Found this on my iPhone (thanks ios7!) when I got back from walking the piglets this morning:
For the record, I was wearing a sweaty gray t-shirt, shorts, flip flops, and I was mildly aroused and intrigued until the end. On the other hand, I was supremely impressed that my first foray into sexting was with someone who could spell “you’re.”
schrodinger's cat
Was it JSF or eemom?
cathyx
It was probably a man, are you still aroused?
kc
Who do we have to blow to get a pic of Steve?
liberal
@schrodinger’s cat:
LOL.
John O
Yo, JC! What are you thinking downloading an OS before it has been consumer tested?
Forget the “sexting,” and you’re using the word pretty loosely, I’d say, what’s up with being this early an adopter? My IT pals tell me that’s stupid, and you’re way more technically savvy than I am.
mikefromArlington
Autocorrect do doubt
The Other Chuck
Glad to see Apple has finally learned to copy: WebOS’s task switcher and Android’s flat look. Probably won’t stop them from suing others over using rectangles or whatever.
Anyway, not upgrading to IOS7 til there’s a jailbreak.
John O
@The Other Chuck:
Right!
Shit, I JUST got to IOS6 and remember my own smug satisfaction over waiting until the map fiasco was old news. Has worked fine since the get-go.
AdamK
It’s that damn Carlos Danger again.
Chat Noir
LOL.
@efgoldman: Win.
Captain Comrade
I think a body mass index of 28 is the sexiest. This is the approximate body mass index of Meghan McCain.
Jane2
@schrodinger’s cat: Thread win.
Suzanne
@schrodinger’s cat: LMMFAO.
Not Andrew Sullivan?
Origuy
I’m going camping this weekend; there’s no way I’m upgrading at least until I get back. Phone flakeyness is not something I need. I’m usually a pretty early adopter, but I’d give IOS 7 at least a week, Wait for 7.0.1, if not 7.1.
Punchy
The real question is how do you have 85% juice left at 9:54PM? What kind of superbattery is in that thing?
Suzanne
FWIW, I downloaded iOS7, too, and the only quirk I’ve found is that it shows that 50 of my old emails are unread.
burnspbesq
I nominated the least mission-critical of my four iOS devices to be the guinea pig yesterday. Once I figured out how to disable all the stupid new shit, it was fine, and I proceeded to update the other three.
Poopyman
@Suzanne: James O’Keefe.
Tommy
@Captain Comrade: Don’t know what body mass that is. I like me a women with a pound or two on her. That I lay my head on her lap I don’t find a bone sticking my ear. I like a fit women but …..
diana
@Suzanne: no, he’s too busy sexting the new Pope
Suzanne
@Poopyman: McMegan.
kc
@Poopyman:
Eewww!!
JasonF
So Tom DeLay is a free man. What the fuck is up with that?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Suzanne: Jane Hamsher
Suzanne
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Michele Bachmann.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Suzanne: The Anchoress
(is she still out there?)
The Other Chuck
A picture says a thousand derps (NSFW but small images, so probably fine)
Yatsuno
@Captain Comrade: Touches of Brick Oven, but still swinging and missing. I miss our old trolls, even when they were being sexist, racist, homophobic assholes.
The Other Chuck
@Tommy: If you feel something sticking in your ear, chances are it ain’t a fit woman you’re with.
SarahT
@efgoldman: Maureen Dowd
Suzanne
@Tommy: Thanks for letting us all know what manner of female body type you find most attractive. That’s valuable information on this here internet.
Felonius Monk
Aw shucks, John, maybe you got a call from Anthony Weiner. Maybe he wants to show you his junk.
Redshirt
Fiona Apple
Redshirt
Also, I’ve read some disturbing things about Ant Man recently.
fuckwit
I came to this blog for the politics, and stayed for the 1980s and early-1990s pop-culture references.
RIiiight, said fred. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
What amazes me is how, in the modern fragmented internet culture with 400bazziliion channels of cable/sattellite/NEtflix/Youtube and satellite radio and millions of blogs replacing newspapers and such, how our shared cultural events nowadays are…. Apple iOS rollouts.
Used to be, when I was but a lad, before the VCR and when there were only 3 channels of TV, the whole fucking country would watch the SAME things at the SAME time, regardless of everything else (interests, social status, age, ethnic background, education level, etc). There was a shared cultural mass experience. I’m not saying that was a good thing, in fact I hated that homogeneity, but it’s amazing how that is gone, and has been replaced by iOS7.
And on an even larger scale: not just the USA, but the whole fucking PLANET upgraded on the same day.
Redshirt
I also upgraded to iOS7 today. I guess it’s cool? The upgrade didn’t flake out on me, which was my main concern.
The Red Pen
If you’re not going to use that number, could I have it?
It’s for a friend.