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You are here: Home / Open Threads / More On The Religious Headgear Beat (Moah Thread)

More On The Religious Headgear Beat (Moah Thread)

by Tom Levenson|  August 5, 20134:06 pm| 38 Comments

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Update:  didn’t mean to bigfoot Anne Laurie.  Read below as well as here, y’all.

With a hat tip to my science writing friend, the inimitable Steve Silberman, here’s a story about a Czech citizen who has won the right to wear a colander on his head in the photo on his government ID.

The reason?  He’s a pastafarian, which makes the issue the Czech equivalent of a first amendment issue:*

Czech officials ruled that the nation’s religious liberty laws required this result. According to a government spokesperson, Novy’s request “complies with the laws of the Czech Republic where headgear for religious or medical reasons is permitted if it does not hide the face.”

In today’s image — a pasta/founding father lagniappe:

Pasta_machine_Thomas_Jefferson

 

Got some more substantive stuff going for this space, but couldn’t resist this little niblet.

What’s saucing your spaghetti today?

*Full disclosure:  the Think Progress piece at the link connects back to the Daily Mail, and I have presumption of distrust at anything from that particular source.  But there is a category of journalistic endeavor known as the “too good to check” story — and in my view, this is one of those.  You’ve been warned.

Image:  Thomas Jefferson, Design for a maccaroni (sic) making machine, c. 1787.

 

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  1. 1.

    gogol's wife

    August 5, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Czechs are so cool. I say that as a Slovak.

  2. 2.

    Socoolsofresh

    August 5, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    So the NSA-DEA cover up story, a nothingburger or a major nothingburger? Or are you guys waiting for the correct messenger to demonize?

  3. 3.

    Tom Levenson

    August 5, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    @Socoolsofresh: Don’t look at me. As an admirer of Adam Smith, I bow to the division of labor, and I’m just not up on the NSA stuff enough to write anything about it that someone else won’t do better and with both more information and thought.

  4. 4.

    Socoolsofresh

    August 5, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    @Tom Levenson: I’m not, I just saw that this was an open thread.

  5. 5.

    jeffreyw

    August 5, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    It’s Monday so it’s red beans and rice.

  6. 6.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 5, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    @jeffreyw: black beans and rice in my house. That reminds me that I need some apple cider vinegar.

  7. 7.

    PsiFighter37

    August 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    Amazon’s CEO just bought WaPo. I don’t know Bezos’ political leanings, but I hope his first move is to fire Jennifer Rubin and/or Charles SauerKrauthammer.

  8. 8.

    Dexter

    August 5, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Bloomberg app on my iPhone tells me that Washington Post’s newspaper assets will be bought by Jeff Bezos for $250 million. Don’t know if that is a good or bad thing.

  9. 9.

    Kevin the Hen

    August 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    @PsiFighter37: won’t be able to call them Kaplan anymore…what will be the new name?

  10. 10.

    Dexter

    August 5, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    @Kevin the Hen:

    Amazon perhaps as Bezos is Amazon’s CEO.

  11. 11.

    jeffreyw

    August 5, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Real Clear Politics says he gives to the Dems but shies away from political activism. He is a long term thinker and give MattY the heebie jeebies so that may bode well.

  12. 12.

    jeffreyw

    August 5, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    Bezos donated $2.5 million to marriage equality cause.

  13. 13.

    NickT

    August 5, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    What on earth does Bezos want with the wreckage of a once decent paper?

  14. 14.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 5, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Wapo sold for 1/4 of the price of instagram. Or Bezos could have bought 1/2 of Jay Z.

  15. 15.

    piratedan

    August 5, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    @NickT: maybe he’ll actually use it to report the news, might be a market for that still.

  16. 16.

    BGinCHI

    August 5, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Bezos bought it himself, outright.

    It won’t be called the WaPo anymore either. I expect the Washington Amazon Hard Copy or something.

    And yeah, I hope to sweet Jayzus he fires all of the idiots on the op-ed page, which should leave him with almost no one.

    I do hope Greg Sargent stays and gets promoted to El Jefe. He’s a great reporter and a very, very good dude.

  17. 17.

    BGinCHI

    August 5, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: You mean Beyonce?

    Pricey.

  18. 18.

    BGinCHI

    August 5, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Linky:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/washington-post-to-be-sold-to-jeff-bezos/2013/08/05/ca537c9e-fe0c-11e2-9711-3708310f6f4d_story.html?hpid=z1

  19. 19.

    PeakVT

    August 5, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Reporting at the WaPo says that it was Bezos personally, not Amazon, that bought the company. Certainly an interesting development. The Globe was sold a few days ago, too, for a lot less.

