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NFL & General Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 20, 20131:39 pm| 163 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Sports

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I’m watching the abysmal Bucs play the horrid Falcons. It is, in the theft-worthy words of Dolly Llama from yesterday’s college football thread, like watching “two mules fighting over a turnip.” But Go Bucs.

We are also monitoring Miami vs. Buffalo, where the Bills have a 14-point lead in the first quarter. Booo! The mister is a Buffalonian, so he’s happy with that development. I’m hoping Miami comes back and crushes the Bills like a rotten grape.

Please feel free to discuss football or whatever else.

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  1. 1.

    Mark S.

    October 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    You know who else was a Bills fan . . .

    That’s right, Tim Russert.

  2. 2.

    Comrade Jake

    October 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    For my friends in academia – this is pretty good. Many of you have probably seen it, but I just spotted it posted outside a colleague’s office in Barcelona UPC.

  3. 3.

    burnspbesq

    October 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Feels strange to care about what the Bills are doing, but Go Thad!

  4. 4.

    Ben

    October 20, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Go Bills! Squish the fish!

  5. 5.

    burnspbesq

    October 20, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    Galaxy need to finish the job today against SJ. Going into Seattle on the last night of the season needing a result to make the playoffs would not be good.

  6. 6.

    raven

    October 20, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    And there is another one of those coming up in jacksonville in 2 weeks.

  7. 7.

    JScott

    October 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Take some time to stop and remember the 1983 Beirut suicide bombing, 30 years ago today. Wikipedia Thank you.

  8. 8.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    Matthew Stafford is trying to get Megatron killed.

  9. 9.

    Jewish Steel

    October 20, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    Bears D. Lookin’ a little slow and old. Oh boy.

  10. 10.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Not really waiting for the Texans to play the late afternoon game at KC, but will root for former U of Houston stud QB Case Keenum to do well. Mildly defined as less than 8 sacks and 3 or fewer INTs with only one for a Pick 6.

  11. 11.

    JScott

    October 20, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Actually, the anniversary is Wednesday. I got ahead of myself. I knew one of the Marines, and I am… you know. Sorry.

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Matthew Stafford: “Hmmm, double coverage in the end zone? Don’t mind if I do!”

  13. 13.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    ‘Phins and Bucs score!

  14. 14.

    Irony Abounds

    October 20, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    Take it to them Bills!!!! And may the Jets beat the cursed Patriots.

  15. 15.

    CaseyL

    October 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Seahawks get a bye this week, which is a huge relief, since I seem to have the power to jinx them simply by making the wrong decision whether or not to wear Seahawk-colors mardi gras beads while watching the game :)

    (Last week, remember when the offense started to be able to move the ball and actually score? Yes? That was after I took the beads off. You’re welcome.)

  16. 16.

    Yatsuno

    October 20, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    @CaseyL: They played (and won) on Thursday, which if they’re going into the bye week with that much rest we might have our full offencive line back in place. This makes me haz a happy.

    Impromptu brekkie out and a shit ton of stuff to do.Have fun kidz.

  17. 17.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    DAL at PHI, what a barn burner.

  18. 18.

    Svensker

    October 20, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    @Irony Abounds:

    Take it to them Bills!!!! And may the Jets beat the cursed Patriots.

    Dang good players, the Pats, but why the hell do they have to do the classless shit — and never get called for it, either, of course.

    Smash the fish, cause maximize pain to the Pats. Thank you.

  19. 19.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    @JScott: How could Obama allow it?!?

  20. 20.

    Roxy

    October 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Fog vs Sun. Looks like the Sun is winning along the bay, Fog is winning along some parts of the coast.

  21. 21.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Did anyone see that one-handed TD catch by that Stanford receiver who was being bookended by two UCLA DBs yesterday? Awesome.

  22. 22.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Did anyone see that one-handed TD catch by that Stanford receiver who was being bookended by two UCLA DBs yesterday? Awesome.

  23. 23.

    Amir Khalid

    October 20, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Randinho! Whither have you gone, O Randinho?

  24. 24.

    CaseyL

    October 20, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    @Yatsuno: Oy. I meant Thursday. Honestly, this week, my brain has been taking time off without clearing it with me first.

    Have a happy brekkie. If you want to go out for Sunday Brunch sometime, let me know. I love Sunday Brunches.

