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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / And Now For Something Completely Different

And Now For Something Completely Different

by John Cole|  November 4, 20135:50 pm| 63 Comments

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My mother stayed at an Econolodge on her way to see my sister in Connecticut, and they had rubber ducks on the counter for you to take with you and to take a picture with it somewhere and post it to their facebook page and potentially win a gift certificate or free night’s stay. And so, here is my brother’s Wire-Haired Pointing Griffon (gundogs used in among other things, duck hunting) with a rubber duck balanced on his nose:

boghanduck

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I bet I have looked at these pictures 20 times today and laughed every time. You really have to know Boghan’s personality to know why this is so funny.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    November 4, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Raven used to sit still while I put a milkbone on his nose. When I’d take my hand away he’d jerk his head and catch it on the fly!
    He also did these cool flips for a cookie, it got the point that he’d do it even if you didn’t offer one to him. He’d just flip and hope!

  2. 2.

    suntzu

    November 4, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    But, but where’s the next picture?

  3. 3.

    BGinCHI

    November 4, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    Dog humiliation for a free stay at an Econolodge?

    We may have a war crime on our hands here, people.

  4. 4.

    Ash Can

    November 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    What a good doggie!

  5. 5.

    burnspbesq

    November 4, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    I enjoyed reading this.

    justice.gov/usao/nys/pressreleases/November13/DaugerdasGuiltyVerdict.php

  6. 6.

    ruemara

    November 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I put my last kitty on the plane this morning. Then they called me back to say they overbooked and he has to sit in his cage for 3 more hours, then 7 more hours for his flight to NYC. This doggie better get a treat if he wins them an econolodge gift cert. Pets who put up with their humans deserve a lot of treats.

  7. 7.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 4, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    My Duck in a Box video is going to win, John.

  8. 8.

    Yatsuno

    November 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Is gundogs a breeding category now? I tend to prefer the more pedestrian hunting dog, but not everyone hunts with guns. I mean, isn’t that ubermale Paul Ryan a bowhunter?

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Isn’t Boghan the one who had all that great cocked-ear action going on when he was a puppy?

    Cute dog. I get the irony of a Griffon being a duck-hunting dog balancing a rubber ducky on its nose.

    There is a woman in Atlanta who owns a Lab. Dog never retrieves anything: tennis ball, stick, frisbee, all “Meh whatevs” in dog talk. She calls him her “Labrador Observer.”

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    @burnspbesq: Awesome.

  11. 11.

    Kay (not the front-pager)

    November 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    I’m glad dogs don’t have live ammunition in their eyes. If they did, someone would be dead after that second picture.

  12. 12.

    shelly

    November 4, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Damn, do those ducks glow in the dark?

    Would make some fun bath-time

  13. 13.

    Yatsuno

    November 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: My Lab Kasha didn’t get the concept of fetch. She would go and get the ball and bring it back ONCE. If you threw it again she’d look at you funny, cause she got that thing for you,why did you throw it again? She was a good goggie.

  14. 14.

    KG

    November 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @raven: my sister has a corgi, she is an “office dog” at the family business. Harley (the dog) learned very early on that if she picked up a loose paper clip or whatnot she would get a treat for bringing it to my mom. I’ve seen that dog walk around the office looking for scraps of paper then running to my mom and doing that throat clearing pseudo-growl to get a treat. It’s pretty amazing, actually

  15. 15.

    Violet

    November 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I think that’s the other dog John’s brother has–isn’t it a small dog and a rescue?

  16. 16.

    Redshirt

    November 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    That’s clearly another person in the other art. Lesson to learn: Who cares if you’re sweating. It means nothing.

  17. 17.

    Jebediah, RBG

    November 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    @Yatsuno:
    Daisy did likewise except for the give it back part. You would throw the ball, she would run and grab it, and then proudly parade around with the ball – she had won the game, which was now over.

  18. 18.

