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You are here: Home / And I want a pony with a green lantern for Christmas, Santa

And I want a pony with a green lantern for Christmas, Santa

by David Anderson|  November 22, 201312:58 pm| 242 Comments

This post is in: Clap Louder!, Daydream Believers, Fools! Overton Window!, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

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Wow — how does one get this delusional without imbibing LD-50 quantities of prescribed or proscribed substances:

McLaren’s “plan” on how to get Medicare for All in 2009:

Here’s how you get the public option:

[Step 1] The president of the united states goes on national TV to declare a national emergency. He says he’s nationalizing the U.S. health care system by executive order to prevent the holocaust of 45,000 people per year dying from lack of insurance and to regain economic competitiveness to overcome the 2008 economic meltdown.

[Step 2] Republicans and the AMA and every nurse and medical devicemaker in America go berserk. They threaten Obama, give hysterical interviews, scream for impeachment, and call for a mass armed uprising.

[Step 3] Obama announces that he’s willing to compromise. Instead of nationalizing the entire U.S. health care industry and pressing all doctors and nurses into compulsory military service at milnimum wage by executive order, he thinks it might be possible to work out an alternative: single-payer public option.

[Step 4] The Republicans foam and froth at the mouth, introduce impeachment resolutions, doctors burn Obama in effigy, nurses show up with AK-47s at hospitals and placards reading WE ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. Medical devicemakers and hospitals and doctors’ groups blanket the airwaves with smear campaigns screaming SO-SHUL-IZM!
The Democrats express incredulity. How can the Republicans and the doctors possibly object? After all, we’re being reasonable — we’ve offered a compromise.

[Step 5] Public pressure and beltway media pressure builds for the “grand bargain,” the great compromise — single-payer national health care.

Or more likely, the staff lawyer that is tasked with writing up the draft executive order remembers something from law school about the Youngstown Steel case and refuses the assignment and offers his resignation and leaks the plan to the Washington Post a week before the speech.  And after the speech (Step 1) a clear majority of both the Senate and the House come out against the plan.  After Step 3, the SEIU (who represents quite a few nurses and med-techs etc) begins preperations to primary any Democrat who supports this plan.  If the plan still goes forward, the relevant Congressional question is whether or not to use the 25th Amendment while articles of impeachment are drafted.  The Supreme Court votes 9-0 to stay the Executive order for Step 3 with a single page opinion that only cites Youngstown Steel. 

And then the Democrats still get shellacked and lose the House and Senate in 2010 and the White House in 2012 as they have demonstrated that they can’t be trusted with power. 

 

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  1. 1.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    mclaren is our go to guy for political strategy, asshole.

  2. 2.

    The Other Chuck

    November 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Great, troll filtering mclaren isn’t enough since now I have to read its shit on the front page now.

  3. 3.

    Yatsuno

    November 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Why did you do that? Do you like three thousand word screeds and personal insults directed against you? Because mclaren will now target you with her vitriol.

  4. 4.

    MD Rackham

    November 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    But if the president would only show some leadership…

  5. 5.

    pete

    November 22, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    Art thou not aware of all traditions on ye olde Interwebtubethingees? Forsooth, milor’, prithee hie thee unto a nunnery and remove these woebegone pixels from the shards of my memory.

  6. 6.

    Citizen_X

    November 22, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Oh, Richard. I understand the motivation, but at the end of the day, you’re going to tell yourself, “Oy, let’s not do that again.”

  7. 7.

    Alexandra

    November 22, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Someone must have looked into a mirror and loudly chanted ‘mclaren’, five times over.

  8. 8.

    scav

    November 22, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    Thing is, I don’t think trolls or whatever ilk of the interwebs we’re dealing with dealing with here, well, I don’t think they’re like goldfish. We can’t kill them by overfeeding.

  9. 9.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    @scav: You can kill goldfish by overfeeding them??

    oops

  10. 10.

    MikeJ

    November 22, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    It is interesting to see just how delusional even people on our side get. I pied that troll eons ago so sometimes I forget just how stupid it is.

    But Richard left out that all of what he said wouldn’t happen if just BULLY PULPIT!

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    November 22, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Slow news day?

    Trying to break the “most trollish comments in a single thread” record?

    Bored?

  12. 12.

    Yatsuno

    November 22, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    @dmsilev: Richard wants his first TBogg unit. Otherwise I got nothin’.

  13. 13.

    Soonergrunt

    November 22, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    Forget it Jake. It’s mclaren.

    EDIT: I bet we get this thread to less than 50 comments before she pops her head in here to call Richard a sociopath.

  14. 14.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    McClaren got that way by NOT taking the meds, EVER, Richard–duh!

    (That’s how the CIA implants those chips in unsuspecting people’s minds.)

  15. 15.

    handsmile

    November 22, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    Where’s the comity in using a front-page post to embarrass a BJ commenter, even one as provocative as mclaren?

    What hath Harry Reid wrought?

  16. 16.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    oh boy, this is going to be fun. why not chant toko-loco’s name backwards three times while you’re at it?

  17. 17.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    @dmsilev: Clickbait.

    @handsmile: I was going to say something about not mocking the mentally ill, but then I gave into my baser nature and just made fun of the bint. I… I’m a terrible person.

    I’m also goddamned tired of someone in goddamn Massachusetts spewing hate and vitriol on a program and a president who has worked so hard to bring blue state style regulation to red states over the Confederacy’s most strident and scary objections. Fuck you, mcclaren. Seriously.

  18. 18.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 22, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    @Yatsuno: Rookie mistake, thinking someone who types that much must have something to say.

    Actually, I saw some very similar spewing by Bob Kuttner IIRC at HuffPo the other day. Medicare for All was a can’t miss legislative home run! if only Obama… had the balls or wasn’t a secret Republican or both. I didn’t make it to the end and I can’t remember which wacko-bird pigeon hole Kuttner goes in

  19. 19.

    fuckwit

    November 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Wat? Elevating a ridiculous troll comment to the front page? Um, not advised, but whatever.

    I dunno. The more I look at the tangled mess we’ve got, the more I like Medicare for All. But it also becomes more obvious that the time to have done Medicare for All would have been in 1965, or maybe 1971, before the ridiculous patchwork we have had gotten quite so entrenched.

    It’s going to take a generation or two, to unwind all the clusterfuckery. ACA is a first step.

    I’m remembering an exchange (hah!) from Hedwig and the Angry Inch:

    “What is THAT???!”
    “It’s…. what I’ve got to work with…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LixmUgFKZhI

  20. 20.

    pseudonymous in nc

    November 22, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Pie filter, Richard.

    I can now detect mclaren’s tl;dr at ten paces.

  21. 21.

    elmo

    November 22, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    I love how the world works when I get to write the screenplay.

  22. 22.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: If only the Green Party hadn’t lost all 50 states and DC.

  23. 23.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    Oh my, I only now caught the “green lantern” reference:

    Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night–

  24. 24.

    scav

    November 22, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    @elmo: So long as one also gets to co-author reality, physics, statistics and psychology at the same time, well then, yeah, amazing how all true to lifieness it can manage to look too.

  25. 25.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    You guys are right. What Obama did instead is so much better: Cut a secret backroom deal with the hospitals and the insurance companies to kill something 70% of the public supported.

  26. 26.

    max

    November 22, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    [Step 1] The president of the united states goes on national TV to declare a national emergency.

    That is, Go Bush.

    He says he’s nationalizing the U.S. health care system by executive order

    And said order gets stayed that very evening, permanently, until trial.

    to prevent the holocaust of 45,000 people per year

    And then somebody starts yelling about abortion.

    dying from lack of insurance and to regain economic competitiveness to overcome the 2008 economic meltdown.

    And then the health insurance companies commit 1/2 of their book value to campaigning against Democrats.

    You don’t need to ‘nationalize the health care system’ for a public option – you would ‘nationalize the health care system’ to impose an NHS-type system. (In which system doctors get paid solely by the government.)

    max
    [‘Anesthetize the commanding heights!’]

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    @NR: 70%? You used to say 80, 85. And I’m sure there were some polls that said that. What you can’t seem to get through your whiny little head, Dumpling, is that a sizable majority of your 70% didn’t support it on the first Tuesday of November, 2010, which is the only poll that really matters.