    Hey! Hey! How about, next Seattle BJ meetup, maybe make a ‘Hawks gameday thing of it? Either at a sports bar, or at some brave person’s house. I’d be willing to host – I’ve got a 55″ TV – but can only fit maybe 5-6 people in my living room; more if they don’t mind sitting on the floor and getting cosy.

  25. 25.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Tigers lost last night. Red Wings blew a third period lead and lost last night.

    But the Gophers won their 55th game in a row so it’s all okay. And Ohio State beat North Dakota in one of the four games all year where I’ll root for them. Other than the Ivies, who just started play this weekend, Minnesota is the only unbeaten, untied team left in the country.

    Edit: And holy crap. Dartmouth is up on BC after a period.

  26. 26.

    Roxy

    October 20, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    Saw it on the news when I got home. Awesome. Love our Bay Area teams.

  27. 27.

    Schlemizel

    October 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Show of hands. How many of you are super exited to see the Giants Vikings game tonight! A combined 1-10 on the year. Its a must lose situation for Minnesota, the Vikings really need to lose tonight to stay in contention for the #1 draft pick.

  28. 28.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    @Schlemizel: You must be really excited about it since that game isn’t actually until tomorrow night.

  29. 29.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Betty, did hubby go to UB?

  30. 30.

    billgerat

    October 20, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @Yatsuno: Seahawks have their bye week on Nov. 24.

  31. 31.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Remarkable TD catch by Gibson of Miami. He rolls through mid-air over two DBs into the end zone. Almost sticks the landing.

  32. 32.

    zombie rotten mcdonald

    October 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    The Bears and the Lions (oh my!) are both losing at the half, so things are looking up.

    Myself, I am starting to feel kind of bad for the Vikings. Maybe they should bring Favre back. Again.

  33. 33.

    pzerzan

    October 20, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Remember when we were told the Tea Party hates big banks as much as they hate big government? Yeah, not so much-

    http://gawker.com/keep-it-classy-new-york-post-1448704051

  34. 34.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    @BGinCHI: No. He fled Buffalo while still in his teens. At this point, he’s lived in Florida longer. Still roots for the Bills and likes a good beef on weck, though.

  35. 35.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    @pzerzan: They like big donations for big grifting.

  36. 36.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    @Bob In Portland: Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I was worried about him as it unfolded as it looked like he was getting helicoptered, but all’s well that ends well.

  37. 37.

    opiejeanne

    October 20, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    @CaseyL: Oooh! I’m in.

    And I could host one too, if our kitchen ever gets finished. Cabinets have been sighted on the horizon and promised to arrive tomorrow sometime. Trying not to get my hopes up because they have put us off for the past 3 weeks after they were ALREADY a couple of weeks late. We might be done for Thanksgiving.

  38. 38.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Hard to blame him. I did 4 hard years there for my PhD.

    Good wings and weck, and overall a good food town. Also the drinking, it is serious.

  39. 39.

    West of the Cascades

    October 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    @burnspbesq: I was a very frustrated Timbers fan at the game against RSL last night … I think we’re hoping for a SJ win over the Galaxy, then a Galaxy win over the Sounders next week could mean that the team from the fishing village to the north might miss the playoffs. Seattle has looked atrocious during their 4-game losing streak, which makes people in Portland almost as happy as seeing the Timbers continue their 7-game unbeaten streak.

    Nick Rimando (RSL goalie) had three amazing saves, or we’d be in a better position to clinch the West — and five teams in the East are still fighting for the last three playoff spots. Great final couple of weekends as teams jockey for playoff position.

    Also — go Bills!

  40. 40.

    opiejeanne

    October 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    @Yatsuno: Seahawks are playing the Rams on Monday, the 28th.

  41. 41.

    West of the Cascades

    October 20, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    @Betty Cracker: But the big question: Duff’s, or Anchor Bar?

  42. 42.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    @BGinCHI: Yeah, the food is fantastic, as is the drinking, because why not? It’s not like you’re going anywhere. The mister’s parents are snowbirds who bring us delicacies such as Weber’s mustard and Sahlen’s hot dogs when they migrate south for the winter. I’ve learned to make an excellent weck by creating a corn starch-water slurry and using it to coat a plain Kaiser roll top with kosher salt and caraway seeds. It’s all good.

