Apparently a six alarm fire in NJ is destroying the boardwalk that was rebuilt after Sandy- this report states the boardwalk is being destroyed as a firebreak. I have no idea what six alarms mean, but I am assuming it is pretty damned big, because I think we only get to about two alarms in WV, and by then the trailer is destroyed anyway and you’re really just making sure it doesn’t spread to the pick-up truck collection on cinder blocks in the front yard or the neighbor’s double-wide next door.
Sigh. Those guys up there can’t catch a break.
*** Update ***
Just remembered one of my favorite West Virginia jokes:
Q: “What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?”
A: “Either way, someone is losing a trailer.”
I’ll be here all night.