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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Excellent Links / Open Thread: Dogwhistles for Global Tools!

Open Thread: Dogwhistles for Global Tools!

by Anne Laurie|  June 19, 201310:20 pm| 133 Comments

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move over friedman

Shamelessly filched from loyal commentor Schroedinger’s Cat, to encourage everyone to click over and find out how “The Die Is Caste“:

NYT is now outsourcing their vacuous analysis on the Opinion Pages to op-ed contributors from Bangalore, no less. Tom Friedman beware, your competition has arrived. Ms Sankar’s column in a nutshell, nobody I know of speaks of uncomfortable stuff like caste or caste discrimination, ergo its no longer a relevant factor. Also, it makes me sad that others, not as enlightened as I am, are using caste when deciding who to vote for….

A quick Google search with the word caste, came up with multiple stories from Indian newspapers with caste in the head lines. Even when it is not in the headlines, caste provides the subtext for almost everything in India. So much for her claim that newspaper headlines don’t obsess over caste anymore… Caste-based discrimination is the reality of life for far too many Indians. Although, truly reprehensible practices around who you can touch and share food with may be dying out in the urban areas out of sheer necessity. The opportunities that are available to you depend to a great extent on your caste. Since caste and class usually go together, abject poverty is the fate of many at the bottom of the caste ladder…

Nothing like a thorough fisking to clear out those blocked passages full of unthinking assumptions and mealy-mouthed platitudes!

I am moderately addicted to the NYTimes‘ “India Ink” blog, because it’s really interesting to see the One Percenters of a giant conglomerate nation that is not us/US grapple with global geopolitics. During the first Gilded Age, British imperialists and their American admirers were always talking about “the Raj” as a shining example of how True Civilization would naturallly “evolve” into a system where a oligarchy could use an ever-insecure class of “warriors, scholars & merchants” to keep the vast majority of the population controlled. (If only Jeebus had had the forethought to announce that those poor who were always with us should be permanently branded, and their children after them!) If Rich Lowry can bring himself to risk the spiritual contamination inherent in perusing EvenTheLiberal NYTimes, I’m sure Ms. Sankar’s column gave him Starbursts!

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  1. 1.

    Redshirt

    June 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    We shall all be outsourced in 6 months or so. What can’t Indians, Mexicans, or robots not do?

  2. 2.

    Spaghetti Lee

    June 19, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Perhaps the sign of the switch from Civilization to Decadence is when a culture develops its own local equivalent of Tom Friedman. I believe the Mayans had a pudgy, mustached high priest who would argue that we should keep sacrificing virgins for six more months and see how things played out.

  3. 3.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 19, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Keep fucking that cow?

  4. 4.

    Diana

    June 19, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Indians were always hypocrites. The Brits rapidly figured out that the Brahmin were the highest caste, and would only associate with them to the extent they would associate with Indians at all.

    And even though it was official Brahmin teaching that foreigners, being completely outside of the caste system, were supposed to be untouchables, the Brahmin didn’t behave as if their British masters were untouchables, and instead sucked up to them shamelessly.

  5. 5.

    Yatsuno

    June 19, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Wow. I totally ignored the whole concept of caste when I watched Slumdog Millionaire. I can’t believe I never saw that before, but now I’m seeing the whole thing from a new perspective. And I really should know better given my academic background.

  6. 6.

    David Koch

    June 19, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    RIP Slim Whitman.

    Una paloma blancaaaaaaaa-ah!

  7. 7.

    Roger Moore

    June 19, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:
    I think that would be considered sacreligious rather than just in poor taste, like chicken fucking.

  8. 8.

    Violet

    June 19, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I can’t wait for CEOs and upper management to be outsourced.

  9. 9.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 19, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    The caste system in India is truly obscene. Ask anyone who has lived under it and then escaped from it.

  10. 10.

    Redshirt

    June 19, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    I worked with an Indian lady once who got a little too drunk at a company event and started venting about arranged marriages. It was sad/illuminating.

  11. 11.

    Redshirt

    June 19, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Also too, check out this cool gif I found recently – the true motion of the solar system.

  12. 12.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 19, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    @Spaghetti Lee: As a mustache-American of long standing, I can tell you have no idea how irritating it is to have Friedman among us.

  13. 13.

    Narcissus

    June 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    @Violet: We’re almost there. By and large, our Neoliberal Transnational Corporate overlords have more in common with each other than they do with their own countrymen.

  14. 14.

    Comrade Dread

    June 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    @Spaghetti Lee: Romans too. Thomas Patrician was a well-known wonk who continued to advise Caesar to wait six more months for the Hun problem to resolve itself.