  43. 43.

    Ben

    October 20, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    @West of the Cascades:
    Duff’s if he knows good wings

  44. 44.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Like choosing between a Ferrari and a Lamborghini.

    Nine-Eleven Tavern and Metzger’s also really damn good.

  45. 45.

    West of the Cascades

    October 20, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    @Ben: yes, indeedy — I grew up about a mile from Duff’s (back when you could get a pitcher of Old Vienna for a dollar), and have only had Anchor Bar wings once … meh. But I’m definitely biased!

  46. 46.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I love your homemade weck kung fu. Very crafty.

    And you are right: you have to take indoor sports seriously there. Otherwise, madness. Or you drive to Toronto.

  47. 47.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    @JScott: Post it again. Imaginary Reagan retaliated and showed those guys also.

  48. 48.

    J

    October 20, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Awe-inspiringly bad Maureen Dowd column in today’s NYT.

  49. 49.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    @J: How has Obama failed to act like a man now? NOT clicking over there.

  50. 50.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    BC finally woke up with a five goal second period that still has 2:55 to go.

  51. 51.

    burnspbesq

    October 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    you have to take indoor sports seriously there.

    The Mistake on the Lake even takes box lacrosse seriously, which makes them the only Americans outside Haudenosaunee country to do so.

    Box is like sevens rugby: a bastardized version of the real game.

  52. 52.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    @JScott: Spent a week on a hospital ward with one of the survivors of the bombing. I will never forget his screams, or that the Great Raygun sold him out.

  53. 53.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    @burnspbesq: Played indoors?

    I regret never having gone curling when I lived in Canada. But I lived in Toronto so that’s my excuse.

  54. 54.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): Imaginary Reagan saved him though.

  55. 55.

    burnspbesq

    October 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    @West of the Cascades:

    Fortunately the Galaxy have already clinched their Champions League group, so it they need a result next week they can send an all-reserve and Academy group down to El Salvador on Wednesday.

  56. 56.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Box is like sevens rugby: a bastardized version of the real game.

    Or one day cricket.

  57. 57.

    billgerat

    October 20, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I’m loving the Jets beating up on the Pats.

  58. 58.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    @JPL: And MoDo still pines for him.

  59. 59.

    burnspbesq

    October 20, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Played six a side on a surface the size of a hockey rink, with a hockey-sized goal. Mostly indoors, but on some of the Haudenosaunee reservations you’ll find outdoor boxes that are used as practice facilities.

    Box is loosely organized mayhem. Not my cup of hot chocolate. My best attribute as a player was that I had wheels and could make shit happen in transition (I’m so old, I played when all midfielders played both offense and defense and there were no LSMs), and wheels aren’t very relevant in the confined spaces of box.

  60. 60.

    CaseyL

    October 20, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Opiejeanne –

    That would be great! Can you seat more than 6? If so, you might be stuck hosting, unless we opt for a sports bar. Sports bars tend to be really noisy, though; and FSM knows the BJ crowd ain’t exactly reticent.

    Next weekend I’m unavailable, and Thanksgiving weekend as well. But other than that, my schedule is pretty much open.

  61. 61.

    West of the Cascades

    October 20, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    @burnspbesq: good point – at least SJ doesn’t have to travel to Costa Rica for its game, but they’re in a position where they literally need to win three games in seven days (to extend a three-game winning streak) to make the MLS playoffs and stay alive in the CL.

  62. 62.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    @burnspbesq: Sounds indeed like a young man’s game, filled with pain. Like indoor soccer: hard on the knees, ankles, achilles.

  63. 63.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    @West of the Cascades: He’s kinda “meh” on wings in general. A Jafafa Hots “shit canoe” is more his speed.

    @J: I don’t understand why Dowd has a job, much less a Pulitzer. Her shtick was already tired when the Macarena was all the rage.

  64. 64.

    Amir Khalid

    October 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Off topic:

    In case you’re not outraged enough at Walmart, this story should warm your heart until your blood boils.

  65. 65.

    Schlemizel

    October 20, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):

    Oh, the excitement is just so much like Christmas that I am trying to hurry it along.

