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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2014 / Today in GOP Sociopathology

Today in GOP Sociopathology

by Tom Levenson|  December 20, 20134:03 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Fuck The Poor, Post-racial America, Religious Nuts 2, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Clown Shoes, Peak Wingnut Was a Lie!, Sociopaths

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We’ve got two headliners today.

First up, child labor cheerleader Jack Kingston, a congressman from Georgia now looking for a promotion to the Senate, claimed that he’s no hater of the poor for saying this:

“Why don’t you have the kids pay a dime, pay a nickel to instill in them that there is, in fact, no such thing as a free lunch? Or maybe sweep the floor of the cafeteria — and yes, I understand that that would be an administrative problem, and I understand that it would probably lose you money,” Kingston said at a Jackson County Republican Party meeting, according to video surfaced by the Huffington Post. “But think what we would gain as a society in getting people — getting the myth out of their head that there is such a thing as a free lunch.”

But nah, that wasn’t aimed at shaming and constraining the poor, swears Kingston (R-eternally misunderstood).  Rather,

“This is not targeted to any one group,” Kingston said. “It would be very helpful for kids in any socio-economic group to do chores and learn the work ethic….I never did say poor kids.”

Over to you, M. Anatole France:

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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

And then there is that noted scholar of the Civil Rights era, Ian Bayne, a Republican candidate running for the nomination to challenge Rep. Bill Foster, an actual smart person and a Democrat representing Illinois’s 11th district.  Mr Bayne identifies the ties that bind two characters most observers of lesser penetration would never have uncovered:

“In December 1955, Rosa Parks took a stand against an unjust societal persecution of black people, and in December 2013, Robertson took a stand against persecution of Christians,” Bayne wrote in the email. “What Parks did was courageous.”

Bayne added in the email that “what Robertson did was courageous too.”

That would be Duck Dynast Phil Robertson, who, as we all know, is convinced that African Americans with whom he worked in the pre-Civil Rights era were, as he put it “Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”  And who says in the context of a current civil rights struggle, that gay men and women are bound not for equality before the law, but for Sheol:

“Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers–they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right. [via Ta-Nehisi Coates]

So, let’s recap:  Rosa Parks risks jail, bodily harm, quite possibly death to secure the minimal rights of citizenship for Americans who have been subjugated through a reign of terror for a century since the end of outright chattel slavery.  Some guy spouts hate at blacks and gays.

Just the same.

Ladles and Jellyspoons:  Your modern GOP.  A party that does not vomit out such characters cannot be allowed anywhere near the reins of power.

Or, as my man Cato would say, Factio Grandaeva Delenda Est

Image: Thomas Kennington, Orphans,1885.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    December 20, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    And Kingston, an Athens native, is by far the most moderate candidate running for Saxby’s seat,

  2. 2.

    jonas

    December 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Image: Thomas Kennington,Orphans Couple of Moochers Who Haven’t Learned the Value of Hard Day’s Work Just Look At Them Sitting On Their Sorry Asses There,1885.

    FTFY

  3. 3.

    beltane

    December 20, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    For those of you dying to hear Camille Paglia’s deep thoughts regarding our modern day Rosa Parks, there’s this: http://wonkette.com/537125/gay-thought-leader-camille-paglia-weighs-in-on-duck-dynasty-and-all-other-gays-can-shut-up-now-we-guess

  4. 4.

    raven

    December 20, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    OMG, I had NO IDEA who his wife is. HELP!!!!

  5. 5.

    jonas

    December 20, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    @beltane: I would click on that link, but the thought of throwing up in my mouth right now is a good enough deterrent.

  6. 6.

    kc

    December 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Arggh. Unbelievable.

    Why are you trying to make me Breitbart out right before Christmas?

  7. 7.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    December 20, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Presumably, well-off children would be able to buy their way out of indenture.

