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You are here: Home / Music / Open Music Thread: Get This Party Started (NSFW)

Open Music Thread: Get This Party Started (NSFW)

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 201310:29 pm| 46 Comments

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Yeah, well, I liked it. Mod Carousel explains:

… It’s our opinion that most attempts to show female objectification in the media by swapping the genders serve more to ridicule the male body than to highlight the extent to which women get objectified and do everyone a disservice. We made this video specifically to show a spectrum of sexuality as well as present both women and men in a positive light, one where objectifying men is more than alright and where women can be strong and sexy without negative repercussions.

Can’t remember where I first ran across this, but to quote Nanny Ogg: “Shocked, no — surprised, yes!” Mad props as well to Caela Bailey, Sydni Deveraux, and Dalisha Phillips…

Also, thank you commentor Starfish:

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46Comments

  1. 1.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Sure didn’t see this coming on the WaPo Opinion page:

    Sex between students and teachers should not be a crime

    Is this a joke?

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    August 30, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Music?

    Bernstein conducting the Shostakovitch 9th.

    (And no, he doesn’t quite twerk on the podium.)

  3. 3.

    Yatsuno

    August 30, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    @Southern Beale: What. The. Fuck. Over?

  4. 4.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    @Yatsuno:

    I blame Bezos.

  5. 5.

    Alison

    August 30, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    @Southern Beale: Was just tweeting some rage about that. I mean…what in the actual fuck. And how low does she think we should allow it? 14 is okay, how about 13, or 12, or 10?

    I mean. And newspapers wonder why they’re losing money.

  6. 6.

    Robert

    August 30, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    This is the best response I’ve seen to that awful Blurred Lines song. What Rhymes With Hug Me? generates alternate lyrics to the song that actually rhyme with “Hug Me.” However, it defaults to a very accurate reading of the songs meaning.

    As for actual parody songs, I think “Lame Lines” takes the cake. It’s a much truer parody of the shocking video but actually addresses the messaging problem with the song.

  7. 7.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    @Alison:

    Why stop at teachers? What about family members? Doctors? Youth pastors and scout leaders? Etc.

  8. 8.

    Suffern ACE

    August 30, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    I’m thinking Louis CK is not going to have a lot of fun reading his email tomorrow.

  9. 9.

    Alison

    August 30, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    @Southern Beale: Seriously. I mean, jeez lady, I’ve read Anne Rice’s ephebophiliac erotica too, but I didn’t think it was a fucking LIFE MANUAL.

  10. 10.

    cyntax

    August 30, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    As a teacher and a parent: words fail.

    Upon reflection, it seems WaPo has decided not just to call Slate’s contrarian-ness but go all in.

  11. 11.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    So, you know you’re old when you’ve never heard of Robin Thicke until the whole MTV awards catastrophe with Miley Cyrus.

    I had to Google “Blurred Lines” because I had no clue. So it’s basically beautiful women with incredible bodies prancing around half naked while a fully clothed Robin Thicke salivates.

    Same as it ever was.

  12. 12.

    Southern Beale

    August 30, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    @cyntax:

    I’m guessing it’s click-bait? Yes?

  13. 13.

    Yatsuno

    August 30, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @Southern Beale: There’s click-bait and there’s advocating for the sexualisation of children. TEENAGERS ARE STILL CHILDREN FOR JEEBUS’S SAKE!!!

  14. 14.

    RobertDSC-PowerMac G5 Dual

    August 30, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Perhaps instead of striking Syria, the President can launch Tomahawks at the WaPo building. Grotesque.

  15. 15.

    Culture of Truth

    August 30, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    I never liked that song anyway way. Although I did like Robin Thicke on ‘Growing Pains’

  16. 16.

    mdblanche

    August 30, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    This week in outreach: GOP congressman is also an immigrant from a backwards benighted land while Mitch McConnell (R-Sala-ma-sond) has changed his mind on the VAWA after it was time to vote on it but before it was time to run for reelection.

    @Southern Beale: “Is this a joke?”

    The Washington Post? Yes.

  17. 17.

    Suffern ACE

    August 30, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    @RobertDSC-PowerMac G5 Dual: well he might as well. The right wing contingent of My FB feed has latched on to the idea that the Saudis provided chemical weapons to the rebels who accidentally set them off, so the whole “we must strike now” is an attempt to get the UN inspectors to pull out before we end up in the difficult position of having to sanction the Saudis. Anyway, I don’t think he’s going to be able to get the normally war happy right convinced. Might as well take out the Post staff as a diversion.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    @efgoldman: Isn’t that T&H’s schtick?

  19. 19.

    lou

    August 30, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    I tried to avoid Robin Thicke until I saw this parody. Oh. my. god. what brilliance the parody is.

  20. 20.

    Comrade Mary

    August 30, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    Speaking of catchy covers featuring beautiful, dancing men in eyeliner, I love love love the entire package here. (Thank you, Jann Arden, when you guest-hosted Q and introduced me to it.)

  21. 21.

    Mnemosyne

    August 30, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I hope to God this editorial isn’t in response to the teacher who got 30 days in jail for raping a student even after she committed suicide. Because then it’s even more tone-deaf, if that’s possible: No one I knew in high school committed suicide after having sex with a teacher, so that couldn’t have been why that girl killed herself!

  22. 22.