    Funny but this past week I read the first half of “Monday Night Mayhem” which is about how MNF came into being. One of the first issues they knew they would have to deal with is games that were not interesting. Roone Arledge understood he needed to create drama so he did that with lots of reaction shots and close ups of players. But his big idea was stolen from pro rasslin. He took the abrasive Howard Cosell and teamed him with the country boy Don Meredith. He knew people would tune in to cheer the hero and boo the villain even if the game was a snoozefest

  66. 66.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker: You fuck that chicken long enough you get a Pulitzer. Says a lot about that award. Unless you get taken hostage or there are bombs falling around you, there is no reason to get an award for sitting in your nice house in NoVa and typing shit anyone could think up.

  67. 67.

    Morbo

    October 20, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    @Corner Stone: It worked this time.

    ETA: Never mind, that was triple coverage.

  68. 68.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    WTF just happened in DET?
    Stafford threw a bomb to Calvin in the end zone with triple coverage and CJ comes down with it. Un-freakin-believable catch.
    And just a monumentally stupid decision on Stafford’s part.

  69. 69.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Are you kidding me? Throwing into quadruple coverage? And completing it?

  70. 70.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    There are 12 minutes on the clock still. Just an indefensible decision by Stafford.

  71. 71.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    @Corner Stone: Whether it was stupid depends upon whether anyone else was open. It was 3rd and 18 on the fringes of field goal range. At that point, if you can’t hit anyone else and are about to get sacked, there’s really no downside to just heaving it into the end zone.

  72. 72.

    scav

    October 20, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Yeah, there was a general enough heart-boiling that I saw somewhere they backed off and said he could work again. But Daddy Walmart owns you and your behavior, even when chewing on a sandwich in a parking lot.

  73. 73.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Disagree. Throw it away and live to decide your fate on the next play. With 12 minutes left, a pooch punt may have been the right answer, or an attempted FG if they chose.
    With triple coverage on him, and a defender underneath, the chances of an INT were pretty stout.
    Lots of bad opportunities there and not much likelihood of gain. Too much time left to pull that trigger.

  74. 74.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    October 20, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Holy shit! Go Bills.

  75. 75.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Goddamn it, Miami! How do you fumble that ball?!?! All we can hope for is the Return of Norwood now. Fuck!

  76. 76.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    @Corner Stone: I absolutely loathe punting from that deep in opponents’ territory. All statistical analysis says that that’s a really stupid decision; I think coaches would make more sensible decisions on punting if they thought of it as a turnover, which it is. So the alternatives after throwing it away are going for it on 4th and 18, trying a 57 yard field goal, or being an idiot and punting. None of those alternatives have a higher upside or expected value than just tossing it up and hoping the best receiver in the game can come down with it. I’m not saying that it’s a good option, just that none of the others are really any better.

    Stafford’s dumb play was the grounding earlier in the sequence. Once that happened the odds of a happy outcome to the possession went down dratically.

  77. 77.

    Dee Loralei

    October 20, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    @Betty Cracker: we lived in Buffalo in the early 70’s when my dad was at SUNY-B getting his PhD. I have a weck recipe, if you don’t mind making fresh bread. I can fish it out for you if you like.

  78. 78.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): His receiver broke the wrong route. He didn’t expect to complete that pass but he did think someone would be in the area.
    And a punt is *not* a turnover. Look what happens when QB’s make desperate throws and end up with in INT downfield. The DB’s wreak having with the OL trying to track them down, and the QB either takes a cheap shot or is the last resort to stop a big return.

  79. 79.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Buffalo wins. BOOOO!

    But the Bears just pulled ahead of the Washington Racial Slurs. YAY!

  80. 80.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    In any event, an actually tense situation forming in the CIN @ DET game. Would not have expected this much fun.

  81. 81.

    prufrock

    October 20, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    @JScott: I had two drill instructors who were blown up in that fiasco. Both survived, buy one had a scar that ran from his ear all the way down to his mouth. Hard core dudes both.

  82. 82.

    2liberal

    October 20, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Patriots get Gronk back and need to go to OT to down those pesky Jets. Go Pats !

  83. 83.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    The Jets put up 17 in the 3rd Q? What the hell?

  84. 84.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Aaaannnnddd….CIN wins! CIN wins! CIN wins!

  85. 85.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    @Dee Loralei: Thank you, but I don’t have much luck with baking bread, so I’m probably better off sticking to my Sandra Lee strategy with the Kaiser rolls.When you make it, do you roast the beef yourself or doctor up deli roast beef?

