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You are here: Home / Gun Issues / Gun nuts / Hindsight is a Bitch

Hindsight is a Bitch

by John Cole|  November 19, 20133:48 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts, Assholes, Sociopaths

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At least one person in Florida has the good common sense to demand that George Zimmerman wallow though his shitty existence without having a bunch of guns to make his dick feel bigger:

At a bond hearing on Tuesday, prosecutors in Seminole County alleged that former neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman had choked his girlfriend just days before she called 911 to say he was threatening her with a shotgun.

Zimmerman had been arrested on felony domestic violence and misdemeanor battery charges on Monday after Samantha Scheibe told authorities that he pointed a shotgun at her and pushed her out of the house.

The judge ordered on Tuesday that Zimmerman could be released on $9,000 bond. He was also barred from possessing guns or from coming within 1,500 feet of Scheibe. Zimmerman will have to wear a GPS tracking device until his next court date on Jan. 7.

At the hearing, the prosecution told the judge that the victim was “in fear for her safety.”

“The victim had indicated that there was a prior domestic violence incident that had occurred approximately a week and half ago that involved a choking that she did not report to the police,” the prosecutor said. “He has also has mentioned suicide in the recent past.”

At least two other women, a former wife and a former girlfriend, have also accused Zimmerman of domestic violence in the past. He was acquitted of murder earlier this year after he admitted to killing 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.

I’d have thought the previous domestic violence issues would have kept him from owning a gun, but considering he killed a kid and got his guns back, what the hell do I know? I guess he’ll just have to rely on his giant vehicle penis SUV to serve as a manhood extension for a while.

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  1. 1.

    Cacti

    November 19, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Could Sean Hannity be reached for comment on his former mascot?

  2. 2.

    Jebediah, RBG

    November 19, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    He and civilization don’t seem to be getting along too well.

  3. 3.

    Matt

    November 19, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    The only question left with Zimmerman at this point is *if* he kills again before he winds up in the slammer.

  4. 4.

    Rosalita

    November 19, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    how does this shit-stain have so many women in his life?

  5. 5.

    The Other Chuck

    November 19, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    @Matt: Seems with this guy, the more obvious question is when.

  6. 6.

    Ash Can

    November 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    Hindsight is a Bitch

    So is karma. I’ll repost this here:

    Just spotted a tweet posted by a commenter at LGF that the arrest and jailing of George Zimmerman kept him in one place long enough to be served the divorce papers from Shelly Zimmerman that he had been dodging. Karma 1, GZ 0.

  7. 7.

    Lurking Buffoon

    November 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    Maybe she was armed with some skittles, and thus he felt threatened.

  8. 8.

    Betty Cracker

    November 19, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Did anyone listen to his “counter 911 call” — the call he made to position himself in the media while the cops were banging on the door after his idiot girlfriend finally sicced them on him? It was all about him being the most considerate, innocent soul in the whole world but the bitch just went crazy! Nothing is ever his fault. Zimmerman will go down in a hail of SWAT bullets someday. I just hope he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way to hell.

  9. 9.

    Trollhattan

    November 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    @Lurking Buffoon:

    She probably informed him she was buying some, as soon as she cleared the waiting period. He was just being proactive.

  10. 10.

    srv

    November 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Zimm is not a man satisfied with his 15 Minutes

  11. 11.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    This guy is clearly a menace to women and children.

  12. 12.

    campionrules

    November 19, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    With regard to the owning of guns for Zimmerman – no convictions, no confiscation. All of the his prior legal troubles up to Martin had not resulted in any type of conviction. As it should be. People are already prejudiced based on simple arrest records and conflating those with ‘being a criminal’. That’s an attitude that does a lot of harm to the young, POC male contingent when it comes to education and employment.

  13. 13.

    Fester Addams

    November 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    As his occupation these days is collecting donations from racists and gun enthusiasts, this development is probably good for business…

  14. 14.

    maximiliano furtive, formerly known as dr. bloor

    November 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Let’s hope all the Second Amendment fetishists decide to drive their enormous rigs loaded with firearms down to FL to protest, and inadvertently sink the entire fucking state.

    Sorry, Betty. You, the dogs and the girls would be welcome to bunk with us until you can get resettled.

  15. 15.