    Josie

    November 4, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    @Yatsuno:
    Duncan the corgi loves to “fetch” as many times as I am willing to throw. He is, however, really unwilling to “release.”
    For him, fetching is just a prelude to tug of war, and I have to be super determined to get the object back in order to throw it again. Those little short legs hold a lot of power.

  19. 19.

    Eric U.

    November 4, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    my dog would go get the ball and then bring it back so he could fight for it. He got over that, now I tell him I don’t want it and he drops it for another round. But usually after the second throw he just keeps the ball and tries to chew it to pieces.

    @Josie: funny, that’s what our dog likes best, tug of war.

  20. 20.

    Violet

    November 4, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    @raven: I trained the dogs I had as a kid to sit with a milkbone on their noses until I told them they could have it. They were so good! They’d sit there for quite some time waiting for the signal.

  21. 21.

    ? Martin

    November 4, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    @Josie: Our corgi is the same way. It took a good year for him to be willing to reliably ‘give’ the ball after a fetch. His preference is large balls like soccer and basketballs – he’ll chase them around the yard until he corners it enough to be able to puncture and eat it.

  22. 22.

    Rosalita

    November 4, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Devon lives here in CT? or another sister? you’ve probably told us, but getting older sucks…

  23. 23.

    Mnemosyne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    @ruemara:

    Aww, poor guy! Make sure the person who’s picking him up on the other end knows to text you a picture so you know he arrived safely.

  24. 24.

    MomSense

    November 4, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    @Yatsuno:

    I have a lab like that. He would go get it and keep it! He’s a Labrador Receiver!

  25. 25.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    @Yatsuno: It’s like she totally got the concept that insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.

  26. 26.

    Yatsuno

    November 4, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    @Josie: Corgis are cattle dogs by origin. That makes them actually tough little dynamos that Lizzie happens to think are cute. But it’s why Pembrokes don’t have tails.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    @Violet: I can’t remember all the names and breeds (or lack thereof). Thought it was Boghan but I could very well be wrong.

  28. 28.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    @Rosalita:

    I think the CT sister is Anne.

    Could be very wrong.

    Wouldn’t be the first time

  29. 29.

    raven

    November 4, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    @KG: Corgi’s are soooo cool! Watch this one fall down the stairs!

  30. 30.

    ranchandsyrup

    November 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I like my gundogs to be of a certain caliber.

    I’ll show myself out and apologize to Mike Myers and Dr. Evil.

  31. 31.

    Violet

    November 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    OT–I’m trying to decide what health insurance plan to get. Boy is it a challenge given the changes due to the ACA. And NO ONE can answer my questions. FUCK all the idiot Republicans who think you can be a “educated consumer” and figure out all this complex medical crap. No one can tell me even something simple, like does the pharm out of pocket maximum count toward the annual out of pocket maximum. I’ve received two different answers to that question so far–one yes, one no. So which is it? Do co-pays count towards it? Same answers–completely opposite answers from different people. The “out-of-pocket maximum” seems in no way to be a hard maximum. There’s really no way to figure out what you might have to spend.

  32. 32.

    raven

    November 4, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    @Violet: Yes!

  33. 33.

    kc

    November 4, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    What a good boy . . .

  34. 34.

    Baud

    November 4, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    @Violet:

    I think the out-of-pocket maximum is one of the items that was delayed for a year. That might be why you’re getting two different answers.

  35. 35.

    gogol's wife

    November 4, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Every time I look at it I think for a second that he has a fried egg on his nose.

  36. 36.

    kc

    November 4, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    @ruemara:

    Are you moving to NY?

  37. 37.

    ? Martin

    November 4, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    @raven: This is why we don’t have our corgi go upstairs. Short legs and long body means he gets high centered on pretty much everything, and doesn’t then have the legs to get out of trouble.

  38. 38.

    Seth

    November 4, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    Best post ever.

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    I like my gundogs to be of a certain caliber.

    Did, what you, saw, I did.

  40. 40.

    MomSense

    November 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @Violet:

    Spandan C did a detailed post about the options at thepeoplesview.net a week or two ago. He works for an insurance company and is really good about answering questions in the comments. Also, too Richard Mayhew. Perhaps you could email him?