  86. 86.

    Schlemizel

    October 20, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    In that case the throw as as good as a punt. Had it been intercepted they turn the ball over just the same

  87. 87.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Looks like it’s going to be a Frank Gore day in Nashville.

  88. 88.

    West of the Cascades

    October 20, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Fish!! Squished!!!! (apologies for the coldness of that, but, damn, the Bills needed this sort of come-from-behind road win more than the Dolphins did).

  89. 89.

    James E. Powell

    October 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Patriots offense looking a lot like the Browns for the whole second half.

  90. 90.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    @Schlemizel: That’s an incorrect analysis, IMO.
    A punt is not a turnover, it is a set play with special personnel.

  91. 91.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    @Schlemizel: Yeah. One of the clearest things that serious analysis has shown is that possession is vastly more important than field position. Overall, football coaches, NFL and otherwise, are much too prone to willingly give the ball to the other team.

  92. 92.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Pffft. Oh well. I’m clearly an albatross for any team I root for — all my teams have lost so far this weekend (Gators, Bucs and Dolphins) and even teams I’m casually rooting for just because I hate their opponents (Bears vs Skins) start losing the second I express enthusiasm for their potential victory. I’ll just STFU about football now…

  93. 93.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    @James E. Powell: I think if the Browns hadn’t lost Brian “Steny” Hoyer they might actually have been interesting.

  94. 94.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    @Corner Stone: The numbers say you’re wrong. The value of a turnover isn’t the yardage you gain on a return; it’s the fact that you now have the ball and the other team doesn’t. A punt replicates the most important thing about a turnover and in terms of game consequences that’s what it is.

  95. 95.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Devin Hester just threw the best pass of the Bears’ season.

    Fucking crazy.

  96. 96.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I’ll just STFU about football now…

    Not until you give a full throated endorsement of KC winning today…
    Please.

  97. 97.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    October 20, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    15 yard bullshit penalty against the Pats. lol…. Sucks for them.

  98. 98.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): Links please.

  99. 99.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    @Old Dan and Little Ann: Yup.. The kid pushed his own player…

    also, too… that really sucks

  100. 100.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    @Corner Stone: They’re playing Houston? Okay, then: Go Chiefs!

    (Kiss of Death delivered.)

  101. 101.

    James E. Powell

    October 20, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    That call against the Pats was truly a shit call. I’d be checking the finances of the ref who threw that one.

    He just handed the game to the Jets.

  102. 102.

    BGinCHI

    October 20, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    @James E. Powell: Karma is real.

  103. 103.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Also, to tee it up for Cole’s Stillers: Go Ravens!

  104. 104.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Damn! That ball hit him in both hands.

  105. 105.

    2liberal

    October 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    pats lose on a very ticky tack type penalty. it looked to me like Jones was doing a stunt rather than pushing his own player from behind.

  106. 106.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Oh, man. We have Eddie “Guns” Hochuli for our Ref today at KC.

  107. 107.

    Another Holocene Human

    October 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    ruemara, if you’re still online {{{ruemara}}}

    I always look forward to your comments here and I’m horrified to hear you’re feeling so hopeless and depressed (believe me: been there, done that)

    fuck all those assholes that won’t give you a job, anyway. You’re better than that.

    if you need a sympathetic ear I could send you my cell # via burner email
    or send me a mailing addy & I could send you a care package of sorts
    dead thread floggers gotta stick together

  108. 108.

    Marduk

    October 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Holy crap looks like a ref had money on the Jets today.

  109. 109.

    gelfling545

    October 20, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    Listening to the regular Sunday classical programs on WNED, our 24/7 classical station. They announced the Bills had won. I have never heard them do such a thing before. I guess folks are really pleased.

  110. 110.

    Ronnie Pudding

    October 20, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    I thought it was stupid that the Jets were even trying a 56-yarder in OT.

  111. 111.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I’m not sure Ed Reed really wants to play football anymore.

  112. 112.

    SFAW

    October 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    @James E. Powell:

    That call against the Pats was truly a shit call. I’d be checking the finances of the ref who threw that one.