  8. 8.

    jonas

    December 20, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Rosa Parks risks jail, bodily harm, quite possibly death to secure the minimal rights of citizenship for Americans who have been subjugated through a reign of terror for a century since the end of outright chattel slavery.

    Well you obviously don’t know what it’s like to have a store clerk tell you “Happy Holidays” when the big crucifix around your neck makes it obvious you’re a Christian. It really hurts your feelings. I totally know how the Jews felt as they were herded onto the cattle cars now.

  9. 9.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    December 20, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Sooooo … the male prostitutes will go to Hell, but the female ones will go to Heaven? That seems like a weird decision on God’s part.

  10. 10.

    c u n d gulag

    December 20, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    It’s “The Age of Cruelty.”

    It’s not enough now to have more poor people than at any time since LBJ started his successful “War on Poverty.”
    No.
    Now, it’s open class warfare, where every level in the economic stratum, denigrates and tries to stomp on the next level down, and do a victory dance over them.

    In the last 30-40 years, some levels of sociopathy has entered into this country.

    Maybe the Fluoride in the water didn’t just harden our teeth, but our heads and hearts?

  11. 11.

    Librarian

    December 20, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Comparing themselves to the civil rights movement has become a standard tactic for the wingnuts. They’re doing at least 3 things here: they’re portraying themselves as persecuted victims, which is what they always love to do; they are saying that liberals/Democrats/African Americans are the real racists; and they are trying to take the moral high ground by identifying themselves with the civil rights movement.

  12. 12.

    cokane

    December 20, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Glad Robertson said what he said. The problem is not GOP politicians. The problem is GOP voters. While gerrymandering is an issue, it’s an undeniable fact that some of the crazies in the House and Senate are truly representing their constituency.

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    @beltane: No. Just no.

  14. 14.

    beltane

    December 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone): Just think of how horrible heaven would be for straight, God fearing, RealAmerican men without an ample supply of female prostitutes.

  15. 15.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    @beltane:

    heh, thanks for that. Much as I loathe Paglia and am sick of this whole Duck mess, that Wonkette piece was priceless.

  16. 16.

    Glocksman

    December 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    Yes, under Comrade Barack Hussein Obama, all right thinking pious Christians are being persecuted as we type.
    The FEMA camps are being readied as we speak.
    This travesty must end and the true Constitution be put back in place under the leadership of such fine outstanding Christian men such as David Vitter and Ted Haggard.

    Santa is white.
    They’re after our precious bodily fluids.

    Did I miss anything?

  17. 17.

    GregB

    December 20, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    The GOP goons like Kingston and spinach chin Duck Dad and their fellow travelers want to turn America into a dicktopia.

  18. 18.

    Suffern ACE

    December 20, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    @beltane: @Omnes Omnibus: I can summarize it for you. That thing gays are said to be upset about is wrong.

  19. 19.

    Suffern ACE

    December 20, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    @beltane: @Omnes Omnibus: I can summarize it for you. That thing gays are said to be upset about is wrong.

  20. 20.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    December 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Also, I love how Kingston’s defense is that he’s not bashing poor kids, just poor kids who get free lunch. He’s just trying to convince them that slowly starving to death is morally superior to eating regular meals, amirite?

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    @raven:

    Makes me glad all over again that I’m a volunteer for Michelle Nunn.

  22. 22.

    Mandalay

    December 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

    This quote reminds me of the great Scottish trade unionist and former Communist, Jimmy Reid. He contrasted the bogus freedom of anyone being able to buy a Rolls Royce or stay at The Savoy, with the real freedom to starve.

    This brief YouTube clip is worth the time.

  23. 23.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    hey, I was looking for you earlier…..wanted to share the Soft Cell cover of Tim F’s post this morning.

  24. 24.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 20, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    These people want to bring back Victorian England, where there is child labor, sluts can be shamed and undesirables can be shipped to Australia (or prison).
    Thread about mean people needs a curious kitten.

  25. 25.