  28. 28.

    Comrade Mary

    November 22, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    Well, my work day was fucked anyway.

    /waits patiently for shitstorm

  29. 29.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    is that a sizable majority of your 70% didn’t support it on the first Tuesday of November, 2010, which is the only poll that really matters.

    No it didn’t, dumbass. The ACA was a done deal by then. The insurance companies had already won.

  30. 30.

    scav

    November 22, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: (ssshhhh, Somebody’s jealous — it’s not his birthday. Give him a mo.)

  31. 31.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    the wait only means she’s typing up something really long.

    OTOH, that makes it easy to spot and skip over.

  32. 32.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Ah yes, the douchebag frustrati firebagger solution to everything:

    leeeeeeeeeeeeeeedership bullypulpit scream fiat = win

  33. 33.

    eemom

    November 22, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Hey y’all, mclaren recently outed itself as a MALE who jerks off to McArdle.

    Jussayinzall. On behalf of all womankind.

  34. 34.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    actually it’s 120%. and there were 90 votes in the senate. obama spiked the whole thing out of spite.

  35. 35.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    And by the way, I’d just like to point out that the attitude expressed by Richard and most of the commetariat here was perfectly satirized by Voltaire hundreds of years ago. God is good, therefore this is the best of all possible worlds, therefore any evil that happens is both absolutely necessary and the least that it could possibly be.

    People really do never change.

  36. 36.

    dmsilev

    November 22, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Don’t forget that mclaren preceded that bit of alternate reality with ” “We got the best that could be gotten” because Democrats and president Obama lacked basic negotiating skills and a spine.”

    Yes, if only Obama had a spine, he would have forced this fantasy through via sheer force of will. Raise the Green Lantern indeed.

  37. 37.

    cleek

    November 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    nationalizing the U.S. health care system by executive order

    OMFGLOLROTFL

  38. 38.

    Anoniminous

    November 22, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Step One: President goes on national TV and declares the nationalization of the Health Care Sector.

    Step Two: Congress impeaches President for attempting a coup d’etat.

  39. 39.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Also, what the fuck does NR’s number have to do with anything? Polls show substantial majorities of Americans support Social Security and Medicare, and yet that doesn’t stop them from voting for republicans.

    And more importantly, I fail to see the connection between the public liking provisions of a proposed bill and whether there are enough votes in the House and Senate to pass said provision.

  40. 40.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    @NR:

    lol, it’s like a corollary to godwin’s law. the more a thread goes on, the higher the likelihood some buffoon will make a self-righteous and entirely meaningless reference to Candide.

  41. 41.

    ericblair

    November 22, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    /waits patiently for shitstorm

    The Blood Wars, where hordes of Obots and Firebaggers are condemned to battle in the infernal depths of Balloon Juice, forever.

    Now a major motion picture.

  42. 42.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 22, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    @taylormattd:
    You’re missing a more important question. What was NR doing at this secret back room meeting?

  43. 43.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    @dmsilev:

    step 1: obama, by executive order, makes the republican party illegal
    step 2: forcibly eject all republicans from congress
    step 3: pass whatever you want

    this is simple and would have worked beautifully. of course, obama doesn’t have a spine.

  44. 44.

    Sugar Daddy

    November 22, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    Such ideas are always unpopular here, just like going nuclear was three years ago.

    But once Obama embraces it, it will be the best idea ever and central to the pragmas dogma.

  45. 45.

    Ruckus

    November 22, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:
    Just like humans. Remember, just one wafer thin mint.

  46. 46.

    scav

    November 22, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Thing about the fetishizing of the bully pulpit and spine+will+messaging! line of attack is it’s an out that makes them think they’re accomplishing something by all their yammering, without having to do any of the heavy lifting.

  47. 47.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    @chopper: It’s a perfect description of you guys. Just replace “God” with “Obama” and you’re good to go.

  48. 48.

    dmsilev

    November 22, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    @chopper: Does this mean we can finally get our long-promised FEMA concentration camps?

    Woohoo!

  49. 49.

    dmsilev

    November 22, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    @ericblair:

    The Blood Wars, where hordes of Obots and Firebaggers are condemned to battle in the infernal depths of Balloon Juice, forever.

    What can change the nature of a commenter?

  50. 50.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: He, Jane, and half of daily kos were recording the whole thing, obvs.

    Somebody had to document how Barry Hussein THREW US ALL UNDER THE BUS, SLAPPED US IN THE FACE, LUCY LINUS FOOTBALL.

  51. 51.

    Comrade Jake

    November 22, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    I made it as far as “McLaren’s plan”.

  52. 52.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    November 22, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    @chopper: I know a Godwin moment when I see it, Chopper.

  53. 53.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    There are days where being bored and no calls is frustrating. Getting to read this thread will partially make up for it.

  54. 54.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    @taylormattd: It was documented in the New York Times. Sorry it doesn’t mesh with your preferred reality of “Obama is great and perfect and just wants to do the right thing, but the mean old Republicans/Blue Dogs/whoever won’t let him!”

  55. 55.

    Sly

    November 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    This reminds me of something a young member of CPUSA told me, years ago, in response to my question of how the Communist Party intends to get in power and enact its agenda.

    “Step One: Overthrow Capitalism.”

    I interrupted him immediately and suggested that the plan may need some refinement.

  56. 56.

    Violet

    November 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Love this thread! The dire warnings to batten down the hatches and stay out of trouble are great fun. Good luck, Richard!

  57. 57.

    Incitatus for Senate

    November 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    I’ve never understood Balloon Juice’s obsession with trolls. The FP engage them, flatter them, many commenters help them derail whole threads. I guess I’m in the minority, but it really degrades the site from my point of view.

  58. 58.

    Ruckus

    November 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    @eemom:
    Well half the population is saved the embarrassment of having any association of any kind with it.

    And, just the….. brain bleach, 55 gal drum sized. Please.

  59. 59.

    Petorado

    November 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    @max: I can see the beginning of a nationalized system occurring when a for-profit insurer, unable to squeeze more cost-cutting from providers to feed the expectations of infinitely growing profits for shareholders, runs their company into the ground by maintaining super high executive salaries and then requests/ requires a government buyout/ bailout so the top execs can jump off the ship in their golden life rafts. The government then runs the company as a not-for-profit enterprise and other for-profits start seeing the writing on the wall. Executive greed is a far more likely scenario for an increasingly managed system to turn fully public.

  60. 60.

    Patrick

    November 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    @NR:

    No it didn’t, dumbass. The ACA was a done deal by then. The insurance companies had already won.

    Was that what was important to you? Making sure the insurance companies didn’t win? I could care less if they won or not. To me the most important thing was to get rid of the pre-existing condition. And unlike Clinton in 1993, Obama managed to do just that.

    By the way, there are insurance companies in pretty much every country in the world. Even evil “socialistic” Sweden have them.

  61. 61.

    dmsilev

    November 22, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    @Sly: Duh. Everyone knows that step one is ‘Steal underpants’.

  62. 62.

    handsmile

    November 22, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    @eemom:

    Crikey, that was two months ago! Well, at least we now know who’s the NSA mole around here.

    (or maybe just Mrs. Claus, helping with the list.)

    And desire, after all, can make one do or say almost anything.

  63. 63.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    @NR:

    “obamawin’s law” makes no sense. it doesn’t even sound good.

  64. 64.

    El Cid

    November 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    It looks complicated, but actually the proven results of string theory knit the steps together.

  65. 65.

    scav

    November 22, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    needs more random erudition. “First, Catch your hare.”

    For those with cash / Cheap option

  66. 66.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    @taylormattd: Oh, and by the way, I love the fact that the filibuster reform yesterday has finally, once-and-for-all revealed you and your fellow Obots excuse of “But… but… sixty votes!” for the hollow bullshit it’s always been. Gee, it’s almost as if the filibuster is a simple Senate rule that can be changed at any time by a majority vote, and not the all-powerful, magical, undefeatable force you’ve been claiming it was….

  67. 67.

    I am not a kook

    November 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    This blog has now Officially Jumped The Last Shark. Nutpicking your own comments is a symptom of cranio-rectal inversion. Ask your doctor if Slow Release Anthrax is right for you.

