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Weiner is In

by $8 blue check mistermix|  May 23, 20138:53 am| 145 Comments

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Nobody covered this yesterday, so here’s Anthony Weiner’s announcement video. I might be in the minority but leading immediately with the family was a little creepy–if you have to announce at midnight so the tabloids won’t make a Weiner joke, maybe you shouldn’t use your new baby as a campaign prop. Plus, the whole interaction has a very stilted, nanny’s-day-off feel. The rest is stock campaign ad.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 8:55 am

    Dude is going through the motions doing what he has to do.

  2. 2.

    Joseph Nobles

    May 23, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Laying it all on the table.

  3. 3.

    Poopyman

    May 23, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Really? “Weiner’s In”? I’d be disappointed in you, MM, if I could think of a sufficiently clever alternative.

  4. 4.

    max

    May 23, 2013 at 8:58 am

    What Raven said.

    max
    [‘I’m rooting for him, or rather, I’m rooting against Bloomberg.’]

  5. 5.

    HinTN

    May 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

    Lucky for Tony that I don’t live in NYC. I have a lot more forgiveness for Spitzer’s transgression than his. It’s the lying that gets me, not the sex.

  6. 6.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

    @Poopyman: no one can resist. HuffPo used the same head.

  7. 7.

    Linda Featheringill

    May 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

    Lovely child, btw.

    Weiner for mayor? Dunno. New Yorkers frequently surprise me.

    And how would I know how people act when the nanny has a day off?

  8. 8.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 8:59 am

    @max: Is Bloomberg running again?

  9. 9.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:00 am

    @max: Bloomberg isn’t running.

  10. 10.

    Anya

    May 23, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Ugh! So far we don’t have any good choice. Both candidates are odious in their own way.

  11. 11.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:03 am

    @Anya: I feel ya. –Love, a resident of Chicago.

  12. 12.

    Betty Cracker

    May 23, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think when a politician gets busted for tweeting pictures of his dick, he should slink off the public stage. Forever.

  13. 13.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:09 am

    @Betty Cracker: They can’t get over themselves. They live in a very special universe in which what they want takes constant precedence over what they can/should have. He’ll never accept that it’s over.

  14. 14.

    El Caganer

    May 23, 2013 at 9:10 am

    @Betty Cracker: So you don’t think he has a chance of pulling it out against his opponents?

  15. 15.

    Harold Samson

    May 23, 2013 at 9:10 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I wish it were just you.

  16. 16.

    MomSense

    May 23, 2013 at 9:11 am

    What gets me about politicians like Weiner, it is that there is a really deep bench of good Democrats in most states. Once you have turned yourself into a zillion potty jokes, get out of the way and let the new talent step in.

  17. 17.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 9:11 am

    @Shortstop: Because it is not.

  18. 18.

    MikeJ

    May 23, 2013 at 9:12 am

    I didn’t care about Weiner’s dick before he started sending out pics of it and I don’t care about it now.

  19. 19.

    the Conster

    May 23, 2013 at 9:13 am

    That’s what she said.

  20. 20.

    chopper

    May 23, 2013 at 9:14 am

    first Dick Trickle dies, now this.

  21. 21.

    Shakezula

    May 23, 2013 at 9:14 am

    I’m sure he thought long and hard before he made the decision to head back into the political ring.

  22. 22.

    Just One More Canuck

    May 23, 2013 at 9:14 am

    Will the Republican beat Weiner?

  23. 23.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Way back in ’90 or ’91, New York Magazine put a young Anthony Weiner on their list of 5 worst city council members. You’d think this would have been a career setback, but I guess it was just the first step on his journey to Gracie Mansion.

  24. 24.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 9:19 am

    @Just One More Canuck: Handily.

  25. 25.

    Scott S.

    May 23, 2013 at 9:20 am

    He’s got a long, hard road ahead of him, but I think he’s just schwinging it. I don’t understand why he needs to keep exposing himself like this. I never sausage a thing.

  26. 26.

    Rosalita

    May 23, 2013 at 9:21 am

    or maybe he’s just trying to burn up the campaign money he has from his last run

  27. 27.

    Rosalita

    May 23, 2013 at 9:22 am

    @Shakezula:

    I’m sure he thought long and hard before he made the decision to head back into the political ring.

    i see what you did there… lol

  28. 28.

    esc

    May 23, 2013 at 9:23 am

    I don’t care about his dick or that he took pictures of it. I care that those pictures were sent to women who didn’t want to see them.

  29. 29.

    jeffreyw

    May 23, 2013 at 9:24 am

    Planned Parenthood is calling for a withdrawal.

  30. 30.

    jeffreyw

    May 23, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Alex DeLarge is hoping for the “old in and out”.

  31. 31.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 23, 2013 at 9:28 am

    @Betty Cracker: Eh.

    1) Sometimes people do stupid stuff even if they are otherwise good. He’s just not allowed to have a phone or the internet while he’s grounded.
    2) Considering that not a single Republican gets punished for stuff 100x worse than this, I’m tired of us handicapping ourselves for something that we keep saying is a private matter between him and his wife.

