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You are here: Home / Justice / Racial Justice / Post-racial America / Annals of Post-Racial America, Ch. (n)

Annals of Post-Racial America, Ch. (n)

by Tom Levenson|  August 7, 20135:21 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Post-racial America, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

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via TPM, here’s the latest from The Arizona Republic:

Obama foes at one point sang, “Bye Bye Black Sheep,” a derogatory reference to the president’s skin color, while protesters like Deanne Bartram raised a sign saying, “Impeach the Half-White Muslim!”

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Many on both sides wore red, white and blue and carried small flags.

“It just kind of happened naturally,” said Michael Pomales of how the opposing sides separated. Pomales, an 18-year-old Ahwatukee Foothills resident who graduated in the spring from Desert Vista High, said he decided to join the protesters side “to spread a little love” as the crowds began shouting at each other.

Pomales said his response to people yelling for Obama to go back from where he came from is simple: “He’s a great man. He cares about what I care about, education, jobs. He’s our president. He’s an American.”

Deanna Bartram, a 17-year-old University of Arizona student from Black Canyon City, lashed out at people who call her racist for not supporting Obama. She believes Obama supporters use the “race card” against her because they disagree with her political message.

“Obama is ruining American values. He is ruining the Constitution. He needs to go back to where he came from because obviously, he is a liar,” she said. “I am not racist. I am part Indian. Obama’s half Black, half White.”

“He’s 47 percent Negro,” shouted Ron Enderle, a 77-year-old Chandler resident who said that he and his son served as Marines and his grandson is currently serving in the Marines.

But it’s all good.  John Roberts has told us we live in a post-racial America, and John Roberts is an honorable man.

Image: Anonymous painter, Abd el-Ouahed ben Messaoud ben Mohammed Anoun, Moorish Ambassador to Queen Elizabeth I, 1600.

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  1. 1.

    beer time somewhere

    August 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    –“He’s 47 percent Negro,” shouted Ron Enderle,–

    WTF is 47%? Jaysus, where does that shit come from?

  2. 2.

    Zifnab

    August 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    “Columbus Go Home! Columbus Go Home!”

  3. 3.

    TG Chicago

    August 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    John Roberts has told us we live in a post-racial America, and John Roberts is an honorable man.

    More specifically, he told us that Arizona no longer needs preclearance under the Voting Rights Act.

  4. 4.

    ant

    August 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    I am part Indian

    go back to India then.

  5. 5.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Obama foes at one point sang, “Bye Bye Black Sheep,” a derogatory reference to the president’s skin color, while protesters like Deanne Bartram raised a sign saying, “Impeach the Half-White Muslim!”

    That’s a shitty piece of writing, but based on what she said, I guess this little non-racist was holding that sign?

  6. 6.

    Hill Dweller

    August 7, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Any good conservative/tea party member/”libertarian” will tell you the only racism that exists in this country is “reverse racism”.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    August 7, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    John Roberts is an honorable man.

    The inevitable follow-up:

    “So are they all, all honorable men”

  8. 8.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    It’s AZ, Tom, so I think you spelled “Anals” wrong.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    August 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    He needs to go back to where he came from

    Help me out here. Hawaii or Chicago?

    Or Nairobi.

  10. 10.

    p.a.

    August 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Big strides since1916.

  11. 11.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Love that painting, btw. It’s in the intro material to the Norton Shakespeare and is always a good reminder that “Moor” in England in the Elizabethan period does not necessarily mean “black.”

    I always think the guy looks a little like Ricardo Montalban.

  12. 12.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    also, too, in post-racial America, and also from TPM:

    Harkin recounted one stinging example to the newspaper’s editorial board, dating back to a July 15 closed-door meeting about filibuster rules, in which one unnamed senator said his constituents simply couldn’t relate to the president.
    “I’m not naming any names, but one senator got up from a southern state and said, ‘Well, you’ve got to understand that to my people down here, Obama seems like he’s exotic,’” Harkin told the newspaper. “That he’s just exotic, he doesn’t share our values.”

  13. 13.