    Good point. From what I understand, from the transcript of the double-tippy-top-super-duper-secret rules change meeting between seasons, Woody Johnson was really pushing for the rule change, because “I’m gonna pay off a ref to throw the second Jets-Pats game next season in our direction, have him call a penalty in OT on some guy named Johnson or Jones, give us a Mulligan on a FG attempt.” Looks like he made it happen.

    Next up: the “Tuck” Rule.

  113. 113.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    @Corner Stone: One of the best places to go for this is Football Outsiders but there search engine seems to be down at the moment so I’m having trouble finding any of their research specifically on the question of going for it.

    But really, this goes back to the first serious attempt at outside statistical analysis of football, John Thorn and Pete Palmer’s book The Hidden Game of Football. Some other alternatives:

    A New Study on 4th Downs or the longer version of the same thing The 4th Down Study – Part 1.

    David Romer (Christine Romer’s husband) did an extensive study in 2003.

    When you start looking at the numbers this is something that just leaps out at you. NFL teams should go for it on 4th down far more often than they do.

  114. 114.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    @Corner Stone: I have a reply with links, but it’s in moderation because I included too many of them. For starters, here’s just one.

  115. 115.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    I have yet to understand the marketing campaign behind the Mac&Cheese “Eat Like That Guy You Know”.
    I actually don’t want to have anything to do with those guys I am somehow supposed to know. They sound like they all vote Republican.

  116. 116.

    Dee Loralei

    October 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Oddly enough, I don’t ever remember beef and weck.I was 11 when we moved. But I did remember the rolls. So I just make them as a dinner roll like when we have stew or soup. Isn’t a beef and weck basically a french dip that’s already been dipped? How do you do yours?

  117. 117.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): I’ll take a look at those, thanks. However, I would like to point out the play we discussed was 3rd down. Maintaining possession seems to have been the most valuable option according to your analysis, and that was a low level probability to do so. Negating one entire down of their possession if they committed a TO.

  118. 118.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    TD! TD! TD Texans!

  119. 119.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Yes, I have to really push this now that Foster is out with a bad hammie.

  120. 120.

    PsiFighter37

    October 20, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    J-E-T-S

    Nothing makes my heart warm up like seeing sad-face Tom Brady walk off the football field.

  121. 121.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    @Corner Stone: In general, yes. And of the alternatives if Stafford throws it away, going for it is probably the best. But given that it would have been 4th and 18, even that’s iffy. I could see an argument for throwing it away and going for it but I don’t think what he did would end up being much less productive than that. If they had been 15 yards closer, the field goal probably would have been a better option, but not from 57 yards.

    I think the harshest thing I could say about that pass was that it was suboptimal but not to the point of being really stupid. Sometimes you’re better off just letting That Guy try to make a play.

  122. 122.

    Botsplainer

    October 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Reason #7865 on why Mestizos hate pure blood Cubanos – par for the course, Rubio is a craven little prick.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/20/rubio-house-republicans-deserve-to-dictate-immigration-reform-after-government-shutdown/

    “Again, I think the House deserves the time and space to have its own ideas on how they want to move forward on this, let’s see what they come up with. It could very well be much better than what than the Senate has done so far.”

  123. 123.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    @Corner Stone: And here is the Football Outsiders page on some of their most basic findings, though none of them address this question directly, though some of them obviously have implications for the decision.

  124. 124.

    Betty Cracker

    October 20, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    @Dee Loralei: You’re right: It is sort of like a French dip. I’ve done a roast myself for the purpose, but most of the time I’ll get thinly sliced rare roast beef from the deli and toss it in pan of heated au jus and let people build their own sandwiches with the beef, weck rolls and horseradish. You can throw the beef and au jus in a crockpot on low too — the trick is not to cook it, just to heat it up slightly and let folks drip the au jus all over the roll. Mmmmm!

  125. 125.

    PsiFighter37

    October 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Doing a light dinner tonight, since a lot of people are not around…cacio e pepe and braised swiss chard with pesto. Couple of new recipes, but relatively simple.

  126. 126.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN): I actually agree to some extent that NFL coaches (and probably a big percentage of NCAAF coaches) play it too conservatively on 4th down. Most likely, IMO, due to harsh criticism from sports radio and callers-in.
    I wish more would actually make the tougher call, mainly because I’m not being paid to coach their team and I think it makes more sense in isolated incidents where they decline to do so.
    However, I do believe field position is an important factor (probably more important than bare number crunching reveals but I haven’t read the links yet), and combined with game clock, some defensive plays make more sense than the straight numbers analysis.