    Suffern ACE

    December 20, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    @beltane: It’s been set up to contrast with the Muslim heaven, populated with virgins.

  26. 26.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 20, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    @beltane: The only reason I know that Paglia exists is because Sully used to link to her approvingly when I read his blog. Wasn’t she a big Palin fan as well?

  27. 27.

    Zifnab25

    December 20, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Is there really any difference between Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat on a bus, and Phil Robertson calling Rosa Parks a welfare queen? I mean, freedom of speech people. I didn’t see Rosa Parks losing her gig on a top rated cable tv show.

    God damn liberals and their double standards. Wish we could make them sit on the back of the bus.

  28. 28.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    @eemom: Actually, it was written by a Cricket (as in Buddy Holly and the…) and it was a top ten hit for the Bobby Fuller Four long before the Clash covered it. But now I’m just being a jerk.

  29. 29.

    LanceThruster

    December 20, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    That’s some pretty nice majestic equality you got there.

  30. 30.

    Bhaal

    December 20, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    So, Mr. Kingston went to public grade school in the ’60s where he received “free” lunches in the school cafeteria. Has he forgotten about the fish sticks?

  31. 31.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Wasn’t she a big Palin fan as well?

    OMFG, yes! Palin gave her a bigger ladyboner than Madonna ever did. The fact that Paglia continues to draw breath while Molly Ivins is no more is proof enough for me that we are insignificant creatures in a godless, indifferent universe.

  32. 32.

    Jeffro

    December 20, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    @jonas: I’ll be saving that one for holiday dinner arguments w/ the rest of my fam, thanks!

  33. 33.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    OMFG, yes! Palin gave her a bigger ladyboner than Madonna ever did.

    I’m going to go cower in the corner now.

  34. 34.

    GregB

    December 20, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    I was really outraged when Stalin cancelled Nikolai Yezhov’s show.

    http://www.ww2incolor.com/soviet-union/Stalin+1_2.html

  35. 35.

    Suffern ACE

    December 20, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: lol. I was just going to comment that Paglia is the bisexual equivalent of Sullivan. They share their dislike of anything left leaning gays and lesbians organize around (those types. you know. who ask that people do things). His problem with women who aren’t Thatcher is cancelled out by her disdain for gay men, especially gay men who like the same pop cultural icons that she does. They ruin it for her.

  36. 36.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    December 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    In 1965 a federal court ruled that Louisiana Tech University would have to desegregate.

    In 1966 and 1967 Phil Robertson was the starting QB for the Louisiana Tech football team. (His successor was some guy named Terry Bradshaw, BTW.)

    Is anyone on the planet who isn’t a movement conservative stupid enough to think that Phil Robertson is being honest about his youthful experiences with “the blacks”?

  37. 37.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    it was a top ten hit for the Bobby Fuller Four long before the Clash covered it.

    Well, even I knew that.

  38. 38.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    The fact that Paglia continues to draw breath while Molly Ivins is no more is proof enough for me that we are insignificant creatures in a godless, indifferent universe.

    Athefuckmen.

  39. 39.

    ranchandsyrup

    December 20, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    OT but I’m really enjoying the karma that Utah conservatives are reaping from their meddling in Prop 8 proceedings. I usually say that the best way to add insult to injury is when you’re signing a cast, but eventually losing on Prop 8 and in their home state is doing a good approximation.

  40. 40.

    raven

    December 20, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    @eemom: My favorite version.

  41. 41.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    …..though I do cling to the hope of a hell where Paglia and Palin will be eternal roommates.

  42. 42.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 20, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    @Betty Cracker: She seems like a troll with an academic pedigree.

  43. 43.

    beltane

    December 20, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    @eemom: They can be suitemates with Sully. Worst sitcom idea ever.

  44. 44.

    Suffern ACE

    December 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    @beltane: Oh, you’d watch. Heck, in hell, they mak ’em watch.