  68. 68.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    November 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    Wow this takes “feeding the trolls” to an entirely new level.

    I think the admonition not to do so needs to be amended with “this includes handing the front page over to them, or just giving them the blog. Just to be clear, these are not recommended”.

    I say this as someone who does think that Democrats acted like spineless handwringing jellyfish until just recently when the species seems to have wised up and grown spines, but “have the President seize and nationalize the health system” uh yeah, no. “Have the President act exactly the way that Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck keep claiming that he is already when they call him a socialist” in other words, right. No thanks.

    ETA: Weird, I typed “handwriting jellyfish” the first time, I wonder what ShadenFreudian tangle that came from.

  69. 69.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    @NR:

    clearly, the fact that harry reid didn’t have enough votes to blow up the filibuster until yesterday is obama’s fault.

    this is how it works: first, obama gathers the votes from yesterday, then he goes back in time and uses them to end the filibuster in ’09 to pass single-payer. ETA: oh yeah, when the votes go back in time, they change so that they also nuke the filibuster over legislation, not just nominees. it’s science.

    problem is, then the filibuster would never have been blown up yesterday so obama would have had no need to go back in time in the first place. we’re working on this problem using the proven results of string theory.

  70. 70.

    cleek

    November 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    @NR:

    “But… but… sixty votes!” for the hollow bullshit it’s always been

    so, in 2009/10, there were Senate 51 votes for removing the filibuster on legislation ?

    feel free to list those Senators.

  71. 71.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    @NR: It was not documented in the New York Times. Have fun masturbating to your zombie lies, as if you are a Fox News viewer.

    It was a single story from David Kirkpatrick in the New York Times, largely about Max Baucus’ Senate Finance Committee and how that committee was seen as the bottleneck for the entire process. It talked about two deals with Baucus and the WH: one for the hospital lobbyists who were seeking to hold down costs of the ACA to hospitals; and one with drug industry lobbyists who were seeking to leave drug re-importation out of the bill. That’s what the deal was; it was not to exclude the public option.

    The entirety of your premise is based on this thin gruel from anonymous hospital lobbyists: “Several hospital lobbyists involved in the White House deals said it was understood as a condition of their support that the final legislation would not include a government-run health plan paying Medicare rates”

    But later in the article, Henry Waxman said the president was telling people the public option was not off the table. Additionally, even after everyone acknowledged the deal on costs and drug re-importation had been cut, many Senators were *still* talking up the public option. It was not part of the deal.

  72. 72.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    @NR: Jesus christ you are fucking stupid. Is it your belief that Harry Reid has *always* had the votes to eliminate the filibuster?

    Also, do you realize the filibuster is *still* in place for legislation?

  73. 73.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    @chopper:

    Well, as a recent occupant of the Oval Office once said, being a dictator is not bad if aforementioned occupant is the dictator.

    As it turns out, our system of government does not work that way.

  74. 74.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    @I am not a kook:

    This blog has now Officially Jumped The Last Shark. Nutpicking your own comments is a symptom of cranio-rectal inversion. Ask your doctor if Slow Release Anthrax is right for you.

    I hope you are prepared to defend that on the Is I Am Not a Kook Really a Kook? Open Thread.

  75. 75.

    Sugar Daddy

    November 22, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    As demonstrated so well here, an idea is unpopular, reviled and unrealistic until Obama embraces it.

    Perhaps like the nuclear option, single-payer will one day be embraced and we can get what we deserve and not what the surrenderists are always willing to settle for.

  76. 76.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    @eemom: That’s right, eemom. Every entity who is attracted to females (although McMegan? Ew) is a cis-gendered biomale, amirite?

  77. 77.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    I’d better go tell my wife that LGBT people don’t exist and we’re not really married. Thanks, eemom.

  78. 78.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 22, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    @Sly:

    Well, that’s pretty similar to the entire “then a miracle occurs” middle step in some scientific hypothesis.

    I’d have to say that “steal underpants” is a much more reasonable goal as the first step, h/t dmsilev.

  79. 79.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    @Ruckus: I can’t fit humans in my fishbowl, unfortunately.

  80. 80.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 22, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    @I am not a kook:

    Let me guess, you also think there are too many states, and Obama should eliminate three or four.

  81. 81.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    @Another Holocene Human: The use of the phrase “tap that ass” causes me to suspect that eemom is correct.

  82. 82.

    Feudalism Now!

    November 22, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    This is a lovely bridge. I may have to live here a while and maybe I can get on the front page. The Feudalism plan: Have every American give me a list of their best stuff. Stuff catalogued turn it all directly over to me. Divested of you earthly possessions, you are now open to enlightenment.

    It’s more bullet points than a plan, but still worthy of discussion…

  83. 83.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    @Sugar Daddy: Your’s, NR’s, etc. point of view doesn’t take into account almost all of what really happened.

  84. 84.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    @Another Holocene Human: Let her down easy and for godsake, don’t wound her unnecessarily by telling her about yer desire to tap McMegan’s ass.

  85. 85.

    Gex

    November 22, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Haven’t followed mclaren but the way you all are talking about her reminds me of someone else. And then I noticed the first two letters in the nym…

  86. 86.

    Aji

    November 22, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    @eemom: Of course it’s male. Also a garden-variety troll*. I can’t believe people actually entertained the thought that this was some pained and demoralized True Leftist, much less one of the female of said species.

    The Holocaust ref is a nice touch, though (and, yes, by “nice” I mean “utterly repugnant”). Just like one of the dead-enders at MyDD and formerly at the GOS who as recently as 2010, at least, liked to refer to Obama’s efforts to pass health care reform as a “Final Solution.” Hmmm . . . . Nah. Not the same level of writing, and that one I’m pretty sure did have our chromosomal pattern.

    *Yes, I know there are “garden-variety trolls” on the leftist end of the spectrum, too. Just sayin’ that this one never struck me as . . . authentic, shall we say, in that regard.

  87. 87.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    @Gex: MC Hammer?

  88. 88.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    @taylormattd: He thinks “the Democrats” are a coordinated force that always moves in lockstep, mostly to spite him personally. Forget it.

  89. 89.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    @Gex: Not the same commenter. No WAI, no cudlips, none of the cyberpunk jargon.

  90. 90.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Plus mclaren is too legit to quit.

  91. 91.

    Roger Moore

    November 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    @taylormattd:

    Also, do you realize the filibuster is *still* in place for legislation?

    We’ll see how long that lasts. The biggest thing that happened yesterday, even bigger than the rule change, is how the rules were changed. The Democrats just showed a willingness to change the rules in the middle of the session with a bare majority. This means that any sufficiently motivated bare majority can do the same thing for any other case. IOW, the only thing that’s keeping the filibuster around for legislation and Supreme Court nominees is that the Democrats haven’t found the motivation to go after them yet.

  92. 92.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: I mean, ffs, it barely passed for just judicial nominees, even after years of republican BS. Senators are really attached it it. Carl Levin still opposed it.

  93. 93.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    My plan to sell my book for $10,000,000:

    1. Write book.
    2. Demand $20,000,000 for rights to book.
    3. Await groundswell of support.
    4. Compromise at $10,000,000.

    I have some ideas for Step 1, so I figure you might as well call me a millionaire now.

  94. 94.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: FWIW, I’m under the impression that McLaren has said she is female. I have also had gay friends, men and women, use that phrase although it is entirely possible she said “tap that vag” and I just misheard her.

  95. 95.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Well, there’s that as well.

  96. 96.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: I know you’re pretty proud of your book, but this thread is about mclaren, not flipyrwhig.

  97. 97.

    Redshirt

    November 22, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    LOL Sick burns. Take that, McLaren!

  98. 98.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    @Roger Moore: I’m sure that’s all true.

    But NR was trying to use what happened in 2013 regarding judicial nominee filibusters, something made possible only after years of republican intransigence, as evidence that Harry Reid could have simply eliminated the filibuster in 2009 for legislation. Even though the filibuster for legislation is still currently in place.

  99. 99.

