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Inclement Carcharadon Precipitation Discussion

by Zandar|  July 12, 20139:29 am| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Bring on the Brawndo!

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Well, since nobody made a Sharknado thread yesterday (because John is a crankypuss) here you go.

And yes, I was gloriously in full Joel and the Bots mode last night, laughing my ass off.  (“Octoquake!  Beavercano!  Chickencane!  Thunderhog!  Bonobonami!”)

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Matt

    July 12, 2013 at 9:33 am

    It’s not that funny when the filmmakers are in on it.

  2. 2.

    Shakezula

    July 12, 2013 at 9:34 am

    Octoquake! Beavercano! Chickencane! Thunderhog! Bonobonami!

    In days to come SciFi fans will marvel of the accuracy of this list.

  3. 3.

    RSA

    July 12, 2013 at 9:34 am

    I’ll speculate that the original idea was piranhas + tornados, but that the title Piranhado wasn’t cheesy enough.

  4. 4.

    PeakVT

    July 12, 2013 at 9:35 am

    Surely you can’t be serious?

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2013 at 9:38 am

    I hear that Slothquake is kind of slow.

  6. 6.

    Soonergrunt

    July 12, 2013 at 9:39 am

    @PeakVT: oh, yes. It was serious. A tornado FULL OF SHARKS! How can that NOT be serious?

  7. 7.

    Jerzy Russian

    July 12, 2013 at 9:39 am

    There is breaking news on CNN: Mr. Zimmerman’s lawyers assert that he is not guilty. That surely must be the first time that council for the defense has stated something like that in a criminal trial, and I can see why there is a need to have this as breaking news.

  8. 8.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 9:41 am

    I’m gonna have to catch Sharknado on Netflix. I wonder if it’ll be on Hulu+ tonight?

    Anyway, since open thread, I’m still gonna do some light spamming in the name of women’s sports. Sorry Gin & Tonic, but is what it is. This weekend, Invicta FC 6 is happening. They’re the female fighting organization and they’re moving up to PPV. The main event is Cris “Cyborg” Santos v. Marloes Coenen for the FW belt. Cyborg won their first match, but was later caught for steroids. She should be clean now and is tested frequently by IFC, but still has a significant amount of muscle mass, Coenen is a Dutch kickboxer and submission wiz and I’m hoping she wins. The card also features Thug Rose Namajunas, Rowdy Bec Hyatt, Joanne Calderwood, Leslie Smith, and Sarah D’Alelio. The whole card looks good, it’s not expensive.

    This morning on the way to work I was listening to an MMA podcast and they had Marloes Coenen on. They asked her about Cyborg’s prior steroid bust and if she felt their first encounter was largely due to the anabolic steroids Cyborg was using. She stated that while she does have a personal opinion on it, she doesn’t feel making a public statement would be right as Cyborg had already been judged publicly and she didn’t feel good kicking someone who had been down. I thought that was a pretty classy response. She also brought up an interesting point in that she still feels that their first fight was stopped too early, as do I and many other fans, and that it was a male referee who stopped the fight and it seems to her that the men are far more quick stop a fight as if they have to protect the women from getting beat up. I’d never thought of that before.

    Anyway, thanks for humoring me. If you got some extra scratch and want to support women’s sports, this should be a good fight card.

  9. 9.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    July 12, 2013 at 9:41 am

    @Soonergrunt: I believe the statement from the writers went something like: If you were a shark and picked up by a tornado and thrown out of your safe, comfortable home, you’d be pissed and just start biting at anything around you. The logic is undeniable.

  10. 10.

    Linda Featheringill

    July 12, 2013 at 9:42 am

    That clip is funny. The very idea that sharks can pursue their evil agenda on dry land!

  11. 11.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 9:43 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): I’m convinced.

  12. 12.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    July 12, 2013 at 9:43 am

    @Jerzy Russian: I did also see that, at least on NBC, they are calling it the George Zimmerman trial. At least they are getting the person right.

  13. 13.

    Jerzy Russian

    July 12, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Closer to the “topic” of this open thread, is the Sharknado movie so bad that is is good? I thought “2012” was in that category. On the other hand “Polar Storm” was just bad (in that movie an asteroid strikes near Alaska and changes the obliquity of Earth’s axis, leading to bad things happening).

  14. 14.

