Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

When I was faster i was always behind.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

75% of people clapping liked the show!

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

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  3. 3.

    Mnemosyne

    So the driver is coming to give you gastritis, or a driver with gastritis is coming to deliver something else?

  4. 4.

    PsiFighter37

    Clearly all the NSA hacking is screwing up the way phone calls are getting directed.

    HE’S WORSE THAN BUSH!!11111 HE SOLD US OUT!1111

  5. 5.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    I will never be that tall. And please, I beseech the universe, never that clueless.

  6. 6.

    NickT

    Could “Megan McArdle” have been DougJ’s masterpiece of trollery? Is this the master’s indirect confession?

  10. 10.

    Cheap Jim

    No, voice recognition will improve. McArdle is trapped in the form of whatever she is now.

  11. 11.

    NickT

    Speaking of an attempted gastritis delivery:

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/06/actress-arrested-accused-husband-ricin-documents.php?ref=fpb

    Shannon Richardson, a Texas-based actress who has had small parts in movies and television shows including “The Walking Dead” and “The Vampire Diaries,” was charged Friday for allegedly mailing a threatening letter to President Barack Obama. She was not charged in connection with the ricin found on the Obama letter or the two other ricin-tainted letters she allegedly mailed to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Mark Glaze, the director of Bloomberg’s Mayors Against Illegal Guns group.

    It’s quite a story.

    According to the affidavit, further analysis of the computers in the Richardsons’ home revealed online orders for castor beans and other materials used to make ricin. Spiropoulos said analysts also found files titled “Obama.docx” and “muslimbastard.docx” were saved onto a storage device from the “pink Dell laptop that both Shannon and Nathaniel Richardson acknowledge belongs to and is used exclusively by Shannon Richardson.” Investigators also allegedly determined attempts were made to print those files on the day the ricin-laced letters were postmarked and that Nathaniel Richardson was at work during this time. Spiropoulos said those two documents and another one, which was entitled “guns.docx” were later found on the SD card that was in the box with the castor beans and syringes.

    It all goes to show, you just can’t trust people with pink Dell laptops.

  13. 13.

    PsiFighter37

    @Maude: IMPEACH GEORGE W. OBAMA RIGHT NOW!!1111 MAINLY BECAUSE LYNDON LAROUCHE AND GLENN GREENWALD SAY SO!!11111

    PF37 +4 and does not like the taste of NOTHINGBURGERS unless they are slathered with BBQ sauce

  14. 14.

    BGinCHI

    Do you all think if Mark Zuckerberg was hanged in public this info sharing by corporations would stop?

    I mean, worth a try right?

  15. 15.

    NickT

    @PsiFighter37:

    Our Nothingburgers are made from prime cuts of Ted and Hellen with a little ground pokeyblow for extra flavor. Customers who are habitual users of logic and evidence may experience a severe allergic reaction to the food and should not partake.

  18. 18.

    Suffern ACE

    GE gastritis is overpriced and way to complicated to have much utility beyond taking up space.

  19. 19.

    fuckwit

    “Gastritis broke my calculator” needs to be a tag, and too bad if Cole doesn’t like it.

    I love what Google voice does to my VM’s. It makes otherwise mundane messages into hilarous spews of surreall dada-ist randomness.

    I’ve saved a bunch of them intending to put them up on a website somewhere.

  24. 24.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    My Google Voice transcribed messages are hilarious. Especially those from my wife who has a slight accent. I read them to our guests: the kid, her bf and one of our friends, before Thanksgiving dinner. A find time had by all(even the wife thought it funny).

  28. 28.

    Cacti

    @gbear:

    Did DougJ or John see that Little Green Footballs has a post comparing Glenn Greenwald to Glenn Beck?? I think we need a post about this on BJ! Toot Sweet!

    In honor of yesterday’s Huffpo photo, I give you…

    Glenn Beckwald

  33. 33.

    Suffern ACE

    @gbear: not really the same. GB is generalized crazy. GG is specific. GG is more like Peter Schiff on fiat currency collapse or Benjamin Netanyahu on the need to bomb Iran before it is too late.

  35. 35.

    gbear

    @NickT:

    those two documents and another one, which was entitled “guns.docx” were later found on the SD card that was in the box with the castor beans and syringes.

    Terrorism:Ur doing it wrong. Someday her boyfriend is going to look back on this and laugh. Maybe he already is…

  36. 36.

    NickT

    @gbear:

    He’s currently her husband, although I wouldn’t put too, too much cash on their marriage lasting very much longer.

  42. 42.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @gbear:

    GG is seeing black helicopters with huge wireless antennas that are shaped like vacuum cleaner nozzles that are sucking up privacy and dumping it all into a huge black bag full o’stuff. I’m not buying the Powerpoint as something that is legit and others are beginning to question its authenticity. GG can’t back off of this because it would make him look like a fool, so it’s full throttle for him.

    OK, it would make him look like a bigger fool.

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