    Chris

    November 19, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Nothing is ever his fault.

    If American conservatism were ever finally buried, that sentence is what should go on its tombstone. It’s a creed that binds the whole sorry mess together far more than “America,” “Jesus,” “the market,” “freedom” or any of their other buzzwords.

  16. 16.

    Ben Cisco

    November 19, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Check the facial expressions – especially the cop in back: http://t.co/mtUSbEixqM

  17. 17.

    dedc79

    November 19, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    I’d pay good money to see State Rep.Tom Brower and Zimmerman fight to the death

  18. 18.

    Cacti

    November 19, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    The most revolting thing about Zimmerman’s former cheering section is, it never mattered to them that he was a violent, scumbag, low life.

    He had a history of domestic violence and resisting arrest, that weren’t a secret.

    The overriding concern was being able to dance on the grave of a black teenager.

  19. 19.

    Roger Moore

    November 19, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    I’d have thought the previous domestic violence issues would have kept him from owning a gun, but considering he killed a kid and got his guns back, what the hell do I know?

    I would assume that being acquitted or having the charges dropped would restore his right to own guns. The NRA has been highly successful in getting states to restore gun rights to ex-cons, so it’s hard to imagine that somebody who wasn’t even convicted would be in worse shape than somebody who had served hard time. It should say something about our society that we are more reluctant to restore ex-cons right to vote than their right to own firearms.

  20. 20.

    Ben Cisco

    November 19, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    @Rosalita: Better question – how jacked up does your love life have to be to think THIS asshole is a catch?

  21. 21.

    mike with a mic

    November 19, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    He hasn’t been convicted of anything that could cost him his firearm. You are innocent until proven guilty and then convicted (as much as people on both sides want to throw that out of the window when it suits them).

    If anything society is far to quick to demand retribution and blood before things are sorted out. Guilty in the court of public opinion is not the same thing as guilty under the law.

  22. 22.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 19, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    @Cacti:

    The overriding concern was being able to dance on the grave of a black teenager.

    This.

  23. 23.

    Cacti

    November 19, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    @campionrules:

    With regard to the owning of guns for Zimmerman – no convictions, no confiscation. All of the his prior legal troubles up to Martin had not resulted in any type of conviction. As it should be. People are already prejudiced based on simple arrest records and conflating those with ‘being a criminal’. That’s an attitude that does a lot of harm to the young, POC male contingent when it comes to education and employment.

    Yes, poor George is just an innocent victim of circumstances who can’t seem to avoid violent altercations with wives, girlfriends, police, and a teenage pedestrian.

    Just cursed with terrible luck, he is.

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    November 19, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    I feel a bit creeped out when I look at the current photos of George Zimmerman and notice that I have a short haircut and beard much like his. (Except that I’m over fifty, so there’s gray in my beard.) Is there a criminal-law attorney in the commentariat, who can shed light on what lies in store for Zimmerman?

  25. 25.

    gbear

    November 19, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    @Amir Khalid: His previous lawyers are refusing to represent him this time. That could be a clue…

  26. 26.

    Jebediah, RBG

    November 19, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    @Cacti:

    Yes, poor George is just an innocent victim of circumstances who can’t seem to avoid violent altercations with wives, girlfriends, police, and a teenage pedestrian.

    Yup. Poor George. Plus ca palooka.

  27. 27.

    Jebediah, RBG

    November 19, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    On the plus side, you are not a murderous asshole.

  28. 28.

    ruemara

    November 19, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    I’m wondering when or why our usual defender of Zimmerman has been so silent.

  29. 29.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937

    November 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    On the plus side:

    “He has also has mentioned suicide in the recent past.”

  30. 30.

    Amir Khalid

    November 19, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    @gbear:
    He still owes them their legal fees, so I’ve read, for trashing a dead boy’s good name to get him acquitted. We all remember how they gloated afterwards, so I’m not sympathetic towards them. But that means Zimmerman now gets defended at public expense, right?

  31. 31.

    Tonybrown74

    November 19, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    When [not if] he ends up killing one of his girlfriends, we are going to be reminded of the tint of his skin complexion.

    I would laugh at the irony, but the the thought that the loss of a black life wasn’t worth even a warning to others,just depresses me.

