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by DougJ|  October 30, 20135:25 pm| 11 Comments

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You got a cute way of talking.

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  1. 1.

    lamh36

    October 30, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    ya know what, I haven’t been trick or treatin’ in decades, even when I did, I was never one for TP-ing someone’s house, but ya know what I hope they use rolls and rolls of TP for this BS.

    Woman says she’s giving fat trick-or-treaters a letter, not candy
    http://t.now.msn.com/overweight-trick-or-treaters-getting-a-letter-from-north-dakota-woman

  2. 2.

    eemom

    October 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    That’s not Lou Reed, is it?

  3. 3.

    Betty Cracker

    October 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Whoops, I squashed your thread. I SWAYER I didn’t see it! Oh well, serves you right for giving me that foul falsetto earworm. Bastid!

  4. 4.

    Librarian

    October 30, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Ah, Leo Sayer. That song reminds me of when I was in high school in the late 70s. Yuck.

  5. 5.

    Trollhattan

    October 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    @lamh36:
    I vote they skip the TP and commence with poo-flinging.

  6. 6.

    Trollhattan

    October 30, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    @eemom:

    Bet Lou’s voice was already lower than that when he was five.

  7. 7.

    khead

    October 30, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    I dunno man. That one seems right up there with “You gotta purdy mouth”

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    YellowJournalism

    October 30, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    @lamh36: I’m sorry. What credentials did she say she has in order to judge whether or not a child is “moderately” obese? I don’t think they award them for being an uptight busybody. I would love to see the letter from a parent who writes her back.

    Besides, if she’s so concerned about children’s health, why not hand out healthy treats? She could even include a note saying she wants to promote healthy eating habits.

  9. 9.

    Redshirt

    October 30, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    We needs a WS thread. Or is this it?

  10. 10.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 30, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    @lamh36: Can women be dicks? I think this woman is a dick.

  11. 11.

    tybee

    October 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    You got a cute way of talking.

    you sure do got a pretty mouf

    ETA: damn. beaten to it by khead.

    and for the two most disturbing things about Deliverance:
    they used real georgians.
    the movie is shown as a documentary in georgia schools.

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