    Corner Stone

    August 30, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Isn’t that a little beneath you, your honor?
    Kind of like that girl 20 years your younger was underneath you. OH!!! Snap!

  23. 23.

    Corner Stone

    August 30, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Shit. I just noticed this was an AL thread.
    Peace out.

  24. 24.

    Suffern ACE

    August 30, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    @Mnemosyne: yep. It is indeed about that very thing.

  25. 25.

    mdblanche

    August 30, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Have your barf bag ready before reading further.

    As protesters decry the leniency of Rambold’s sentence — he will spend 30 days in prison after pleading guilty to raping 14-year-old Cherice Morales, who committed suicide at age 16 — I find myself troubled for the opposite reason. I don’t believe that all sexual conduct between underage students and teachers should necessarily be classified as rape, and I believe that absent extenuating circumstances, consensual sexual activity between teachers and students should not be criminalized. While I am not defending Judge G. Todd Baugh’s comments about Morales being “as much in control of the situation” — for which he has appropriately apologized — tarring and feathering him for attempting to articulate the context that informed his sentence will not advance this much-needed dialogue.

  26. 26.

    Mnemosyne

    August 30, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    Wow. And here I was hoping I was wrong.

    But I guess somebody’s always gotta figure out how the victim was to blame, no matter what.

  27. 27.

    Mnemosyne

    August 30, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    @mdblanche:

    Ewwww.

    I mean, yes, there is a HUGE difference between an adult molesting a pre-adolescent child and an adolescent/young adult having sex with an older adult. Once you get to, say, 16, the lines start to blur (which is why 16 is not an uncommon age of consent) and the problem becomes the power dynamic between the two (is there a spoken/unspoken quid pro quo for grades or other preferment?), not the sex per se.

  28. 28.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    @Corner Stone: Meh.

  29. 29.

    cyntax

    August 30, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    Just market forces at work. As Bezos would say.

  30. 30.

    Corner Stone

    August 30, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s a little sad. I had hoped she had at least invoked sufficient passion from you that after she said you were through you stalked her, poured paint thinner on the hood of her car and then proceeded to break into her place through the side sliding glass patio door with a silenced .22 and made sure she understo…*
    Ok. So…”meh” it is then.
    Good to know.

    *no bullshit, my former macro-econ prof actually left his wife and did something like this with one of his students. No one was injured during the telling of these stories.

  31. 31.

    Mnemosyne

    August 30, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    There was a really interesting story in the New Yorker last year about a prep school called Horace Mann in New York City where one of the teachers basically groomed a student every year … and sometimes several at once. It did not have a universally positive effect, shall we say, though really they only had one or two successful suicides, so were the students really harmed?
    /snark

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    @Corner Stone: She went back to Europe at the end of the academic year. It was expected; also, she was not my student.

  33. 33.

    Corner Stone

    August 30, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: God. You so-called stodgy Mid-Westerners. That’s some serious kink going on if I’ve ever heard it.
    Good for you, your honor!

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2013 at 12:47 am

    @Corner Stone: You know nothing, Corner Stone.

  35. 35.

    Rex Everything

    August 31, 2013 at 12:48 am

    Am I supposed to be against the Blurred Lines video? Can’t keep track. But fuck, those girls are gorgeous. If someone wants to make another vid with guys I don’t give a fuck. Go for it.

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2013 at 12:55 am

    @Rex Everything: The biggest problem I have with it is the preemptive lawsuit Thicke filed against Marvin Gaye. I mean, fuck it, give him a writing credit and don’t be an asshole.

  37. 37.

    NotMax

    August 31, 2013 at 1:05 am

    @Corner Stone

    Peace out.

    Channeling Davey Wavey?

  38. 38.

    Rex Everything

    August 31, 2013 at 1:57 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yeah, that’s a good point.

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2013 at 2:00 am

    @Rex Everything: The song is still catchy as hell.

  40. 40.

    Rex Everything

    August 31, 2013 at 2:36 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: It is indeed.

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 31, 2013 at 2:41 am

    @Rex Everything: But it is nothing compared to this. I say it is arguably the greatest pop/rock/funk song of all time.

    ETA: The original version by Prince. Tegan and Sara’s cover is good. But, god damn, I doubt that there is an album as good as Dirty Mind.

  42. 42.

    RoonieRoo

    August 31, 2013 at 8:28 am

    @Robert: Thank you for those parody videos. I’ve been having an argument on another board with this woman who contends that the whole VMA thing proves that Miley is a “skank” and other words where Blurred Lines/Robin Thicke is just a playful, harmless romp. Seriously.

  43. 43.

    Robert

    August 31, 2013 at 9:30 am

    @RoonieRoo: That’s the talking points at a lot of websites. Don’t you know that Robin Thicke is a good man married to his loving wife who would never have wandered if it wasn’t for that Disney strumpet?

  44. 44.

    Rex Everything

    August 31, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: This post makes me wish Balloon Juice had a “like” button.

  45. 45.

    KimInGa

    August 31, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Believe it or not, a really great cover of When You Were Mine was done by Mitch Ryder back in the early 80’s. I used to love listening to the 2 versions one after the other for the contrast.

  46. 46.

    Groucho48

    September 1, 2013 at 5:39 am

    Neat concept video. The actual video didn’t deliver, though. It was way too awkward in its choreography.

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