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You are here: Home / Organizing & Resistance / Fables Of The Reconstruction / Open Thread: Pushing Back

Open Thread: Pushing Back

by Anne Laurie|  October 13, 20135:12 pm| 112 Comments

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(via commentor Trollhattan)

Professor Krugman is not only shrill, but uncivil, in his blog:

… What the [Greenberg] report makes clear is that the current Republican obsession with attacking programs that benefit Americans in need, ranging from food stamps to Obamacare, isn’t about some philosophical commitment to small government, still less worries about incentive effects and implicit marginal tax rates. It’s about anxiety over a changing America — the multiracial, multicultural society we’re becoming — and anger that Democrats are taking Their Money and giving it to Those People. In other words, it’s still race after all these years…

Meanwhile, a key takeaway for us wonks is that none of the ostensible debates we’re having — say, the debate over rising disability rolls — can be taken at face value. Yes, we need to crunch the numbers, but in the end the other side doesn’t care about the evidence.

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What’s on the agenda for the evening?

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  1. 1.

    bobbo

    October 13, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    God Noonan is horrible. Not just being wrong about everything. But her sing-songy gin-and-tears love the sound of my own voice tone – what is up with that?

  2. 2.

    PsiFighter37

    October 13, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Making beet salad w/goat cheese, colcannon with kale, and ratatouille for dinner tonight. My fiancee is getting slammed at work, so going to be one hell of a cooking job that I’ve got to pull off on my lonesome.

    Have a prospective job interview tomorrow…see how that goes. I’m okay with where I’m at, but at this stage in my career, I need more runway or I’m going to get boxed out where I’m currently at.

    Also, too, the Jets were awful today. Play a phenomenal game last week, do diddly-squat this week. All the makings of an 8-8 team. I’d rather tank and full-on suck than be stuck in the middle of the draft.

    ETA: Fuck the Republicans. They want a Braveheart moment? Fine, let them be William Wallace as we string him out just before we get around to the butchering and quartering.

    Fuckers.

  3. 3.

    JordanRules

    October 13, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    @bobbo: When you’re parroting talking points and reacting to facts with lies it’s all about the style cause you have no substance, oh and it’s the gin too.

  4. 4.

    JGabriel

    October 13, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    There’s a video game called Saints Row IV, where you play as the leader of a gang of violent street thugs who’s been elected to the White House.

    I’m thinking they should have had the guy elected to the House, because that whole “violent thugs in the White House” thing is so last decade.

  5. 5.

    Rex Everything

    October 13, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Speaking of shrill, did anyone catch that firebagging asshole Malala spouting off about her white-person problems?

  6. 6.

    gogol's wife

    October 13, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    How anyone can watch these shows is beyond me. Peggy Noonan is vomit-inducing.

    But Alfred Drake, on the other hand, is the greatest Broadway singer who ever lived:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCOblpkH8WE

  7. 7.

    Hill Dweller

    October 13, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    First, Noonan’s example of “counter mistakes” from Obama is just made up nonsense.

    Second, the clip reminds me of the late comedian Patrice O’Neal’s bit about afternoon talk shows staging a debate about racism with an African American PhD from Harvard and an ignorant redneck from the KKK, as if they were equals.

    Krugman and Plouffe are highly competent and respected in their chosen field. Conversely, Senor is our version of Baghdad Bob and Noonan’s drunk ramblings are more suited for a Breitbart(still dead) site. But there they are on a national TV show panel as if they’re equals.

    Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

  8. 8.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    I just posted this down below but it’s important enough to repost

    Important timeout… In preparation for the end of the US as we know, I decided to adopt a pet while I could..
    This is Mr. Finch, aka Willy, a former resident of the Mansell Branch of the Atlanta Humane Society.
    http://i1317.photobucket.com/a…..f3ed52.jpg

    He’s close to five years old and is currently being treated for heartworm. I have to bring him to the vet next week to see how much longer he has to stay on leash.

  9. 9.

    fuckwit

    October 13, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    @Rex Everything: Elect a Democratic supermajority Congress that can either regulate or outlaw drone strikes. Do it for Malala.

  10. 10.

    J.Ty

    October 13, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    I love how the camera cuts to Krugman’s shocked face as she continues to hand-wave reality away.