    Rosalita

    July 12, 2013 at 9:43 am

    what happened overnight? all the sudden this sharknado thing today… I must be getting older and slower on my cultural phenomenon

  15. 15.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 9:44 am

    @Linda Featheringill:

    The very idea that sharks can pursue their evil agenda on dry land!

    And yet Obama does nothing to stop them! He hasn’t even used the bully pulpit!

  16. 16.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 9:45 am

    @MikeJ: If he just really wanted to stop them bad enough….

  17. 17.

    NickT

    July 12, 2013 at 9:47 am

    @Cassidy:

    If he would only listen to the unelected and unelectable jayackroyd! There’s some quality purity troll faux-progressive nonsense being peddled on the threads this morning.

  18. 18.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    July 12, 2013 at 9:47 am

    @Rosalita: I heard about it yesterday, though I missed the fact that it was showing last night. I was expecting it to show on Saturday, the most dangerous night on television. I’ll have to try to find a way to tape it. I have an eight year old who will love it.

  19. 19.

    BGK

    July 12, 2013 at 9:49 am

    @Jerzy Russian:

    I watched about ten minutes of it, and no, it’s just bad-is-bad bad. I was plus three, and it wasn’t even entertaining in an ironic way. Also too, HD is far too unkind to the wrecks that John Heard and Tara Reid have become.

    We did manage to waste an entire staff meeting last week “producing” the sequel to this turd. It got us out of any semblance of productivity for an hour, so I can thank ‘SyFy” for that.

  20. 20.

    Soonergrunt

    July 12, 2013 at 9:50 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): well, shouldn’t we, on some level at least, try to empathize with the sharks? They didn’t ask to get sucked up into a tornado (or to feature in such a gleefully awful movie for that matter) but haters gotta hate I suppose.

  21. 21.

    red dog

    July 12, 2013 at 9:53 am

    Fodder for the same idiots who are watching the Zimmerman trial which ends the just prior to the movie debut.

  22. 22.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 9:57 am

    @PeakVT:

    I am not serious.

    Also, people age. While I’m not a fan of Tara Reid’s acting style (there isn’t much of one) I honestly cannot grok the full-on hate people seem to be dumping on her. If she’s getting a paycheck, then hey work is work.

  23. 23.

    Soonergrunt

    July 12, 2013 at 9:58 am

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): while you’re at it, see if you can’t also get Sharktopus.
    Yes, it is EXACTLY what the name says it is. I’ll leave it to your imagination, secure in the knowledge that you can’t possibly imagine anything as bad as that on any level.

  24. 24.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:00 am

    @Rosalita:

    Sometimes the memes are forced. Sometimes there’s just a moment in the cultural malaise where something as mindbogglingly moronic as flying sharks in tornadoes just has this lowest-common-denominator appeal to our collective schadenfreude. And sometimes, just sometimes, a shark will guide the spirit of Ed Wood back to set right what went wrong.

  25. 25.

    The Other Bob

    July 12, 2013 at 10:00 am

    SyFy took Stargate Universe off the air, but make piles of these sh*t movies? Ug.

  26. 26.

    raven

    July 12, 2013 at 10:01 am

    @PaulW:” I’m just going to go find a cash machine”!

  27. 27.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:02 am

    @PaulW: If she had been in a Wes Anderson movie, most of the movie snobs here would be in love with her.

  28. 28.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:02 am

    @Soonergrunt:

    while you’re at it, see if you can’t also get Sharktopus.
    Yes, it is EXACTLY what the name says it is. I’ll leave it to your imagination, secure in the knowledge that you can’t possibly imagine anything as bad as that on any level.

    Anything by Coleman Francis comes to mind, actually. Compared to Coleman’s directorial style, Ed Wood was coherent and well-edited.

  29. 29.

    Certified Mutant Enemy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:02 am

    Let’s not forget Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus -starring Deborah Gibson…

  30. 30.

    Anoniminous

    July 12, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Where are the frickin’ lasers beams?

  31. 31.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:04 am

    @Soonergrunt: @Certified Mutant Enemy: Both of which were amazing pieces of schlock cinema. If you can’t pop some popcorn, crack a beer and enjoy an Asylum movie, then you’re wound way too damn tight.

  32. 32.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:05 am

    @The Other Bob:

    SyFy took Stargate Universe off the air, but make piles of these sh*t movies? Ug.