    His lying is the worst part of it. If the voters don’t want him, they’ll let him know.

  32. 32.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:29 am

    @Just One More Canuck: No, the Democrat will…in the primary.

  33. 33.

    Cacti

    May 23, 2013 at 9:32 am

    If New Yorkers want him, they can have him.

  34. 34.

    aimai

    May 23, 2013 at 9:32 am

    @Shortstop: I could not agree more. There is a level of entitlement–to power, to public adulation, to being center stage that most of us simply can’t imagine. What ever happened to either slinking off the public stage and burying oneself on a desert island or serving the poor until one’s crimes are forgotten? I was, oddly, personally offended to receive the email alert from Weiner’s campaign and I hit unsubscribe as well as responded directly “DIAF.”

  35. 35.

    Svensker

    May 23, 2013 at 9:35 am

    Speaking as a Torontonian, Wiener’s issues seem, er, small. But it he won, maybe Jon Stewart would focus on him instead of Mayor Cracky McCrack.

  36. 36.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:36 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    What he said.

    Eliot Spitzer fell on his sword for his sexual sins, and as a result when Wall Street went insane, the governor of New York wasn’t the guy who had roughed them up and could again; the governor of New York was an ineffectual punchline.

    Meanwhile, Sen. David Vitter — guilty of the same sins, only worse — refused to resign and was re-elected to continue to do harm.

    We keep taking our chess pieces off the table and then wonder out loud why we keep losing.

  37. 37.

    Betty Cracker

    May 23, 2013 at 9:37 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): I’d agree that it’s just between him and his wife if he were Joe Schmoe, but he’s a public figure, and his stupidity cost the Dems a safe House seat. Weiner has displayed incredibly poor judgment, revealed himself to be a bald-faced liar and sullied by association with his own sleaze-ball self a number of important causes.

    I’m not saying he shouldn’t be allowed to run, and I’d vote for him over a Republican. But maybe he should get the hell out of the way and let a Democrat who wasn’t dumb enough to tweet dick pictures to strangers have a shot.

  38. 38.

    El Caganer

    May 23, 2013 at 9:37 am

    I thought it was Winston Churchill who said “It will be long. It will be hard. There will be no withdrawal.” Perhaps I’m mistaken.

  39. 39.

    Emma

    May 23, 2013 at 9:38 am

    I am conflicted about this. I don’t like him or his behavior and, like many people here I wish he would just go away. On the other hand, I think this is why we Democrats lose so many battles. Republicans circle the wagons and get their assholes re-elected. We throw away good people in order to conform to Republican morals ( hello, Al Gore, you couldn’t do better for a vice-president?) and get hosed anyway.

  40. 40.

    MazeDancer

    May 23, 2013 at 9:39 am

    @esc:

    I care that those pictures were sent to women who didn’t want to see them.

    Exactly. And that he lied. Repeatedly.

    Mark Sandford’s victory must have encouraged Mr. Weiner.

  41. 41.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 9:39 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Amen.

    This is insane.

  42. 42.

    askew

    May 23, 2013 at 9:40 am

    @esc:

    I don’t care about his dick or that he took pictures of it. I care that those pictures were sent to women who didn’t want to see them.

    Yep, people keep ignoring that fact. He’s skeezy and there has to be better options for NYC Mayor.

  43. 43.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:41 am

    @Svensker: I’m sorry, truly sorry, that y’all are suffering with that guy, but I cannot look away. It’s so horrifying and totally mesmerizing.

  44. 44.

    Patrick

    May 23, 2013 at 9:43 am

    @TR:

    I couldn’t agree more. Whether it is Vitter, Sanford or whoever, the Republicans close rank and re-elect their own. The Dems do the opposite and then tend to lose.

  45. 45.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 9:43 am

    @Betty Cracker: If it is any consolation, I would support another Dem over Weiner in the primary even if the dick pictures had never existed in the first place. There is, or should be, a very deep bench of Democrats in NYC, and I don’t see the value in circling the wagons around Weiner if he’s not yet the nominee.

  46. 46.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:45 am

    @askew:

    He’s skeezy and there has to be better options for NYC Mayor.

    You’d think so, but NYC is a city whose voting base is 68% registered Democrats and yet it hasn’t elected a Democratic mayor since 1990.

    A quarter century of Republican mayors in a city that’s more than two-thirds registered Democrats.

    Sort of says something about the bench of potential mayoral candidates on our side of the aisle, doesn’t it?

  47. 47.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:46 am

    @Patrick:

    And then we wonder why there’s no party discipline when the tough votes come.

  48. 48.

    PurpleGirl

    May 23, 2013 at 9:46 am

    @Rosalita: Bingo. He has $5 million to spend. By law it can only be spent on campaigning expenses.

  49. 49.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:46 am

    @beltane:

    There is, or should be, a very deep bench of Democrats in NYC, and I don’t see the value in circling the wagons around Weiner if he’s not yet the nominee.