  11. 11.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    @JPL: haha.. I did not adopt a car.. not sure what happened with photobucket but here

    http://s1317.photobucket.com/user/jldemowoman/media/CAM00343_zps90f3ed52.jpg.html

  12. 12.

    lamh36

    October 13, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    ‘Sup guys.

    Ok, so I’m sure I’m being too sensitive, but this Radio Shack ad weirded me out.

    It’s real. You can find it on their website: Radio Shack Weekly Ad

  13. 13.

    JordanRules

    October 13, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    @JPL: Awww! Congrats! Wishing you and your new fam the best.
    Who is Willys friend in the pic?

  14. 14.

    IowaOldLady

    October 13, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Noonan’s eye contact is weird. She looks down all the time she talks. What is that about?

  15. 15.

    lamh36

    October 13, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Ok, I’m way younger than this group of guys, and shoot watching this trailer make ME feel old…lol. But I still might see it.

    Last Vegas – Trailer

  16. 16.

    raven

    October 13, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @JPL: Be careful Mr Finch, that gnome is a trick!

  17. 17.

    shelly

    October 13, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    but in the end the other side doesn’t care about the evidence.

    Reality is for wimps! Lets storm that WWII memorial again!

  18. 18.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    @JordanRules: That’s the town crier from my garden but I wanted to show his size. He’s a little tub but once he’s off leash and can run in the back yard, he’ll lose a few pounds.

  19. 19.

    Chris

    October 13, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    Krugman and Plouffe are highly competent and respected in their chosen field. Conversely, Senor is our version of Baghdad Bob and Noonan’s drunk ramblings are more suited for a Breitbart(still dead) site. But there they are on a national TV show panel as if they’re equals.

    More simply put, Krugman’s been right on virtually everything in the last decade (I only say that because I haven’t followed what he said before). He said the Bush administration was trying to sell us ocean front property in Oklahoma with their tax cuts and the Iraq War, and he was right. He said a bigger stimulus was needed, and he was right. He said austerity attempts in Europe would only result in disaster, and he was right. His opponents have been consistently wrong on all of these issues and everything that’s happened since then, and I’m still liberally biased enough to think that shit should matter, a little.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @JPL:

    Awww, adorable scruffy li’l dude. Scruffy in that happy carefree doggie way. Built close to the ground too, so should corner very well.

    Congratulations!

  21. 21.

    shelly

    October 13, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

    It’s back tonight, on AMC. Why-oh-why haven’t we had the pleasure of seeing a politician getting munched down on?

  22. 22.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    When somebody says Pegs has “sapphire eyes” they mean Bombay, not the semiprecious stone. At this late date I suspect they’re independently controlled.

  23. 23.

    AdamK

    October 13, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    @gogol’s wife: When I was a kid I got to see the Greatest Ever in Kismet. The rest of my life was all down hill after that.

  24. 24.

    gogol's wife

    October 13, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    @efgoldman:

    No, no, no, no! Just watch the video, especially “So in Love.” John Raitt was good, but Drake is GREAT, in the serious sense.

  25. 25.

    gogol's wife

    October 13, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    @AdamK:

    AARGHH! I’ve known people who saw him in Oklahoma, Kiss Me Kate, and you’re the second who saw him in Kismet (Lincoln Center, not the original run, I presume?). My life has been wasted.

    Watch the video — the Kismet numbers are probably the best next to the Kiss Me Kate ones.

  26. 26.

    Redshift

    October 13, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    @shelly: Apparently it was stormed again today by Beck acolytes who believe the Park Service has helicopters with snipers that they were bravely standing up to.

  27. 27.

    gogol's wife

    October 13, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    @efgoldman:

    You’ll never convince me. Drake is head and shoulders above everyone else, certainly including Raitt.

    “So in Love” is definitely hard. Watch his version — he makes it look easy. And he never does it the same way twice.

  28. 28.

    cathyx

    October 13, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    @fuckwit: Better yet, elect a president who doesn’t call for drone strikes.

  29. 29.

    Hal

    October 13, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    Noonan’s eye contact is weird. She looks down all the time she talks. What is that about?

    Asperger’s? Stolichnaya?