    That’s not the worst of it. Last I know (I haven’t really tuned in to SciFi YES THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT YOU MORANIC TV EXECS that consistently), they had WRESTLING on that network.

    And to be fair, Stargate Universe had a higher budget. SyFy can shill Sharknado and expect a turnout of the curious and morbidly insane at the same viewership numbers, making more of a profit out of it.

  33. 33.

    peach flavored shampoo

    July 12, 2013 at 10:06 am

    Can Sharknados get concealed weapons permits?

  34. 34.

    Petorado

    July 12, 2013 at 10:08 am

    For some reason I keep reading the movie title as “Snarknado.” I’m impressed how airborne sharks roar exactly like lions.

  35. 35.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    July 12, 2013 at 10:08 am

    @Soonergrunt: I’ve caught parts of Sharktopus, and a number of their other movies. I really enjoyed the Debbie Gibson-Tiffany movies, especially when they were together and they both died.

    I’ve said this before: If this is how they pay for their good shows – Stargate’s, Eureka, Warehouse 13, etc – I am willing to sit through the commercials and go get my popcorn during the movies.

  36. 36.

    Comrade Jake

    July 12, 2013 at 10:08 am

    To think I used to have so much respect for Ziering. Wasted talent.

  37. 37.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:08 am

    @Anoniminous:

    Sequel. Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads will get sucked up into a storm vortex that passes over a mad scientist’s sealab, and get unleashed on an unsuspecting Las Vegas. I should be expecting a phone call from Asylum’s execs asking me to pound out the screenplay any… second… now…

  38. 38.

    Comrade Jake

    July 12, 2013 at 10:09 am

    I only caught about the first ten minutes of this last night, but I don’t think it’s possible to overstate how bad it was.

    One guy was on the beach with his leg nominally bitten off by a shark. Except it was quite clear from the shot that his leg was just buried in the sand.

    Production value, for the win!

  39. 39.

    Rosalita

    July 12, 2013 at 10:14 am

    @PaulW: @Rosalita:

    Sometimes the memes are forced. Sometimes there’s just a moment in the cultural malaise where something as mindbogglingly moronic as flying sharks in tornadoes just has this lowest-common-denominator appeal to our collective schadenfreude. And sometimes, just sometimes, a shark will guide the spirit of Ed Wood back to set right what went wrong.

    LOL! that must be it!

  40. 40.

    Rosalita

    July 12, 2013 at 10:15 am

    dam quote thingy!

  41. 41.

    Ken T

    July 12, 2013 at 10:15 am

    I can’t quite picture what “Thunderhog” would be, but it does have a ring to it …

  42. 42.

    Hawes

    July 12, 2013 at 10:16 am

    Bonobonami would be like porn flick for furries.

  43. 43.

    Anoniminous

    July 12, 2013 at 10:16 am

    @PaulW:

    There’s a technical problem.

    Sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads spinning around in a tornado would end-up as The Attack of the Killer Sushi.

  44. 44.

    Soonergrunt

    July 12, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @PaulW: unfortunately, the wrestling paid for everything else. More people tune into that than to anything else that Syfy does. The two best shows on Syfy since BSG, Eureka and Warehouse 13 have always been right on the bubble because they cost so much to make even as they had the largest viewership on the network of original programming.

  45. 45.

    raven

    July 12, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Janet Napolitano to Resign as Secretary of Homeland Security, Official Says

  46. 46.

    Mike E

    July 12, 2013 at 10:23 am

    @Cassidy: and if Anderson filmed people beating the crap out each other…

  47. 47.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Well, this has nothing to do with either sharks or tornados, but is nevertheless noteworthy.

    A Guantanamo detainee, Ahmed Adan Ajam, has alleged in a filing with the District Court in DC that the NDAA’s provisions constraining the President’s authority to transfer or repatriate detainees are an unconstitutional power-grab by Congress, infringing on the Commandef-in-Chief power that Article II gives solely to the President.

    http://www.lawfareblog.com/2013/07/a-commander-in-chief-challenge-to-the-constitutionality-of-the-transfer-restrictions/

    I’m neither taking bets nor making predictions, but at first blush it seems like a decent argument.

  48. 48.

    Comrade Jake

    July 12, 2013 at 10:24 am

    @raven: And become UC President. Dude, way to bury the lede!

  49. 49.