    Aji

    November 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    @Aji: Also, too: Yes, I know that gender identity and sexual orientation exist along a spectrum of great diversity and also overlap. [In my culture, we celebrate that.] Whatever anyone else is or is not implying, that’s not what I’m saying here. I’m saying that with regard to this specific individual, I have always been convinced that said individual is a cis/het white male conservatroll.

  100. 100.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Good point. I figure it should work for mclaren’s book too.

  101. 101.

    Anoniminous

    November 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    GOP are the majority in the House. Even if the Senate changed the filibuster Rule for legislation it wouldn’t matter. So there’s no point. So why bother.

  102. 102.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    @taylormattd:

    ah, but there’s the rub. you see, the filibuster still does exist as to legislation, but obama could simply get around this by instead nominating ‘a single payer health care system’ to a cabinet position.

    i’m sure our resident firebaggers could peruse the constupitution and make a reasonable argument that there’s no requirement that presidential appointees be actual human beings.

    of course, obama doesn’t have a spine, so it’ll never happen.

  103. 103.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    @taylormattd: NR doesn’t think that any politicians actually have views, often stupid ones. It’s all just back rooms and corruption. So if They wanted to do something, They could have, because They are a machine of Borg-like hive-mindedness and ruthless efficiency.

  104. 104.

    Gex

    November 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: That could be a really fun addition to the blog.

    @Omnes Omnibus: True. Still, uncanny how the response feels like it could be coming from people recently called cudlips.

  105. 105.

    Roger Moore

    November 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Let me guess, you also think there are too many states, and Obama should eliminate three or four.

    We could benefit by merging some of the big square states out West. Do we really need separate North and South Dakota? Wouldn’t it make sense to amalgamate Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho? Was it really a good idea to turn Alaska into a state?

  106. 106.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    @Gex: Well, mclaren does like to accuse people of masturbating to Holocaust porn; at some level that is like calling a person a cudlip, right?

  107. 107.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Hey McLaren, if you end up reading this thread, while I’ve never agreed with you on anything and think you’re a little kooky, I think you’re awright. I’d prefer you to some other commenters.

  108. 108.

    Roger Moore

    November 22, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    @taylormattd:
    Not to mention that in 2009 the Democrats thought they had 60 votes in the bag and deliberately avoided ending the filibuster under the theory that they didn’t need to. That it didn’t work out that way in reality- thanks Massholes- and that not doing away with the filibuster gave the furthest right Democratic Senators disproportionate power to shape legislation is something we only know for sure in hindsight.

  109. 109.

    I am not a kook

    November 22, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Let me guess, you also think there are too many states, and Obama should eliminate three or four.

    Wut? I can’t follow your non-sequitur. Must be because I’m vermin, so off to the guillotine I go! See ya! (or not)

  110. 110.

    MikeJ

    November 22, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    GOP are the majority in the House. Even if the Senate changed the filibuster Rule for legislation it wouldn’t matter.

    If you want to hear whinging, wait until the Dems take the house and institute their own version of the Hastert rule.

  111. 111.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I figure it should work for mclaren’s book too.

    Good luck finding a publisher for Holocaust Porn.

  112. 112.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    @I am not a kook:

    Wut? I can’t follow your non-sequitur. Must be because I’m vermin, so off to the guillotine I go! See ya! (or not)

    You can be in my clique if you want. There’s me, and you, so far.

  113. 113.

    BGinCHI

    November 22, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    If this country had full employment there would be no threads like this.

  114. 114.

    ranchandsyrup

    November 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @Roger Moore: Redraw the Western states based on major watersheds.

  115. 115.

    johnny aquitard

    November 22, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    @chopper:

    why not chant toko-loco’s name backwards three times while you’re at it?

    I always thought toko-loco was McLaren when she’s on her meds.

    Have we ever seen them comment in the same thread on the same day? I think not. Q.E.D.

  116. 116.

    El Cid

    November 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    @chopper: ;)

  117. 117.

    ericblair

    November 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    @MikeJ:

    If you want to hear whinging, wait until the Dems take the house and institute their own version of the Hastert rule.

    Can’t see the Dems ever instituting the Hastert More-Like-A-Suggestion. It makes it possible for minority factions of the majority party to stop legislation they don’t like over the majority’s wishes and that’s that. Which is great if you value party purity over getting shit done. Plus, emotionally, it’s the equivalent of tacking up a NO GIRLZ ALOWD sign outside your treehouse.

  118. 118.

    I am not a kook (Supreme Thought Leader)

    November 22, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:

    You can be in my clique if you want. There’s me, and you, so far.

    Accepted. Please note that OUR clique meetings are held at my house from now on for efficiency. I’ll send you the agenda and meeting time. Don’t be late. Thank you for your understanding and support.

  119. 119.

    John M. Burt

    November 22, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    Funny, just the other day, with all this talk about the Kennedy assassination anniversary, I was reminded of some clown who wrote a blog post in which he fantasized about a gigantic conspiracy to kill President Clinton, Vice President Gore, four Supreme Court Justices, a couple of hundred members of the House and Senate, &c., all in service of removing everyone who stood in the way of antichoice legislation.
    I composed in my head, though I did not write, a news report from the first anniversary of the Great Abortion Massacre, which was also the date for the dedication of the Kennedy Brothers Memorial on the Washington Mall. The reporter observed that if Ted Kennedy had died a natural death, the Memorial would probably never have been built, but the symbolic significance of all four being killed by enemies of American democracy had been too much to resist. S/he went on to observe that the Memorial also represented the tombstone of the anti-choice movement, since politicians and groups of all stripes had spent the preceding year scrambling madly to distance themselves from the terrorists….

  120. 120.

    Amir Khalid

    November 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    @johnny aquitard:
    On the other hand, mclaren has never called me, um, that name.

    On topic, it’s plain to me — even from way out here — that POTUS simply doesn’t have the kind of executive power mclaren thinks the office holds. He’s not supposed to have such power. I’ve seen the Youngstown Steel case discussed here before, in precisely this context. Even if Obama thought he could have instituted the health-care reforms he wanted by executive fiat, anything he did that way the next Republican President could undo just as simply.

  121. 121.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    @taylormattd:

    Is it your belief that Harry Reid has *always* had the votes to eliminate the filibuster?

    It’s my belief that the Democrats could have eliminated the filibuster at any time with a simple majority vote.

    And by the way, in this case, another term for “my belief” is “objective reality.”

    Also, do you realize the filibuster is *still* in place for legislation?

    Wow, you’re an idiot. That’s some grade-A stupidity right there.

    Free clue: If you can eliminate the filibuster for *some* things with a majority vote, you can eliminate it for *anything* with a majority vote.

  122. 122.

    Tone in DC

    November 22, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Step One: President goes on national TV and declares the nationalization of the Health Care Sector.

    Step Two: Congress impeaches, INpeaches, overpeaches and then cans peaches to stop the President from attempting a coup d’etat.

    Oh, man. Richard, you may not want the resident trolls to truly glom onto your august self. As they are about to. Snarling jackals, indeed.

    Just sayin’.

  123. 123.

    John M. Burt

    November 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    McLaren imagines President Obama issuing an Executive Order nationalizing the entire medical industry and a public reaction which led ultimately to a compromise on a single-payer system.

    Look, McLaren, the right-whingers are already talking as though he had done exactly that . . . .

  124. 124.

    Another Holocene Human

    November 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    @Aji: Garden variety unmedicated schizotypal disorder, more like it. That’s my internet diagnosis as an offical Internet Commenter Pseudocologist.

  125. 125.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    @Tone in DC: mmmm.. peaches.

  126. 126.

    Death Panel Truck

    November 22, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Wouldn’t it make sense to amalgamate Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho?

    Mondahoming?

  127. 127.

    ranchandsyrup

    November 22, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    I thought that mclaren was writing Oath Keeper pr0n?

  128. 128.

    Aji

    November 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    @Another Holocene Human: You’re more generous than I am. Pseudocologist degree or not. :-)

  129. 129.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Good going, Richard: you’ve given a troll a front-page spotlight.

  130. 130.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    @taylormattd:

    It was a single story from David Kirkpatrick in the New York Times,

    Which was later confirmed by Tom Daschle.Your continued denials of established facts is really pathetic, you know?

    Additionally, even after everyone acknowledged the deal on costs and drug re-importation had been cut, many Senators were *still* talking up the public option.