  32. 32.

    gbear

    November 19, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    @mike with a mic: How would you feel if this guy was your brother-in-law?

  33. 33.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 19, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    @ruemara: Can’t you just be happy he’s so silent?

  34. 34.

    Napoleon

    November 19, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    @gbear:

    His previous lawyers are refusing to represent him this time. That could be a clue…

    I read somewhere that he has not paid them.

  35. 35.

    ItAintEazy

    November 19, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    @Rosalita:

    To paraphrase the great George Carlin, think of how stupid the average woman is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that (that includes all those who interpret this as some kind of anti-woman comment.)

  36. 36.

    scav

    November 19, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    I’m also rather enjoying that the racist gun fetishists are now having to support a guy who’s recent mug shot would have had them protesting in the streets about the Ay-Rab menace (ain’t they all the same, the brown ones?) if it had been released after a bombing. Racist gun fetishists ain’t going to blink for mere knocking some women around, unless it happens while cheering.

  37. 37.

    Roger Moore

    November 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    @gbear:

    His previous lawyers are refusing to represent him this time.

    Wasn’t he trying to stiff them? I don’t think I’d want to try representing somebody who did that.

    ETA: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice … don’t get fooled again.

  38. 38.

    Big R

    November 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Having bonded, the next step for Zimmerman will be a trial process (including discovery and motion practice under that label). It’s quite probable that the prosecutor will offer a deal, in which case the case just disappears into the ether – Zimmerman gets whatever permanent record he agrees to, and whatever sentence is offered. I doubt he’ll get an amazing deal, but probably relatively minimal jail time.

    @Amir Khalid: Not necessarily. Indigence is required to receive a public defender, and a lot of states require some sort of showing of indigency beyond a mere declaration. Given what we already know about Zimmerman’s wingnut welfare assets, I think a showing of indigency might be difficult.

  39. 39.

    Napoleon

    November 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I don’t think I’d want to try representing somebody who did that

    Unless of course you made him give you a big old fat retainer upfront.

  40. 40.

    ItAintEazy

    November 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    @campionrules:

    Yeah, that’s EXACTLY how it played out in the Zimmerman trial. Zimmerman, who had an arrest record before he was put on trial, got off because his defense successfully criminalized a black teenager with no actual criminal history. No, it won’t bring Trayvon Martin back, but if Zimmerman at least tastes some of that “prejudice against the accused” he heaped on Martin, it will make for some consolation.

  41. 41.

    maximiliano furtive, formerly known as dr. bloor

    November 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Along with the other 6,394 cases on his PD’s ledger. Georgie’s going to notice a change in the vigor with which his innocence is proclaimed in court this time around.

  42. 42.

    brettvk

    November 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    @campionrules: As if GZ is in search of gainful employment. He’s just not bright enough to turn his notoriety into a permanent grift. And he’s hardly a POC — Fox Nation has granted him honorary honkiness.

  43. 43.

    ItAintEazy

    November 19, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    @maximiliano furtive, formerly known as dr. bloor:

    Who’s willing to bet the PD will play the reverse racism card, or even better, the racism card, against his girlfriend at any time during or after the trial?

    Or maybe we’ll settle with the PD saying she (gasp) smoked weed.

  44. 44.

    Jay in Oregon

    November 19, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    @Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937:

    On the plus side: “He has also has mentioned suicide in the recent past.”

    He seems like the type to take his tormentors down with him. Optionally: suicide by cop.

  45. 45.

    ranchandsyrup

    November 19, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Time for Zimmy to do a one-team Cannonball Run across TX again.

  46. 46.

    Roger Moore

    November 19, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    @brettvk:

    Fox Nation has granted him honorary honkiness.

    You should know how fast that kind of honorary status can be revoked. The moment he puts a foot out of line or threatens to dishonor whiteness- by the standards of racist whites, of course- his brownness will suddenly become manifest.

  47. 47.

    campionrules

    November 19, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    @ItAintEazy: You realize that none of Martin’s prior issues with trouble at school got in under evidence right? Neither did Zimmerman’s too that point. Zimmerman got off because any competent defense attorney would have gotten him off. He had conflicting eyewitnesses, photos of a beaten Zimmerman and medical expert witnesses to back it up. That case was the definition of reasonable doubt – especially for a Murder 2 charge.