    BGinCHI

    July 12, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Um, is that the cast of 90210 starring in this?

    Talk about synergy.

  50. 50.

    ruemara

    July 12, 2013 at 10:25 am

    @Petorado: “Snarknado” was me on the twitters, during this magnum opus.

  51. 51.

    kd bart

    July 12, 2013 at 10:26 am

    I was fully expecting a “Screenplay by Glenn Beck” credit at the end.

  52. 52.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 12, 2013 at 10:28 am

    @raven: Maybe a Concrete Blonde tour is in the works.

  53. 53.

    Mike E

    July 12, 2013 at 10:28 am

    @kd bart: his original idea was to use marionettes.

  54. 54.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 10:30 am

    @Comrade Jake: I assumed she was reforming Concrete Blonde.

  55. 55.

    Mino

    July 12, 2013 at 10:30 am

    @raven: Interesting.

  56. 56.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 10:32 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Maybe a Concrete Blonde tour is in the works.

    Meh. Johnette Napolitano never really did it for me.

    Now, a Motels tour …

  57. 57.

    some guy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:32 am

    @burnspbesq:

    wait, are you saying that Obama is actually the Commander in Chief of the armed forces? unpossible!

  58. 58.

    some guy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:35 am

    has there been any word on how the siege of Allepo is going today? have our allies in Al Qaeda made sure that nobody gets to eat for Iftar in that city? I hope Al Qaeda has the will and the weapons to really starve all those civilians, because that would be such a break from the usual car bombings, beheadings, and mortar rounds fired into civilian neighborhoods our Syrian friends usually engage in.

  59. 59.

    BGinCHI

    July 12, 2013 at 10:38 am

    @burnspbesq: I think she’s dead (the Motels lead singer). I had a thing for her way back when though. When she was alive and younger.

  60. 60.

    scav

    July 12, 2013 at 10:40 am

    @Anoniminous: There’s always the straight-line wind option. Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads surfing the leading edge of a derecho or bow echo could make for some serious imagry, let alone posters. Save the tornado chop cycle for a deus ex machina save for later in the movie.

    Also, see here for some sharks with serious karate crossover potential.

  61. 61.

    BruinKid

    July 12, 2013 at 10:41 am

    @Comrade Jake: Here’s the L.A. Times on the Napolitano story. I’m not sure quite what to make of this yet, as it relates to the UC. She’s definitely an out-of-the-box candidate for us, which could be a good or bad thing. We’ll see.

    She’ll probably be at least more popular than outgoing UC president Mark Yudof.

    Now, will Mitch McConnell try to block any nominee Obama puts forth to replace her? Or would that be seen as fucking around with our national security? And would McConnell even care?

  62. 62.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:42 am

    @Mike E: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Don’t his over-pretentious shitpile movies usually have some sort of awckward fight in it or am I thinking of Woody Allen?

  63. 63.

    some guy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:44 am

    @BGinCHI:

    Martha Davis is definetly NOT dead. she’s on tour right now.

  64. 64.

    Comrade Jake

    July 12, 2013 at 10:44 am

    @BruinKid: Are you in the UC system? I have several friends who are faculty at various campuses – Davis, Berkeley, and UCLA.

    The past five years are so have been fairly trying for them. Not sure what Napolitano can do to make things better, but hopefully she’ll at least try.

  65. 65.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 10:45 am

    @BGinCHI: Martha Davis dead? that’s going to make their current tour a bit odd.

  66. 66.

    Mike E

    July 12, 2013 at 10:46 am

    @Cassidy: Touché. Wes is the new Woody: he makes the same movie over and over.

    I have an inordinate fondness for The Royal Tenenbaums though.

  67. 67.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 10:48 am

    @Mike E: Moonrise Kingdom was great.

  68. 68.

    ruemara

    July 12, 2013 at 10:50 am

    @burnspbesq: This is fascinating. I hope he wins.

  69. 69.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:51 am

    @Mike E: I actually don’t mind him. I like some of what he does. I just like needling his fans and movie snobs. :D It’s kind of like messing with Steelers fans.

    In all seriousness, I’m a B movie fanatic, the cheesier the better. I willing watch movies by The Asylum and Uwe Boll. My “do not cross” line is pretty low, down about at the forgotten half-Estevez brother. I also love a good, well made drama and will happily sit through a dumb, summer action movie.

