Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

I also would like a pony to improve my balloon juice experience.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Democrats are back in array!

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

If marriage is the equivalent of selling yourself into slavery, women with self respect should reject the offer.

It could be worse. Vance could have said “post-menopausal sows.” Waiting for that audiotape to surface.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

Please don’t feed the bears.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Let’s finish the job.

Consistently wrong since 2002

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  4. 4.

    Elizabelle

    I like the idea of Daft Punk, but “Get Lucky” is the lamest song I’ve heard in ages.

    Bring on Lady Gaga talking about [Jeff] Koons.

    Settling in for the CBS Lara Logan apology tour. It’s what’s for dinner.

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    Wag

    Well that had a certain homoerotic militaristic ring to it. A group of fit men singing about getting lucky to an audience made up solely of older overweight men in uniform…

    I can’t wait to see their cover of this.

    The girls they love to see you shoot.

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    catclub

    Did anyone else see the NYT Editorial on Bicycling deaths? Something along the lines of “Why is it legal to kill bicyclists?”

    Only problem: Riding is likely going up and fatalities are generally down or steady. Sounds like a white person problem.
    And an anecdata problem.

    Plus the solution the writer gives: “I ‘m staying inside and just riding a trainer.”

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    PurpleGirl

    I could really identify with Staying Up All Night to Get Data. Even though I didn’t get to that point in my own science studies, when I was dating this research assistant I’d go his lab to pick him up for dinner only to have him ask if we could wait or go out another evening because the particle accelerator was giving data and he wanted to take one more set (becoming two or three more sets) before closing down for the night. Yeah, I spent a lot of late nights in his lab with him.

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    Uncle Cosmo

    Anyone here beside me aware of the classic concerts of the Leningrad Cowboys (actually a Finnish rock band) with the Red Army Chorus? Worth the price of admission (since they’re free on the net). Try this one. Then google up the Total Balalaika Concert for about 1 hr 48 min of similar…

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    Uncle Cosmo

    @yam: I was flipping the coin between “Sweet Home Alabama” & “Gimme All Your Lovin'” & settled on the latter because of the instrumental jokes slipped into the chorus (the opening bars of the Soviet national anthem followed by Handel’s Messiah) & the half-Cossack half-country-bumpkin dancers in the background. Yee-hawski!

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