    At least the Kochs didn’t buy them.

  20. 20.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 5, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    @BGinCHI: Heh. Well done.

  21. 21.

    NickT

    August 5, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    @piratedan:

    Not much sign of that over the last 10 years. Anyway, Bezos apparently promised not to change the WaPo’s “values” so news reporting is right out.

  22. 22.

    EthylEster

    August 5, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    @Dexter: Hey, I just saw that in my Seattle paper and came here to find out what DougJ had to say. Evidently Bezos just bought the newspaper, not the Kaplan stuff.

  23. 23.

    fuckwit

    August 5, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    @jeffreyw: He’s a California Galtian Glibertarian, of the Peter Thiel variety, AFAICT. I’d expect him to be socially progressive (pro marriage-equality, pro-choice, pro-marijuana, etc.) and financially deeply embedded with the corporate 1% elite, of which his is a member in very good standing.

    Can’t say it’d be any worse than it is already for Pravda on the Potomac.

  24. 24.

    NickT

    August 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    @fuckwit:

    Maybe we should start a campaign to get the Dread Pirate Bezos to hire Tina Brown Destroyer Of Newsrooms?

  25. 25.

    Anoniminous

    August 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    The Religious Right hates his guts so he’s OK by my book.

  26. 26.

    MazeDancer

    August 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Thought maybe Bezos wanted a nice lobbying front. 250 million to control what all of Washington reads isn’t really that bad for a pretty useful opinion generating tool.

  27. 27.

    Violet

    August 5, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Jeff Bezos buying the WaPo is just another sign of our return to the Robber Baron days. Rich people want or need news organizations to be the mouthpiece for their beliefs. They either buy them or create them. Bezos saw an opportunity.

  28. 28.

    beltane

    August 5, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    @Violet: The major news organizations have always been the mouthpiece of the upper class. At least now we can drop the pretense that they are anything other than the propaganda organ’s of the 1%.

  29. 29.

    PeakVT

    August 5, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    @Violet: that’s probably right, unfortunately.

  30. 30.

    Roger Moore

    August 5, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    It’s Monday so it’s red beans and rice.

    Wait, wait. You’re talking about food and not linking to a picture of it. What did you do with the real jeffreyw?

  31. 31.

    Bill Arnold

    August 5, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    @Violet:
    Name a member of the “rich enough to buy the WP cash” class, who you’d prefer. I’m happy it didn’t go to Murdoch, or one of the Koch brothers.

  32. 32.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 5, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    “Amazon Dead Tree Edition”

  33. 33.

    Violet

    August 5, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @Bill Arnold: I didn’t say Bezos wasn’t one of the better options in the 1%; just pointed out that it was a 1%-er purchase of a news organization, a la Robber Baron Days. I’d rather our news organizations not be mouthpieces of the 1%, but if that’s the only option, then I’d rather Bezos (I guess, based only on what people in this thread say he’s donated to), than Murdoch or the Kochs or their ilk.

    I think being forced to choose among the very rich as to which one would be the least odious owner for a news mouthpiece is very much the wrong way to frame the issue.

  34. 34.

    jeffreyw

    August 5, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    @Roger Moore: OMGerd! I fix!

  35. 35.

    Cliff in NH

    August 5, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    What’s saucing your spaghetti today?

    Today it’s Yet more cherry tomatoes and basil and green beans (really, rattlesnake beans and purple podded pole beans)

    Yesterdays tomatoes, todays dinner:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/9440464598/

  36. 36.

    The Moar You Know

    August 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    I didn’t say Bezos wasn’t one of the better options in the 1%; just pointed out that it was a 1%-er purchase of a news organization, a la Robber Baron Days.

    @Violet: Our local San Diego billionaire, Doug Manchester, a real-life Montgomery Burns, bought every single newspaper within a fifty-mile radius of the city – with two exceptions, both too small to matter, he bought out every single paper in the county. All because the city council dared to vote down his waterfront “redevelopment” plan, and then as a final insult, the electorate refused to install his handpicked version of Smithers as mayor.

    All reporters were fired, the main U/T newsroom had all the desks and computers torn out and his vintage car collection was moved in. Orders went out that “business-friendly” news only will be reported.

    Robber baron days indeed.

  37. 37.

    Bill Arnold

    August 5, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    he bought out every single paper in the county.

    That’s a scary story. Were the sales voluntary, i.e. did he apply an coercion other than a good price?

  38. 38.

    sparrow

    August 5, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Holy Crap. Is this widely known in San Diego?

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