    It is hilarious to me how she twists herself into a pretzel trying to sell her “but Obama is also to blame” bullshit. Noonan knows better but can’t let go. Maybe the Gipper’s Ghost won’t let her.

  30. 30.

    Mary G

    October 13, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    @JPL: I love me a scruffy dog. Mr. Finch is adorable.

  31. 31.

    Yatsuno

    October 13, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    Making beet salad w/goat cheese

    Not a bad start

    colcannon with kale

    Mmm….good Irish fuds.

    and ratatouille for dinner tonight.

    Mon Dieu, are you angry with yourself? A proper ratatouille takes HOURS if not days and if you don’t slice the veggies right doesn’t cook right. I’d get a loaf of Irish soda bread and stop with the colcannon.

  32. 32.

    El Cid

    October 13, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    ‘Okay, we have some people with a record of knowing what they’re talking about, and we have a couple of known liars who are also extremely partisan publicists. Let’s hear what each side has to say.’

  33. 33.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    @Hal: Noonan does that when she is just making up a word salad.

  34. 34.

    Jeremy

    October 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    @Rex Everything: Funny how emo liberals had nothing to say about her or her advocacy until she said she was concerned about drone strikes in Pakistan. They also leave out the fact that she has praised president Obama, but I guess people with ODS can’t mention that.

  35. 35.

    Mike G

    October 13, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    @Chris:

    More simply put, Krugman’s been right on virtually everything in the last decade …and I’m still liberally biased enough to think that shit should matter, a little.

    With Repukes, it’s all about ideological obedience, not accuracy. You “believe” something to prove your loyalty to the mendacious sack of shit saying it.

  36. 36.

    Chris

    October 13, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    @Mike G:

    Communist apparatchiks all. Just on the other side of the aisle.

  37. 37.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @bobbo:

    Too many lacrimartinis?

  38. 38.

    Mark S.

    October 13, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    I’ve always assumed she’s on quaaludes or something like that. I’ve seen her do entire segments where she doesn’t open her eyes once. It’s like she’s in a trance.

    She was particularly incoherent in that clip, even for her. Why is she even on TV? Why not just get some blonde Fox bimbo who can at least keep her eyes open while she’s spouting GOP talking points?

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    @bobbo:

    gin-and-tears

    Too many lacrimartinis?

    (FYWP for not letting me edit or delete.)

  40. 40.

    IowaOldLady

    October 13, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    @Mark S.: Maybe she’s watching the movie on the inside of her eyelids. Whatever. She’s a silly woman.

  41. 41.

    Mark S.

    October 13, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    Well, whatever movie it is, I bet it stars the Gipper!

  42. 42.

    IowaOldLady

    October 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @Mark S.: Good point!

  43. 43.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    @Hal:

    Maybe the merrily waggling highly polished brown cordovan of Gipper’s Ghost won’t let her.

    I think that’s what you meant.

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    October 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    @efgoldman

    Directed many, many shows at a summer camp. Our orchestra consisted of one piano.

    The extremely musically gifted long-time pianist was a wonderful fellow, one of the nicest, gentlest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and working with.

    The only time I ever heard a four-letter word escape his lips was when he first opened the score of “Li’l Abner” to the song Put ’em
    Back
    and saw that the key signature had seven flats.

  45. 45.

    Gene108

    October 13, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    @Rex Everything:

    She is an incredibly articulate young lady, but Pakistan has been a state sponsor of terrorism for longer than she has been alive.

    As there would be more significant blowback if we started taking out the people in Pakistan’s government, who are fueling these terrorists I think we have to settle for these drone strikes.

  46. 46.

    brendancalling

    October 13, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    Agenda: I’m in Montreal for my kid’s first race -he did a great job by the way- and now that he’s back with his mum for the night, I’m drinking a couple of Alexander Keith’s Hallertauer ales (not so good) and heading to Barfly for their Sunday bluegrass jam.

    Good lord, I love Montreal. I gotta make this trip more often.

  47. 47.

    WereBear

    October 13, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    @JPL: The one on the right is so cute! The one on the left doesn’t look leash trained.

  48. 48.

    Yatsuno

    October 13, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    @Gene108: Drone strikes are part of the dual sided game the ISI is playing to ensure stability in the region is a more difficult process. The Pakistanis make a lot of public noise but we’re eliminating just enough of their enemies to make it worth their while. The ISI can then recruit from the other side and the circle goes round and round while the Pakistani elite rape the country’s wealth. Same as it ever was.