  41. 41.

    raven

    November 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @? Martin: Up the down staircase.

  42. 42.

    Yatsuno

    November 4, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    @gogol’s wife: A fried egg would not last long enough for Seth to get a picture no matter how well-trained the dog. Not even if it’s fake.

    @SiubhanDuinne: Smaht puppeh, she was.

  43. 43.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    Glad I’m not the only one!

  44. 44.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    I know many of us (likely including me!) have posted this, and everyone has seen it a zillion times, but I don’t care. It just works with this thread.

  45. 45.

    Josie

    November 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I’m not sure how many times I’ve seen that video, but I still laugh every single time.

  46. 46.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    @Yatsuno: Do you have any pictures of her?

    If yes, would you please post same?

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    November 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    Was a dog at a summer camp used to work at who loved playing fetch.

    However, before fully grown she was neither fast nor skilled enough to get to the ball/Frisbee/stick before other dogs who were also around. So she came up with a workaround, namely to only fetch something which the other dogs had no interest in.

    That something? Rocks.

    Forever after, when she decided it was time to play she would trot up to you and gently deposit what she had determined was a good fetching stone on top of your shoe.

  48. 48.

    MattR

    November 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    The dog who couldn’t catch

    It’s truly adorable watching her reaction to the cheerio that landed on her head.

  49. 49.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    @Josie:

    The maple kind, yeah?

  50. 50.

    kc

    November 4, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    @NotMax:

    What a sweet story . . .

  51. 51.

    burnspbesq

    November 4, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    NPR screwed up its reporting on the SAC Capital plea agreement, big time. Hard to tell whether it’s error or fuckery.

  52. 52.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Marketplace or ATC?

  53. 53.

    Svensker

    November 4, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    @MattR:

    Awwwwwww. LOL.

  54. 54.

    Josie

    November 4, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yeah? Yeah?

  55. 55.

    burnspbesq

    November 4, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    ATC. Got the amount of the fines and restitution wrong by a third (its 1.8, not 1.2) and understated the newsworthiness of a corporate defendant actually getting nailed (historically in white-collar cases the individuals get nailed and the organization skates).

    Just once, I’d like to see NPR empty both barrels at the demographic of its contributors.

  56. 56.

    Cliff in NH

    November 4, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    I got the duck too:
    flickr.com/photos/64725711@N07/7487717772/

    just not on the nose:
    flickr.com/photos/64725711@N07/7487737470/in/photostream/

  57. 57.

    Elizabelle

    November 4, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    I stayed at an Econolodge in Beckley, WV recently, and they were wonderful.

    Owners had pics of rescue dogs available to good homes in the lobby, and hotel was dog friendly.

    Made me wish I was traipsing through Beckley again soon.

    Lovely folks running a clean and safe hotel.

  58. 58.

    AdamK

    November 4, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    @gogol’s wife: I thought it was a fried egg too. They should try the same trick with a fried egg.

  59. 59.

    Violet

    November 4, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    @Baud: I think it varies by plan, but the problem is, the people who are supposed to know the answers don’t seem to know. It’s so difficult to find out.

  60. 60.

    Violet

    November 4, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    @MomSense: Thanks for the tip. I wasn’t familiar with him or that website. I’ll check it out. As I said above, I think the particulars vary by plan. It should be fairly easy to figure out what the plan says and does, but it isn’t. The insurance companies don’t have an incentive to help you–they just want your money–so they don’t go out of their way to explain the intricacies.

    One thing I’ve figured out is that the out-of-pocket maximum is NOT a maximum. Other things can still cost you money.

  61. 61.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Just once, I’d like to see NPR empty both barrels at the demographic of its contributors.

    Well, don’t hold your breath. You might turn blue.

  62. 62.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 4, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    @Josie:

    OwOOOOOOOH, NO!

  63. 63.

    Yatsuno

    November 4, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    @burnspbesq: Interesting. I wonder why we got news about the Bulger trial and not this today. Maybe they just limited that to the CI news part or something.

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