Look — an unsquashed armadillo! I know they dig up golf courses and flower beds, but I’ve always liked these odd looking critters. They’re easy to sneak up on too — maybe their hearing or eyesight or both are poor?
I’m not the most stealthy person ever, but I’ve come close enough to scoop up an armadillo lots of times. (I have never actually done so out of respect for their personal space. And claws.) They always seem really surprised to see me when they finally notice I’m there.
Please feel free to discuss whatever.