    Stephen Brophy

    August 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    @dmsilev: I’m here to say this also. Now that you have I’ll only add that this line has never seemed more relevant in my long life.

  14. 14.

    Hunter Gathers

    August 7, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    protesters like Deanne Bartram raised a sign saying, “Impeach the Half-White Muslim!”

    Deanna Bartram, a 17-year-old University of Arizona student from Black Canyon City, lashed out at people who call her racist for not supporting Obama. She believes Obama supporters use the “race card” against her because they disagree with her political message.

    How someone that fucking stupid got into any college is the clearest sign of the impending apocalypse I’ve ever seen.

  15. 15.

    David Hunt

    August 7, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    @beer time somewhere: The “47% Negro” nonsense is a reference to the GOP talking point that the 47% of Americans who pay no Federal Income Tax are freeloaders. Note that the “freeloader” portion is equated the supposed percentage of blackness and rest of him with the non-freeloader portion. What a coincidence!

  16. 16.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I really never, ever thought Blazing Saddles would be the most prescient American film ever made.

    ETA: Can we rename the Deep South “Rock Ridge”?

  17. 17.

    kindness

    August 7, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    What is it with the right turning things on their head and then saying it is correct?

    A week ago Senator Cruz was pushing the meme that if Obama failed to allow a budget to go through that eliminated all funding for the ACA, then the government shut down would be Obama’s fault.

    Now these yahoos are saying it is Obama that is creating a more racist state of affairs.

    WTF is in the water these TeaHaddists are drinking anyhow?

  18. 18.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    @BGinCHI:
    Right down to the “He’ll do it! He’s crazy” scene.

  19. 19.

    pacem appellant

    August 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    Brutus met a very dishonorable end, and later so did Marc Antony. I want no part of this tragedy.

  20. 20.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    @kindness: There is a flavor of Vitamin Water called “Absolutely Fucking Stupid.” Comes in a white can.

  21. 21.

    Davis X. Machina

    August 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: The checks don’t bounce, you go. We’re not talking Wesleyan or Haverford or Bowdoin here….

  22. 22.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    @pacem appellant: You mean when the latter married J. Lo? Hell yeah.

  23. 23.

    John Cole

    August 7, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Who the fuck cares what some 17 year old shit who can’t even vote thinks?

  24. 24.

    Betty Cracker

    August 7, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    One of the funniest complaints about the Obama Effect I’ve personally heard was from my old granny, who is totally NOT a racist (just ask her), who said she’d noticed a marked increase in the number of black people in TV commercials since 2008. You hardly see white people at all on commercials anymore, she tells me.

  25. 25.

    kindness

    August 7, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    ETA: Can we rename the Deep South “Rock Ridge”?

    You’d do it for Randolph Scott!

  26. 26.

    gogol's wife

    August 7, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    We just watched it the other night, and we were astounded.

  27. 27.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    @John Cole: Politico. CNN. The Daily Beast. Tom Brokaw. All Things Considered.

  28. 28.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @Betty Cracker: is she boycotting Cheerios?

  29. 29.

    piratedan

    August 7, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    @John Cole: it just goes to show that even some teenagers are about as self aware as that 77 year old ex-Marine. I’d love to read her essay on the current administration’s assault on the Constitution and point out which laws have been broken.

  30. 30.

    mai naem

    August 7, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    I want y’all to know that the Scary Black Kenyan Man screwed up my commute yesterday. We had rain yesterday so of course you can guess that the teabaggers don’t know how to drive in the rain so I figured it was a bunch of accidents but it wasn’t. The freeway had a bunch of rolling closures when he came to town. BTW, the HS he went to is in a higher income end of town – I was kind of surprised he didn’t pick a different area of town.

  31. 31.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 7, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    @kindness:
    They live their lives knowing they’ll be publicly shamed for directly saying things like ‘How did a nigger become president?’ or ‘I voted for George W Bush.’ They’re desperate to make liberals feel that shame. It’s created new highs in projection and willfully blind reasoning like ‘I’m not racist, I just want him to go back where he came from.’