  15. 15.

    spudvol

    June 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Thanks to Obamacare Healthcare Costs Fell for First Time in Almost 40 Years

  16. 16.

    Lurking Canadian

    June 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    I’m reading a book called Plutocrats, by Chrystia Freeland. It’s not what I was hoping for, but maybe it’ll get better. So far she appears to have really drunk the globalization/meritocracy/job creator kool-aid, but I’m not finished yet.

    Anyway, one of the pieces of “evidence” she’s used to “prove” how meritocratic the emerging economies are was a story about one (1) low-caste Indian who managed to make it big in high-tech. I am not surprised to learn here that life is not actually all sunshine and roses for low-caste Indians.

    I am always tempted to ask people using such anecdata if, by finding a case of a serf knighted for bravery on the battlefield, I can disprove the existence of European aristocracy.

  17. 17.

    Suffern ACE

    June 19, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    She’d have asked her cab driver, but one only speaks to them out of necessity, and then in the harshest terms.

    Anyway, my experience in India is that the bigger concern for the Hindus are the “special rules for the muslims”, the idea that democracy really doesn’t work when there are too many people voting, and that the folks from Nepal, Tibet, Bhutan and that region in the far East that borders Myanmar need to go back where they came from. Caste we don’t speak of. Probably because pretty much everyone I deal with comes from the same few castes.

  18. 18.

    David Koch

    June 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @spudvol: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

    but all our progressive betters™ told us it was a give away to the insurance industry!?!!!111

  19. 19.

    jeffreyw

    June 19, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    I like pie.

  20. 20.

    Redshirt

    June 19, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    Is anyone here an expert on Indian history? I know the Aryans really did invade India, and brought Hinduism with their conquest. And while India has been primarily Hindu for a long time, there are many other religions present. Some of the best, in fact – real Buddhism is amazing.

  21. 21.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    @jeffreyw: You are a cold, cruel man to post that delicious looking treat without serving some. How is Katie? Pix (Homer and Bitsy also, too) please???

  22. 22.

    ruemara

    June 19, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    lovely. even as our own caste system is rigorously enforced. I don’t even hate these people anymore, I’m just wrung out.

  23. 23.

    jeffreyw

    June 19, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Homer is doing well. Katie likes her ice cream.

  24. 24.

    jeffreyw

    June 19, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Bitsy is fond of boxes.

  25. 25.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Even the Germans get it now: Obama’s Soft Totalitarianism.

    Must Europe now protect itself from America?

  26. 26.

    Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    @ruemara: For the past two years or so, I’ve been watching our state legislature try to burn up our pension system, so I totally understand the “I’m just tired of it” syndrome. We never get a break, and they won’t stop until they gut things and we end up getting fucked. Because we actually have jobs to do in addition to defending our pensions.

  27. 27.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    Again, now even the Germans think we live under a Totalitarian State.

  28. 28.

    rda909

    June 19, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    Expect this soon in a Friedman column: “Just the other day, my rickshaw driver was telling me…”

  29. 29.

    Roger Moore

    June 19, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    @jeffreyw:
    A cat who likes boxes? That’s unpossible.

  30. 30.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    @Redshirt: I had thought that the plane of the planets was approximately in the same plane as the sun’s motion through the galaxy. Your gif shows the plane to be perpendicular.

  31. 31.

    TaMara (BHF)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Need to vent. I’ve worked in the alternative energy field in one way or another for the last 15 years. My mother who is a right wing-fox watching-Limbaugh loving zealot, just posted on a cute starbucks photo I put on facebook that global warming is a myth and anyone who believes in it is gullible. i.e. me of course

    I bombarded her with fact sheets. Trying not to hate right now. Finding it difficult.

  32. 32.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Actually, that’s another ex-Pat writing for the german magazine.

    ETA: My view of ex-Pats is quickly becoming “People who are hunting for that mythical America that never existed, rather than trying to help make that America.”

  33. 33.

    Little Boots

    June 19, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    don’t hate your mom, tamara. it ain’t worth it.

    just hate cheney, with the rest of us. that’s never not fun.

  34. 34.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    Expats know best the kind of Police State that is now America.

    Do you care to dispute the facts of the article?

  35. 35.

    Little Boots

    June 19, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian:

    no angerman, it’s nazi germany all over again.

    again.

  36. 36.

    Roger Moore

    June 19, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    @TaMara (BHF):

    I’ve worked in the alternative energy field in one way or another for the last 15 years.

    There’s your problem. You’re obviously part of the vast left wing environmentalist conspiracy, trying to foist your made up greenhouse effect conspiracy on the world so you can get government handouts. Is it any wonder your mother trust oil company executives, who clearly have no stake in the matter, more than you?