  49. 49.

    fuckwit

    October 13, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    @cathyx: I’m sorry, that’s wrong. Congress makes laws. Presidents do whatever is allowed or required by law. They’re the tail, not the dog. The warmaking powers of presidents in general needs to be reined in. A lot.

  50. 50.

    raven

    October 13, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    @NotMax: I saw John with his daughter at Red Rocks.

  51. 51.

    cathyx

    October 13, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    @fuckwit: I didn’t know that if it’s not illegal to do something, then it must be done. I guess that’s why we’re being spied on too.

  52. 52.

    Steeplejack

    October 13, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Rename “lachritini®” and I can get funding for this tomorrow—even on Columbus Day.

  53. 53.

    lamh36

    October 13, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Couple today’s stupid Tea Party “march” with that crap posted by Joe the Plumber the other day and the “non-racist” facade is really starting to fade from the GOP.

    Oh, and this from Robert Costas:

    @robertcostaNRO
    This is a big story; House conservatives tell me it’s a “game-changer,” gives Right new momentum ahead of this week…

    So a 300 person protest is a “game-changer”, but hundreds of thousands of furloughed employees and keeping millions from buying affordable health care wasn’t?

    GOP/Republicans/TeaParty are delusional.

  54. 54.

    becca

    October 13, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    A bit of leftover baked ham, greens in pot likker, brown rice hoppin John and corn bread. Passing on the pickled cabbage tonight.

    As to cabbage… I had a conversation with two women who swore eating cabbage after sunset results in certain death. Having done just that and survived, I did tell them that there were moments in the wee hours that made death preferable. So, in my case, they were half right, which satisfied everyone.

    Gotta check a pie in the oven. Apple.

  55. 55.

    aimai

    October 13, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    @PsiFighter37: That sounds delicious!

    I’m making an indian meal for some reason. Chicken with lemon and coriander, dal, rice with cumin and onions, punjabi greens and puri.

  56. 56.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    October 13, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    @brendancalling: Alexander Keith makes crappy beer. Mtl is fantastic. I’m up in Laval making dinner for the sprogs.

  57. 57.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    I realize that life is short, and I have children, and I should expend my time and energy and goodwill on things that really do truly matter in life, but….I just want my house to be clean so bad. Like, WHY WHY WHY are the crayons on the floor?! AGAIN?! Do your shoes really belong in the middle of the living room if they are not on your feet?! Can you just recycle all that friggin’ paper already?!

    I know that when I am old and they are grown and out of the house that I will somehow miss this. BUT RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THEIR FUCKING SOCKS IN THE HAMPER. I even keep a laundry hamper in the living room because everyone throws their damn socks everywhere!

  58. 58.

    brendancalling

    October 13, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    @polyorchnid octopunch: I used to enjoy the IPA (my baby-mama’s father introduced me to it) but it’s gotten really shitty. This Hallettauer Ale sucks.

    Last night I was at Dieu du Ciel, and it was beer heaven. I think I’m coming up in November, perhaps we should coordinate a visit?

  59. 59.

    raven

    October 13, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    @Suzanne: Bohdi has increased his sock obsession. He swipes them and leaves them all over the joint!

  60. 60.

    cathyx

    October 13, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Tell them that the next time you find socks on the floor, they can’t watch tv for the rest of the day.

  61. 61.

    raven

    October 13, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    @Suzanne:
    Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
    After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

  62. 62.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    @cathyx: But if they can’t watch TV, then I don’t get 20 minutes of blessed peace.

  63. 63.

    brendancalling

    October 13, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @WereBear: no idea what you’re responding to, but the “one on the right/one on the left” comment made me think of this Smothers Brothers classic

  64. 64.

    cathyx

    October 13, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @Suzanne: And they have to stay in their room.

  65. 65.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    @Steeplejack: Much better. And spelled right, too.

  66. 66.

    raven

    October 13, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    The Wanderers (1979) – ”Leave the kid alone!”

  67. 67.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    @cathyx: The real problem is that it’s Mr. Suzanne leaving his socks all over the place 4 times out of 5. I can’t make him stay in his room,

  68. 68.