    I would say that his lawyer successfully ‘criminalized’ Martin – but it wasn’t hard. Zimmerman had clearly been attacked and bloodied and there was no one left alive to say that he hadn’t attacked first.

    That being said, and despite reality bending denials on this site, Zimmerman is also a minority. I don’t feel the urge to hope that the inequalities of our system get ‘heaped’ upon him because you don’t feel that justice was served for a separate crime. It’s exactly this attitude that reinforces a culture in which all young, brown males are ‘criminals’. Because even if they didn’t do something ‘this’ time, they were probably guilty of something else.

    But whatever, feeeeed your hatred.

  48. 48.

    Jay in Oregon

    November 19, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    @ItAintEazy:
    If you don’t want to be considered a misogynist, maybe declaring that—on average—women are stupid isn’t the best way to do that, Sparky.

  49. 49.

    Tone in DC

    November 19, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    I found it mildly, and a bit morbidly, humorous that he was dodging that divorce paperwork.

    I don’t see him getting the prison sentence I think he definitely deserves, so I’ll leave it at that.

  50. 50.

    Lavocat

    November 19, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Hey, Holder, think maybe the feds should take a look at this asshole NOW?

  51. 51.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    sorry, totally OT but have you guys seen that ridiculous thing by Tomasky (who I usually respect) about the website being like a snowstorm and people needing to see Obama on TV explaining every day in detail what he is doing minute by minute to fix it?

    Just shoot me now.

    I have a solution–if the media stopped calling Obama a liar and collectively freaking out he wouldn’t need to gain anyone’s trust. The end.

  52. 52.

    Helmut Monotreme

    November 19, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Yes, poor George is just an innocent victim of circumstances who can’t seem to avoid violent altercations with wives, girlfriends, police, and a teenage pedestrian.

    Just cursed with terrible luck, he is.

    Not to make him into any kind of a hero, but he is cursed with terrible luck… and no impulse control and a violent temper and a unhealthy fascination with firearms. With those flaws working against him and given his apparent refusal to face those flaws, I don’t think he is going to die in a bed at 95 surrounded by three or four generations of a loving family.

  53. 53.

    ruemara

    November 19, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    @Lavocat: ? This would still be a domestic situation and the presence of the feds would explode the conspiracy theorist mindset plaguing our nation.

  54. 54.

    Roger Moore

    November 19, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    @Valdivia:

    I have a solution–if the media stopped calling Obama a liar and collectively freaking out he wouldn’t need to gain anyone’s trust.

    Yeah, but we’re looking for realistic suggestions. The media will stop calling Obama a liar and collectively freaking out about everything he does the moment they can use his example to criticize another Democratic President, and not one moment sooner.

  55. 55.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    sigh I know. Tomasky on the other hand is not realistic either–he is part of the freakout. I guess I can look forward to the years when all Republicans say they loved Obama and why President Castro can’t be more like him right? :)
    /I get such a pleasure thinking of how the wingnuts will suffer of having to abide a preisdent named Hussein and then one named Castro

  56. 56.

    Hill Dweller

    November 19, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    @Valdivia: FWIW, during the Q&A at the WSJ CEO forum earlier today, PO said they were going to have to essentially re-brand and resell Obamacare once the website is fixed.

    I’m still not sure why they aren’t pushing back hard on the lying accusations.

  57. 57.

    ruemara

    November 19, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    @Hill Dweller: who would tell the truth? And who would repeat that message?

  58. 58.

    brettvk

    November 19, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Boy, Florida is having a day. TPM is reporting that a GOP rep got caught with cocaine in October, and Katherine Harris’s husband just committed suicide.

  59. 59.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    meaning that the ‘brand’ is ruined now somehow? Or that they need to promote so people know the site works now?
    I agree with you—and as I said earlier–I am not a believer in the bully pulpit argument but I do think Obama needs to manage the media more right now or find a way around them, like he did during the campaign. They are flooding the zone nothing else gets through.

  60. 60.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 19, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    @Cacti:

    The most revolting thing about Zimmerman’s former cheering section is, it never mattered to them that he was a violent, scumbag, low life.