  37. 37.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Ex-pats that write these kinds of article are blowing smoke. Proof: Glenn-“The US is the worst police state in the world”- Greenwald is planning on visiting later this year.

  38. 38.

    El Caganer

    June 19, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    @Little Boots: Was it over when they bombed Pearl Harbor?

  39. 39.

    Little Boots

    June 19, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    category error. there are no friendly libertarians. they are crazy loners, always.

    always.

  40. 40.

    Redshirt

    June 19, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): The orbit is perpendicular to the Sun, of course – all 8 planets orbit in more or less circles around Sol. However, Sol is streaming through the galaxy, and with it, the Planets. This is a real motion, and is charted in the gif. This is the same technique currently used to show the orbits of the Jovian and Saturnalian moons.

  41. 41.

    Little Boots

    June 19, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    @El Caganer:

    I for one hate when the syrians did that.

    I admit.

  42. 42.

    Shortstop

    June 19, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    Hocks!

  43. 43.

    Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Go Hawks!

  44. 44.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    Which country imprisons the most people in the ENTIRE WORLD?

  45. 45.

    Chris

    June 19, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    @Lurking Canadian:

    I am always tempted to ask people using such anecdata if, by finding a case of a serf knighted for bravery on the battlefield, I can disprove the existence of European aristocracy.

    This.

    That’s what goes unsaid in their wonderful tale of “meritocratic” capitalism (it’s called “the American dream” over here) – it’s always been possible to fight your way into the upper class. Under feudalism, rich people could buy titles, and poor people could earn them on the battlefield. Under communism, the Party and KGB made a point of culling spotting the best and brightest from schools and universities and recruiting them. Maybe rags-to-riches tales weren’t common over there, but who are we kidding – they’re not that common under capitalism either.

    (And it also says “hey, life is wonderful – just join the upper class!” as if it were humanly possible for everyone to join the upper class regardless of their qualifications. The problem is what happens to those who don’t make it).

  46. 46.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    @Redshirt: True, but the streams coming off the planets to show their paths would look different if the planets were in the same plane as the motion of the sun. It would be harder to tell them apart, because they would be drawing on top of each other. It would be a spyrograph on a piece of paper rather than the comet-tailed look you have right now.

    I’ll have to go look it up. I just assumed that the planet’s orbits around the sun were in the same plane as the sun’s motion around the galaxy, not perpendicular.

  47. 47.

    Xenos

    June 19, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    The critical thing for westerners to appreciate about South Asian politics is how much of a threat Islam is to the caste system. Whatever the problems with Abrahamic religions, the focus on the individual’s worth in the eyes of God can be a powerful antidote to the abuses of class and caste.

    A great many converts to Islam, historically and presently, are untouchables. Even if Muslims were not a security threat the PTB in Hindi society would still hate those bastards for daring to think all men are fundamentally equal.

  48. 48.

    jurassicpork

    June 19, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    Gee, first Michael Hastings dies when his car explodes then Tony Soprano suddenly croaks the next day. Coincidence?

  49. 49.

    Chris

    June 19, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    ETA: My view of ex-Pats is quickly becoming “People who are hunting for that mythical America that never existed, rather than trying to help make that America.”

    Nah. You’ll always have a few idiots like this, but by and long there’s nothing wrong with them.

  50. 50.

    Mnemosyne

    June 19, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    @Chris:

    (And it also says “hey, life is wonderful – just join the upper class!” as if it were humanly possible for everyone to join the upper class regardless of their qualifications. The problem is what happens to those who don’t make it).

    This was my argument about The Great Gatsby — the book isn’t about money, it’s about social class. Gatsby’s tragic flaw is that he doesn’t understand the difference.

  51. 51.

    Little Boots

    June 19, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    @jurassicpork:

    damn, no.

  52. 52.

    Chris

    June 19, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian:

    Expats know best the kind of Police State that is now America.

    Yes, who would know better than someone who’s not here.

    Hey, aren’t you people the ones always telling us that EUROPE is the totalitarian socialist monster, and that the thing that’s so scary about Obama is that he’s trying to make us like EUROPE, and the thing that’s so awful about the ACA is that it makes us like EUROPE? You’d trust the word of someone who prefers the totalitarian socialist internationalist monstrosity over America? Tsk, tsk.

  53. 53.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Considering what a large portion of them are arrested for, being minorities, we’re a racist state, not a police state. Which I would sorely love to fix without having to wait for my parents to die.

    A police state would be when everyone is worried about what they would say about the government. And I can tell you we’re not a police state. We haven’t locked down the internet like China, Syria, or a number of other countries. We don’t house arrest political dissidents or disappear them.