  32. 32.

    Rafer Janders

    August 7, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    It’s in the intro material to the Norton Shakespeare and is always a good reminder that “Moor” in England in the Elizabethan period does not necessarily mean “black.”

    No, “Moor” meant North African Muslim, i.e. the people in present day Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, and Libya. Who are not, indeed, black but are rather Arab or Berber.

  33. 33.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 7, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    President Kitteh’s dilemma,too black for some and not black enough for some others.

    If anything Obama’s election and reelection has emboldened the racists to come out of the woodwork.

  34. 34.

    Betty Cracker

    August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I haven’t asked her about that. I try to avoid political discussions with 80% or so of my family altogether in the interest of harmony, especially the very old farts, who aren’t gonna change. This grandmother at least doesn’t email, unlike the other, who does and makes the world stupider with every forward. Le sigh.

  35. 35.

    Midnight Marauder

    August 7, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @John Cole:

    Who the fuck cares what some 17 year old shit who can’t even vote thinks?

    Someone who is aware that shit will be of voting age in less than a year?

  36. 36.

    Hal

    August 7, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    47% is awfully specific.

  37. 37.

    Elizabelle

    August 7, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    More from the Arizona Central story:

    Judy Burris said that she blames Obama for racism in America reaching heights not seen since the 1960s Civil-Rights Era.

    “We have gone back so many years,” she said. “He’s divided all the races. I hate him for that.”

    She said that she brought her 12-year-old grandson Christian Cabrera to the protests because she thought it would be educational.

    “He’s Mexican,” she said of her grandson.

    Cabrera said he wanted to accompany his grandma “so I could protest about impeaching Obama.”

    That is some weapons grade projection on the part of Mrs. Burris.

  38. 38.

    Suzanne

    August 7, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    I will just point out that the seniors of Desert Vista spontaneously sang “Happy Birthday” to him before he spoke.

    I am pointing this out because that pleases me, unlike these other racist asshats that infest my state.

    Desert Vista is in my neighborhood.

  39. 39.

    gbear

    August 7, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    @kindness: White lightening.

    Just got to add that miss Deanne Bartram is one fucked up moran.

  40. 40.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    @Hal: Does it have something to do with Romney’s takers speech?

  41. 41.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    @Rafer Janders: Yeah dude, I know that, but the average denizens of London circa 1600 did not make that fine distinction. Students are often taught Othello and told that Moor means black but that ignores the range of skin color covered by that word in the period the play was written.

  42. 42.

    scav

    August 7, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: Also anyone out to disprove the there are no young republicans assumption. She’s clearly about to break into song: “Tomorrow belongs to me me me me.”

  43. 43.

    handsmile

    August 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    I’m trying to figure out the relevance of “Bye bye black sheep.” And isn’t it supposed to be “Baa Baa” anyways? Just who is “the master”, “the “dame”, and “the little boy who…” for these morans who seem to be operating with quite a bit less than three bags full.

    Martin Sexton does have a song “Bye bye black sheep”, but since it includes the lyric “This black sheep can, can stick around,” I’d expect that wouldn’t be their preferred post-racial anthem.

  44. 44.

    Violet

    August 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    She said that she brought her 12-year-old grandson Christian Cabrera to the protests because she thought it would be educational.

    “He’s Mexican,” she said of her grandson.

    Cabrera said he wanted to accompany his grandma “so I could protest about impeaching Obama.”

    The above caught my eye when I read it over at TPM. So her “Mexican” grandson is protesting which side of the “impeaching Obama” issue? For or against? What does this even mean?

  45. 45.

    shelly

    August 7, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    Love that painting, btw. It’s in the intro material to the Norton Shakespeare

    Do we know who the portrait artist was?

  46. 46.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    @handsmile: @Violet:

    Being smart is not helping in this case.

  47. 47.

    Lawrence

    August 7, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    @BGinCHI: KHAAAAANNN!!!!

  48. 48.