    El. Oh. El.

    Senators can “talk up” all they want to. It doesn’t matter. The fix was in.

    The fact is that Obama cut a secret backroom deal with the hospitals and insurance companies to kill the public option, just like his secret backroom deal with Big Pharma to kill drug reimportation. The end.

  131. 131.

    Amir Khalid

    November 22, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    @Death Panel Truck:
    Or Wyotaho?

  132. 132.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    Good going, Richard: you’ve given a troll a front-page spotlight.

    Imani did that once for Troll Allan the Self-Righteous Little White Guy and it wasn’t the end of the world.

  133. 133.

    Amir Khalid

    November 22, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:
    And Tom Levenson did it for none other than T&H.

  134. 134.

    Napoleon

    November 22, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    My grandpa, and some uncles, worked for Youngstown Sheet and Tube!

  135. 135.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    And Tom Levenson did it for none other than T&H.

    I missed that.

  136. 136.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 22, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    @Death Panel Truck: Not in my mondahome.

    I want to amend the Constitution to give a third, and subsequent, senator, for every heavy-rail mass transit system the state has.

  137. 137.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 22, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    @John M. Burt: This is just a less nuanced version of the old DemocraticUnderground,com fave, throwing Medicare open to all by executive order. Or via a signing statement. Because unitary executive…

  138. 138.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    You know, I’m changing my tune here. Most of the time I just skim over McL’s stuff, but because of this post I actually read some of it, and now I’m thinking he/she is really a parody troll.

    Because nobody is that crazy.

  139. 139.

    Roger Moore

    November 22, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    @Davis X. Machina:

    I want to amend the Constitution to give a third, and subsequent, senator, for every heavy-rail mass transit system the state has.

    How about one extra Senator for each county with a population larger than the least populous state?

  140. 140.

    Redshirt

    November 22, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    @different-church-lady: You’ve seen this Internet before, yes? Lots of crazy people in the Tubes.

  141. 141.

    sooner grunt (mobile)

    November 22, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    @different-church-lady: you obviously haven’t met some of our patients….

  142. 142.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    @NR:

    It’s my belief that the Democrats could have eliminated the filibuster at any time with a simple majority vote.

    And by the way, in this case, another term for “my belief” is “objective reality.”

    Well shit, why didn’t somebody just do this earlier then?

    Ya know what, you’re right! The filibuster “could” have been eliminated back in 1940 by a “simple” majority vote!

    In fact, the Civil Right Act of 1964 “could” have been passed back in, what, 1945 with a “simple” majority vote!

    What other deep insight to you have for us today? Slavery “could” have ended in the early 1800s with a “simple” vote by Congress?

  143. 143.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    @Redshirt: Nobody who believed a plan like that could actually work would be able to put together the high-degeree-of-difficulty prose presented.

    Clearly this particular McL offering is satirizing someone, but I’m not sure who.

  144. 144.

    Fair Economist

    November 22, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    Yeah, sure, Richard spotlighted a troll but, hey, sometimes it’s fun to mock them and the thread ended up rather entertaining.

    Think of it as an petblogging for an internet kind of pet. You know, like one of those blogs about a pet who goes poopy on the rug or eats the thanksgiving turkey. They can’t help themselves, and it’s amusing to talk about it.

  145. 145.

    taylormattd

    November 22, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    @NR:

    Which was later confirmed by Tom Daschle.Your continued denials of established facts is really pathetic, you know?

    You are a fucking imbecile.

    Tom Daschle:

    The President fought for the public option just as he did for affordable health care for all Americans,” he said. “The public option was dropped only when it was no longer viable in Congress, not as a result of any deal cut by the White House.

  146. 146.

    Violet

    November 22, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    @Amir Khalid: So did John Cole, when he commissioned the art piece, put up a thread about it with a picture of it.

  147. 147.

    Ripley

    November 22, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Please note that OUR clique meetings are held at my house from now on for efficiency.

    No secret backroom deals, now.

    ETA: And no buttfucking.

  148. 148.

    Amir Khalid

    November 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:
    Timmeh got it into his head that false-colour photographs of celestial objects were an attempt by astronomers to deceive the public about what OUT THERE looked like. And nothing Tom said could shake his certainty on this point. I don’t remember when exactly it was — last year or thereabouts? — but it was just Timmeh being Timmeh.

  149. 149.

    Peter

    November 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    @NR: And for forty years America had the capability to destroy the population of the USSR, it’s hated enemies, in a nuclear firestorm. And yet somehow, this didn’t happen? It’s as if there’s more at play in politics than simple capability!

  150. 150.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    @taylormattd: God, you are a brain-dead, cultist fanboy.

    Daschle:

    In his book, Daschle reveals that after the Senate Finance Committee and the White House convinced hospitals to to accept $155 billion in payment reductions over ten years on July 8, the hospitals and Democrats operated under two “working assumptions.” “One was that the Senate would aim for health coverage of at least 94 percent of Americans,” Daschle writes. “The other was that it would contain no public health plan,” which would have reimbursed hospitals at a lower rate than private insurers.

  151. 151.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 22, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    @NR: You’ve never actually read Candide, have ya, Puddin?

  152. 152.

    Richard Mayhew

    November 22, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Yes I did because I can’t stand stupidity masquerading as the only honest principle and a little sunlight should be useful every now and then to bridge dwellers.

  153. 153.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 22, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    @NR: @taylormattd: Oh, and by the way, I love the fact that the filibuster reform yesterday has finally, once-and-for-all revealed you and your fellow Obots excuse of “But… but… sixty votes!”

    Tiger, we “Obots” are the ones who’ve been trying to explain to you and your ilk since that six weeks “we” had “sixty votes” that “sixty votes” didn’t mean much when one of them was Joe Lieberman’s, another was Blanche Lincoln’s, still another was Evan Bayh’s…

    You haven’t posted this much in a while, nor been so incoherent, brevity being the soul of the rock-like steadiness of your tiny little brain. I’m thinking: A sub in study hall and you lost the Trapper Keeper where you keep your copy of “Jane Hamsher Explains Obama to Naderite Rage Bunnies”?

  154. 154.

    Mnemosyne

    November 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    @NR:

    Wait, health insurance lobbyist Tom Daschle is now saying that health insurance reform was done wrong? Gosh, that’s a shocker. Next thing you know, Paula Deen will be a paid spokesperson for diabetes medication.

  155. 155.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    @taylormattd:

    Well shit, why didn’t somebody just do this earlier then?

    Because they didn’t want to.

    Are you really this stupid?

  156. 156.

    Older

    November 22, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Wyotato

  157. 157.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Oh, I have. And like I said–you Obots are nothing new. People like you have been around for a long time.

  158. 158.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 22, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    @NR: Can you not argue without calling people names such as dumbass or Obots?

    By the way, I’m a proud Obot. I love my President. What is wrong with that? If you don’t like him, vote for someone else. You mind find it shocking that there are millions of us who love this President. We know he’s not perfect but we’re glad he won in 2008 and 2012. If there is a better candidate in 2016, vote him/her into the White House.

  159. 159.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    @NR:

    It’s my belief that the Democrats could have eliminated the filibuster at any time with a simple majority vote.

    and my aunt could become my uncle anytime she wants by merely growing a dick.

    how about you list the 51 senators that would totes have voted to end the filibuster for legislation back in 09. please, show us how simple it would have been.

    And by the way, in this case, another term for “my belief” is “objective reality.”

    oh, tee hee. oh, tee hee hee.

  160. 160.

    Valdivia

    November 22, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    since I have her troll filtered I had never really appreciated all her genius. just wow.

  161. 161.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    @NR:

    Because they didn’t want to.

    which apparently is obama’s fault. clearly, if he had a spine, he would have (insert magical thinking here) and thus ended the filibuster entirely.

  162. 162.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    @chopper: Wow. Did you really just respond to this…

    It’s my belief that the Democrats could have eliminated the filibuster at any time with a simple majority vote.

    …with this?

    how about you list the 51 senators that would totes have voted to end the filibuster for legislation back in 09

    I guess you don’t understand the difference between “could” and “would.” Perhaps some remedial Kindergarten classes are in order for you? They’ll make you sit in the corner if you eat paste, though, so watch out.