  70. 70.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 10:52 am

    @Comrade Jake:

    So Janet Napolitano is going to be John Yoo’s boss.

    The jokes will commence writing themselves in 3 … 2 …

  71. 71.

    dmsilev

    July 12, 2013 at 10:52 am

    @raven:

    Janet Napolitano to Resign as Secretary of Homeland Security, Official Says

    Well, obviously. She did a bad job dealing with the flying sharks after all.

  72. 72.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 10:53 am

    @some guy:

    wait, are you saying that Obama is actually the Commander in Chief of the armed forces? unpossible!

    Shocking, but true.

  73. 73.

    SFAW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:53 am

    @PeakVT:

    Surely you can’t be serious?

    Of course he is. And don’t call him “Shirley.”

    (Assuming that’s why you chose that particular phrasing.)

    @burnspbesq:

    The Motels? Maybe “Tragic Surf” should be on the Sharknado soundtrack?

    @BGinCHI:
    Unless she died in the last couple of weeks, I think Martha Davis is still alive. And touring with the New Motels. I think one or two more incarnations, and it can be called “Martha Davis and Motels 6.”

  74. 74.

    gene108

    July 12, 2013 at 10:55 am

    @Soonergrunt:

    while you’re at it, see if you can’t also get Sharktopus.

    Also check out the awesome that is Megashark versus Giant Octopus

    Debbie Gibson was robbed, robbed, I tell you of an Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in this movie.

  75. 75.

    lamh36

    July 12, 2013 at 10:56 am

    OT:OH HELL NO!!!! MSNBC showed a pic of Trayvon Martin’s dead body from on the scene photos and now some online places are posting the pic!!!!! NO NO NO!!!! That is wrong and disgusting. MSNBC should apologize and anybody who posts it on my timeline I will delete from my friends list. The family of Trayvon deserves respect in regards to the image of their DEAD CHILD!!!! I blame this on the sad SAW-LIKE tortute porn society that we have become.

  76. 76.

    Mike E

    July 12, 2013 at 10:56 am

    @MikeJ: It really didn’t tap my raft, if’n ya know what I mean.

  77. 77.

    NickT

    July 12, 2013 at 10:57 am

    @dmsilev:

    Even better:

    Janet Napolitano is resigning as head of the Homeland Security Department and seeking a post as president of the University of California.

  78. 78.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 10:57 am

    @Cassidy: I hit submit before I meant to…

    I specifically bring him up because I seem to remember a movie thread, might have been about The Avengers, and someone was bad mouthing it and then switched to wishing all movies could be as good as Rushmore and The Royal Tenanbaums, etc. I could easily be forgetting the details as it was a long time ago. I just couldn’t stop laughing at the pretentiousness of it.

    I do think that there is some beauty in violence be it the choreographed movements of a John Woo film or the raw street fighting of Donnie Yen’s Flashoint, the cold, focused fury of Man On Fire or Man from Nowhere. It’s why I love combat sports. The power of the sweet science is beautiful.

  79. 79.

    gene108

    July 12, 2013 at 10:57 am

    @Certified Mutant Enemy: Stole my thunder :-(

  80. 80.

    Elizabelle

    July 12, 2013 at 10:58 am

    “I can’t just sit back and watch this.”

    Does that line truly belong in a movie trailer?

  81. 81.

    Steeplejack

    July 12, 2013 at 10:58 am

    @Cassidy:

    Hey, thanks for reminding me!

    DVR Alert

    More Truffaut on TCM tonight. No big theme, just a good selection from across his career, and most of them rarely shown. (All times EDT.)

    8:00 p.m. The Bride Wore Black (1968). Jeanne Moreau.
    10:00 p.m. Confidentially Yours (1983). Fanny Ardant, Jean-Louis Trintignant.
    12:00 a.m. Mississippi Mermaid (1969). Catherine Deneuve, Jean-Paul Belmondo.
    2:15 a.m. Such a Gorgeous Kid Like Me (1972).
    4:00 a.m. Shoot the Piano Player (1960). Charles Aznavour.

  82. 82.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2013 at 10:59 am

    wonder if they’ll be a follow up, like “arachniboob” because giant spiders caught up in a dust storm seems to be a story line full of win and you get to use the word partial of boob semi-legitimately.

  83. 83.