    Violet

    August 7, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    @BGinCHI: You’re probably right. I’m just confused that a Latino 12-year-old boy in Arizona is protesting with a bunch of old white people against the President. It makes zero sense. Has this kid not experienced any of the anti-Latino sentiment that is present in the state amongst that crowd?

  49. 49.

    Another Bot Splainer

    August 7, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    As a member of the most privileged demographic in the history of the planet, these people make me want to vomit. They are human filth.

  50. 50.

    TheronWare

    August 7, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    The junior brown shirt brigade of AZ and their war against brains!

  51. 51.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    @shelly: Yes, Anonymous.

    Who was a woman, according to some woman.

    /snark

    No one knows, but that kind of portrait was very popular in the period. Mostly Dutch or Low Countries painters coming over to England to do them. Holbein, for example. But also Nicholas Hilliard, the miniaturist. Hugely popular.

  52. 52.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I wonder, in this internet age, how many of these people named in the article are getting scorched via e-mail, facebook, the tweety and the what-have-yous that all the young people enjoy.

    Tweety just said that the Tea Party movement was fed up with the big spending George W Bush in 2008, or words to that effect, and predicted Rand Paul would be the GOP nominee in 2016. Do you think he’d bet me a year’s salary on that?

  53. 53.

    jenn

    August 7, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    @Suzanne: That’s great! :^)

  54. 54.

    Another Holocene Human

    August 7, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    “I’m part Indian.”

    uh-huh.

    Just like everything else we stole from the Native Americans we’re going to steal authenticity and moral authority too.

    Hint: refering to your Indian princess ancestor or blood quantum as proof of Indian identity is prima facie evidence you don’t know shit about Indian identity.

  55. 55.

    Joseph Nobles

    August 7, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Every time I see that painting, I have to remind myself it is not a parody ad for “Homeland.”

  56. 56.

    Another Holocene Human

    August 7, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Filed under “I don’t see race — in fact, the only color I see is green”, big trouble in little Iowa for Luap Nor.

    rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/07/ron-pauls-2012-campaign-allegedly-bought-iowa-endorsement/

    Couldn’t happen to a better asshole! Popcorn, anyone?

  57. 57.

    ? Martin

    August 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    @John Cole: In isolation, I totally agree. But this isn’t in isolation. Here’s a crowd of people of which that 17 year old is but one element, and the 17 year old isn’t an outlier. I think it’s not unreasonable to assume that everyone in the crowd agrees broadly with the sentiment shared by the folks being profiled here, otherwise they would leave.

  58. 58.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    @shelly:

    Do we know who the portrait artist was?

    The ever-prolific Anonymous, according to Tom’s attribution note.

  59. 59.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    August 7, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    You misspelled “anals” in the post title.

  60. 60.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    @Violet: I read it as, “What? me? Racist? My grandson is a Mexican!”

  61. 61.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Plagiarist.

  62. 62.

    Roger Moore

    August 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @kindness:

    WTF is in the water these TeaHaddists are drinking anyhow?

    Camellia sinensis.

  63. 63.

    piratedan

    August 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @Violet: he’s there with Grandma, and afterwards they’re probably going to Dairy Queen and Game Stop….. he’ll say whatever he wants her to say

  64. 64.

    Hal

    August 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @Violet:

    Grandma’s a real gem. So nice of her to indoctrinate her grandson in her hatred. I wonder if the parents are aware of this?

    Judy Burris said that she blames Obama for racism in America reaching heights not seen since the 1960s Civil-Rights Era.

    “We have gone back so many years,” she said. “He’s divided all the races. I hate him for that.”

  65. 65.

    Davis X. Machina

    August 7, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    @Another Bot Splainer: You think it’s easy being part of an oppressed majority? No one’s ever had to put up with that before. The feeling of powerlessness that comes with owning everything, and running everything — it’s horrible.

  66. 66.

    ? Martin

    August 7, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Tweety just said that the Tea Party movement was fed up with the big spending George W Bush in 2008,

    So, the ‘Taxed Enough Already’ groups, which launched 4 days after Obama was inaugurated, was all about Bush. Got it.

