PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE LAST POST AND IT WAS ONLY THERE FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES.
I just followed God on facebook, and she’s pretty funny:
Here’s an open thread for you all.
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dmsilev
You should complain. Maybe send yourself an email.
Redshirt
Yeah dude, this is Reddit level funny.
lamh36
You Bastard
Zifnab25
You are a true rebel, John.
Southern Beale
I follow God on Twitter, he’s hilarious.
BTW is it just me or is the site not remembering everyone’s info and you have to fill out Name, email, URL every time you leave the site and come back? Seems like this happened a few months ago, too.
Mnemosyne
You can always step on your own posts, John. It’s other people’s posts you’re not supposed to step on.
Sheesh, it’s like you don’t even know the arbitrary rules we’ve set up without your consent or somethin’.
Violet
@Southern Beale: It’s not just you, but it’s been coming and going for me like that since the Friday night database mess. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.
I think God on Twitter is hilarious too.
Edit: Forgot–How’s your hand doing? Better, I hope.
Southern Beale
@Violet:
Yeah the hand is all better now. Still a little itchy but doesn’t look freakishly large anymore. Thanks for asking!
Violet
@Southern Beale: Glad it’s better! It sounded pretty bad there for awhile.
The prophet Nostradumbass
Perhaps you could just have your Facebook feed automatically re-post here.
furlyfly
Show of hands from everyone who thinks “Steve” is one of the stupidest names they have ever heard for a cat.
Mark B.
Steve is a perfectly fine name for a cat. My friends cat is named Steve, but he earned that name after getting injured and requiring expensive surgery to repair his hind legs. Full name: Steve Austin.
Donut
@furlyfly:
Nah, brah. I am a firm believer that pets should be given human names, when they fit. Our last two cats were Ricky and Larry.
Scott S.
@furlyfly: Why? What’s your name, shitass?
furlyfly
@Scott S.: How did u know my name. U must be psychic.
different-church-lady
I love it when you get all shouty.
different-church-lady
@furlyfly: Well, it’s not nearly as dumb as something like “Furlyfly” would be.
I mean, just sayin’…
Pinkamena Panic
Just got off work. Had to go in because the closer called off and nobody else could cover. At least I had something of a weekend.
Now I’m here, I have shit to do but I just don’t want to do it because I’m so tired.
Felonius Monk
Oh boy, I walk in the door and you all are pissing on each others shoes.
PeakVT
@furlyfly: Shut up, durf.
Ruckus
@Felonius Monk:
Try the post office post 3 floors down. Now that’s some shoe pissing.
Felonius Monk
@Ruckus: Yeah. I sneaked in there earlier for some laughs.
Punchy
@Donut: I had an ex that named her fish “Bob”. Yes, it was alive.
Ruckus
@Felonius Monk:
Those were laughs? My sense of humor must be on the fritz.
No wait I checked, Monty Python is still funny so it isn’t me.
burnspbesq
@furlyfly:
Show of hands from everybody who cares, even a little bit, what “furlyfly” thinks on any subject.
Yeah, that’s about what I expected.
Yatsuno
@furlyfly: Oh Durf. Someday you’re gonna show that ebil John Cole and he’ll shut down his blog! Not today, however. Not today.
jl
Smite was probably the word She actually used.. But if She wants to publish a version that stiffed necked sinners who have turned away from the path of righteousness, that’s OK with me.
If it will make poor souls like Cole pay attentions, that is OK.
jl
@jl:
But if She wants to publish a version that stiffed necked sinners who have turned away from the path of righteousness would understand, that’s OK with me
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dance around in your bones
I am firmly of the opinion that kittehs don’t give a flying fuck what we name them. All they hear is HOW you say their ‘name’. If it is said with love and affection, it’s all cool, man.
Boogity-boo! I actually had a cat named Boo, ’cause she was scared of everything at first. Later I could have named her Braveheart, because that’s what she became. Brave, fearless and free.
Jesus California
Those fish had it coming.
Jesus California
Those fish had it coming.
Tim in SF
“I just followed God on facebook, and she’s pretty funny”
this one? Or another one?
kindness
Awesome pic. Is it photoshopped?
Paul in KY
@furlyfly: Say it this way: ‘Steve the cat’.
Pretty funny!
StringOnAStick
That’s the first thing I’ve added to facebook in years that I’ve actually enjoyed, instead of being guilted into. That photo hooked me.