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You are here: Home / Music / Open Thread: An Old’s Thoughts on Pop Music

Open Thread: An Old’s Thoughts on Pop Music

by Anne Laurie|  December 25, 201311:58 pm| 45 Comments

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I’ve come to look forward to DJ Earworm’s annual United State of Pop mashups, because they always introduce me to a couple of enjoyable songs or artists I’d otherwise miss, being as I was never very musical and have long since aged out of the target demographic. This year’s keyhole-into-the-lizard-brain discoveries, for me, were Scream & Shout (but when did you-know-who morph into Young Phyllis Diller?) and Can’t Hold Us…

Trouble, trouble, trouble! — welcome to the new age!… despite its opening, “Living the Fantasy (2013)” seems more upbeat than the last couple. Maybe we’ve accepted that all media have become permanently unstuck in time, so we’re each going to be our own Kilgore Trout. This is our moment!…

Did I miss the vast purity-patrol outrage over Radioactive‘s racist “blue-eyed virgins vanquish learing Hispanic cockfighters” mini-movie? Or did the “tattered care bear vs. evil muppet” thingie distract their millenial brains?

One of these days Katy Perry and Robin Thicke are gonna collaborate in public, and those of us who survive will remember it as the Kitsch Singularity, or Snigger-ularity…

Somewhere in the upcoming three- to five-year window, the newest Manic Pixie Dream Americana Artiste will pick out “We clawed, we chained, our hearts, in vain, never asking why… ” on her mandolin, and every tax-attorney hipster in the audience will have trouble not touching himself in public…

Does Pharrell Williams’ mother know what her son is doing for money? Cause I think he was raised better than that!

Now you all can explain to me, in the comments, exactly how I am doing it wrong — or what I have missed, here or elsewhere.

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  1. 1.

    Punchy

    December 26, 2013 at 12:05 am

    My cousin’s g-friend named her Boxer “Tyson”. I find this stupid. It will be expected to bite earlobes, catch and raise pigeons, and cost about $300 million to live a good lifestyle. Not to mention, I can only imagine how messed up his face is…

  2. 2.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:08 am

    we were talking about purity the other day.

    much overrated.

  3. 3.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 12:08 am

    Was there no pop anthem to Snowden and Freedom this year?

  4. 4.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:14 am

    and can we just say:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SQAdwdTSTM

  5. 5.

    Anne Laurie

    December 26, 2013 at 12:15 am

    @srv: Jealous, much?

  6. 6.

    Yatsuno

    December 26, 2013 at 12:18 am

    @Anne Laurie: The Green Eyed Lady is indeed a cruel mistress.

  7. 7.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:20 am

    needs more omnes.

  8. 8.

    Joey Maloney

    December 26, 2013 at 12:23 am

    It’s not modern pop, but here’s some awesome North African/Carribean/Latin inflected stuff recorded in Israel in the ’60s and ’70s: Mixtape: Sounds from the ‘other’ Israel 1967-1978

  9. 9.

    mdblanche

    December 26, 2013 at 12:25 am

    How the media would have covered Jesus’ birth

  10. 10.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 12:27 am

    @Anne Laurie: I’m just activating the bat signal for CS and mclaren.

    Maybe Beyonce will cover this next year and Snowman can do a cameo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s_UjdsMoPk

  11. 11.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:28 am

    or this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA

  12. 12.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 12:30 am

    BLAAARRRGHH!!
    .
    .
    you rang?

  13. 13.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:31 am

    @Corner Stone:

    even better.

  14. 14.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:33 am

    I like corner stone, but I love omnes.

  15. 15.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 12:36 am

    Sink don’t mind ridiculing him evening it sounds cruel, fool!

  16. 16.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 12:37 am

    @srv: Well, now I’m laying on the cold hard ground. TYVM.

  17. 17.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:37 am

    @Corner Stone:

    um, word salad. now post awesome, please.

  18. 18.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 12:48 am

    @Corner Stone: Well, so a Whiter Shade of Pale for Civil Libertarians, or?

    It would seem to me the Snowman crowd doesn’t have a protest song to rally around.

    I was out there with my “Hey, Hey, NSA! How many kids have you spied on today?” but that hasn’t caught on yet. Who is the Woody Guthrie of our time?

    We need a modern version of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

  19. 19.

    Little Boots

    December 26, 2013 at 12:48 am

    and you don’t need to wonder, you’re doing fine:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpNqB4dnT4

  20. 20.

    Jewish Steel

    December 26, 2013 at 12:57 am

    Pope Francis complemented my Christmas tie but rolled his eyes when he did it. Fucker.