  54. 54.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    @Chris: True, my sample size is pretty small. I stand corrected.

  55. 55.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    Exactly. American Exceptionalism is a big fat myth. Germany is far from being a racist state, among other western nations.

  56. 56.

    The Friendly Libertarian

    June 19, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    “Haven’t locked down the internet”? What about internet sites shut down by DHS for “copyright infringement”? How is this any different from what China or Russia does?

  57. 57.

    Ruckus

    June 19, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    @jeffreyw:
    I’ll be over in about 30 minutes. Keep a piece warm for me.

  58. 58.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    @Xenos: That’s why Judaism and Christianity took off. God pays attention to you, you get to live forever (Christianity), and it’s between you and God how much you are worth.

  59. 59.

    Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    @jurassicpork: Considering that the only time you show here is to pimp your need for funds, I won’t click on your link, so how ’bout you summarize for us, okay?

  60. 60.

    TaMara (BHF)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    @Roger Moore: LOL. Now you made me remember a decade ago – After putting in tile in my own home, I offered to do my mom and dad’s entry way. I’m up to my eyeballs in mortar and they come in with lunch saying they stopped at the local home depot, talked to the minimum wage employee and I was doing it all wrong.

    Same story. Different day.

    Thanks for the perspective.

  61. 61.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    June 19, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Germany: You mean a country that keeps people from becoming citizens because their parents weren’t citizens?

    I will agree with you that American exceptionalism is a myth.

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Actually, considering the fact that I believe in following copyright law (other than I think the times should be brought down to 20 years), I think places that violate it should be shut down. On the other hand, the government isn’t shutting down places like Balloon Juice, Red State, National Review, or Daily Kos when the people on them make anti-Government statements. But you knew that.

    I love it when libertarians show that they don’t care about laws that inconvenience them.

  62. 62.

    Little Boots

    June 20, 2013 at 12:03 am

    still, blame libertarian.

    cause, libertarian.

  63. 63.

    Suffern ACE

    June 20, 2013 at 12:14 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): The problem with the article isn’t Germany’s immigration problem. It’s that Germany also has its version of the NSA and a security network looking for terrorists in its territory. It’s just not as large. What the article calls for is that in response to NSA monitoring, it wants Germany to build its own security system to protect its citizens from us. I’m fine with them feeling threatened, but I don’t know if they want to go that route. We already went that route and it is expensive and foolish.

    I’m fine with the european public pushing us around. I don’t know if it will do any good. Their institutions seem not much more interested in being swayed by public opinion than our own. (How did they get austerity and the Euro?). Until someone somewhere starts to put real sanctions on our companies, we aren’t going to make much headway. Some of the security firms have offices and contracts in Germany – start asking them to leave and we might get some response.

  64. 64.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    June 20, 2013 at 12:14 am

    Gee, first Michael Hastings dies when his car explodes then Tony Soprano suddenly croaks the next day. Coincidence?

    @jurassicpork: Why don’t you just skip the foreplay, get right to telling us that Obama is history’s greatest monster, and then beg us for rent money? I mean, you’ll get there anyway, but it would be nice to just get all the bullshit out of the way and get to the only reason you’re posting here, as we’re normally the kind of Democratic-voting scum you’ve got no use for.

    Only thing worse than being treated as an ATM machine is being treated as a stupid ATM machine.

  65. 65.

    KXB

    June 20, 2013 at 12:18 am

    For those who argue that Hindus are worried about Islam’s idea that all men are equal in the eyes of one God – nope. It is far more direct. They think Muslims are more prone to violence. Many look at how Islam spread out of the Arabian peninsula, and not all those conversions were pleasant. Then, as soon as Muhammad died, his descendants immediately began warring amongst themselves.

    In more recent times, India underwent the horror of partition, on the grounds that it would ensure regional stability, and allow the Muslims of South Asia to flourish. Instead, Pakistan found itself riven with ethnic divisions, resulting in The eastern wing breaking off into Bangladesh. The Muslims of South Asia are almost even divided among Pakistan, Bangladesh, and India.

    Hindus take it as a point of pride that it is the only region of the world that once Islam took root, the indigenous culture did not get wiped out or reduced to a negligible minority, as was the case in Iran and Indonesia- two large Muslim states, but that are not Arab.

    Given that Muslims comprise somewhere between 12-15% of India’s population, and are a sizable voting block, it would be rash to say that Hindus’ concerns are just about religion. It is about old fashioned interest group politics. But just as there is no Hindu block of votes, increasingly Muslims vote according to what is important in their part of the country.

  66. 66.

    Mnemosyne

    June 20, 2013 at 12:20 am

    We were flipping through our new digital channels and stumbled on Blazing Saddles. Still one of the fucking funniest movies of all time.