    Shakezula

    July 12, 2013 at 11:00 am

    @gene108: Is that what gave rise to Sharktopus? (It only looked like they were fighting!)

  84. 84.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 11:00 am

    Ack! 80s flashback! The opening acts on the East Coast leg of the current Motels tour were Gene Loves Jezebel and Bow Wow Wow.

  85. 85.

    gene108

    July 12, 2013 at 11:01 am

    @Shakezula:

    No but it did give rise to Megashark versus Crocosaurus

  86. 86.

    catclub

    July 12, 2013 at 11:02 am

    @Linda Featheringill: Landshark.

  87. 87.

    Tone in DC

    July 12, 2013 at 11:03 am

    The 80 foot snake flick (with Ice Cube, Rick Springfield, and either Tiffany or Debbie, but not both) was more than enough for me.

    The whole cast sang the Tommy James version of Mony Mony as the credits rolled.

  88. 88.

    Tone in DC

    July 12, 2013 at 11:04 am

    @burnspbesq:

    Was Go West not available? Maybe INXS or Spandau Ballet?

  89. 89.

    Mike E

    July 12, 2013 at 11:05 am

    @burnspbesq: Is Billy & The Boingers on that tour also?

  90. 90.

    catclub

    July 12, 2013 at 11:06 am

    @Ken T: Thunder thighs?

  91. 91.

    Jay in Oregon

    July 12, 2013 at 11:07 am

    @The Other Bob:
    Sharknado and other movies of its ilk are usually produced on a small budget (IMDB lists the budget at approx. $1 million) and, according to SyFy, do very well overseas and in DVD sales.

    As I said on Twitter last night, networks and movie studios don’t care if you’re watching the movie ironically or not; if the numbers look good, you can expect to see more. And hey, today everyone’s talking about how much buzz Sharknado generated on Twitter, so expect “Sharknado 2: Megalodon Rising” to be announced soon.

  92. 92.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2013 at 11:07 am

    @BGinCHI: wiki seems to think she’s still around too…. have to admit, the early-mid 80’s was a great time for strong female vocals, Benatar, Davis, Smyth, the Bangles and the Go-Go’s.

  93. 93.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 11:09 am

    The Motels and the Bangles are playing on the same bill at the L.A. County Fair on 9/2. And I’m going to see the B-52s and X at the OC Fair next Thursday. The 80s either never went away or they’re back.

  94. 94.

    Shakezula

    July 12, 2013 at 11:09 am

    At work a two person conversation about Sharknado is rapidly expanding thusly:

    What was this? Was it a movie?
    Yes there were sharks and –
    Are you talking about Sharknado, I stayed up all night watching it –
    Sharknado? Me too! I couldn’t turn it off…

    And so on.

  95. 95.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2013 at 11:10 am

    @burnspbesq: Annabella! gawd she was awesome!!!!

  96. 96.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 11:12 am

    @Tone in DC:

    Was Go West not available? Maybe INXS or Spandau Ballet?

    Hard to have INXS without Michael Hutchence.

    I saw them open for the Go-Gos.

  97. 97.

    Tone in DC

    July 12, 2013 at 11:15 am

    @MikeJ:

    They’ve gone through about four other frontmen since he died. It’s been a revolving door since Elegantly Wasted.

    Almost as dysfunctional as Van Halen, in that respect.

  98. 98.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2013 at 11:16 am

    @Tone in DC: Obviously not *impossible* to have INXS without him, but I don’t think you’re going to come up with anything you want to see.

  99. 99.

    burnspbesq

    July 12, 2013 at 11:16 am

    Peter Garrett is not seeking re-election to the Australian Parliament. Perhaps a Midnight Oil reunion is in the cards.

  100. 100.

    maya

    July 12, 2013 at 11:17 am

    Sharknado would have been much more authentic if Capt’ Quint was seen rowing by in the vortex.

  101. 101.

    Citizen_X

    July 12, 2013 at 11:19 am

    @Cassidy:

    My “do not cross” line is pretty low, down about at the forgotten half-Estevez brother.

    Who is that? Not Emilio.

    And did you see where Charlie Sheen is in Machete Kills? As the President! The trailer introduces him as “Chuy Estevez” or some damn thing.

  102. 102.

    Redshirt

    July 12, 2013 at 11:20 am

    It’s real time MST3K. Cool concept.

  103. 103.