  67. 67.

    gnomedad

    August 7, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Annals of Post-Racial America, Ch. (n)

    You spelled “Assholes” wrong.

  68. 68.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    August 7, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:

    But I thought the yoots aren’t racist and we just need to wait for the old ones to die off. That’s what I keep hearing.

  69. 69.

    Violet

    August 7, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Oh, I read it that way too. But then the kid says something and it makes no sense. What is the “Mexican” grandson there to protest?

  70. 70.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    John Roberts is an honorable man.

    Objection, your honor! No foundation for this characterization!

  71. 71.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Well, there you go. Tweety is a fucktard.

  72. 72.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    @Violet: ah. In this case, I’ll go with Cole’s leave the kids alone policy– he has no idea what he’s talking about. Not with a college student carrying a racist political sign who will be voting in 2014, and ’16.

  73. 73.

    IowaOldLady

    August 7, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    Hey, she’s not racist. She can’t help it that the president is blah and that’s the first and only thing she sees.

  74. 74.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Let me guess. Jayuff Sayshuns, vile racist shit?

  75. 75.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 7, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    @John Cole: in the next federal election she can.

  76. 76.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    August 7, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    @BGinCHI: Sorry, I didn’t read the comments.

  77. 77.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: That’s exactly who came to mind: Beauregard T. Fucknuts.

  78. 78.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 7, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Heh, that was my first thought, too, but then I thought maybe the wording was too polite for the Grand Elf of the Nathan Bedford Forrest Heritage Association.

  79. 79.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Just joshing. That joke never gets old to me.

  80. 80.

    LanceThruster

    August 7, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    My first thought was F. Murray Abraham.

  81. 81.

    scav

    August 7, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Wouldn’t it be special if grandma’s comments got the INS called out to check up on her being educated and presumably beloved grandson’s legality? She’s certainly blethering on in a crowd likely to inform on them there Mexicans on this side of the border . . .

  82. 82.

    Quaker in a Basement

    August 7, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    @BGinCHI:
    Say did you notice that “anals” is misspelled in the post title?

  83. 83.

    I am not a kook

    August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Nothing of substance to add, just white hot disgust. Vile assholes setting themselves apart from any basic human decency. I wish I could go and spit these fuckers in the face.

    Some of those young people might be salvageable with the right kind of intervention. Their elders have a lot to answer for.

    youtube.com/watch?v=gqH_0LPVoho

  84. 84.

    Violet

    August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yeah, agreed. It just made no sense to me. I don’t give the 17 year old girl much slack at all. She’ll be able to vote in the next Federal election and possibly even this year depending on when her birthday is.

  85. 85.

    BGinCHI

    August 7, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    @Quaker in a Basement: What’s on second?

  86. 86.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    @John Cole:

    Someone has hacked John Cole’s personal login to post this frankly not very well thought out comment.

    Or is it the pre-Terry Schiavo John Cole posting from a time portal?

  87. 87.

    opiejeanne

    August 7, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    @handsmile: Possibly sung to the tune of Bye Bye Blackbird.

  88. 88.

    catpal

    August 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: well even so-called Adult Repubs are not very bright. In 2013 “ACORN—defunct for 3 years—is still being defunded by House Republicans”

    Republicans believe ACORN is so powerful that, at least according to a PPP survey, 49 percent of them think that ACORN stole the 2012 presidential election.

    via dailykos

  89. 89.

    ruemara

    August 7, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @Elizabelle: Her grandson is American. I wonder why all she sees is that he’s Mexican. Poor kid, you won’t get her to love you more if you hate the same people she hates.

    These people are seriously disgusting.

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Maybe he was pre-partying for the Madison meet-up. In which case, we will recognize him by the lack of pants.

  91. 91.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    And mustard.

  92. 92.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 7, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: He might have gone to the National Mustard Museum earlier.

  93. 93.

    Suffern ACE

    August 7, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    @IowaOldLady: well that and the protest sign was clearly a reference to coddling the bankers. Or drones. Maybe we’re reading it wrong.