    Should be. But isn’t.

  50. 50.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 9:47 am

    Look at this thread. Three or four people saying meh, he’s fine, and everyone else making dick jokes. And we’re liberals. The guy’s not going to get past the primary because he’s a buffoon. And if he didn’t have an ego the size of Staten Island, denial larger than Brooklyn and a sense of entitlement bigger than Manhattan, he’d know that and get out of the way.

  51. 51.

    Patrick

    May 23, 2013 at 9:48 am

    @TR:

    Yup. Why have loyalty towards your party leadership if they won’t back you up when you need their help?

  52. 52.

    Cacti

    May 23, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Anthony Weiner couldn’t be arsed to take stand on whether Muslims had First Amendment rights in lower Manhattan.

    He was decidedly less progressive on the First Amendment than Bloomberg, which must have been a bit embarrassing for guy who was known for his leftier-than-thou grandstanding.

    Tweeting pictures of Anthony’s Weiner was just another instance of his narcissism.

  53. 53.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 9:50 am

    @TR: It has nothing to do with the bench of potential candidates and everything to do with NYC’s tribal politics. It seems that one cannot become the Dem nominee without alienating one or more crucial blocks of voters, thus making the Republican candidate appear to be above the fray and relatively non-controversial.

  54. 54.

    askew

    May 23, 2013 at 9:51 am

    @TR:

    Eliot Spitzer fell on his sword for his sexual sins, and as a result when Wall Street went insane, the governor of New York wasn’t the guy who had roughed them up and could again; the governor of New York was an ineffectual punchline.

    Except Spitzer broke the law by engaging in prostitution. If it had been just other women, he could have stayed in office.

  55. 55.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 9:52 am

    Weiner in his shitty 64 point plan:

    The IRS offers tax breaks to employers who offer up to $20 a month to workers to buy, fix, or store their bikes. For the employee, this is tax free compensation and a strong incentive to pedal to work. The city should offer a similar deal.

    Weiner to Mayor Bloomberg:

    “When I become mayor, you know what I’m going to spend my first year doing? I’m going to have a bunch of ribbon-cuttings tearing out your fucking bike lanes.“

    Weiner will say and do anything to get elected. There is no politician in either party more vile and disgusting.

  56. 56.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:54 am

    @askew:

    So when David Vitter was revealed to be soliciting prostitutes in Washington and New Orleans, that wasn’t a crime because why?

  57. 57.

    Cacti

    May 23, 2013 at 9:55 am

    @askew:

    Except Spitzer broke the law by engaging in prostitution. If it had been just other women, he could have stayed in office.

    Not just breaking the law, but crossing state lines to do it, while serving as the top law enforcement official in the state of New York.

    That’s the sort of thing that would land someone of a lesser station in prison.

  58. 58.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 9:55 am

    @Shortstop: And some people are saying “who gives a flying fuck. it don’t mean nuthin”.

  59. 59.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:56 am

    @beltane:

    Oh, sure.

    But I’d say Wiener has a better shot of overcoming those tribal politics than Christine Quinn.

  60. 60.

    joes527

    May 23, 2013 at 9:57 am

    @HinTN:

    It’s the lying that gets me, not the sex.

    Actually, it is the stupid that is the problem. No indication that anything has changed on that front.

  61. 61.

    TR

    May 23, 2013 at 9:57 am

    @Cacti:

    Again, David Vitter did the exact same thing. Crossed state lines to engage in prostitution. And his scandal had the added sizzle of rumors that he asked to wear diapers in his sessions with the prostitutes.

    Same crime, worse even. But he didn’t resign like Spitzer did. He stuck it out, and he’s still in office.

  62. 62.

    MomSense

    May 23, 2013 at 10:02 am

    @MomSense:

    I should have said that Weiner should pull out and let someone else have a turn.

    Y’all are cracking me up this morning.

  63. 63.

    Cacti

    May 23, 2013 at 10:03 am

    @TR:

    Same crime, worse even. But he didn’t resign like Spitzer did. He stuck it out, and he’s still in office.

    So your point is that we should be more supportive of criminal behavior among Dem politicians?

    Pass.

  64. 64.

    Cassidy

    May 23, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Fuck it. Go for it Anthony. Let it all hang out.

  65. 65.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 10:05 am

    @raven: Duh, that was the first category I mentioned. If you can suddenly vote in NYC, you can help make up the 10 points he’s polling behind Quinn…or try to change the fact that way more New Yorkers think he shouldn’t run than believe he should…and that the “don’t runs” have increased significantly in the last month. I got numbers; you, as always, got nothing but blowharding.

  66. 66.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 10:06 am

    @joes527: amen.

  67. 67.

    Xantar

    May 23, 2013 at 10:07 am

    @TR:

    I think the difference is Democrats are less tribal about these things than Republicans are. William Jefferson was thrown out of office for being a corrupt sleazeball. Democratic voters might have thrown Spitzer out of office or at least crippled his influence (city council would probably have felt safe in ignoring him). If Spitzer had been a Republican governor in a red state, he would have stayed on and survived because the voters would still support “one of us.”