    Well, not only did it not matter to them that he was a violent scumbag lowlife, but they labored night and day to portray his victim as a violent scumbag lowlife. So now Zimmerman is a murderer, a wife-beater, and folk hero to that cheering section. Which of those things is the most odious?

  61. 61.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2013/11/19/why-obamacare-could-still-succeed/

    maybe he was talking about that?

  62. 62.

    Hal

    November 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    So this woman is not his current wife? Why on earth did she think this psycho was boyfriend material?

  63. 63.

    Baud

    November 19, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    @Valdivia:

    If they get the website working in time, they can have a Black Friday sale. ;-)

  64. 64.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    November 19, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    It’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t. What do most liars say if confronted? Better to ignore the claims and keep pushing fixes.

  65. 65.

    Hill Dweller

    November 19, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @Valdivia: I got the impression PO meant the “brand” was ruined and they had to let people know the site was working.

    I’m sure it will be posted on WH.gov. The very first question is about Obamacare. You might get a different impression.

  66. 66.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @Baud:

    biggest grin, I had this mashup image of running of the bulls in Pamplona with people buying insurance in a rush. I know. I am weird.

    @Hill Dweller: will check it out. I really don’t think it’s ruined and it surprises me he would be that down on it. He may have been reading too much Ezra and Sully!

  67. 67.

    Hill Dweller

    November 19, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone): @Mnemosyne (iPhone):

    It’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t. What do most liars say if confronted? Better to ignore the claims and keep pushing fixes.

    That’s true, but they grandfathered in every single person’s healthcare plan when the law passed. Then they gave people who bought insurance after the law passed nearly four years to get a policy that met ACA standards. They did everything possibly to prevent a massive disruption to the insurance market and help people keep their insurance.

    The media is using the relatively small group of people forced to meet the ACA standards as evidence of PO’s dishonesty. PO could rebut the charge fairly easily, but for whatever reason, he isn’t doing it.

  68. 68.

    Captain C

    November 19, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    @gbear: Isn’t that because he stiffed his lawyers, despite all that sweet, sweet cash he raised for his defense?

  69. 69.

    Betty Cracker

    November 19, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    @brettvk:

    Boy, Florida is having a day. TPM is reporting that a GOP rep got caught with cocaine in October, and Katherine Harris’s husband just committed suicide.

    Down here, we call that “Tuesday.” It’s novel to feel a shred of pity for Katherine Harris. From what I’ve read, the husband (ex, I think) was seriously ill.

  70. 70.

    Mnemosyne

    November 19, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    What’s he supposed to say? “I’m not a liar?”

    I think Rachael Ray put it best when a reporter asked her what she thought of all of the websites devoted to hating her. “What am I supposed to do, put up w w w.nu-uhyousuck.com?”

  71. 71.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    oh I would love if Obama would make a website for the haters :)

  72. 72.

    The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    November 19, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    @campionrules:

    photos of a beaten Zimmerman and medical expert witnesses to back it up.

    Dear Bejeezus Fuck! You’re not still trying to retail this bullshit? Unlike the jury, we’ve all seen the videos of a totally unmarked Zimmerman from the night of the murder. Those “photos of a beaten Zimmerman” only appeared days later when he needed to make himself look like a victim.

  73. 73.

    Baud

    November 19, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    @Valdivia:

    I spent the last 2 minutes thinking up possible URLs for such a web site.

    I’d throw out some suggestions, but this is a family blog.

  74. 74.

    Rafer Janders

    November 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    @The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge:

    Those “photos of a beaten Zimmerman” only appeared days later when he needed to make himself look like a victim.

    There are photos of me looking more beaten up than that after one of my soccer games….and it’s a co-ed recreational league. Hell, I’ve taken a worse beating in the middle of a touch football game.

  75. 75.

    Cacti

    November 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    You should know how fast that kind of honorary status can be revoked. The moment he puts a foot out of line or threatens to dishonor whiteness- by the standards of racist whites, of course- his brownness will suddenly become manifest.

    Just ask Tiger Woods.

  76. 76.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    @Baud:

    biggest grin. Me too!

    maybe on the night shift. :)

  77. 77.

    brettvk

    November 19, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Betty, sometimes I think that you and Carl Hiaasen are the only salvageble items from the state, comes the multi-meter sea rise. How would you feel about relocating to the Missouri Ozarks? It’s unfortunately close to the Walton family but we may be beachfront by then.