  45. 45.

    eemom

    December 20, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    @raven:

    Cool, thanks. Love Tom Petty.

  46. 46.

    mclaren

    December 20, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Your modern GOP. A party that does not vomit out such characters cannot be allowed anywhere near the reins of power.

    I think you mean:

    Your modern GOP. A party that vomits out such characters cannot be allowed anywhere near the reins of power.

    It helps to read this stuff aloud before you post it, Tom.

  47. 47.

    raven

    December 20, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    @eemom: Ever see “Runnin Down a Dream”? Bogdanovich directed it and it’s very good.

  48. 48.

    Trollhattan

    December 20, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    One could only hope to be a fly on the wall for Paglia and Palin’s discussions of all things Foucault.

  49. 49.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    December 20, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    @Bhaal:

    I’m guessing that Mr. Kingston is unclear on the difference between “free” lunches paid for by his parents and “free” lunches provided to kids whose parents can’t afford it.

  50. 50.

    Trollhattan

    December 20, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    @mclaren:

    You’ve completely missed his intent, but do carry on.

  51. 51.

    Joel

    December 20, 2013 at 5:15 pm

    @beltane: Camille Paglia is like Pinnocchio, if Gepetto had carved her out of a stick of beef jerky.

  52. 52.

    Platypus

    December 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    If anything, it’s the rich kids who should take a turn cleaning up the cafeteria. It might be their only chance to see how the other half is forced to live.

  53. 53.

    LanceThruster

    December 20, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Nice piece here —

    “Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.”

    ~ Kurt Vonnegut (God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater)

  54. 54.

    Trollhattan

    December 20, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Speaking of wingnuts, it looks as though McDreamy Hotpants’ move one state north to reclaim his rightful place in the senate may be derailed due to his liberal views. Attaway, Cow Hampshire.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-20/armed-protesters-aim-to-curb-scott-brown-s-ambitions.html

  55. 55.

    Birthmarker

    December 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    The school lunch program provides free or reduced meals, so many students do pay partial cost based on parent ability to pay. Some schools have 40, 50, 60% or more qualifying for the program. Can you imagine the logistics of having hundreds of kids attempting to sweep to earn their lunch?

    I will be so glad when this fake DD crisis passes. The DD guys have the right to say whatever they want, and A&E, a commercial enterprise, has the right to refuse to broadcast them …

  56. 56.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 20, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    “So, Sarah, how many of Foucault’s works have you read?”

    “Um…all of them?”

  57. 57.

    Tom Levenson

    December 20, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @mclaren: Actually, my fine feathered friend, I meant what I said. A health party would vomit out such evil, and then use the contents of the buckets for chum.

    Capisce?

  58. 58.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 20, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    Brown’s abject failure to have scabs on his knuckles (from dragging them on the ground, like those crazies in the crowd) foretells his electoral doom in the NH GOP primaries.

  59. 59.

    gocart mozart

    December 20, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    @kc:

    Breitbart out

    That should go in the lexicon

  60. 60.

    fuckwit

    December 20, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    I just realize how ridiculously historically inaccurate that is, even as far down as its metaphors.

    no one was singing the blues

    Oh really?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Johnson

    And others
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgogFa_46D8

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Blues

  61. 61.

    linda

    December 20, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    @beltane: How sweet! She is attempting to stretch her long-past 15 minutes. Bless her heart, in the southern sense of the phrase.

    Many people are willing to give the duck guy a pass, because they tolerate many assholes themselves without exiling them. But I don’t know anybody with a firing neuron who thinks they are heroes or martyrs.

  62. 62.

    rea

    December 21, 2013 at 10:20 am

    No Black sang the blues in rural Louisiana before the civil rights movement? He sure don’t know much about music, among other things.

  63. 63.

    The Very Revered Crimson Fire of Compassion

    December 21, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    @beltane: Isn’t that pretty much the plot of Sartre’s “No Exit”?

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