  127. 127.

    Botsplainer

    October 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):

    When you start looking at the numbers this is something that just leaps out at you. NFL teams should go for it on 4th down far more often than they do.

    Were I a coach, my team would always go for a first down anytime we were past our own 45. Stats-wise, it makes sense. I’d even consider it from the 35, depending on how well players ere performing.

  128. 128.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Andre Johnson lost his top gear a few years ago. Still a great route runner.

  129. 129.

    Botsplainer

    October 20, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I keep thinking about deep punts and touchback to the 25. I’ve seen soooo many pointless punts, particularly in the 3rd quarter by teams that are down 2 touchdowns.

  130. 130.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    How do you not call defensive PI on that?

    And, an example of the pooch punt as opposed to trying an FG or going for it and sacrificing field position.

  131. 131.

    opiejeanne

    October 20, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    @CaseyL: Oh, no. I just realized the tv you could actually see from the new dining room is too small unless you’re sitting at the counter, and that only seats 5. Oh well, foo.

  132. 132.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    I think we should bench Ed Reed. Just pathetic attempts.

  133. 133.

    Pogonip

    October 20, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    @JScott: That’s OK. I know a guy who switched to Army (to become a Green Beret), shipped out of Beirut the day before the bombing, and has been haunted by survivor’s guilt ever since. My condolences on your loss.

  134. 134.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    October 20, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    @Corner Stone: Field position is important, though not as much as possession. One of the key bits, though, is that each yard on the field doesn’t have the same value. Where you are in the field plays a big role in figuring out whether kicking the ball is a good call. Some of the early work done (which to some extent includes Romer’s) basically concluded that punting is never the right call. And that mostly highlights that analysis is never done and further refinements (much like has happened with sacrifice bunts in baseball) have shown that the question is more nuanced than that.

    In a different sport, there’s a huge experiment being conducted in the NHL this year. All (and I mean all) of the advanced analytical systems for hockey say that the Toronto Maple Leafs are not a good team. Yet they made it to the playoffs last year and are off to a good start this year. So the question is whether they can sustain that success and, if they do sustain it long enough to suggest that it isn’t a fluke, what changes will need to be made. Having watched them some I think that there has to be at least something of a fluke element to it; that game last week when they beat the Wild 4-1 despite being outshot 37-14 screams of luck. That said, I also suspect that shots on goal aren’t really as good a proxy for puck possession as the publicly available systems model it as.

  135. 135.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I have yet to understand the marketing campaign behind the Mac&Cheese “Eat Like That Guy You Know”.

    I don’t get it either. I guess they were trying for a version of the “Real Men of Genius” beer ads? Even if it’s supposed to be ironic or something, it seems like the whole premise is their product is something best enjoyed by losers and dipshits.

  136. 136.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    WTF was that?

  137. 137.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    I didn’t know Bum Phillips passed away. Is Jerry Glanville still alive?

  138. 138.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 20, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @James E. Powell: What’s the rationale behind that being a penalty in the first place? Shouldn’t the league want to encourage blocked kicks, because they’re exciting?

  139. 139.

    Bob In Portland

    October 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Also, Glenn Greenwald’s new sugar daddy is from the same people who brought us Meg Whitman?

  140. 140.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Of course, the defensive battle of using field position is predicated on your defense actually being able to stop a 97 yard drive.

  141. 141.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    Just go into the clubhouse Texans. Just kneel down. Please.

  142. 142.

    Botsplainer

    October 20, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Of course, the defensive battle of using field position is predicated on your defense actually being able to stop a 97 yard drive.

    Someone is bitter.

  143. 143.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    I’ve never understood why any team would invest money in Sam Bradford. The guy had like 17 knee injuries before he left college.

  144. 144.

    patrick II

    October 20, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    The really sad thing is that the Rams picked him twice. Once out of college and again when they chose him over RGIII — since Shanahan, desperate for a quarterback, was willing to give about the same deal for either.

  145. 145.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    Lame, lame, lame personal foul call on the Texans.

  146. 146.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    Cush!!

  147. 147.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    @Corner Stone: As a Patriot fan, I feel your pain. Did he push his own teammate?