  78. 78.

    shortstop

    November 19, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    “He has also has mentioned suicide in the recent past.”

    I’m not in favor of encouraging people to off themselves, but since it’s increasingly apparent that Zimmerman is not done killing people, better the next one is he.

  79. 79.

    Cpl Cam

    November 19, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    @Jay in Oregon: On average people are stupid, women are people, women, on average, are stupid. How us that misogynistic? I don’t know how much above or below average intelligence this woman is but she is dumb enough to date George Zimmerman, that can’t say much about the average woman’s intelligence. But, then again, George is a man, probably not too much below average intelligence. What does that say about us?

  80. 80.

    Cpl Cam

    November 19, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    @Jay in Oregon: On average people are stupid, women are people, women, on average, are stupid. How is that misogynistic? I don’t know how much above or below average intelligence this woman is but she is dumb enough to date George Zimmerman, that can’t say much about the average woman’s intelligence. But, then again, George is a man, probably not too much below average intelligence. What does that say about us?

  81. 81.

    Cpl Cam

    November 19, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    @Jay in Oregon: On average people are stupid, women are people, women, on average, are stupid. How is that misogynistic? I don’t know how much above or below average intelligence this woman is but she is dumb enough to date George Zimmerman, that can’t say much about the average woman’s intelligence. But, then again, George is a man, probably of not too much below average intelligence. What does that say about us?

  82. 82.

    ShadeTail

    November 19, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    From the bottom of the linked article:

    Update (3:45 p.m. ET): Zimmerman’s wife, Shellie, reportedly served him divorce papers while he was in jail waiting for Tuesday’s bond hearing. She had been unable to find him to serve the papers prior to the arrest.

    This shithead isn’t even divorced yet, and already he’s choking and threatening to shoot another lady.

  83. 83.

    Yatsuno

    November 19, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Carl Hiaasen will never run out of material. Or be able to retire, honestly. The truth will just pass up his fiction no matter how outrageous he gets.

  84. 84.

    cckids

    November 19, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    @Valdivia: I’ve long thought that Obama should make this his theme song. I wish they’d played it last November at the victory party.

  85. 85.

    cckids

    November 19, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    @The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge:

    Those “photos of a beaten Zimmerman” only appeared days later when he needed to make himself look like a victim.

    This. Plus, anyone who has EVER been around someone with a broken nose or cuts to the scalp knows the ungodly amounts of blood they cause. My daughter, at 5 years old, cut her head crawling under a boat trailer. When she came crying into the house, I almost fainted – it looked like she’d been scalped, blood was sheeting down her neck. The cut was maybe 3/4 of an inch long. And Z had supposedly had his head beaten into concrete, had his nose broken & there were these tiny, tiny scratches & a few drops of blood. Really? Such bullshit.

  86. 86.

    ranchandsyrup

    November 19, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    Zimmy’s financial affidavit lists zero income, $149 cash on hand and $2.5M in debt/liabilities

    https://twitter.com/KevinOzebek/status/402928599793016832/photo/1

  87. 87.

    shortstop

    November 19, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    @cckids: And broken noses swell immediately upon being broken. They swell A LOT. A HELLUVA LOT. There really isn’t any way to have your nose broken and avoid massive, massive swelling.

  88. 88.

    cckids

    November 19, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    @shortstop: Yep, I’ve seen those too. Again, with the blood as well. Also, you get black eyes, or at least one. Zimmerman, in those pics, looked like he’d made a cat kinda pissed off.

  89. 89.

    mai naem

    November 19, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    @ShadeTail: What are you talking about? He also got the other chick pregnant. Zimbo is a loser bimbo. I wonder what that idiot woman on the jury who was on CNN thinks about “our George” now? Zimbo really should be put out in the general prison population and get the beating he so badly deserves.

  90. 90.

    Davebo

    November 19, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    @Cpl Cam:

    Like reposting the same thing over and over?

  91. 91.

    Jebediah, RBG

    November 19, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    @cckids:

    Really? Such bullshit.

    Yup! I was in a car accident and got a few small, superficial cuts behind my ear. I was wearing a suit, the entire front of which was soaked with blood. I was in college at the time – my mom brought the suit to the cleaners and they were afraid to ask what happened – they were sure someone had died.