  67. 67.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 20, 2013 at 12:21 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): It’s actually neither in the plane of the planetary orbits, nor perpendicular; it’s at an angle. You get a different angle depending on whether you’re talking about motion relative to nearby stars, or motion relative to the galactic center.

    That gif is wrong, to the extent that it purports to show the actual motion of the solar system through the galaxy. It’s part of a longer viral online video that seems to be the work of a skilled crackpot, who insists that the standard picture of planets orbiting the Sun is “wrong” because “vortex motion” is completely different from plain old rotational motion. That’s basically a denial of relativity; it’s always perfectly legitimate to choose a center-of-mass frame to describe the motion of a collective system of objects. You could also choose a frame in which the Solar System moves perpendicular to the ecliptic plane, but it wouldn’t be a frame of any particular significance, certainly not the one true frame.

  68. 68.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 20, 2013 at 12:23 am

    More, from Phil Plait:

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/03/04/vortex_motion_viral_video_showing_sun_s_motion_through_galaxy_is_wrong.html

  69. 69.

    PurpleGirl

    June 20, 2013 at 12:27 am

    @jeffreyw: Cherry pie and vanilla ice cream… looks yummy.

  70. 70.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 12:29 am

    IM DRUNK FOOLS . Wednesday was meant for a fighting, said Elton John not ever.

    PF37 +7 kinda weak beers, but whatever

    P.S. I hoe Bruin fans like the taste of defeta

  71. 71.

    PurpleGirl

    June 20, 2013 at 12:30 am

    @jeffreyw: Her eyes are amazing; they look like fine opals.

  72. 72.

    Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS)

    June 20, 2013 at 12:31 am

    @PsiFighter37: LOLwut?

  73. 73.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 12:34 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I guess it’s been a while since I’ve read any of his stuff; when did he end up at Slate?

  74. 74.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 12:35 am

    @Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS): Don’t be kealous necause you can’t undestand greatness when you hear it.

    Bruins fans suck, plus hwen did so many of those fuickers show up in NYC to infiltrate the city. Kick those lobsterback asstards back into the ocean so we can ifsh them up and put themin our Manhattan clam Chowda.

    Not that most peopple care anyways. Most of the people at the bar I was at rooting for the Bruins were fair-weather lady fans.

  75. 75.

    Brother Machine Gun of Desirable Mindfulness (fka AWS)

    June 20, 2013 at 12:38 am

    @PsiFighter37: um, ok.

    go Hawks!

  76. 76.

    Suffern ACE

    June 20, 2013 at 12:38 am

    @PsiFighter37: Dude, you’re starting to spell like I do. I’m just careless. And kind of old. Let serve as a warning to ye.

  77. 77.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 20, 2013 at 12:42 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: He was at Discover magazine for a while, and moved to Slate last November.

  78. 78.

    Seanly

    June 20, 2013 at 12:43 am

    In my first professional job, I worked with 2 gentlemen named Bharat Patel. One had gone to the British School in India and spoke about the best English I’ve ever heard. The other was from a lower caste. The two of them NEVER talked to each other.

  79. 79.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 12:43 am

    @PsiFighter37: We’z in ur base, reckin ur doodz.

  80. 80.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 12:44 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Discover is the last place I remember being his home. Seeing him on TV can be fun, he’s really, uh, enthusiastic, especially about doomsday scenarios.

  81. 81.

    YellowJournalism

    June 20, 2013 at 12:45 am

    @jurassicpork: Oh my God! Tony Soprano killed Hastings, and then faked his own death to get away with it?!

    I bet he whacked Edith Bunker, too. People don’t just die out of the blue!

  82. 82.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 12:46 am

    @Matt McIrvin: What’s wrong with that depiction? It seems to follow this style, in gif form.

  83. 83.

    srv

    June 20, 2013 at 12:46 am

    @TaMara: Have you considered outsourcing your hate?

    Obots or Firebaggers run about $4/hr, or three for $10.

  84. 84.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 12:48 am

    @Suffern ACE: Fucklthe warnings, because Windoze 10 will autocroreect everyiithng when i touch type on the screen.

    @Redshirt: you did it wrong, there are no Japanese0stlye grammaticla error in there

    Cocnut water tastes tasty

  85. 85.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 12:50 am

    @PsiFighter37: Cocnut water 4eva.

  86. 86.

    Cacti

    June 20, 2013 at 12:50 am

    The conspiracy nuttery on the death of Michael Hastings has already sprung on (i hate the) Democratic (president) Underground.

    Which of our front pagers will be the first to embrace it: Anne Laurie, John Cole, or Mistermix?

