I know you aren’t supposed to laugh at people with these sorts of issues, but this cracks me up as much the second time as it did the first time:
A pumped-up pervert from Ohio just can’t get enough loving from his neighbor’s pink inflatable pool raft, police said.
Edwin Tobergta, 34, has been busted having sex with the inanimate rubber float twice in the last two years, police said.
He now faces 12 months in jail for public indecency.
WHIOTV reports that Tobergta was first arrested in 2011 when the owner of the raft spotted him humping the float in an alleyway.
On shouting at him to stop, the suspect ran off with his “sex toy.”
He was eventually detained and faced a spell in jail.
Then, on June 17 this year, some months after being released, he allegedly decided to return to his old love.
A couple thoughts:
2.) How do you have sex with a raft? I still haven’t figured this out.
3.) If it was his raft and he did it in the privacy of his home, would it still be a crime?
4.) I can’t get the song Rubber Ducky out of my head.
5.) And you thought that Pi Patel liked his raft.
6.) Did I mention how and ewww?