  92. 92.

    Elie

    November 19, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    And what about Zimmerman’s racist gloating brother? where is his ass and why doesn’t he have a microphone pushed in his stupid mouth. My feeling is that he is an equal scumbag. Some asshole in the media should at least hunt him down to ask him what he thinks?

  93. 93.

    Elie

    November 19, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Sorry Amir — you are always such a gentleman.. sorry for my expletives… There is no explanation for injustice like this and it hurts me. I can just imagine how the boy’s parents feel — that their son’s murderer affirmed the worst. He could have followed with a life of exemplary goodness, but instead, he validated and verified their worst fears AND that they were unable to obtain justice for it — for their son holding a bag of skittles. The society REFUSED to honor his rights as a citizen to protect this — this— horrible, sad and malicious person… Now THAT would just make me scream out in pain and rage.

  94. 94.

    ShadeTail

    November 19, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    @mai naem: You seem to be disagreeing with me, but I can’t see what the disagreement is.

  95. 95.

    Mnemosyne

    November 19, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    @cckids:

    My boss ended up with a black eye because one of her four-year-old sons accidentally elbowed her in the eye. At least, she’s pretty sure that’s what happened, because the black eye didn’t turn up until a day or two later and she had to think back to figure out what might have caused it.

  96. 96.

    seashell

    November 19, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG: He and civilization don’t seem to be getting along too well.

    Zimmerman and civilization don’t appear to be even acquainted.

  97. 97.

    Valdivia

    November 19, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    @cckids:

    perfect!

  98. 98.

    priscianus jr

    November 19, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    @Jay in Oregon: If you don’t want to be considered a misogynist, maybe declaring that—on average—women are stupid isn’t the best way to do that, Sparky.

    I would say you’re in knee-jerk territory here, Jay. If you want to get to above average, maybe you’ll read Eazy’s comment over and actually get it this time. Hint: it might help to know who George Carlin was, what he said, and what “paraphrase” means.

  99. 99.

    Bob In Portland

    November 20, 2013 at 1:03 am

    @campionrules: You could tell that Martin attacked Zimmerman?

  100. 100.

    Bob In Portland

    November 20, 2013 at 1:03 am

    @campionrules: You could tell that Martin attacked Zimmerman?

  101. 101.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 20, 2013 at 1:03 am

    @Roger Moore: Not in Florida!

    It’s almost impossible to get your rights restored as a felon–to vote or own a gun.

    Re: the divorce, Rick Scott vetoed a bill that would have modernized divorce proceedings so he (GZ) could very well end up owing his ex-wife alimony, hahahaha, or at least will have to fight in court for a while to make it stop

    maybe he was hoping he could dodge the process server until the next session of the Florida legislature (starts in March)–too late now, sucka!

  102. 102.

    LosGatosCA

    November 20, 2013 at 1:13 am

    The only good news in that sorry situation is this:

    “He has also has mentioned suicide in the recent past.”

    Here’s hoping Dan White is giving him some spiritual guidance.

  103. 103.

    Kay

    November 20, 2013 at 6:31 am

    But Martin was the violent one, the 17 year old who didn’t have a single verified incidence of violence in his past, compared to Zimmerman, who is now on violent incident #5, including a murder.

    What a complete crock of shit this entire narrative has been.

    The truth is, they got the wrong guy.

  104. 104.

    Kay

    November 20, 2013 at 6:43 am

    “I have a girlfriend, who for lack of a better word, has gone crazy on me,” Zimmerman said.

    Another unprovoked attack!

    The same exact bullshit story he told in the 4 prior violent incidents to this one, including where he murdered that kid.

  105. 105.

    Joey Giraud

    November 20, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Looking at Zimmerman’s face; I see a man with fetal alcohol syndrome.

    There’s a lot of Americans who were pickled in booze before being born, and most of them aren’t smart or happy.

    Which sucks.

  106. 106.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 20, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    @Ash Can: I just saw that as well.

  107. 107.

    LAC

    November 20, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    @campionrules: “But whatever, feeeeed your hatred. ”

    Says the poster shoveling sauce laden Zimmerman bullshit down his gullet at the all you eat excuse making buffet.

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