    Tone in DC

    July 12, 2013 at 11:22 am

    @MikeJ:

    I figure you’re right (especially given some of the “vocalists” I’ve seen lately in pop music).

  104. 104.

    Tone in DC

    July 12, 2013 at 11:24 am

    @Citizen_X:

    I think that is actually his given name, Carlos Estevez (Martin Sheen = Ramón Estevez).
    IMDB is our friend.

  105. 105.

    Trinity

    July 12, 2013 at 11:26 am

    So awesome.

  106. 106.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 11:30 am

    @Citizen_X: I meant Joe Estevez and I was mistaken. He is not the other brother. He is the brother of Martin Sheen.

    I saw the poster. I’m looking forward to it and kind of “meh” about Charlie.

  107. 107.

    ? Martin

    July 12, 2013 at 11:33 am

    @BruinKid: This is quite a surprise. I didn’t expect UC to go with a non-academic for president.

    It goes to show how worried universities are about their public funding that political insiders keep getting picked for the top jobs.

  108. 108.

    ThresherK

    July 12, 2013 at 11:37 am

    Who can give me a good hot dog recommendation? (Natural casing, please.)

    We’re hosting the folks nice enough to have given us two pool parties in the last month, during a stretch of incredible humidity and heat.

  109. 109.

    Nylund

    July 12, 2013 at 11:39 am

    @RSA: Not only is it hard to come up with a good name involving the word piranha, but there’s already been a movie about flying piranhas, “Piranhas II: The Spawning.”

  110. 110.

    LanceThruster

    July 12, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Why do they hate us?

  111. 111.

    Just One More Canuck

    July 12, 2013 at 11:40 am

    @Cassidy: They must be kenyan-muslim sharks

  112. 112.

    danimal

    July 12, 2013 at 11:41 am

    @burnspbesq: @piratedan: I Want Candy must have a different vibe now that Annabella is old enough to be a grandma.

  113. 113.

    The Moar You Know

    July 12, 2013 at 11:41 am

    Hard to have INXS without Michael Hutchence.

    @MikeJ: As a former professional musician who is not usually a lead singer, it’s hard for me to admit that to the listening public in general, I’m expendable. The guys in INXS are fucking great musicians, it was the guitar player’s band in the first place, but without Hutchence, who was something one rarely runs into, an exceptionally good singer – they’re done. For better or worse his voice was the identity of that band.

  114. 114.

    Shakezula

    July 12, 2013 at 11:44 am

    @ThresherK: Sharkdogs? 100% shark ground up by chainsaw.

    Sorry. It is the heat. And that damn movie. What’s wrong with Ball Park?

  115. 115.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2013 at 11:45 am

    @danimal: true that, but I was always partial to Do you wanna hold me myself, still, she had great pipes, an exotic look and that sound was reliably different from just about everyone else (excepting Adam Ant, who they roughly left at McLaren’s suggestion).

  116. 116.

    cleek

    July 12, 2013 at 11:46 am

    @ThresherK:
    Zweigles. (http://www.zweigles.com/)

    though if you are in the area where they’re sold (Rochester area, NY), you probably already know about them.

  117. 117.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    July 12, 2013 at 11:46 am

    @The Moar You Know: Here in Rockwall, TX, on Thursdays during the summer, they are doing a Concert By the Lake series. Last night was a band, Chinatown, that did pop covers. Overall the band was OK but not great, but their lead guitarist was both an exceptional player and singer. He needs a better band or to go solo.

  118. 118.

    Just One More Canuck

    July 12, 2013 at 11:46 am

    @Cassidy: we have the same taste in movies. An all-time favorite: Surf Nazis Must Die

  119. 119.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 11:55 am

    @Just One More Canuck: You know, I have probably seen a third to half of Troma’s movies, but have yet to watch that one as a whole. I know, I know, I’m sorry.

    The B-est B Movie I have ever seen was Bloodsucking Pharoas in Pittsburgh.

  120. 120.

    ThresherK

    July 12, 2013 at 11:57 am

    @cleek: Thanks for the recco.

    Yeah, I shoulda mentioned, I’m in the northern CT / western MA retail belt. Household of 2, so buying 3 lbs of hot dogs is a bit of a leap of faith.

    And I’d experiment, but when I go shopping it seems the 1-lb packages are all skinless.

  121. 121.