  68. 68.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 10:07 am

    @Shortstop: Go fuck yourself douchebag. I’m not saying he’s fine I’m saying it doesn’t mean shit whether he runs or not.

  69. 69.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 10:08 am

    @Emma:

    We throw away good people in order to conform to Republican morals

    But Weiner is not a good person. He is a self-serving lying scumbag.

    He is rabidly pro-Israel – more than anyone in Congress – and equally rabidly hostile to Palestinians. He voted for the Iraq War, and later claimed he was “outsmarted” by George Bush FFS. He thought he could get away with posting photos of his dick on-line, and lied massively when caught.

    But even if you care nothing about his policy positions, or his dishonesty, as a politician he is totally lacking in judgment skills. He is simply unfit for public office because he is literally “not competent”. How many second chances do you give someone who obviously does not meet one of the most basic job requirements: prudent decision making?

  70. 70.

    Soonergrunt

    May 23, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Here’s hoping that Weiner stands tall and firm…and wins. So that I can post a diary saying “Weiner has risen again, and Andrew Breitbart is still dead.”

    That prick Breitbart’s crowning achievement was the damage he did to Weiner.
    I guess you could say that the prick is dead and Weiner lives right now, come to think of it.

  71. 71.

    Brandon

    May 23, 2013 at 10:10 am

    @askew: I for one don’t really understand how it is illegal to pay for it except when a video camera is rolling. Spitzer is an excellent attorney and should have been more aware of this legal technicality and just had a camera rolling, even if it was just the one on his phone.

  72. 72.

    Cassidy

    May 23, 2013 at 10:12 am

    The climax of this race will be glorious!

  73. 73.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 10:12 am

    @Xantar: There is always the matter of the electorate. Perhaps the truth of the matter is that Republican voters are scumbags who like voting for other scumbags. Mark Sanford made his big move up in the polls only after it had been revealed that he repeatedly violated a restraining order. Why? Because a sizable segment of the electorate thinks this type of behavior is laudable.

    On the other hand, if Chris Christie got caught with prostitutes I think he’d end up in the same situation as Spitzer because we in the Northeast don’t share the same type of “family values” as the godfearing Southern conservatives.

  74. 74.

    handsmile

    May 23, 2013 at 10:13 am

    As a New Yorker and politically active Democrat, I am disgusted by Wiener’s decision. For the Democratic primary, the race will now be reduced to Wiener and City Council speaker Christine Quinn, a once progressive politician who has become a Bloomberg lickspittle, a toady for the city’s real estate and finance tycoons.

    The media donnybrook that will now ensue between Wiener and Quinn eliminates the prospects of two far better Democrats in the race, City Comptroller John Liu and Public Advocate Bill de Blasio. It will also advance the interests of the leading Republican candidate for mayor, Joe Lhota, a former stooge of Rudy 9/11, who will position himself as the dignified adult unblemished by distracting squabbles.

    I am disgusted that Wiener, a pugnacious but ineffective Congressman, believes that he retains the moral authority to serve as a prominent public official after recently committing such profoundly stupid, cowardly and perhaps offensive, acts as an adult.

    Here’s a question: if you were fired/forced to resign for behavior similar to that of Wiener, how likely is it that you would be able to obtain employment again in that line of work?

    I must note, of course, that Republican Carl Paladino received nothing remotely like this smutty media frenzy during his 2010 campaign to become Governor of New York. Early in that campaign it was revealed that Paladino sent a variety of pornographic emails to his friends and business associates, including one of a woman being fucked by a horse. Ah, the nobility of public service.

  75. 75.

    Cacti

    May 23, 2013 at 10:13 am

    I think the Congressman is in for a hard time. But if he sticks it out, surely he can overcome his flaccid poll numbers.

  76. 76.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 23, 2013 at 10:14 am

    @Soonergrunt: Weiner did the damage to himself.

  77. 77.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 10:15 am

    @raven: You’re not “just saying” anything. You’re just emoting with zero reasoning or data behind it, like you always do.

  78. 78.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:15 am

    @joes527:

    Agreed. The stupid of Weiner. It burns.

    That and his really bright move of lying to Nancy Smash and the rest of the Dem House leadership about the dick pics. Smooth move. That’s why he had zero support from them.

    He should stick to his well-paid gig that’s moved himself and his family to nicer digs on the upper east side, and forget about politics. But there’s something about these narcissistic asses that won’t let them stop.

  79. 79.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 23, 2013 at 10:15 am

    @Brandon: Because a weiner sometimes thinks for itself.

  80. 80.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 23, 2013 at 10:17 am

    @handsmile: Wow, John Liu as a “far better Democrat”? Isn’t it too early in the day for drinking?

  81. 81.

    Comrade Nimrod Humperdink

    May 23, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Please tell me New York has better options in the Dem primary than this assclown. A city that big and that Democratic has to have somebody better.

