So, I watched GoT again, and it really happened. All the people who read the books are now snickering.
If George R.R. Martin had written Star Wars, Leia would have taken a blaster shot and kicked in the opening scene, C-3-PO and R2-D2 would have been demolished by the jawas, Han would have kicked it in the cantina, and Luke would have been shot up by the Sand People. The only thing going into the Empire Strikes Back would be the ghost of Obi Wan.
But then again, even that wouldn’t have sucked as much as the prequels.
Indiana Jones, of course, would be half crushed by a large round boulder after he tripped and then poisoned by a snake he landed on.
I’m sure you can come up with your own George R.R. Martin plot twists to your own favorite movies.