    IowaOldLady

    October 13, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    @Suzanne: I know it’s not funny but I laughed. Throw your socks all over the floor and go do something else.

  69. 69.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    @Suzanne: When my children were a little older than yours, Santa left them a stain stick in their stockings. My ex got one also. I declared that I was no longer for the grass stains or whatever was on their clothes. They actually were okay with that…

  70. 70.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 13, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    @lamh36: So a small group of racists flying the confederate flag and telling President Obama to put down the Quran is game changing? I guess Repubs have decided that they cannot go down further in the polls so to hell with it.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42629_CNN_Video-_Confederate_Flag_Front_and_Center_at_the_White_House

  71. 71.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    October 13, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    @brendancalling: my son’s b-day is 13 November; I’ll be up on the nearest weekend.

  72. 72.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    OMG… So my new member of the family picked out the stuffed elephant and is killing it. I love this mutt.
    haha… Take that Boehner…

    also, you have to understand there are lots of stuffed toys for a dog to play with in my household along with balls and pulls toys.

  73. 73.

    gogol's wife

    October 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I think “So in Love” has five flats in the score.

  74. 74.

    brendancalling

    October 13, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    @polyorchnid octopunch: let’s keep in touch then. I’m not sure when my guy’s long weekend is, but it’s a great excuse to come back.

  75. 75.

    Yatsuno

    October 13, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    @gogol’s wife: D flat major or B flat minor isn’t too bad really.

  76. 76.

    realbtl

    October 13, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    @Yatsuno:
    It is if you’re playing dobro in an open G tuning- GBDGBD. The guitarist I accompany just slaps on a capo and says “This is in C# minor, OK”?

  77. 77.

    PaulW

    October 13, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Anyone else taking to calling this shutdown fiasco The Long October?

    I have to admit I’m surprised and a little disappointed that Lindsey Lohan is trending less favorable than this Congress. :(

  78. 78.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    holy crap… Brady was able to throw and a receiver was able to catch..

  79. 79.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    @efgoldman: nice, huh!

  80. 80.

    Wally Ballou

    October 13, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Congrats on the win, New Englanders. It should help mitigate the hurt when your baseball team goes down 0-2 tonight.

  81. 81.

    Steeplejack

    October 13, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    @JPL, @efgoldman:

    Yeah. Amazing. Just came upstairs from the football thread, where there was nobody.

    I really thought the Saints had them shut down.

  82. 82.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    @PaulW:

    There are more side-boob shots of congress.

  83. 83.

    mark

    October 13, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    @lamh36:

    its called the “Million Vet March” on Fox. I swear. The lies get more outrageous every day.

  84. 84.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    @Yatsuno:

    Completely O/T but just sent you friend request on FB. You may not recognize my real name but you can sort it out, I think.

  85. 85.

    Yatsuno

    October 13, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    @efgoldman: This is why there are second and third valves. WSU’s fight song is in A flat. Speaking of which, they got plastered. They literally gave up in the fourth quarter. It was awful.

    @SiubhanDuinne: Hmmsers. No haz yet. I could try finding you through JC or wifey.

  86. 86.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    @efgoldman: Actually sometimes that works.

  87. 87.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    @efgoldman:

    The only thing you’ll miss is if the grandkids are too far away to see often.

    Speaking of which, how’s the new grandkid? Will we ever get to see pictures? (Apologies if you already posted pix and I managed to miss them.)

  88. 88.

    PaulW

    October 13, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    #FireSchiano

  89. 89.

    Yatsuno

    October 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    @efgoldman: The checks, AFAIK, are piling up at the warehouse. It’s even worse than that though: the computer that issues levies and liens automatically is still up and running. And there is no one to negotiate any release with. So there are lots of folks getting their paychecks and bank accounts drained who have zero recourse. The worst part is once I’m back to work all those people will want that money back, and I get to tell them no. Fun. Stuff.

  90. 90.

    Jennifer

    October 13, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    @Suzanne: In the course of an argument with her (now ex-) husband, a friend of mine became incensed when he started complaining about how he didn’t have any clean socks, as if it was up to her (who also worked full-time) to see to it that his socks were clean. After he left the house, she gathered up every one of his socks and threw them in the trash.