  82. 82.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 23, 2013 at 10:18 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: It’s the ego. Lance Armstrong could have kept all of his Tour de France titles had he stayed retired after the first time because the statute of limitations would have run out.

    If Weiner stays in, though, I hope he gets crushed. (I’m also hoping this image ends our run on weiner jokes.)

  83. 83.

    Punchy

    May 23, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Tony Weiner is a great pr0n name.

  84. 84.

    Suffern ACE

    May 23, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: He should stick to his well-paid gig that’s moved himself and his family to nicer digs on the upper east side,

    Grammercy Park. Heavens. That’s not the upper east side! That’s the charming but boring part of “almost downtown.”

  85. 85.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @Cacti:

    Anthony Weiner couldn’t be arsed to take stand on whether Muslims had First Amendment rights in lower Manhattan.

    Exactly. Weiner is a thoroughly disgusting human being, before even considering him as a politician. The irony is that his on-line activities may end up helping his campaign: as long as all the media focus is on that issue he will get a free pass on other issues such as his racism, his devotion to Israel, and his incompetence.

  86. 86.

    raven

    May 23, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @Shortstop: data, fuck you

  87. 87.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: I understand the burning need to write a happier ending, but not the blinders that make someone think they can pull that off after virtually any event just because they want to.

  88. 88.

    MikeJ

    May 23, 2013 at 10:22 am

    @Shortstop:

    And if he didn’t have an ego the size of Staten Island,

    He would have never run for any elected office anywhere in his entire life. It’s sort of a requirement to get elected to anything.

  89. 89.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:22 am

    All this Tywin Lannister jumping up and down and screaming about whores is just ridiculous, but it’s true that Spitzer simply gave up any political ambitions he had, while “Family Values” scumbag Vitter has no problem retaining office, and the criminally irresponsible (for abandoning his post) Mark Sanford is returning to the House tells you a lot about the two major parties.

  90. 90.

    beltane

    May 23, 2013 at 10:24 am

    @handsmile:

    It will also advance the interests of the leading Republican candidate for mayor, Joe Lhota, a former stooge of Rudy 9/11, who will position himself as the dignified adult unblemished by distracting squabbles.

    It has always been this way. Even before Giuliani/Bloomberg, NYC elected a disproportionate number of Republican mayors (Lindsay, LaGuardia). An analogous situation exists in heavily Democratic Massachusetts where they elected a long string of Republican governors.

  91. 91.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:25 am

    @Suffern ACE:

    Those tony NYC neighborhoods all look the same from out here on the left coast, where we’re waiting for the next wagon train to survive the Indian attacks to bring us news from civilization.

    (insert gigantic sarcasm klaxon here)

  92. 92.

    mai naem

    May 23, 2013 at 10:26 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): Exactly. I don’t particularly care for Weiner myself but New Yawkers can decide. Also, Weiner wants to have some kind of public position and this is part of what he needs to do to get there. By public I mean even a teevee gig. Supposely the Clintons don’t like this guy – don’t know what that means being that they like the Bushes, Lanny Davis and Dick Morris, and dislike Howard Dean.
    Still makes me sick to see how Spitzer wasted all his potential on a freaking hooker. Seriously, ugh. I have to believe Obama would have nominated him for AG, Treasury, the Rich Cordray job or SEC head.

  93. 93.

    Suffern ACE

    May 23, 2013 at 10:26 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: O.K. But I thought that Spitzer (and McGreevy for that matter) were forced out by prosecutors. The voters weren’t going to be given the option. Was yeah, Vitter crossed state lines, but were the US Attorneys investigating him at the time? With Spitzer, I thought it was “resign or you’ll go to jail”.

  94. 94.

    Redshirt

    May 23, 2013 at 10:26 am

    “Weiner’s Up!”

    “Weiner’s Dysfunction”

    “Another Weiner Run”

    The NY Post is happy.

  95. 95.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 23, 2013 at 10:29 am

    @Redshirt: Maybe we can get some “where’s the bun” headlines.

  96. 96.

    quannlace

    May 23, 2013 at 10:31 am

    Nobody’s made the ‘strange bedfellows’ joke?

  97. 97.

    Jay C

    May 23, 2013 at 10:31 am

    @askew:

    He’s skeezy and there has to be better options for NYC Mayor.

    Does there? Sad to say (as a New Yorker) the Dem candidate pool for the upcoming Mayoral race is a buffoon circus of hacks, crooks and tools – and Anthony Weiner’s entry into the race doesn’t exactly raise the standards much – for the biggest city in the country, our local [machine] system seems to have lost the ability to produce better options for the voters on the local level.

  98. 98.

    Mnemosyne

    May 23, 2013 at 10:32 am

    In Los Angeles mayoral news, I am officially An Old because the newly elected mayor is younger than me.

  99. 99.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    May 23, 2013 at 10:32 am

    I’m don’t have a problem with Weiner’s lying, or texting pics of his underwear covered dick.

