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You are here: Home / Politics / Get Well Soon

Get Well Soon

by John Cole|  December 20, 20136:34 pm| 49 Comments

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Harry Reid has been hospitalized with an undisclosed illness.

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  1. 1.

    geg6

    December 20, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Yeah, I saw that. Hope he’s okay. Probably just frustration with the assholes he has to deal with every day, day in and day out.

  2. 2.

    geg6

    December 20, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    By the way, any progress on the car?

  3. 3.

    Punchy

    December 20, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    His throat is hoarse from screaming F-bombs at Canadian Cruz.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Heard that news this morning. So far, everyone is saying it doesn’t sound all that dire. Let’s hope that’s true. I’ve had my differences with Harry Reid over the past few years, but he’s come through in the pinch more than once, and in any case I wish him well.

  5. 5.

    Certified Mutant Enemy

    December 20, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    @Punchy:

    Which is saying something considering Mormons aren’t known for dropping F-bombs…

  6. 6.

    JPL

    December 20, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    According to TPM he has been released from the hospitals and will once again tell the repubs to f..k off.

  7. 7.

    David Koch

    December 20, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Harry Reid is one tough mutherfucker. He was bit by a snake once, and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    @Certified Mutant Enemy:

    Which is saying something considering Mormons aren’t known for dropping F-bombs…

    … although I would have given a lot to be in Romney campaign HQ the night of November 6, 2012.

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    @JPL:

    Good news! Thought the hospital was keeping him overnight, so that’s really encouraging.

  10. 10.

    Certified Mutant Enemy

    December 20, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    “Oh gosh darn it! That black fellow actually won.”

  11. 11.

    MazeDancer

    December 20, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    AP says Reid is released. It was exhaustion. But now he’s cleared to go back to work. (Maybe the good news about marriage equality in Utah helped.)

  12. 12.

    Elie

    December 20, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    Give ’em Hell, Harry!

    He is a wicked and effective inside fighter… he gets all of it and I hope he is well and stays well

  13. 13.

    Comrade Jake

    December 20, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Mosquitoes refuse to bite Reid, out of respect.

  14. 14.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    Glad to hear he’s on the mend. He gets a lot of flak, but he plays a lousy hand as well as anyone could more often than not.

  15. 15.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    @Certified Mutant Enemy:

    “How excessively provoking.”

  16. 16.

    Violet

    December 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Glad Reid is doing better and glad he did the right thing and got checked out in the hospital. Also glad that beginning January 1st, so many more people can afford to do that very same thing if they need to without worrying they’ll lose their house in the process.

  17. 17.

    NotMax

    December 20, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    It’s obviously God’s vengeance for daring to change the holy filibuster.

    /RW talk radio

  18. 18.

    Kay

    December 20, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    The Ohio Supreme Court upheld Gov. John Kasich’s expansion of Medicaid coverage to an estimated 275,000 poor, uninsured Ohioans today.
    In a 4-3 ruling, the court found that the state Controlling Board, a bipartisan legislative panel that oversees government spending, acted within state law when it accepted federal aid to fund the expansion.
    The three dissenting justices – Justices Terrence O’Donnell, Sharon Kennedy and Judy French – said they would have dismissed the case without issuing a ruling on its merits.
    “The role of the judiciary is to decide legal questions,” O’Donnell wrote. “This case, however, involves a political question concerning whether a legislative agency acted contrary to the policy goals of the General Assembly.”

    Snicker, snicker .

  19. 19.

    max

    December 20, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Speaking of illness, where’s Yatsano?

    max
    [‘What a weird day.’]

  20. 20.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    @Elie:
    @Betty Cracker:

    Exactly what y’all two said. The man’s a tough motherfucker with his heart in all the right places, and never deserved a word of the shit that’s been said about him.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    @eemom:

    Exactly what both y’all two said.

    Fixed for bettah Southernness.

  22. 22.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    @max:

    Last I saw, Yats was kinda freaking out over white stuff. Never could determine if he was talking about snow or meds.

  23. 23.

    ruemara

    December 20, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I thought he was talking about Duck Dynasty.

  24. 24.

    burnspbesq

    December 20, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    @Kay:

    State supreme courts have had one hell of a good week.

  25. 25.

    BruinKid

    December 20, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Wow. Utah has legal gay marriage now. Did not see that coming at this point in time. And several gay couples did indeed get married in Utah today.

  26. 26.

    burnspbesq

    December 20, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    @BruinKid:

    I’m waiting to see a mass gay wedding at the Marriott Center.

    ETA: Enjoy the game last night?

  27. 27.