  94. 94.

    notorious JRT

    August 7, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    @IowaOldLady:
    So Ms Bartram does not like being called a racist for her views. Wonder how she will feel about “Deanne, you ignorant slut”?

  95. 95.

    lojasmo

    August 7, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    RAAAACISM

    -Ted & Helen

  96. 96.

    Lol

    August 7, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    The kid is 12 so I’m going to cut him slack.

    But it does hint at the upcoming redefinition of white in 20 year that will include Hispanics so they can still tell themselves they’re the majority. It’s a long tradition for white America to incorporate formerly scorned minorities in order to retain majority status.

  97. 97.

    gene108

    August 7, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    I am disappointed that with all the NSA data gathering Dear Leader Obama still allows anti-government* activity to exist. I hope the NSA uses its expanded police powers to rush black helicopters to detain the anti-government protestors.

    *As Obama is President any protest against him is a protest against the government, as we are now an autocratic dictatorship under the rule of Dear Leader Obama; Dear Leader Obama is the government.

  98. 98.

    Elizabelle

    August 7, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    @Violet:

    I know.

    I noticed the kid might be inarticulate in any language.

  99. 99.

    Elizabelle

    August 7, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    For those home tonight:

    1) Fred McMurray Day on Turner Classic Movies: at 8:00 p Eastern: Murder, He Says from 1945, with Fred as a pollster (!) who stumbles across a family of criminals on his rounds, then a short flick from 1944 about a dog,

    with Double Indemnity to follow at ten Eastern.

    2) BBC America: Broadchurch, a British police procedural that’s highly praised, at ten Eastern and one a.m. Eastern.

    Don’t miss Broadchurch, is the word.

  100. 100.

    Punchy

    August 7, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    Something doesnt compute…unless Ms. Bartram started college when she was sixteen, she’s not both 17 AND a college student yet. Classes havent begun yet. She may be a prospective student, but not a current one.

  101. 101.

    Tone in DC

    August 7, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Every time I think these gas-holes can’t do any worse, slink any lower, the
    just have to prove me wrong.
    Every damn time.

  102. 102.

    bcinaz

    August 7, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    And once you divide the human race form the other races you you get what?

  103. 103.

    Anyone can be John Cole

    August 7, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: It’s not hard to fake a login, really, on FYWP. Doesn’t sound like John would be talking shit about kids like that.

  104. 104.

    opiejeanne

    August 7, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    @Elizabelle: Or maybe not as inarticulate in a few years, when a mic is shoved in his face.

  105. 105.

    opiejeanne

    August 7, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    @Elizabelle: Murder, He Says

    : On horse flies is
    In comb bees is
    On chest knob is
    In knob keys is

  106. 106.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 7, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    @dmsilev: Or the White House. That’s where he’s from at the moment.

  107. 107.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 7, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    @kindness: It’s called projection. Rightwingers are pretty good at it.

  108. 108.

    JCT

    August 7, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    @Suzanne: Sometimes it is hard to remember that anyone out here is a decent human being, so that is nice to hear.

    On the way to the campus (U of A) yesterday there was a group of real oldsters dancing around on a corner with a bunch of obnoxious “Impeach Obama” etc signs. Nothing overtly racist thank goodness – but they did get their share of middle fingers from drivers. It was a rare cool day in the summer – probably what brought them out. Otherwise they would have keeled over and ended up in my ED by noon. Covered by Medicare of course!

  109. 109.

    pseudonymous in nc

    August 7, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    I really never, ever thought Blazing Saddles would be the most prescient American film ever made.

    Oh, I did.

    I think we’re going to see a lot more sheriff-is-near moments, especially in the last couple of years of Obama’s term once the GOP presidential clown car revs up.

  110. 110.

    burnspbesq

    August 7, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    @notorious JRT:

    “Deanne, you ignorant slut”

    “I am not ignorant!” seems like the most likely response.

  111. 111.

    The Moar You Know

    August 7, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    Passed a car on the freeway going home. Back window filled with the two-tone Obama face poster, except where the poster said “HOPE” the guy had printed, one letter per 8×11 sheet of paper, “ASSHOLE”.