  21. 21.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 12:58 am

    @srv: Maybe we should invest in a mirror for this website?

  22. 22.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 1:00 am

    @Jewish Steel: Did he bring a nice handkerchief, or maybe a pair of cuff links to go with your tie?

  23. 23.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 1:02 am

    @Little Boots: Is that Flicker or Fisher in the tights?

  24. 24.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 1:04 am

    @Jewish Steel: And where is Sarah, I thought she did Christmas in Rome – which means hanging with the Cardinals of course.

    What do we pay her for if not scoops on the basement Vatican raves?

  25. 25.

    Jewish Steel

    December 26, 2013 at 1:05 am

    @Corner Stone: Nope. Just Barabbas. The usual.

  26. 26.

    wasabi gasp

    December 26, 2013 at 1:07 am

    Eat fast, speak fast…desire peace fast.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leM5gEV0tOM

  27. 27.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 1:16 am

    @Jewish Steel: Did he, at least, have a nice set of cuff links to complement your Christmas tie?
    Otherwise, how gauche.

    Jesus Christ. I just had the feeling of being Davis X. Machina making smug and back slapping commentary on a thread at LGM.
    ***shudders***
    I repent my sins, O Lord! Please, pray forgive your wayward child!

  28. 28.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 1:22 am

    @Corner Stone: The democrats of yesterday are the fascists of today, it’s like a Mirror Mirror episode where you don’t know where your parity bit is.

  29. 29.

    max

    December 26, 2013 at 1:28 am

    Now you all can explain to me, in the comments, exactly how I am doing it wrong

    I don’t think you are doing it wrong, I just don’t pay attention to ‘pop music’ (in the sense of Top 40/Bubblegum/Whatever) now. Of course, I never paid attention to pop music. There was a brief moment when AOR was popish (or pop was AOR?) in the 80’s that I remember, but what was listed as popular was always way different than what I was listening to. Or maybe I should say that I sometimes listened to bands that sold lots of record for time, although why that happened was a mystery. And then I listened to things that were never going to be popular.

    OK, try this: if it’s in People, it’s a form of xenoathropology as far as I’m concerned. Far less sensible & comprehensible than what’s going on the Central African Republic (for example). On the other hand, if the goths or the punks are listening to it, I’ll probably like it, unlike… everyone I know. (I sorta dug the Bulgarian music I was listening to a couple months ago – it had fewer preservatives and artificial ingredients than the noises emitted by the VMAs.)

    max
    [‘So. Your answer.’]

  30. 30.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 1:31 am

    @srv: What I wouldn’t give for a modern day Darrell, today.

  31. 31.

    max

    December 26, 2013 at 1:32 am

    @srv: The democrats of yesterday are the fascists of today

    So I take it then that the Democratic party is now taking the stance that the Bill of Rights is obsolete, that the United States should engage in preemptive war, torture is to be embraced, the war on terror will last forever, the United States is the ultimate power in a unipolar world and should thus seek perpetual war for perpetual peace, and also our jails are not full enough?

    Those were the Bush administration positions, last I checked.

    When did the Party embrace that constellation of positions, and why? And where is the platform statement saying that?

    max
    [‘Just wonderin’, because I’ve been hearing that echo all damn day, and I could have sworn the Democrats were down on that sort of thing.’]

  32. 32.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 1:42 am

    @max:

    So I take it then that the Democratic party is now taking the stance that the Bill of Rights is obsolete, that the United States should engage in preemptive war, torture is to be embraced, the war on terror will last forever, the United States is the ultimate power in a unipolar world and should thus seek perpetual war for perpetual peace, and also our jails are not full enough?

    Hmmm….hmmmm…
    Is this mecha snark?

  33. 33.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 1:46 am

    @Corner Stone: We are all Darrell now, dude.

    @max:

    Bill of Rights is obsolete

    Retro-active immunity. I’ll leave it to CS to cover the rest.

    engage in preemptive war

    That’s what John “Courtesy Bombs” Cole called it.

    the war on terror will last forever

    You imagine there’s a party plank on rolling that back? Wonder why John Cole doesn’t fly?

    our jails are not full enough?

    Democrats aren’t going to empty any jails because their enlightened, it’s going to be because we can’t afford it anymore. What democrat is “weak on crime” now?

  34. 34.

    Mike in NC

    December 26, 2013 at 1:48 am

    Katy Perry and Robin Thicke would gladly agree to perform at the inauguration of President Rand Paul. Money talks and bullshit walks.

