Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Second rate reporter says what?

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Battle won, war still ongoing.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

T R E 4 5 O N

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

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I’m Too Sexy For My Phone, Too Sexy For My Phone, Too Sexy By Far

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Found this on my iPhone (thanks ios7!) when I got back from walking the piglets this morning:

sextingfail

For the record, I was wearing a sweaty gray t-shirt, shorts, flip flops, and I was mildly aroused and intrigued until the end. On the other hand, I was supremely impressed that my first foray into sexting was with someone who could spell “you’re.”

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  5. 5.

    John O

    Yo, JC! What are you thinking downloading an OS before it has been consumer tested?

    Forget the “sexting,” and you’re using the word pretty loosely, I’d say, what’s up with being this early an adopter? My IT pals tell me that’s stupid, and you’re way more technically savvy than I am.

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    The Other Chuck

    Glad to see Apple has finally learned to copy: WebOS’s task switcher and Android’s flat look. Probably won’t stop them from suing others over using rectangles or whatever.

    Anyway, not upgrading to IOS7 til there’s a jailbreak.

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    Captain Comrade

    I think a body mass index of 28 is the sexiest. This is the approximate body mass index of Meghan McCain.

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    Origuy

    I’m going camping this weekend; there’s no way I’m upgrading at least until I get back. Phone flakeyness is not something I need. I’m usually a pretty early adopter, but I’d give IOS 7 at least a week, Wait for 7.0.1, if not 7.1.

  15. 15.

    Punchy

    The real question is how do you have 85% juice left at 9:54PM? What kind of superbattery is in that thing?

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    Suzanne

    FWIW, I downloaded iOS7, too, and the only quirk I’ve found is that it shows that 50 of my old emails are unread.

  17. 17.

    burnspbesq

    I nominated the least mission-critical of my four iOS devices to be the guinea pig yesterday. Once I figured out how to disable all the stupid new shit, it was fine, and I proceeded to update the other three.

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    Tommy

    @Captain Comrade: Don’t know what body mass that is. I like me a women with a pound or two on her. That I lay my head on her lap I don’t find a bone sticking my ear. I like a fit women but …..

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    Suzanne

    @Tommy: Thanks for letting us all know what manner of female body type you find most attractive. That’s valuable information on this here internet.

  35. 35.

    fuckwit

    I came to this blog for the politics, and stayed for the 1980s and early-1990s pop-culture references.

    RIiiight, said fred. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

    What amazes me is how, in the modern fragmented internet culture with 400bazziliion channels of cable/sattellite/NEtflix/Youtube and satellite radio and millions of blogs replacing newspapers and such, how our shared cultural events nowadays are…. Apple iOS rollouts.

    Used to be, when I was but a lad, before the VCR and when there were only 3 channels of TV, the whole fucking country would watch the SAME things at the SAME time, regardless of everything else (interests, social status, age, ethnic background, education level, etc). There was a shared cultural mass experience. I’m not saying that was a good thing, in fact I hated that homogeneity, but it’s amazing how that is gone, and has been replaced by iOS7.

    And on an even larger scale: not just the USA, but the whole fucking PLANET upgraded on the same day.

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