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OMG I AM STEPPING ON ANOTHER FRONT PAGER’S POST

by John Cole|  July 28, 201310:20 pm| 36 Comments

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PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE LAST POST AND IT WAS ONLY THERE FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES.

I just followed God on facebook, and she’s pretty funny:

god

Here’s an open thread for you all.

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    July 28, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    You should complain. Maybe send yourself an email.

  2. 2.

    Redshirt

    July 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Yeah dude, this is Reddit level funny.

  3. 3.

    lamh36

    July 28, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    You Bastard

  4. 4.

    Zifnab25

    July 28, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    You are a true rebel, John.

  5. 5.

    Southern Beale

    July 28, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I follow God on Twitter, he’s hilarious.

    BTW is it just me or is the site not remembering everyone’s info and you have to fill out Name, email, URL every time you leave the site and come back? Seems like this happened a few months ago, too.

  6. 6.

    Mnemosyne

    July 28, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    You can always step on your own posts, John. It’s other people’s posts you’re not supposed to step on.

    Sheesh, it’s like you don’t even know the arbitrary rules we’ve set up without your consent or somethin’.

  7. 7.

    Violet

    July 28, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    @Southern Beale: It’s not just you, but it’s been coming and going for me like that since the Friday night database mess. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

    I think God on Twitter is hilarious too.

    Edit: Forgot–How’s your hand doing? Better, I hope.

  8. 8.

    Southern Beale

    July 28, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    @Violet:

    Yeah the hand is all better now. Still a little itchy but doesn’t look freakishly large anymore. Thanks for asking!

  9. 9.

    Violet

    July 28, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    @Southern Beale: Glad it’s better! It sounded pretty bad there for awhile.

  10. 10.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    July 28, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    Perhaps you could just have your Facebook feed automatically re-post here.

  11. 11.

    furlyfly

    July 28, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Show of hands from everyone who thinks “Steve” is one of the stupidest names they have ever heard for a cat.

  12. 12.

    Mark B.

    July 28, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    Steve is a perfectly fine name for a cat. My friends cat is named Steve, but he earned that name after getting injured and requiring expensive surgery to repair his hind legs. Full name: Steve Austin.

  13. 13.

    Donut

    July 28, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    @furlyfly:

    Nah, brah. I am a firm believer that pets should be given human names, when they fit. Our last two cats were Ricky and Larry.

  14. 14.

    Scott S.

    July 28, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    @furlyfly: Why? What’s your name, shitass?

  15. 15.

    furlyfly

    July 28, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    @Scott S.: How did u know my name. U must be psychic.

  16. 16.

    different-church-lady

    July 28, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    I love it when you get all shouty.

  17. 17.

    different-church-lady

    July 28, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    @furlyfly: Well, it’s not nearly as dumb as something like “Furlyfly” would be.

    I mean, just sayin’…

  18. 18.

    Pinkamena Panic

    July 28, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    Just got off work. Had to go in because the closer called off and nobody else could cover. At least I had something of a weekend.

    Now I’m here, I have shit to do but I just don’t want to do it because I’m so tired.

  19. 19.

    Felonius Monk

    July 28, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    Oh boy, I walk in the door and you all are pissing on each others shoes.

  20. 20.

    PeakVT

    July 29, 2013 at 12:00 am

    @furlyfly: Shut up, durf.

  21. 21.

    Ruckus

    July 29, 2013 at 12:06 am

    @Felonius Monk:
    Try the post office post 3 floors down. Now that’s some shoe pissing.

  22. 22.

    Felonius Monk

    July 29, 2013 at 12:14 am

    @Ruckus: Yeah. I sneaked in there earlier for some laughs.

  23. 23.

    Punchy

    July 29, 2013 at 12:28 am

    @Donut: I had an ex that named her fish “Bob”. Yes, it was alive.

  24. 24.

    Ruckus

    July 29, 2013 at 12:35 am

    @Felonius Monk:
    Those were laughs? My sense of humor must be on the fritz.

    No wait I checked, Monty Python is still funny so it isn’t me.

  25. 25.

    burnspbesq

    July 29, 2013 at 12:45 am

    @furlyfly:

    Show of hands from everybody who cares, even a little bit, what “furlyfly” thinks on any subject.

    Yeah, that’s about what I expected.

  26. 26.

    Yatsuno

    July 29, 2013 at 12:48 am

    @furlyfly: Oh Durf. Someday you’re gonna show that ebil John Cole and he’ll shut down his blog! Not today, however. Not today.

  27. 27.

    jl

    July 29, 2013 at 1:11 am

    Smite was probably the word She actually used.. But if She wants to publish a version that stiffed necked sinners who have turned away from the path of righteousness, that’s OK with me.

    If it will make poor souls like Cole pay attentions, that is OK.

  28. 28.

    jl

    July 29, 2013 at 1:26 am

    @jl:

    But if She wants to publish a version that stiffed necked sinners who have turned away from the path of righteousness would understand, that’s OK with me

    .

  29. 29.

    dance around in your bones

    July 29, 2013 at 1:30 am

    I am firmly of the opinion that kittehs don’t give a flying fuck what we name them. All they hear is HOW you say their ‘name’. If it is said with love and affection, it’s all cool, man.

    Boogity-boo! I actually had a cat named Boo, ’cause she was scared of everything at first. Later I could have named her Braveheart, because that’s what she became. Brave, fearless and free.

  30. 30.

    Jesus California

    July 29, 2013 at 2:04 am

    Those fish had it coming.

  31. 31.

    Jesus California

    July 29, 2013 at 2:04 am

    Those fish had it coming.

  32. 32.

    Tim in SF

    July 29, 2013 at 3:17 am

    “I just followed God on facebook, and she’s pretty funny”

    this one? Or another one?

  33. 33.

    kindness

    July 29, 2013 at 7:16 am

    Awesome pic. Is it photoshopped?

  34. 34.

    Paul in KY

    July 29, 2013 at 9:28 am

    @furlyfly: Say it this way: ‘Steve the cat’.

    Pretty funny!

  35. 35.

    StringOnAStick

    July 29, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    That’s the first thing I’ve added to facebook in years that I’ve actually enjoyed, instead of being guilted into. That photo hooked me.

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