  87. 87.

    Yatsuno

    June 20, 2013 at 12:51 am

    @Cacti: Timmeh already went there, so my guess is none. Just becuz.

  88. 88.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 12:51 am

    @Redshirt: Oh hey, youre good at blog-posting like a twwen. I think it’s past the weeners bedtime

  89. 89.

    Origuy

    June 20, 2013 at 12:58 am

    Interesting article about how the caste system affects housing. Apparently it’s legal in India to build a housing development for Brahmins only. That’s because there are Dalit-only developments, since Dalits (untouchables) are often not welcome in other areas.

  90. 90.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 12:59 am

    And when I read the original content before scanning for the ‘Open Thread’ tag to spam my drank ass shit, yes – she appears to be the new MoU, although I suppose we have to replace the ‘M’ with something diffent. What shall we call her? The Brahmin of Enlightenment?

  91. 91.

    Amir Khalid

    June 20, 2013 at 1:06 am

    I seem to recall that not long ago, John Cole was mentioning some hair loss on his lower legs. Could this be the solution for him?

  92. 92.

    Amir Khalid

    June 20, 2013 at 1:08 am

    @PsiFighter37:
    The Sari of Sweeping Statements?

  93. 93.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 1:11 am

    @PsiFighter37: Twixt abd Tween, yo.

  94. 94.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 1:13 am

    @Amir Khalid: I bet there are folks out there who would like them hairy legs (not me, though, that would just be a mental mindufck)

    @Amir Khalid: You raelize alliteration aint going to win you any extra fucking grammar poiints? This is fckni America, we speak ‘muriknan her,e not that fnacy asss Englishe shiet

  95. 95.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 1:14 am

    Okay, I have to wakeu p in 5 hous. You overnighting BJers enjoying BJingh all night long. hawr hawr hawr

    PF37 +1 more glass of water and then off to bed, crossing his toes for a Spurs Gamr 7 win

  96. 96.

    Suffern ACE

    June 20, 2013 at 1:15 am

    I wonder if terrorists with poor spelling are less easily detected by the NSA than those who write in secret codes but spell precisely. Perhapes wie caine defeet them with speling. Friedome!

    Or maybe there really are grammar police after all.

  97. 97.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 1:15 am

    FYWP your dogmmant duplicate comment detector wiped puit my post. Im tpp drin to argue anymore.

    PF37 +one more glass of H2O so he can wake up at 6:30 eastern for another day with L’Homrebe De La Mancha

  98. 98.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 1:15 am

    @PsiFighter37: I sure hope you don’t have to drive anywhere in five hours.

  99. 99.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 1:17 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: I live in NYC, why the hell would I own a car. Like pissing money down a toilet filled with gasoline and dripping a match when you’re odne

  100. 100.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 1:18 am

    @PsiFighter37: That’s a relief.

  101. 101.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 1:19 am

    @PsiFighter37: You’ve regained lucidity. Fascinating.

  102. 102.

    PsiFighter37

    June 20, 2013 at 1:22 am

    @Redshirt: Lucidty and care for hitting a fucking baacpskace button are 2 different hangs.

    I always mainta lucidity until i pass out. and it’s only because i deciden it’s time for the nucleus to rest, like Kanye fukcing Ouest

  103. 103.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 1:27 am

    @PsiFighter37: Perhaps you could practice some Silent Lucidity now.

  104. 104.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    June 20, 2013 at 1:30 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    Seriously, you might want to consider getting a liver screen to determine how long you have left. If your comments aren’t an act then your liver is probably looking like a sea sponge.

  105. 105.

    Suffern ACE

    June 20, 2013 at 1:34 am

    Jejemon-the future of the resistance is jejemon.

  106. 106.

    Yatsuno

    June 20, 2013 at 1:34 am

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate: He’s young. The liver is surprisingly resilient. He’ll be fine.

  107. 107.

    Roger Moore

    June 20, 2013 at 1:38 am

    @Forum Transmitted Disease:

    Only thing worse than being treated as an ATM machine

    Is somebody who calls the thing “an ATM machine”. The “M” in “ATM” is for “Machine”, so saying ATM Machine is redundant. Do you also talk about the Rio Grande River and the hoi polloi?

  108. 108.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 1:53 am

    @PsiFighter37: Lucidity lost. Real time science!

  109. 109.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 2:04 am

    For whoever is at Netroots Nations, I’ll be looking for you tomorrow! I know ABL is already in town. Perhaps people could meet up tomorrow afternoon or evening?

    I’m taking the train down in the morning, back home at night, unless I get stuck.

