Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

It’s a doggy dog world.

Everybody saw this coming.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

This fight is for everything.

Not all heroes wear capes.

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  2. 2.

    Gravenstone

    And that chyron can still omit the “…to turkey carnage over her shoulder” and remain 100% accurate.

  4. 4.

    feebog

    Yes, Turkey Pardon day was so much fun she quit a few months later. Princess Dumbass of the North for sure.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    I was searching for that video a couple of days ago (annual tradition, dontchaknow), and after typing ‘Sarah Palin turkey’ into the search bar, Google helpfully offered some suggestions to refine the search: ‘massacre’, ‘fiasco’, and ‘slaughter’.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    The other thing is that if you’re masochistic and actually listen to the whole damn interview, she babbles on about how important it is to her to go back and fight for Alaskans as their governor and so on and so forth. Six months later, of course, she resigned.

  11. 11.

    Amir Khalid

    Watch that guy in the background. At first he just stands there awkwardly, aware that he’s in the shot and torn between wasting work time and ruining the Governor’s interview. Then he says to himself, “Ah, fuck it, I got work to do,” and resumes killing turkeys. A more conscientious worker than the almost-Vice president in the foreground.

  15. 15.

    Person of Choler

    To quote a comedian commenting at the time of the video, “It’s a turkey farm. It’s Thanksgiving. What do you think the turkeys do? Graduate?

  17. 17.

    dr. luba

    I love watching the holiday classics: A Christmas Carol, Christmas Story, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street……and the Palin Turkey Massacre. They never get old.

  18. 18.

    Ash Can

    It’s impossible for me to look at her and not hear “Yackety Sax” playing in the background.

  19. 19.

    ? Martin

    @Person of Choler:

    To quote a comedian commenting at the time of the video, “It’s a turkey farm. It’s Thanksgiving. What do you think the turkeys do? Graduate?

    Everyone poops, but we don’t interview celebrities and politicians on the shitter.

  21. 21.

    NotMax

    @a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2013/11/27/this-will-never-get-old/#comment-4733773″>BGinCHI

    In keeping with the holiday theme, the Tea Party (and GOP) is chock full of nut crackers.

  22. 22.

    BGinCHI

    @Ash Can:

    It’s impossible for me to look at her and not hear “Yackety Sax” playing in her head.

    fix’d

    /what ever happened to the strikeout feature?

  23. 23.

    beltane

    @? Martin: Didn’t LBJ give interviews while sitting on the throne? I’d rather listen to LBJ taking a dump than listen to whatever those sounds are coming out of Sarah Palin’s mouth.

  26. 26.

    Hal

    Sometimes I’m ashamed of wasting neurons on her, but Palin is in my top 5 of the most loathsome public figures. Her and Rinse Pubics are so full of it I get hives just listening to them bs their way through interviews.

  29. 29.

    gbear

    I’ve seen chickens beheaded when I was a kid, but I’ve never once been able to click on that video. I can’t watch it.

  30. 30.

    BGinCHI

    @NotMax: There is no button though, right? You have to use html tags?

    I tried it and fucked it up several times and gave up. Probably Bill Gates’s fault at some level.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    @BGinCHI

    Dunno about buttons – mostly surf with images turned off, so really never saw them even if they were once there.

    Real men use HTML. :)

    strike and /strike – inside the angle brackets.

  34. 34.

    WereBear

    The only thing that makes it better was the first year it appeared, on Keith Olbermann’s show, with punning commentary running along the bottom.

    Good times.

  36. 36.

    JustRuss

    @dr. luba:

    I love watching the holiday classics: A Christmas Carol, Christmas Story, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street……and the Palin Turkey Massacre. They never get old.

    I’m thinking a WKRP/Sarah Palin Turkey mashup would be tons o fun.

  37. 37.

    Frankensteinbeck

    My god. I haven’t actually listened to Sarah Palin in so long, I forgot why people use the phrase ‘word salad’ to describe her. Nothing she said went anywhere or connected to anything.

  39. 39.

    kc

    It’s a holiday classic, like “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

  41. 41.

    West of the Rockies

    How’s that hopey-turkey thing workin’ out for ya, Sarah?

    You said it best, JC: Idiot.

  44. 44.

    HnstyNgov

    And the height of Hypocrisy is palin keeps talking about and bashing ObamaCare (because what ELSE has she got?) and Her and her Family receive “ FREE ” Socialized HealthCare paid for with taxpayer dollars.
    Read the actual documents that PROVE it. She CAN’T deny it.

    http://t.co/RZKO2eHN7u

  47. 47.

    Person of Choler

    Speaking of clemency, our current President hopes the public will pardon him for a turkey named ACA

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