  163. 163.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 22, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    @NR: They’ll make you sit in the corner if you eat paste, though, so watch out.

    We’ll have to defer to your personal and I’m guessing not very distant experience with paste eating, Sparky.

  164. 164.

    Suffern ACE

    November 22, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    @NR: 70% support of what?

    So right now, the complaints are that
    1) OMG – I can’t sign up!
    2) The President said I could keep my plan but I have to change.

    1) wouldn’t go away whether or not there was a public option or medicare for all.
    2) Do you hear the complaints that people would be happier to lose their plans knowing that this new “government plan” was available instead? I don’t.

    Yeah. That 70% really means something, until you actually make people change. Then that 70% goes to 30%.

  165. 165.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Oh, good god. What’s next from you? “I know you are, but what am I?”

  166. 166.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    @NR: Um, no. If the Dems could have ended the filibuster, then who are those people who would have voted to do that so they could have? That’s how the relationship for those words work.

  167. 167.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    @NR:

    lol. so your whole idiotic shtick is to rant about what was technically possible on paper, and blame it’s lack of happening on the president. no wonder you brought up candide, it’s clear you’re still working on the 8th grade reading list.

    let’s try this out. (hits head with brick a few times) okay, y’all, it’s my belief that house and senate republicans COULD have voted for a single payer system any time they wanted to.

    senate republicans COULD have voted to give everyone in america a puppy. and a brick of pure gold. why they didn’t is anybody’s guess, but i’ll bet it has to do with the president’s lack of a spine.

    okay, i managed to replicate NR’s complete and utter buffoonery. what do i win, outside of permanent brain damage?

  168. 168.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    @NR:

    Because they didn’t want to. you don’t go nuclear on a whim.

    Are you really this stupid?

    Didn’t fix the second sentence, because in the new context it even more appropriate.

  169. 169.

    gwangung

    November 22, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    @NR: That wasn’t a response. You’re not fooling anybody with that evasiveness.

  170. 170.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    i mean, if you’re going to get pissed about single-payer based on what could technically have happened on paper but didn’t in real life because of the way congresscritters really felt, why go through all the trouble of crying over the dems not nuking the filibuster? why not instead just blame the GOP for their complete opposition to the entire concept?

    i mean, it’s pretty clear at this point NR is a GOP troll.

  171. 171.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 22, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    @Cassidy: It’s not only “could” and “would” that NR struggles with, it’s also “they.” Why didn’t “they” do it sooner? Because “they” is comprised of a lot of individuals who think about their interests and don’t always listen to reason and sometimes change their minds over time. He doesn’t accept any of that. “They” are always a herd waiting to be led by an Ubermensch, and when “they” don’t act in unison, it can only be because the Ubermensch didn’t care enough to try. It’s hopeless.

  172. 172.

    RSA

    November 22, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    How about one extra Senator for each county with a population larger than the least populous state?

    That makes a lot of sense. Unlike the rubes who complain, “We’re not adequately represented because there are so few of us!”

  173. 173.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    I guess brave Sir Robin ran away.

  174. 174.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    @chopper:

    so your whole idiotic shtick is to rant about what was technically possible on paper,

    You know what another word for “technically possible on paper” is? Possible.

    So as I said, as the vote yesterday on filibuster reform proves, all you Obots’ sniveling about “We couldn’t pass anything without sixty votes!” is nothing but bullshit. The Democrats could have passed anything they wanted to, and they didn’t need sixty votes to do it.

    and blame it’s lack of happening on the president.

    I don’t blame its lack of happening on the President. I blame it on the Democratic party.

  175. 175.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    @NR: So among other things you don’t understand time either? Interesting.

  176. 176.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    @Cassidy: You get less and less coherent with every post you make. That’s quite an achievement.

  177. 177.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    @NR: I think we both know I’m not real concerned about any attempted insult from you. Please carry on, though. Your shrillness is amusing.

  178. 178.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    @NR:

    You know what another word for “technically possible on paper” is?

    “meaningless”

  179. 179.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    @NR: The problem is that you are treating the Democratic Party as a monolithic thing. The vast majority of Democrats could be in favor of something like filibuster reform, but a few holdouts are enough to gum up the works. Basically, 60 votes was the threshold as long as the GOP chose to filibuster everything; they didn’t have to do it. It isn’t the way things worked in the past.

  180. 180.

    Ripley

    November 22, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Dear NR:

    I usually agree with your excellent points and like the pithy tone of your writing, but with today’s thread, I have to say I’ve lost faith and find you no longer supportable.

    Sincerely,
    Hitler

  181. 181.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    @Cassidy: Actually, you seem very concerned about every single thing I post. Every single thread I’m in, you’re there, talking about how unconcerned you are about me. Hmm. That’s pretty strange….

  182. 182.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    @NR:

    So as I said, as the vote yesterday on filibuster reform proves, all you Obots’ sniveling about “We couldn’t pass anything without sixty votes!” is nothing but bullshit. The Democrats could have passed anything they wanted to, and they didn’t need sixty votes to do it.

    your problem is, when people say “we couldn’t pass anything without sixty votes” it’s implied that they’re talking about real life, not on paper. on paper, the dems could have spiked the filibuster and passed it with 51 votes. on paper, the GOP could have decided to get on board and there would have been 100 votes. on paper, the president could have sicced ST6 on senate republicans and ended the whole problem. on paper who gives a shit?

    if you need, we could add ‘in real life’ to the end of every sentence to make it easier for brain-addled buffoons such as yourself, but let’s face it, why deliberately dumb it down for a handful of idiots like you?

  183. 183.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    @Ripley: Shorter Obots: Anyone who acknowledges the reality that Obama and the Democrats aren’t the saints we like to pretend they are is literally Hitler.

  184. 184.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    @chopper:

    on paper, the dems could have spiked the filibuster and passed it with 51 votes.

    You mean like they did yesterday?

    Oh, I guess that was just “on paper” and not “real life.” My mistake. I’ll try to think more like an Obot in the future.

  185. 185.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    @NR:

    the democrats didn’t spike the filibuster for legislation yesterday, dumbass.

    maybe you think a single payer health care system is a presidential appointment, in which case you need to get help.

  186. 186.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    @NR: I really haven’t said much to you in this thread nor in quite a while. Although, now it’s easy to see why you think the way you do, if it can be called thinking. You have an estranged relationship with facts and reality.

  187. 187.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    @chopper:

    the democrats didn’t spike the filibuster for legislation yesterday, dumbass.

    I’ll just point you to something I said earlier in this very thread:

    Free clue: If you can eliminate the filibuster for *some* things with a majority vote, you can eliminate it for *anything* with a majority vote.

    Do you get it yet, or do I need to repeat it 50 more times?

  188. 188.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    @Cassidy: Oh, wow. The irony of you saying someone else has a problem with facts and reality is almost too hilarious to deal with.

    At least you’re amusing, if nothing else!

  189. 189.

    Gravenstone

    November 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    And the lesson from today’s thread is that NR stands for Not Rational.

  190. 190.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    @NR:

    again you’re talking about the ‘on paper’ fantasy land. which is, again, meaningless.

    on paper every GOP senator could have resigned in 2009 allowing the president to pass whatever he wanted. Hey, if one senator can resign, all of them could. lots o shit is possible in fantasy land. So what?

  191. 191.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Or more likely, the staff lawyer that is tasked with writing up the draft executive order remembers something from law school about the Youngstown Steel case and refuses the assignment and offers his resignation and leaks the plan to the Washington Post a week before the speech.

    This is the same kind of White House counsel who eagerly wrote memos supporting torture? But somehow only 9 years later “remembers something from law school” and “offers his resignation”?

    Really?

    In what universe?

  192. 192.

    Ruckus

    November 22, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:
    I thought you kept your goldfish in a swimming pool.

  193. 193.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    I didn’t know Obama kept bush’s lawyers on as his counsel. interesting. executive order 13491 must have caused a bit of friction in that relationship.

  194. 194.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    @Gravenstone: And the lesson from today’s thread is that Obots have no idea what “rational” means.

  195. 195.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    @chopper:

    again you’re talking about the ‘on paper’ fantasy land.