  110. 110.

    mouse tolliver

    June 20, 2013 at 2:15 am

    @YellowJournalism: If we’re going to talk about Michael Hastings, shouldn’t we be talking about how The New York Times used his obituary to piss on his grave, and then got into a flame war with his widow?

  111. 111.

    Suffern ACE is a Basset Hound

    June 20, 2013 at 2:25 am

    @mouse tolliver: it’s ok. I fully expect when Dowd dies, for the Times to note the number of times her writings amounted to nothing more than a mask for a deeply disturbed sociopath.

  112. 112.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 2:25 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: really, ABL is going to bash-barack-fest?

  113. 113.

    Yatsuno

    June 20, 2013 at 2:26 am

    @David Koch: Gotta get ur lulz in somehow.

  114. 114.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 2:30 am

    @mouse tolliver: link or it didn’t happen.

    eta: NYT is neo-con/Likud house organ. to them, anyone who doesn’t support stomping out Likud’s enemies is an enemy.

  115. 115.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 2:31 am

    History’s Greatest Monster

    Germans are such push overs.

  116. 116.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 2:34 am

    @David Koch: There is some Obama-is-the-anti-Christ stuff there, but It’s not an Obama-hate-fest, overall. If it was, I wouldn’t go myself.

  117. 117.

    gwangung

    June 20, 2013 at 2:47 am

    @The Friendly Libertarian: Asshole.

    Some of us lived through the Cultural Revolutions. I have friends who lived through the killing fields.

    Don’t you DARE sully their memories by your weak ass use of Police State.

  118. 118.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 2:52 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: I remember 2011 was a total freak show with Hamsher and Choi burning Obummer in effigy and then the way the audience threw rotten fruit at White House spokesman Daniel Pfeiffer.

  119. 119.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    June 20, 2013 at 3:08 am

    @David Koch: I was at the 2011 one in Minneapolis, and, well, you are exaggerating the amount of anti-Obama sentiment. Those stupid things happened, but were about 5% of what happened there.

  120. 120.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 3:15 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:

    I’m not at Netroots Nation this year, so I have to rely on reports to have an idea of what the largest gathering ever of self-described ‘progressive bloggers’ is trying to accomplish. A review of news reports indicates that the gathering is a depressing assembly dedicated to fist shaking and expressions of impotent rage.

    The take-away from these reports is that the left should be demoralized, frustrated, filled with rage and a real sense of betrayal–especially when it comes to President Obama and Democrats holding any elective office. Naturally this “Democrats is disarray” meme is irresistible candy for the political press and media outlets:

    ABC leads with: Fear & Loathing In Minneapolis: Progressives Vent Frustration With Obama At Netroots Nation.

    The WSJ joyfully jumped in with: At Netroots Nation, Progressives Decry Obama Policies.

    NPR is going with: Liberal Bloggers: Obama ‘Not Our Boyfriend Anymore’.

    Huffington Post is breathless with excitement as their page screams: IT’S OVER. Progressives ‘Break Up’ With Obama.

    Politico celebrates with: Liberals’ frustration on display at Netroots.

    Joel Connelly of the Seattle PI reported that: Liberals have no love for Obama.

    TPM gives this tired old meme its due with: Progressives Still Fighting Obama, Democrats At Netroots 2011.

    And Dave Weigle offered: Netroots Nation: The Sadness of Crowds.

    There were many more examples and new stories celebrating the meme are being filed every hour. And I’m not even linking to the predictable examples of this “Manic Progressive” meme from FDL or the auto-outrage Diarists over at Big Orange.

    I’ve been to Netroots Nation before and I know that there is far more to the event than these reports hyping “Angry Left” and “Democrats is disarray” memes seem to suggest. A lot of great discussions are being had, connections are being made and some real organizing for future victories is being done. But these reality based stories of the conference will not be how Netroots Nation is described to folks beyond the walls of the convention center. Control of that message has been surrendered.

    By Sunday, the “Manic Progressives” meme will be one of the non-stories in competition to replace Weinergate as the side show du jour. This notion that Right and Left both hate Obama in equal measure will help to keep any discussion or review of the madness of the Republican Confederate Party and Wingnutopia policies off the front pages and away from the public. It will feed the both sides are extreme and therefore the same story line. It will make the never-ending series of hostage negotiations with the GOP a bit more difficult. It will do nothing to help progressives win a single victory. And yet, this “Manic Progressives” message will be the one that defines Netroots Nations for most people who hear anything about it. So it goes.

    It would be nice if Netroots Nation was in control of their message, but they are not. From the news reports it seems to be a gathering of the Left stading in solidarity with the Right to shout to the rest of the Nation that Obama is destroying America.

    And there were folks who said that the Right and Left could never agree on anything…

    https://balloon-juice.com/2011/06/17/controlling-the-message/

  121. 121.