    My problem with him is that he always has rather openly taken the side of AIPAC, and not the country that he’s supposedly a citizen of.

  100. 100.

    MikeJ

    May 23, 2013 at 10:33 am

    @Cacti:

    That’s the sort of thing that would land someone of a lesser station in prison.

    Johns typically aren’t prosecuted at all, much less wind up in prison. Generally the worst that happens to them a night in jail.

    Pretty much the only way anyone would get sent to prison for using the services of a prostitute is if the prosecutor really wants to get rid of you and that’s all they’ve got.

  101. 101.

    SatanicPanic

    May 23, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Weiner wasn’t anything but our version of Michelle Bachman- a pol who never got anything done but spent a lot of time on television. And sending dick pix to women who didn’t want them= not OK. Fuck him.

  102. 102.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:34 am

    @Suffern ACE:

    (an aside…OK, so I am not familiar with the NYC tony residential lingo. Ty for the correction!!)

    You’re right they were. The Spitzer case seems to have been one of those “Aha, we’ve got you now, motherfucker!” things orchestrated by the vile criminal movers and shakers of Wall Street…they found a place to apply leverage, and did so with relish. Also this happened during the deserting coward malassministration, which means that it’s not unreasonable to think that there was something beyond mere law enforcement going on, given what we know…KNOW…about pressure being brought to bear on U.S. Attorneys to pursue certain angles even if there was no there there.

  103. 103.

    Redshirt

    May 23, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Am I a bad person that I don’t care about anything political anymore other than: Are you a Republican or support Republican ideology? If yes, I am against you. If no, I will support you IF you are a credible resource to oppose Republican ideology.

    I am entirely a one issue voter these days: Anti-Republican.

    So, in this case, it’s dick jokes, cuz otherwise I hope Weiner (or the Democrat in his stead) wins.

  104. 104.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:39 am

    @Redshirt:

    The perfect is the enemy of the good.

    To operate otherwise is to go Nader…and insure the worst that can happen, will happen.

  105. 105.

    mai naem

    May 23, 2013 at 10:39 am

    @handsmile: Being that you are active in NY state dems politics why does this woman http://www.nassaucountyny.gov/agencies/DA/biography.html not run for something bigger? I ran across her on something I was reading last year and I can’t believe the State Dems haven’t picked her to run for something bigger.

    OT, I was reading some stuff about OK funding for the tornadoes and the Speaker for the OK house is a black wingnut a la Carson. He apparently worked for JC Watts. I also was watching Chuck Todd yesterday and he had the state rep for Moore who would not spit out that they absolutely needed the federal funds. He kept on about how the state was going to release $45 mill from the rainy day fund and how if the feds didn’t come through, OK would do just fine on their own blah blah blah…. seriously dumbass. A thousand homes at $50k a piece and your $45 mill is gone and you haven’t even touched schools, roads and other infrastructure.

  106. 106.

    Shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 10:39 am

    @MikeJ: I get that, but the problem comes with the addition of the other two traits I mentioned. Every would-be politician has a healthy ego; not all of them ascend dizzying heights of denial and entitlement, to the point at which they think there’s literally no judgment so poor it can keep them from public office.

  107. 107.

    Cassidy

    May 23, 2013 at 10:40 am

    The real question is whether Weiner has the stamina to see this through to the end or will his time come way too early? Will he be in it for the satisfaction of all New Yorkers, or in and out for his own?

  108. 108.

    hildebrand

    May 23, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Weiner tries to slide in after midnight, yearning for the warm embrace of all New Yorkers, expecting stiff competition, and hoping he doesn’t blow it this time.

    New Yorkers collectively shrug, ‘Hmph, he is like every other sleazy politician, they come and they go, leaving us with the mess to clean up after they have screwed us.’

    (Why such low-rent, sophomoric humor? Because that is all this wanker deserves.)

  109. 109.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 23, 2013 at 10:42 am

    @hildebrand: You left out “and they don’t even leave a tip.”

  110. 110.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:44 am

    @hildebrand:

    Why such low-rent, sophomoric humor? Because that is all this wanker deserves.

    Ayup. At least this gives the Juicitariat a chance to scribble some bon mots in comments.

  111. 111.

    Redshirt

    May 23, 2013 at 10:46 am

    I hope there’s a “Richard Weiner” somewhere in the family.

    For my own research: Does anyone personally know a guy named “Dick” who’s under 60 years old?

  112. 112.

    Cassidy

    May 23, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Ah man. If there is a come from behind victory in this, I’ll giggle hysterically.

  113. 113.

    joes527

    May 23, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Someone mentioned in the thread yesterday that Weiner was always a regional politician. The national furor wasn’t even about him. It was about whether Breitbart would have a big scoop, or be caught pushing fake news. (with his pants down – as it were)

    All too many progressives looked at those 2 possibilities and let what they hoped was happening cloud their judgement about what was happening. Confirmation bias was rampant, and yeah “supporting” Weiner was seen as a thumb in Breitbart’s eye, so Weiner became the flavor of the month amongst a lot of folks that knew nothing about him.