  148. 148.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    No offense to Cole, but I really wish that I had a choice of watching the Steelers and anyone else..

  149. 149.

    CaseyL

    October 20, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    @opiejeanne: Ball passes back to me, then :)

  150. 150.

    SFAW

    October 20, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    @JPL:

    Did he push his own teammate?

    Yes. New rule for this season, apparently.

  151. 151.

    Corner Stone

    October 20, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Betty, my love. Your poison pen worked against the Hated Ravens. But, unfortunately, the Texans O-Line decided to not bother blocking the KC DL pass rushers on the three most crucial plays of the game.
    And if I were JJ Watt, I would pick Jamaal Charles up by his fucking jock strap and DDT that motherfucker right into the fucking turf.

  152. 152.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 20, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    @SFAW: Unless I’m missing something, that is one asinine rule. What’s the thinking behind it?

  153. 153.

    SFAW

    October 20, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    What’s the thinking behind it?

    They wanted to give the Juicers something to bitch about?

    I have no idea. If I had to guess, it’s probably something along the lines of each player is “responsible” (or whatever) for his own play/performance, and can’t hook up with another player to enhance his own, or his teammate’s, play. Don’t they forbid kick-blockers from climbing on a teammate’s back? I seem to remember something like that.

    But, as the saying goes – I am not a referee, nor do I play one on TV (nor in Balloon Juice).

  154. 154.

    2liberal

    October 20, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    @SFAW:

    Yes. New rule for this season, apparently.

    the rule is supposed to be that the pushing player can’t start off at the second level – behind the defensive line. The player who got flagged actually started off at the LOS so bellichick argued it was a completely bad call.

  155. 155.

    Joel

    October 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Not too broken up about the Patriots losing today. It is odd to see them get tuck ruled after all these years.

  156. 156.

    JPL

    October 20, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    @SFAW: He didn’t touch him with his hands, it was with his body or torso to be more exact. Go to any football game and during a field goal attempt, watch how many times it doesn’t happen.

  157. 157.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 20, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    @SFAW: @JPL: I don’t understand why you can’t try to block a kick by jumping on someone’s back, either. If it’s not a penalty to launch yourself into a scrum to propel the ballcarrier either forward or backward, this has no business being a penalty either.

  158. 158.

    SFAW

    October 20, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    @JPL:

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but: didn’t see the Jones-eye-view vid, only the one from the Jets-side of scrimmage, so … don’t care that much. Belichick could have had it reviewed, I expect, if he felt that strongly about it. Or is there no review in OT?

    WAS there a Jones-eye-view vid of the play?

    And, by the way, I just watched the Jets-side vid: Jones’s right hand CLEARLY moves into position and pushes – who, Svitek? – on the play. So, if the hand is the key body part which determines whether it’s a penalty, then looks like the call was valid.

  159. 159.

    SFAW

    October 20, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I don’t understand why you can’t try to block a kick by jumping on someone’s back, either.

    No idea. Lacrosse is/was my game, I just watch football for grins – or when the Jets are playing, in case I’m feeling not-bald-enough. Kinda like watching the Mets – more penance than 1000 Ave Marias and 1000 Paternosters.

    ETA: Of course, rooting for the Mets is a venal, not mortal, sin.

  160. 160.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    October 20, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    WTF just happened in DET?
    Stafford threw a bomb to Calvin in the end zone with triple coverage and CJ comes down with it. Un-freakin-believable catch.
    And just a monumentally stupid decision on Stafford’s part.

    When you’ve got the best WR in the league, a guy who’s 6’5″ and has a great vertical leap, it’s something that should happen more often. Lions’ fans, local sports talk hosts and Lions-beat writers have been saying it for a few years now. I agree with ’em.

  161. 161.

    zombie rotten mcdonald

    October 20, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):

    what happened is that Detroit is finding its true level, as is Chicago.

  162. 162.

    Corner Stone

    October 21, 2013 at 9:07 am

    @Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):

    Lions’ fans, local sports talk hosts and Lions-beat writers have been saying it for a few years now. I agree with ‘em.

    They’ve been saying Stafford should repeatedly throw the ball into triple coverage?
    Well ok then.

  163. 163.

    smedley the uncertain

    October 21, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    And the Bills squish the fish…

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