Absolutely completely 100% awake and can not sleep, so I was going through my music archives, and I found…
NICKELBACK.
How the hell did that get in there? I feel so dirty.
by John Cole| 27 Comments
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Absolutely completely 100% awake and can not sleep, so I was going through my music archives, and I found…
NICKELBACK.
How the hell did that get in there? I feel so dirty.
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billgerat
You could make a cat toy out of it with some string.
Keith P.
I’ve got Nickelback and even Staind (worst band on the radio IMO) in my collection after getting a secondhand hard drive. I don’t believe in deleting data so I still have them in spite of never playing them. I feel dirty as well.
Triumph
I am judging you. SO HARD.
Splitting Image
Nickelback hatred is completely hipster at this point. I hated them before most Americans even knew they existed.
Comrade Nimrod Humperdink
It’s ok Cole, I still can’t quit Alice in Chains. I’m a grown man now, sort of, and I oughtta know better, but that sludgy guitar work and the harmonized vocals still get me every damn time.
Hollow
Comrade Nimrod Humperdink
@Splitting Image: Nickelback hate has moved well past hipster and into cliche at this stage. Makes me wonder if there’s a Slate essay out there defending their artistic vision.
Betty Cracker
It’s probably a leftover from your wingnut days. You’re a changed man, and for the better. It would be beyond churlish to hold that against you.
lockewasright
I catch so much crap for being a music snob (read: for failing to be adequately indiscriminate), but this never happens to me.
OzarkHillbilly
What is Nickelback?
Johnnybuck
Do you Hootie?
NotMax
@OzarkHillbilly
Thank you for that, as I have never heard the term either.
The player on a midget football team who flicks the pigskin ?
Splitting Image
@Comrade Nimrod Humperdink:
I know you were probably joking, but yes. The essay is actually on Businessweek, but I found it through (where else?) Slate.
Genius: the Nickelback Story
Comrade Nimrod Humperdink
@Splitting Image: Amusingly, the article gushes about how much money they make with their ‘by the numbers’ approach. Doesn’t really touch the aesthetic question much. I suppose it’s nice to know he can laugh at himself, but that doesn’t make them less shitty.
Violet
@Splitting Image: That is hilarious. Of course that article could be found via Slate.
RepubAnon
Not to worry, the Nickelback detritus was probably planted by the NSA as a means of discrediting you…
(Darn, the only tinfoil left in the house is on the leftover turkey.)
;)
kindness
Just tell anyone you were loaded when you bought it John. You had to be. You wanted to hear ‘Rockstar’.
Comrade Dread
I don’t get the hate myself. They’re not bad so much as just completely forgettable, which is what I usually do until someone brings them up again.
Woodrowfan
eh, it’s too cliche to hate them. they have a couple good songs. So does Staind. Alice in Chains had good stuff too. If you like it, listen to it
GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)
@Comrade Dread:
All Nickleback songs sound the same.
Click at your own risk.
Chickamin Slam
I think this should cleanse you.
>.>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLoiJzKpts
An inspired take on that old Trammps song.
RobertB
I’ve got Woodrowfan’s back up there. Silver Side Up is a pretty decent album. In fact, it’s so good that Nickelback made it four more times.
If you put Alice In Chains in the same sentence as Nickelback, you should just throw your iPod away and listen to AM talk radio.
Staind…I like a few Staind songs. Aaron Lewis is a hardcore Tea Party type. There’s an interesting subject there about, “How do you deal with music you like, from musicians that you don’t?”
Woodrowfan
ARGH!!!!!! Really? Damn. I tossed out my Ted Nugent albums. OK, small loss musically, but still.
Well, I didn;t say AiC and NB were equally as good. ;P
cmorenc
@John Cole:
Hey, it could have been worse: you could have found some Captain and Tenille in your collection.
Keith P
@RobertB: I even hatd Staind before I heard that Aaron Lewis was Tea Party. What did it for me was the time the radio played an acoustic version of “Epiphany”. It sounded like a college open mic night performance….just Lewis painfully – PAINFULLY – hitting chords on his guitar while doing what sounded like a bad Eddie Vedder parody. The DJ even apologized for playing it. Then I found out there are actually people out there with tattoos of him (ballcap included)! Makes me wonder what planet I landed on.
BruceFromOhio
Gaia, wtf is with people? Cole, there are far worse things you can find on your hard drive than a Nickelback mp3 file. It’s music. Just like food, beer, wine, whiskey, movies, books, fashion, sex, modern art, automobiles and interior decorating, every one has stuff they like and stuff they do not like. So I despise the Sex Pistols and love Bowie, can’t fucking stand to here another note of Lou Reed, and will crank up Foreigner as loud as Smashing Pumpkins, so and what. Nickelback, Staind, Alice in Chains, Hootie and the Blowfish, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Imagine Dragons, Rush, Van Halen, Boston, find something you hate and don’t listen to it already.
Or vice-versa.
ETA: If it was Men Without Hats ‘Safety Dance,’ then I’d be worried.
Steve S
hey john, Look at this photograph–Every time I do it makes me laugh…
muhaahahaahaha
Hunter
Hating Nickelback is a cliche. Add in a dash of drama queen and you’ve got this post.
I’ll give you the same response I gave a “music critic” at the rag I used to work for: You may not like what they do, but they do it very well.