    NickT

    July 12, 2013 at 11:58 am

    @Just One More Canuck:

    Sure, but do YOU want to ask for their collective birth certificate?

  122. 122.

    Just One More Canuck

    July 12, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    @NickT: Someone needs to see the long-form to check the kerning

    @Cassidy: that sounds awesome. I need to see that

  123. 123.

    Johnny Coelacanth

    July 12, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Hebrew National are reliably good hot dogs; all beef as well. You could hi thee to a Whole Foods or your local equivalent and get some grass-fed, nitrate free, blah blah blah fancy dawg, if you want an indisputably good hot dog.

  124. 124.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    @Cassidy

    If that type of stuff tickles your fancy, then perhaps something to look forward to later this year:

    Attack of the Psychedelic Zombies, Man!

  125. 125.

    Mnemosyne

    July 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    @NotMax:

    I think it was during the MST3K version of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies that Crow started screaming, “End! END!” at the screen because it was dragging on so long.

    Good times, good times.

  126. 126.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    @Mnemosyne

    Ever stumble across Frankenstein’s Great Aunt Tillie?

    Now that is a true dreckfest.

  127. 127.

    Mnemosyne

    July 12, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Do they sell Nathan’s in your local store? They’re more of a Chicago and/or southwest thing, so they may not, but they’re good. And I second the recommendation for Hebrew National.

  128. 128.

    Mnemosyne

    July 12, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    @NotMax:

    I don’t think I have, but I’ve seen a lot of bad and good/bad movies. I used to subscribe to Video Watchdog.

  129. 129.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    @Mnemosyne

    Donald Pleasance.

    In drag.

    ’nuff said.

  130. 130.

    Cassidy

    July 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    @NotMax: I would watch that in a heartbeat.

  131. 131.

    PaulW

    July 12, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    There’s a technical problem.
    Sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads spinning around in a tornado would end-up as The Attack of the Killer Sushi.

    What if the sharks could control when the lasers were activated? That way, they would coordinate their attacks and not hit each other.

    Remember: Sharks are sharks FOR A REASON. And they will KILL YOU.

  132. 132.

    ruemara

    July 12, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Manos, Hand of Fate. Every argument is invalid, after that.

  133. 133.

    RSA

    July 12, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    @Nylund:

    Not only is it hard to come up with a good name involving the word piranha, but there’s already been a movie about flying piranhas, “Piranhas II: The Spawning.”

    Cool… I guess I should watch more TV.

  134. 134.

    Bucky Reynolds

    July 12, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    This piece of crap shows how far the intelligence level of Americans has fallen. And, I am going to blame politicians for the dumbing down of our education system – mostly the GOP.

    I can’t believe people watching this crap and the fake and stupid reality shows; e.g., Ice Road Truckers, American Pickers, Ax Men, Cupcake Wars, Dance Moms, Storage Wars, Dig Wars, Donut Showdown, Fish Tank Kings, Gator Boys, Ghost Hunters, Ink Master, Honey Boo Boo, The Kardashians, Monster Fish, Monsters & Mystery, Mountain Men, Operation Repo, Parking Wars, Paranormal Witness, Property Wars, all the Housewives shows, Redneck Island, Salvage Dawgs, Shipping Wars, Storage Wars, Swamp People, Sweetie Pie’s, Tanked, Tattoo Nightmares, Ultimate Survial Alaska, Wife Swap, Yukon Men, and so many more that I can’t name them all.

    I am so lucky that I had shows like Omnibus, Westinghouse Studio One, You Are There, GE Theater, Dick Powell Presents, Aldred Hitchcock The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, The Alcoa Hour, The Bell Telephone Hour, The Best of Broadway, Burns and Allen, The Colgate Comedy Hour, Damon Runyon Theater, The David Susskind Show, The DuPont Show with June Allyson, The Ernie Kovacs Show, Four Star Playhouse, The Garry Moore Show, The George Sanders Mystery Theater, The Jackie Gleason Show, Red Skelton Show, O. Henry Playhouse, Orient Express, The Philco Television Playhouse, Science Fiction Theatre, Watch Mr. Wizard, The Steve Allen Show, Stage 7, Stories of the Century, Studio 57, The Stu Erwin Show, Life Of Riley, Tales of Tomorrow, Westinghouse Desilu Playhouse, Wide Wide World, Walt Disney, Your Show of Shows, and all the great sitcoms.

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