This is basically the political equivalent of “two girls one cup,” and if you have no idea what that reference means, please for the love of everything FSM, do not google it, but if you have to it is x-rated and something I have tried for years to get out of my head but it is still there and I still blame 4chan:
We won’t be seeing him on the Hill’s annual top 50 hotties on the hill. Also too:
Seriously now- what are the actual cons to letting Texas, Alabama and the others secede? We can always make Austin a territory and airlift in guitars, cigarettes, and weed.