    That’s a normal, sane response to political disagreements, right?

    I pity any parent with kids who gets behind that car.

  112. 112.

    JD_Rhoades

    August 7, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Tweety just said that the Tea Party movement was fed up with the big spending George W Bush in 2008, or words to that effect, and predicted Rand Paul would be the GOP nominee in 2016

    Please God, let it be so. Rand Paul is a dick, and every time he gets in a verbal tussle with someone, his natural dickishness shines through like a beacon, and his opponent’s poll numbers go up. Happened with Hillary Clinton, happened with Chris Christie. It’ll be a massacre.

    And it could very well happen. To the Rethuglican primary voter, being a dick is not a bug, it’s a feature. But to the general electorate it’s the kiss of death.

  113. 113.

    Botsplainer

    August 7, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    @kindness:

    I flipped the radio to that idiot Mark Levin the other night, and he was yammering on about the evil of not just giving in and letting half of one-third of the government (the gerrymandered House GOP as driven by fear of the teatards) set the entirety of government agenda and policy.

    The squeaky fuckwit was in a spit-foaming rage about it, too, nearly unhinged.

  114. 114.

    pseudonymous in nc

    August 7, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    @Violet:

    So her “Mexican” grandson is protesting which side of the “impeaching Obama” issue?

    Also, to old white people, “Mexican” = “somewhat Hispanic US Citizen”. With a possible exception for children of the Cuban diaspora.

  115. 115.

    JD_Rhoades

    August 7, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    @Botsplainer:

    The squeaky fuckwit was in a spit-foaming rage about it, too, nearly unhinged.

    From the little I’ve heard of him, that’s his default setting.

  116. 116.

    Fluke bucket

    August 7, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    My favorite comment concerning this entire kerfuffle, “Arizona: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous”

  117. 117.

    dopey-o

    August 7, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    @burnspbesq: saw this today, promptly stole it:

    Some are born ignorant
    Some grow ignorant
    Some insist on it!

    it was probably on the great orange satan…

  118. 118.

    mclaren

    August 7, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    @beer time somewhere:

    WTF is 47%? Jaysus, where does that shit come from?

    From the 27%.

  119. 119.

    mclaren

    August 7, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    @kindness:

    What is it with the right turning things on their head and then saying it is correct?

    This is the classic Nixon strategy, refined by Ann Coulter. She screams hateful insults at liberals, then call liberals “People filled with hate who scream insults at real Americans.” She advocates the murder of liberals, then says that liberals are the violent ones who want to murder conservatives.

    It’s the Big Lie. Tell a lie so huge, so mind-boggling, that it stops people in their tracks because it’s so obviously the reverse of reality.

    It works. Just take a look at the swift boating of John Kerry. You had a draft dodger hiring actors to smear a war hero for his alleged cowardice in battle.

  120. 120.

    DTOzone

    August 8, 2013 at 12:10 am

    @ruemara: My cousin is black and yet my grandmother and my aunts say she’s favorited by her parents because of her race and got into college because of affirmative action.

  121. 121.

    Debbie(aussie)

    August 8, 2013 at 2:24 am

    If we all ‘go back where we came from’ it would make for an over crowded Europe. Oh. And just where does Obama go.
    Me? Ancestry includes ; Denmark. France, Scotland, Cornwall & England (3rd gen, very white aussie) which of course makes me Australian. But we have plenty of similarly ancestered Aussies stating ‘certain’ people’s should ‘go back where they came from’. Bastards the lot them and racist bigots too boot.

  122. 122.

    azrev

    August 8, 2013 at 10:29 am

    @Hunter Gathers: Hope she really was from UA and not ASU.

  123. 123.

    Tonybrown74

    August 8, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Ah … let’s call it the Trayvon Martin Syndrome.

    By simply being black, (or 47% black, or 1/2 white muslim, or not going back to Honolulu where he is from), the President is at least partly responsible for the racist attacks against him.

    But it’s okay, because Miss Thing is 1/2 Grand Cherokee princess or something!

    My brain weeps …

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