    Fortunately (or unfortunately. take your pick) God hated Breitbart even more than most progressives did, so that issue is gone. That doesn’t make Weiner a winner.

  114. 114.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 10:54 am

    On the subject of the name (pedant mode ON):

    As someone who can read and pronounce German, you all need to know that “Weiner” sounds like “whiner”. If it were spelled “Wiener”, then we’d be in Oscar Meyer territory.

    (pedant mode OFF)

    Go ahead, have your fun, all you Cartmans and Kyles and Stans.

  115. 115.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Part of psycho Weiner’s 64 point plan for world domination:

    As a matter of course, the NYPD takes fingerprints from all people they arrest. They should also take a DNA swab from as many of those under arrest as practicable. This commonsense step would help solve cold cases and clear the innocent.

    So if you are arrested but not charged, NYPD might take a sample of your DNA, or then again they might not. Depends whether it’s practicable.

    Weiner is running for office, but he belongs in a padded cell.

  116. 116.

    aimai

    May 23, 2013 at 11:01 am

    @TR: Senators and Governors are really different people operating in really different settings. There was actually a pretty good analysis of the pressures on both kinds of politicians and it turns out that there is just no pressure for Senators to step down and there is quite a lot of pressure for Governors to do so. I don’t think its a straight up “our guys are pussies and drop out” and their guys don’t. I think that the high profile cases of Senators show that the party has a lot more to loose on a national level and so doesn’t pressure Senators to drop out while the local party has a lot to lose and nothing to gain by supporting their governors, in Spitzer’s case.

  117. 117.

    joes527

    May 23, 2013 at 11:03 am

    @Mandalay:

    So if you are arrested but not charged, NYPD might take a sample of your DNA, or then again they might not. Depends whether it’s practicable.

    Being the NYPD, this will obviously depend on the melanin level, just like “stop and frisk.”

  118. 118.

    handsmile

    May 23, 2013 at 11:04 am

    @mai naem:

    I appreciate your reply. My activity/advocacy is more focused upon NYC politics rather NY State.

    That caveat aside, Kathleen Rice does possess a certain measure of visibility in state party circles and is understood to harbor greater political ambition. She did lose her 2010 Democratic primary bid to become state Attorney General, however.

    While a campaign for US Congress would seem to be a reasonable next step for her, Rice would confront the considerable (read, unmovable) object of incumbent Republican Peter King. Nassau County (aka western Long Island) has become a graveyard for Democratic politicians.

  119. 119.

    Amir Khalid

    May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    You didn’t mention what the noun Weiner means in German: “one who weeps/whines”.

  120. 120.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 11:13 am

    @joes527:

    Being the NYPD, this will obviously depend on the melanin level, just like “stop and frisk.”

    Exactly. Weiner wants to allow NYPD to optionally take a DNA sample from anyone they to arrest.

    But instead of examining what this sick psychofuck might actually do if he became mayor, I’m sure our media will focus on making entirely predictable and unfunny one-liners.

    Pretty much like this thread.

  121. 121.

    Epicurus

    May 23, 2013 at 11:14 am

    The dudgeon is quite high in this thread. I was previously unaware that Mr. Wiener had personally insulted so many members of the commentariat by flirting (electronically) with women to whom he was not married. Once again, where’s the beef? Did he cheat on YOU?? If not, feel free to enjoy a hot, steaming cup of STFU. As for his “coverup”? Please…let’s move on to some real scandals, shall we? Also, too, the mere fact that he has thrown a wrench into the gears of the Quinn juggernaut is reason enough for me to be happy with his entry into the race. ABQ, baby, ANYBODY but Quinn.

  122. 122.

    shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 11:19 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: Right, but although he spells it “Weiner,” he does pronounce it “Wiener,” which confuses people.

  123. 123.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 11:23 am

    @shortstop:

    Well, I can’t help him if he’s stupid enough to set up all the jokes.

  124. 124.

    Mnemosyne

    May 23, 2013 at 11:25 am

    @Epicurus:

    Once again, where’s the beef?

    It was still covered by his grey briefs, but it seemed to be there.

    It’s not the cyber-cheating people can’t forgive, it’s the Bill Clinton-like stupidity and arrogance. You know that your enemies are gunning for you and monitoring your Twitter feed and yet you decide to tweet pictures of your (covered) erection anyway? It makes one wonder what other stupid things Weiner will decide to do because he’s convinced he won’t get caught.

  125. 125.

    shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 11:25 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: Exactly. Dude is a trainwreck.

  126. 126.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 11:26 am

    @Epicurus:

    I was previously unaware that Mr. Wiener had personally insulted so many members of the commentariat by flirting (electronically) with women to whom he was not married.

    You are arguing that sending photos of your dick to women who are not your wife is “flirting”? Seriously?

