything? Never!

    And RedKitten is correct, he’s a very nice young man. As was and is Mario, who has taken him under his wing. Met Mario and Natalie Lemieux a couple of times, and like our football team’s owners, they are really nice, nice people.

  39. 39.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    Sharks Baby!!!!
    @Thoughtcrime: Man I remember Muncie from back in the day. He is the 2nd best running back to play in the NFL with glasses on, the first of course Eric Dickerson.

  40. 40.

    Ecks

    Don’t care about hockey so much after Leafs dumped out in such gutting fashion. Good learning experience for a very young team is a nice rationalization for afterwards, but doesn’t make it hurt less at the time.

    Still, go crush those sens pittsburgh. Yeah.

  41. 41.

    NickT

    @dewzke:

    The Sullivan piece is astoundingly offensive on multiple levels. I guess the Harvard Racists (Sullivan, Peretz, Murray and Ferguson) are working hard to carry the White Man’s Burden forward for a new generation.

  43. 43.

    Schlemizel

    @jacy:

    Mayonnaise cannon if you prefer?

    I actually have at least 30 more but I am very poor typist so I got tired of it.

    And just to reiterate I am eternally grateful for all the hard word the admins put in and I know that everything is a trade off. Spam is horrible and the need for a filter is obvious but I hate it. I hate that I can’t speak like an adult. I know its not the good folks here who are at fault but it bugs me.

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