    David Koch

    June 20, 2013 at 3:23 am

    President Worst then Bush and Hitler strikes again

    Published: June 19, 2013

    WASHINGTON — (NYT) President Obama is preparing regulations limiting carbon dioxide emissions from existing power plants, senior officials said Wednesday. The move would be the most consequential climate policy step he could take and one likely to provoke legal challenges from Republicans and some industries.

    “To paraphrase Joe Biden, this is a big deal,” said Daniel F. Becker, director of the Safe Climate Campaign, an advocacy organization. “Nothing he can do will cut greenhouse gases more.”

    Republicans criticize Mr. Obama’s climate policy as government overreach that is holding back the economy. Some Democrats, including those hawkish about climate action, also worry that tough new standards on power plants could slow job growth and raise energy costs, particularly in places like the industrial Midwest that depend on cheap power from coal.

  122. 122.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 20, 2013 at 3:43 am

    @David Koch:

    the audience threw rotten fruit at White House spokesman Daniel Pfeiffer

    That. is the point that I left GOS.
    I can understand having differences with others, but when you invite someone to speak at your gathering, treat them in a civil manner. Otherwise, just don’t invite them.

  123. 123.

    Baud

    June 20, 2013 at 6:06 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    Wow. I completely missed that story. That’s awful.

  124. 124.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 20, 2013 at 7:54 am

    @Redshirt: In the Jupiter diagram, the vertical axis represents time, not space. You could interpret the gif that way, but that’s not what the original video was claiming. Also, it shows the planets lagging the Sun, though it’s unclear whether that is fully intentional.

    My objection is more to the original video than to the animated GIF extract.

  125. 125.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 20, 2013 at 7:57 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: I don’t necessarily agree with everything Phil Plait says when he gets into space advocacy (he’s quite fond of crewed spaceflight programs and fervently believes they’re necessary; I think they’re cool, but in a world of limited funding I’m skeptical of their scientific utility). But he’s a good debunker. He actually gets things wrong fairly frequently, but he corrects his mistakes.

  126. 126.

    gogol's wife

    June 20, 2013 at 8:06 am

    Thanks for posting an interesting story from the world outside! I’m sorry I was already switched off when this went up.

  127. 127.

    Ben Cisco

    June 20, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Ms Sankar seems to have the whole package – deny, distract, and dissemble.

    She’ll fit in just fine with the FerengiMedia™.

  128. 128.

    Redleg

    June 20, 2013 at 9:06 am

    It reminds me of a Harvard Ph.D. candidate I met at an academic conference. She was from South Africa, was white, and was surprised that the United States was anything but egalitarian. She was stunned to find out that Harvard is a school for the elites, and that getting a Ph.D. from Harvard B-school placed one in a special class in our academic society.

    Most of us bums from the state flagship universities had a different job market than those for the elite universities, who relied on the connections of their faculty mentors to find them work at other elite universities rather than having to go through the tiring process of sending out a bunch of c.v.’s and interviewing at the national conference, etc.

  129. 129.

    Joey Giraud

    June 20, 2013 at 9:41 am

    The question of the cause of Hastings’ death would only really matter to someone who was also a muckraking journalist intent on afflicting the powerful.

    Everyone else is free to mock and deride.

  130. 130.

    schrodinger's cat

    June 20, 2013 at 10:12 am

    @Xenos: Sounds good in theory but does not translate that well into practice in India. Caste system is alive and well among the Muslims and Christians of the subcontinent. For example, the Syrian Christians in Kerala, look down upon the untouchables who became Christian later on, derisively calling them rice Christians and consider themselves to be descendants of Brahmins.

    Caste in India is a many layered issue. The dominant castes vary according to the region. Although technically Brahmins are at the top of the hierarchy, politically they may or may not be the dominant caste in a particular state. There is a lot of regional variation and the hierarchies are not completely static.

  131. 131.

    schrodinger's cat

    June 20, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Thanks for the shout out Anne Laurie!

  132. 132.

    Mnemosyne

    June 20, 2013 at 11:04 am

    @Redleg:

    She was from South Africa, was white, and was surprised that the United States was anything but egalitarian.

    Racial equality =/= class equality. It’s a little fraught in the US because our social classes are mixed up with race (meaning that certain races are automatically categorized into specific social classes), but that doesn’t mean that every white person is automatically admitted to the upper class. Again, Gatsby.

  133. 133.

    Redshirt

    June 20, 2013 at 11:46 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Gotchya. I assumed the gif was showing time as well, since we see several rotations of the planets around the sun, and in the case of the outer planets, that’s a fairly big time span shown in the gif.

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