  127. 127.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 11:28 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    It’s not the cyber-cheating people can’t forgive, it’s the Bill Clinton-like stupidity and arrogance.

    Agreed. If you put your picture out on the Intertubes, you no longer have any control of it, and if enemies are gunning for you (the revelation of the dick-pics was timed perfectly to sabotage Weiner’s demands for a probe into Clarence Thomas’ possible ethical lapses) then you’re doubly stupid for doing it in the first place.

  128. 128.

    Yatsuno

    May 23, 2013 at 11:44 am

    @Amir Khalid: It’s also the more boring “One from Vienna”, but it makes one wonder if the one definition is related to the other…

  129. 129.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    May 23, 2013 at 11:45 am

    You are arguing that sending photos of your dick to women who are not your wife is “flirting”? Seriously?

    @Mandalay: In this case I’d agree that it falls to the level of “flirting” because let’s face it, what he was sending pictures of falls under the heading of “pathetic” or “comical” rather than “impressive”.

  130. 130.

    jlow

    May 23, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Given how recent the scandal was, I wonder if this announcement isn’t coming prematurely.

  131. 131.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 23, 2013 at 11:49 am

    @Yatsuno:

    How does it go? “In Berlin the situation is serious but not desperate; in Vienna, the situation is desperate but not serious.”

  132. 132.

    Amir Khalid

    May 23, 2013 at 11:57 am

    @Yatsuno:
    Jemand, der weint, ist Weiner. Whereas a Wiener (i before e) something/someone is Viennese. The man himself spells his name “Weiner” and pronounces it “Wiener”, which does confuse matters somewhat.

  133. 133.

    Betty Cracker

    May 23, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    @Epicurus: Weiner sent the photos unsolicited to women who were not happy to receive them. It’s not flirting: It’s the virtual equivalent of flashing. Not to mention unbelievably stupid.

  134. 134.

    Amir Khalid

    May 23, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    In this context, I suppose it depends on whether one’s sausage is a Berliner or a Wiener.

  135. 135.

    shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

  136. 136.

    Amir Khalid

    May 23, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    @Epicurus:
    What Betty Cracker said. Surely Weiner’s stupidity and failure of impulse control must give a voter pause, to question his fitness for public office?

  137. 137.

    chopper

    May 23, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    truly, it’s the wurst scandal weiner has ever had to deal with.

  138. 138.

    shortstop

    May 23, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    @chopper: No one wants to know how his sausage gets made.

  139. 139.

    Mandalay

    May 23, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    @Forum Transmitted Disease:

    In this case I’d agree that it falls to the level of “flirting” because let’s face it, what he was sending pictures of falls under the heading of “pathetic” or “comical” rather than “impressive”.

    Yes, I get all that, but for a member of Congree to send unsolicited photos of his erection goes way beyond flirting, or being comical/pathetic. There is something wrong him, and there was/is a problem with his marriage.

    While I am sure that men all over the world also do what Weiner did, they are not running as Democrats. Once you become a prominent figure you expose yourself to humiliation and even blackmail by doing that stuff. I am not saying that Weiner has done it again since he was caught, but he probably has a predisposition for that behavior, and he is a liability to Democrats.

    And apart from any moral issues, his behavior highlights his bad judgment. The man is a fool.

  140. 140.

    MomSense

    May 23, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    @Mandalay:

    Plus I think the recipient of the dick pic was not pleased.

  141. 141.

    Professor Fate

    May 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    @Epicurus:
    Per Webster’s to Flirt means “to behave amorously without serious intent ”
    if sending unwanted and unrequested pictures of your underware clad erect penis to women is one’s idea of ‘flirting” one hesitates to inquire what crossing the line would intail.

  142. 142.

    Phil Perspective

    May 23, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    @Forum Transmitted Disease: My problem with him is that he always has rather openly taken the side of AIPAC, and not the country that he’s supposedly a citizen of.

    That also goes for all the other top Democratic contenders. They all suck up to noted terrorist, and NY State pol, Dov Hikind.

  143. 143.

    stonetools

    May 23, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    @MomSense:

    I think the woman involved have spoke on the issue, and while she wasn’t weren’t pleased, she also didn’t want him to lose his job over it. I’m thinking maybe censure and a stiff fine may have been the better way to deal with the offense, rather than forcing him out.
    After he was forced out, a Republican took his seat. How did that work out for us?

    As to him exercising poor judgment in the area of women , so did FDR, JFK, and William J Clinton. JFK was shtupping Marilyn Munroe and a Mafia mistresss while President, FFS. What Wiener did was as nothing compared to that.

    Going forward, it’s up to the NY voters to decide if they forgive him for what he did. I expect Quinn to win.

  144. 144.

    Billy

    May 24, 2013 at 6:41 am

    It’s too soon, just too soon. I don’t like grabbers with no shame from either party.

  145. 145.

    Bob h

    May 24, 2013 at 7:19 am

    I listened to an interview with him on WNYC yesterday, and was pretty impressed by his intelligence. I don’t think he’s finished.

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