    After that, we always referred to the incident as “The Legend of the Sock Woman.”

  91. 91.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    @efgoldman: I set up photobucket with a dummy email. Of course, I also showed pictures of my new mutt but unfortunately the link showed cars… Not quite sure how that happened but was able to fix it. (see comment 8 and 12)… Go to gmail and set up a dummy account and then go to photobucket.

  92. 92.

    PsiFighter37

    October 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    @Yatsuno: I wanted to give it a shot, mainly because of the Pixar film. I just don’t have a rat jerking my hair around to tell me what to do.

  93. 93.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Awwww. I love all that, especially that Cat Pat. Yes, figure our Tumblr or something, because I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one here who would like to monitor her growth.

  94. 94.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    @Jennifer: My ex was so anal with his socks that it was enough to have the same black ..gold toe sock together.. they had to washed the same amount of time.. He would be really upset if one black gold toe sock was older than another. Finally I said you have to help me match the socks. Of course, he was lost and confused. I told him to close his eyes and just feel the texture. Of course I never did that but it was fun to watch him. Now did I say he was an ex. haha

  95. 95.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    @Yatsuno: My initials are the same as one of those people, if that helps.

  96. 96.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    @Yatsuno:

    And we had similar reactions to latest photo.

  97. 97.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    @JPL: I’ve never asked you this before, but were you and I married to the same guy?

  98. 98.

    JPL

    October 13, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: haha.. they worked for the same company!

  99. 99.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    @Jennifer: That’s awesome.

    Mr. Suzanne is very much an equal partner—he works fewer hours than I do, and does more kid-schlepping and yard work and (cue angel choir) cleans the cat boxes. I just want my damn living room to not look like a hurricane in a Target.

    @efgoldman: DAWWWWWW. Babies are great like that. They know when you’re losing your shit, then they turn up the charm. Crafty little assholes.

    I found a video of Spawn the Younger when she was learning how to stand, gripping onto the couch for dear life, being licked and kissed and slobbered on over and over again by the dog. It was really hard to say who was cuter.

  100. 100.

    Steeplejack

    October 13, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    @Jennifer:

    I have never understood this. How can any guy in the last 30 years still expect that his woman is supposed to do his laundry? I am old, but I have always done my own, no matter how deeply enmeshed in a serious relationship. And laundry is dead easy: throw your clothes in the washer, add soap, push a few buttons. Move to dryer, fold (or not) when done.

    Jesus, dude. Pick your battles. Like cooking and vacuuming.

  101. 101.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    @JPL: LOL, that might explain the anal behaviour!

  102. 102.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    @Suzanne: OMG I would SO love to see that! Can you post it? PLEEEEEZE???

  103. 103.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I will post it this week and share. LOL. It’s pretty charming. Even my cold, dead heart thawed a little bit watching it.

  104. 104.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    @Yatsuno:

    The computer that issues levies and liens automatically is still up and running. And there is no one to negotiate any release with. So there are lots of folks getting their paychecks and bank accounts drained who have zero recourse.

    Yikes.

  105. 105.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 13, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    @Suzanne: I can’t wait! Thank you!!

  106. 106.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    October 13, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    @JPL: Your new baby has good taste.

    I wish someone would resurrect these. Alas, I no longer have mine.

  107. 107.

    Riley's enabler

    October 13, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    @Suzanne: Sing it, sista! I had mine + 2 friends + rainy day + stash of water balloons + freshly cut lawn.

    Wet socks, grass clippings, burst balloons and mayhem × a billion. Gah!

    But I also got a big hug right after bathtime…so all is forgiven.

  108. 108.

    Ahh says fywp

    October 13, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    @PsiFighter37: awesome menu, did u blanche the kale first?

  109. 109.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    October 13, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    @brendancalling: Sounds good. You can easily find my by googling my other nym, partialtomusic.

    It also happens to be my twitter handle.

    Cheers!

  110. 110.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    October 13, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    @efgoldman: I’ve played those keys a fair bit on the guit. Not death on a stick by a long shot.

  111. 111.

    brantl

    October 14, 2013 at 8:05 am

    Even when Nooners makes a tiny bit of sense, she still has to go around the twist.

  112. 112.

    Mart

    October 14, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    I want that lady’s meds.

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