    No. I’m talking about reality. Which is where the Democrats had the power to do away with the filibuster whenever they chose.

  196. 196.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    @fuckwit:

    I dunno. The more I look at the tangled mess we’ve got, the more I like Medicare for All.

    The ACA is arguably a backdoor method of sneaking in Medicare for All. But it’s going to leave a lot of people uncovered until the ACA gets patched, and then of course there’s the issue of cost controls, which the ACA doesn’t really address.

    It is worth asking why Democrats like Richard Mayhew rush forward to assure us that whatever atrocity Republican administrations ram through and then legally justify with bogus memos by the White House counsel and Attorney General, like torture or extraordinary rendition or sequestering congressionally authorized funding for a major agency like the EPA as Ronald Reagan did, is just something we have to live with because “it’s not politically realistic to impeach George W. Bush” or “it’s not politically realistic to impeach Ronald Reagan for Iran-Contra” and so on.

    But these selfsame DINOs like Richard Mayhew warn us in tones of punitive hysteria that if Democrats actually try to push through any of the policies Democrats believe in, like single-payer health care, that a Democratic president will be impeached so fast you’ll hear a sonic boom.

    How does that work, exactly?

    The most grotesque violations of the constitution are things we can’t repeal under Republican presidents because “it’s not politically realistic”? But even the smallest steps toward policies that polls show 60% of the American public believes in would result in immediate impeachment of a Democratic president and resignation of the cabinet officers and White House counsel and Attorney General tasked with implementing those policies??

    What is wrong with this picture?

    Does this view fit observed reality?

    Obama ended torture. He wasn’t impeached. Obama supported same-sex marriage. He wasn’t impeached. Obama refused to cave in on the debt ceiling. He wasn’t impeached.

    Every single time Obama has stood up and refused to cave in to Republican bulying, he hasn’t been impeached. Yet guys like Richard Mayhew assure us that if Obama actually stood up for a serious progressive policy, he’d be impeached, no question.

    So the question really becomes…is Richard Mayhew really a Democrat, or just another Republican-lite?

    Does Mayhew actually have any evidence or logic to support his argument that getting a public option or a single-payer nationalized health care policy if Obama had negotiated differently was not “politically realistic”?

    Or does all Richard Mayhew have is some name-calling?

    Sounds like a classic Republican tactic to me. Don’t bother to supply facts, don’t offer any logic, just call your opponent a “moonbat” and “insane.”

  197. 197.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    @NR:

    technically, on paper.

    if only the majority party had spiked the entire filibuster, something which has never happened in American history and only exists on paper, we could have had single payer.

    If only a handful of the minority party had decided to offer to vote for cloture, something which had happened a shit-ton of times in American history, we could have had single payer.

    Which ones of these makes more sense? and why are you so obsessed with the first? do the republicans get no blame in NR’s candyland?

  198. 198.

    Grumpy Code Monkey

    November 22, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    @NR:

    @taylormattd:
    Is it your belief that Harry Reid has *always* had the votes to eliminate the filibuster?

    It’s my belief that the Democrats could have eliminated the filibuster at any time with a simple majority vote.

    And by the way, in this case, another term for “my belief” is “objective reality.”

    What the bloody hell is Reid supposed to do if less than 50 Democrats (and 0 Republicans) are willing to go along with the plan?

    The Democrats are currently pulling double duty as both the liberal and conservative political parties Congress (the GOP has completely checked out); there is absolutely no reason to expect Congressional Dems to act as a block. The only reason Reid has the votes now is because even the most staid Democratic Senators are getting tired of being pelted with feces from the monkey house.

    Congress is supposed to run the show, not the President, and the fact that up until now they haven’t been willing to sacrifice tradition for efficiency is because we keep electing doorknobs. That’s on us.

  199. 199.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    @mclaren: I stuck up for you mclaren but I was drowned out by the Obots screaming for their motherfucking comity and reasonable center right solutions.

  200. 200.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: I thought you said your goldfish were stuck-up.

  201. 201.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    @chopper:

    I didn’t know Obama kept bush’s lawyers on as his counsel. interesting. executive order 13491 must have caused a bit of friction in that relationship.

    Then you haven’t been paying attention. Obama’s lawyers have been for 4 years making exactly the same arguments Bush’s lawyers made, so they might as well be the same people.

    If the names change but the policies remain the same, it’s fair to same that nothing meaningful has changed.

    Or did you miss Attorney General Eric Holder assuring us that firing a Hellfire missile at a U.S. citizen without a trial or criminal charges constitutes “due process”?

    In the Obama era, “due process” can mean a secretly signed order targeting an American citizen for execution by Hellfire missile.

    That’s not the overheated view of some embittered critic, but rather the carefully explained defence by the President’s top legal officer.

    Source: “Holder Defends Obama’s View of Due Process,” The Globe and Mail, 15 March 2012.

    The plain fact of the matter is that today, in 2013, lawyers working in the White House have become whores. Democratic or Republican, it makes no difference — the lawyers will sign off on anything the President asks. Torture? No problem! Murdering U.S. citizens without a trial or charges? Sure!

    So why not order the White House lawyers to sign off on a policy that would actually help the U.S. economy and the American people in a direct immediate way?

    Like, oh, say, implementing nationalized single-payer by executive order?

    But wait. These whore lawyers who will sign off on any torture or murder at a president’s whim, suddenly, they’re going to be stricken with pangs of conscience as soon as the president orders them to sign a memo supporting a national single-payer health care policy that 59% of the American people favor — or that’s what Richard Mayhew would like us to believe.

    What is wrong with Mayhew’s argument?

    Can you spot the flaw here?

    …Yes, I think you can.

  202. 202.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    mclaren, let’s clear up something very disturbing. Would you really tap McMegan’s ass or was that just drunk talk?

  203. 203.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Really? You’re gonna go there and make fun of my dead goldfish?

  204. 204.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    Let’s take a quick look at the polls showing overwhelming support for Democratic progressive policies:

    Poll: Americans Overwhelmingly Support Increase in Minimum Wage – New Gallup poll shows 76% of Americans want wage to increase; trend shows consistent support for increased federal minimum wage

    Poll Shows Vast Majority for More Wall St. Regulation

    An overwhelming majority of Americans wants Wall Street subjected to tougher regulation in the aftermath of the bank bailout and the bonus scandals that have rocked the U.S. financial sector, according to a Harris poll released on Thursday, Reuters reported.

    Another poll shows majority support for single-payer

    A New York Times/CBS News poll released last week shows, yet again, that the majority of Americans support national health insurance.

    The poll, which compares answers to the same questions from 30 years ago, finds that, “59% [of Americans] say the government should provide national health insurance, including 49% who say such insurance should cover all medical problems.”

    Only 32% think that insurance should be left to private enterprise.

    Two thirds of Americans support medicare for all

    If we examine the questions posed by all the polls of the general public, one difference between the two sets of poll questions jumps out immediately: The questions that generated levels of support at 60 percent or higher mentioned one of three existing single-payer programs – the Canadian system, the British system, and the US Medicare program. (I have bolded the words referring to these systems in the poll questions, which are presented in the footnotes to Table 1.) In other words, those questions didn’t just rely on the phrase “single payer,” a phrase most people do not understand.

    Multiple polls find opposition to Syrian airstrikes

    And so on.

    This is not a new finding. Polls over the last 30 years have repeatedly found majority support for progressive Democratic policies among the general public.

    Yet somehow, alleged “Democrats” like Richard Mayhew always run out of the shower, with soap still in their eyes, to explain why these Democratic progressive policies overwhelmingly supported by the American people, are not “politically realistic.”

    Does that sound credible to you?

  205. 205.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Apparently so.

  206. 206.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:

    mclaren, let’s clear up something very disturbing. Would you really tap McMegan’s ass or was that just drunk talk?

    Megan McArdle strikes me as hot — or, at least, she was a few years ago. Hells yeah, I’d bang her ’till she couldn’t walk.

    You’re telling me you don’t think this woman is a serious babe?

    She’s a nitwit. She’s a far-right Koch brothers stooge. She’s a loathsome defender of just about any reactionary policy that comes down the pike. So I’d have to gag her, but absolutely I would tap that ass. She’s gorgeous.