  35. 35.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 1:53 am

    @Mike in NC: Where is all this Katy hate coming from? She told her parents to GFT’s

    Katy Perry turned down her parents’ request to attend President Barack Obama’s 2013 inauguration because of their conservative politics.

  36. 36.

    Corner Stone

    December 26, 2013 at 1:57 am

    @srv: The extra beauty of that is our special friend Martin arguing *again* for state death from above.
    Between making the compelling case that olds deserve “more but longer” with C-CPI, and deadly shit falling on people who aren’t Martin…not sure how he has time to inform himself on all of the other things he knows so much about.

  37. 37.

    Anoniminous

    December 26, 2013 at 2:06 am

    Screw pop music.

    I’d rather listen to this or this or this.

  38. 38.

    PaulW

    December 26, 2013 at 7:16 am

    We live in an age where there are no death-metal mashups every year. :(

    It’s either DJ Earworm or Pop Danthology making us listen to different versions of Miley Cyrus… and both of them mashing up too early because they missed Beyonce’s Stealth Album.

  39. 39.

    Hunter

    December 26, 2013 at 8:48 am

    My basic approach has always been “Well, it’s all music.”

    As a reviewer (these days mostly for Sleeping Hedgehog.com — toot! toot! Check it out — I’m the Editor with a Capital E) and Epinions.com (as “rmthunter), I’ve covered everything from reconstructions of dinner music from the Periclean Age of Athens to stuff written about a year ago, all continents (except Antarctica — doesn’t seem to be any indigenous music from Antarctica), and a range of styles that make me dizzy sometimes. Fortunately, I like music, just as a Thing.

    As for pop specifically — been listening to Moby a lot lately. He does interesting things. Nickelback, the band everyone loves to hate. (You may not like what they do, but they do it very well.) Linkin Park, whose latest album, Recharged, is a set of remixes of the previous album, Living Things — they really should have left well enough alone.

    I don’t listen to the radio, which annoys me, or stream music very much, unless I happen across something that looks interesting. For the most part, I figure the music will find me.

  40. 40.

    Hunter

    December 26, 2013 at 8:49 am

    @Hunter: PS —

    By the way, I’m a certified, card-carrying Old Fart.

  41. 41.

    GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)

    December 26, 2013 at 9:46 am

    @srv:

    Democrats aren’t going to empty any jails because their enlightened, it’s going to be because we can’t afford it anymore. What democrat is “weak on crime” now?

    Really?

  42. 42.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 10:01 am

    @GHayduke (formerly lojasmo):

    “Although incarceration has a role to play in our justice system, widespread incarceration at the federal, state and local levels is both ineffective and unsustainable,” Holder’s speech says. “It imposes a significant economic burden—totaling $80 billion in 2010 alone—and it comes with human and moral costs that are impossible to calculate.”

    This isn’t just a major shift for the Justice Department. It’s also another break from the past for a Democratic Party that’s slowly shedding the baggage of an earlier era. Mandatory minimum sentencing, after all, was a Democratic innovation, a direct response to President Ronald Reagan’s brutally effective 1984 reelection campaign, where he went beyond “soft-on-crime” labeling to accuse Democrats of a pro-criminal bias.

    Progressivism today is kicking the shit out of people and families for 25 years and then screaming victory by saying maybe you went a little too far.

    Oh, so heroic:

    Support for reform has been building for some time. One precedent to look at is the Fair Sentencing Act of 2010, which reduced the disparity in minimum sentences between powder cocaine and crack cocaine from 100-1 down to 18-1. That bill was supported by several influential House Republicans such as James Sensenbrenner (Wisc.), Paul Ryan (Wisc.), former Rep. Ron Paul (Texas), and even Todd Akin (formerly R-Mo.). That act proved that not only can drug reform be bipartisan, it can also attract strong conservative support.
    …
    The Justice Safety Valve Act, sponsored by Senators Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.), and by Congressmen Robert Scott (D-Va.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.), would go even further, eliminating mandatory sentences for some non-drug crimes. Either bill would be a positive step towards creating more-just sentencing laws by returning discretion to judges.

    When you stand with Ron and Rand and call yourself a hero, you might want to think twice about that.

  43. 43.

    Mino

    December 26, 2013 at 10:55 am

    NSA has been reduced to claiming it never spied for corporate advantage. Every other brick has been kicked out.

  44. 44.

    Paul in KY

    December 26, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    Since it is the Festivus season:

    I dislike the fact that when you see a youtube link, you never know what the link is about until after you click on it & arrive there. I wish they had a title in the link.

    There, I feel better now…

  45. 45.

    srv

    December 26, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    @Paul in KY: You should write an app for that

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