    Ash Can

    December 20, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    @BruinKid: The tweets with photos have been awesome. The last one I saw showed a crowded corridor and said that the line for marriage licenses at the Salt Lake County Clerk’s office was about 200 deep. It’s a wonderful spontaneous celebration, and just in time for Christmas and New Year’s. Just great.

  28. 28.

    jl

    December 20, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    @geg6: Yeah. Ol’ Harry’s fine now, that’s what I hear on the radio news.

    But what about the wrecked car? No car pix!?? I thought was going to be a new feature on this full service blog. I figured the car would be there until the end of the world, and we would get car pix and rants on a regular basis.

  29. 29.

    mainmata

    December 20, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    @Kay: Kay, you are awesome! Thank you for your always intelligent reporting (coming as I am from a family of reporters).

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    @jl:

    This is a Harry Reid thread, not a car-in-a- field thread. That will come later, after the Piglets-are-sleeping-and-Steve-is-floofy thread.

    Some of us know how to pace these things.

  31. 31.

    Violet

    December 20, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    Betty Cracker called it earlier today:

    The Village will have their annus horribilis narrative, and that is that.

    And now Google News shows a headline from the Daily Beast (is that still around?):

    Obama’s Annus Horribilis

    Maybe whoever wrote that lurks here.

  32. 32.

    Amir Khalid

    December 20, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    @burnspbesq:
    I can’t tell you how proud I am that a Malaysian is taking centre stage in the run-up to this weekend’s Liverpool-Cardiff match in the EPL. (Not!) Vincent Tan, billionaire CEO and Master of The Universe, seems to have the idea that Cardiff is one of Berjaya Group’s smaller subsidiaries, and manager Malky Mackay a lowly department supervisor.

  33. 33.

    Violet

    December 20, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: We might get a fraternity-brothers-are-watching-Charlie-Brown-Christmas-special thread to mix it up a bit. Or maybe what-I-had-for-dinner thread.

  34. 34.

    Citizen_X

    December 20, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    @Certified Mutant Enemy:

    Which is saying something considering Mormons aren’t known for dropping F-bombs…

    Reid’s a former boxer, and has been acting like it the last couple of years. Maybe he got hospitalized because his fists were tired.

  35. 35.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    December 20, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    @BruinKid: Et Tu UT?

  36. 36.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    @Violet:

    Or an I-was-shoveling-the-sidewalk-naked-while-cradling-Rosie-when-I-tripped-on-my-abandoned-car-and-fell-ass-over-teakettle-on-top-of-the-farmer’s-wife-before-I-could-notify-AAA thread.

  37. 37.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    @eemom: Agreed.

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Or an I-am-going-to-hell-because-I-hate-It’s-a-Wonderful-Life thread.

  39. 39.

    Violet

    December 20, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well, I was close in mentioning what people in Cole’s house are watching on TV as a thread possibility.

  40. 40.

    Poopyman

    December 20, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: He changed things up just a skosh upstairs.

  41. 41.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Upstairs.

  42. 42.

    Helen

    December 20, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    @Violet: Charlie Brown Christmas was on last night. Whew!! we survived it!

  43. 43.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I know. I cheated.

  44. 44.

    fuckwit

    December 20, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    @Violet: Actually, the Anus Horribilis almost certainly belongs to Newt Gingrich. The man is a walking, talking hemmorhoid.

  45. 45.

    fuckwit

    December 20, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    @David Koch: But, is he tougher than Chuck Norris? Or Kenny Loggins?

  46. 46.

    Jay C

    December 20, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    SO is Utah now – officially or otherwise – the 18th marriage-equality state? I can’t imagine the Lege would let this go without some sort of fight, but since it was their SC’s decision, is there an alternative? Or have those overreaching liberal America-hating enemies-of-decency (on the Utah Supreme Court? Riiiight….) shoved another slab of slithering Satanism down the throats of God-botheringfearing Americans???

  47. 47.

    Jay C

    December 20, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    @fuckwit:

    But, is he tougher than Chuck Norris?

    Not very likely: the only person tougher than Chuck Norris would be another Chuck Norris; and since there is only one Chuck Norris, the answer would be “no”.

  48. 48.

    burnspbesq

    December 20, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    This is being handled poorly, isn’t it? Did tan get his MBA at the Mitt Romney School of Business Maladministration?

    Gotta feel for the Cardiff supporters.

  49. 49.

    Jay C

    December 20, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    @Jay C:

    Oops. my bad: it was a [insert appropriate epithets HERE] FEDERAL judge who stuck down Utah’s ban on SSM. “RTWT” is actually a pretty usueful concept…

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