    Just speaking for myself, of course. And I don’t see why it’s “disturbing” to say I’d bang a hot babe.

  207. 207.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    @mclaren: This has to be one of my favorite comments ever.

  208. 208.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    Alas, Richard Mayhew’s personal attack on me doesn’t seem to have produced the effect he’d hoped. Instead of an online lynch mob gleefully sneering at anyone who dares suggest that President Obama could have gotten a better deal on health care if he hadn’t started out by conceding that single payer nationalized health care was off the table, a vigorous debate seems to have broken out as to whether it was indeed “politically realistic” to abandon single-payer prior to the ACA negotations.

    Too bad, Richard.

    Better luck next time.

  209. 209.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    @mclaren: I’m calling it — parody troll.

  210. 210.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    @NR:

    Do you get it yet, or do I need to repeat it 50 more times?

    Why bother answering? You’re clearly going to take the second option no matter what.

  211. 211.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    @Cassidy: Yeah, but not yet conducive to inclusion in the lexicon. A bit of work is required.

  212. 212.

    Ripley

    November 22, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    @NR:

    Dear NR:

    What Hitler said.

    Love,
    Satan

  213. 213.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    @mclaren: Yes, the American people are on our side. That makes it more the pity that they keep electing those senators and representatives that are completely and utterly dedicated to keeping those things from happening, no?

  214. 214.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    What with the mentions of Hitler and Satan, safe to say the pro-Obama commenters have not covered themselves with glory in this one.

  215. 215.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    @mclaren: So how about Ann Coulter? Do-able for a hate-shag in your eyes?

  216. 216.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    That makes it more the pity that they keep electing those senators and representatives that are completely and utterly dedicated to keeping those things from happening, no?

    There is a segment of the population who just think that Democrats are icky.

  217. 217.

    Ripley

    November 22, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    You’re telling me you don’t think this woman is a serious babe?

    Dear mclaren:

    You have made me gay.

    Best,
    Men Everywhere

  218. 218.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    @mclaren:

    What with the mentions of Hitler and Satan, safe to say the pro-Obama commenters have not covered themselves with glory in this one.

    Obama is still president so they were victorious for another day.

  219. 219.

    Cassidy

    November 22, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    @different-church-lady: Can’t speak for McLaren, and still under the impression that she’s a she, but I’ve always been of the mind that doable doesn’t have to be likable; any port in a storm will do.

  220. 220.

    Betty Cracker

    November 22, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    @mclaren: And just to make sure we’re not perpetrating a nano-aggression via cisgender privilege, you are a DUDE who finds McArglebargle hawt, correct?

  221. 221.

    mclaren

    November 22, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    History shows, doesn’t it, that when the American people overwhelmingly favor certain policies and elected or appointed representatives or judges try to block those policies, progressive presidents have found clever ways of bending the rules to translate the will of the people into political reality?

    I would remind you that FDR had judges ruling his legislation unconstitutional, and he managed to get around that. There’s a gray area here. I would also remind you that President Obama right now has violated the law and flouted congress by ordering that federal agencies not enforce a section of the ACA’s provision for one year.

    This seems to strike everyone as perfectly reasonable — as, indeed, it is.

    So might we possibly consider that if Obama were to order various federal agencies not to enforce certain other provisions of congressional health care legislation, or to order said federal agencies to enforce them differently, that this might possibly not cause the world to end, as Richard Mayhew has suggested?

    Just something to think about.

  222. 222.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker: His/her name is Pat. Does that halp?

  223. 223.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    @mclaren: Yes, FDR was very clever and tenacious working his way around a Republican congress like that all those years.

    Just something to think about.

  224. 224.

    Ripley

    November 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader:

    Dear Some Fuckhead:

    Hang in there, dudebro, 2016 is just around the corner.

    Deeply,
    Rand Paul

  225. 225.

    richard mayhew

    November 22, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    @McLaren

    STEP 1 of your plan has a (in)credible threat of nationalizing the means of production of 15 percent of the economy economy. When has there been more than a third of the Democratic Party been for a policy similar to that ? Perhaps 1933? Definitely not since 1974

    The leftmost anchor of the elected dem party in 2009 was private providers charging market rates as determined by a very large buyer CMS. There was no support for National Health Service… so yes projecting a massive Dem defection in Congress and an epic crackdown from the Supreme Court is reasonable

  226. 226.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    @Ripley: Haha! How do you keep doing that with the same awesome results each time?

  227. 227.

    daverave

    November 22, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    nevermind

  228. 228.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    November 22, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    @Ripley:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dudebro

    Ha – Dudebro is a real thing! I thought it was just a crazy word you O-tards made up. Well, at least we know what you fools are talking about now when you say it. For the record:

    I am 47.
    I do not follow college football, altho I may watch a bowl game depending on the story line.
    I do not wear khaki cargo shorts.
    I do not wear pink polo shirts.
    I don’t own anything by Abercrombie & Fitch
    I don’t own anything by Hollister.
    I don’t wear a trucker hat, or any other kind of hat.
    I don’t listen to any of the following: O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). (I may in fact have some Dave Matthews and/or The Fray on my jukebox but I have over 25,000 songs from five generations.)
    I am not insecure in my manhood or insanely jealous of my girlfriend. 25 years of marriage takes a lot out of ya.
    I am not overly macho or homophobic; in fact I often joke I am 25% gay because I like disco music, vote Democratic and something else I can’t remember right now.

  229. 229.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    @different-church-lady: You talked about FDR without mentioning the Japanese internment. I think you have to turn in your Obot badge now.

  230. 230.

    NR

    November 22, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    @different-church-lady: They keep voting for Democrats who say they want progressive policies enacted…. And then turn around and do not enact them.

    Of course, the Dems always have some convenient excuse for why they couldn’t do it, and so far, the voters seem to be buying them. But I wouldn’t expect that to hold out much longer.

  231. 231.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    @mclaren:

    Yeah, if you ignore the myriad number of posts calling you a mentally ill buffoon, you really come out looking pretty good.

  232. 232.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    @NR: I didn’t realize I had one to turn in.

    @NR: Which is exactly the reason Democrats now control the house, right?

  233. 233.

    different-church-lady

    November 22, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    @chopper: “Declare victory and leave.” Except the second part never seems to happen.

  234. 234.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    I didn’t realize I had one to turn in.

    NR meant the ID card – the one with the RFID chip.

  235. 235.

    GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)

    November 22, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    @NR:

    You stupid motherfucker. Though a majority supported a “choice” of a public option, few supported single payer.

    Secondly, it was the senate that fucked the public option, not Obama.

    Thirdly, hospitals and insurers HATE obamacare (I am a health care provider) and it would have been WORSE with universal medicaid.

    Shut the fuck up.

  236. 236.

    Valdivia

    November 22, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    so is McClaren a gal or a guy? I know this is probably not the foremost issue in this thread but it seems to be the one thing no one was able to answer. The language on McArdle would indicate to me a dude, but I guess that’s just me being hyper girly and thinking women don’t talk like that.

  237. 237.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 22, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    @Valdivia: Sadly, that question has made it to multiple threads now.

  238. 238.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    @Valdivia:

    Since it’s a troll, it’s whatever it wants to be.

  239. 239.

    Valdivia

    November 22, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    @chopper:

    I guess it gets to change its persona eh? :)
    That post on McArdle just totally threw me, not just because its kind of ewwww, but just so not what I expect from this particular troll. Its usually more one note you know?

  240. 240.

    chopper

    November 22, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    @NR:

    Lol, shows what you know. It’s a brand. Once great obama fully puts into effect part 2 of his agenda you’ll need to wear the mark in order to oh, I’ve said too much already.

  241. 241.

    sharl

    November 23, 2013 at 2:21 am

    This thread is like the kind of dreams I get when heavily medicated.
    Thanks Richard!

  242. 242.

    Laertes

    November 23, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    Okay, it just now hit me where this came from. There’s an episode of the West Wing in which the the President threatens to nationalize the trucking industry if management and labor don’t arrive at a settlement that averts a strike. McLaren’s plan seems to be based on this fantasy.

    Implausibility aside, it was a really good episode.

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