Leave that nine to five up on the shelf and just enjoy yourself.
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Leave that nine to five up on the shelf and just enjoy yourself.
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chopper
sorry, it’s not my place in the 9 to 5 world.
Amir Khalid
Friday marks a new year’s day, that of the Lunar New Year; it’s the Year of the Horse. Just in case Anne Laurie wants to put up a post.
JPL
@Amir Khalid: Happy New Year!
Amir Khalid
@JPL:
And a happy and prosperous year of the Horse to you too.
ranchandsyrup
Xin Nian Kuai Le
MikeJ
Off the Wall was the last great Michael Jackson album.
SiubhanDuinne
@Amir Khalid:
Selamat tahun baru!
Mike E
How about 11a-midnight? 9-5 is so passe.
schrodinger's cat
Open thread needs kittehs, All fur one and one fur all
piratedan
more often than not, I’m a Midnight to Six man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8tr6Hwez0Q
raven
Neil Young And Crazy Horse ‘The Year of The Horse
chopper
@Mike E:
i’m a midnight, midnight to six man.
beltane
Year of the horse? This is good news for Ann Romney.
srv
It’s because of liberal moochers like you that the rest of us have to work so hard to keep America on top. It’s like doing 10 tours in Iraq or Afghanistan.
Fuzzy
I very happily left that 9-5 14 years ago at age 58 when my boss suggested I should be available for “consult” on weekends. My notice was accepted shortly thereafter. To my glee the company was bankrupt 4 years later and said owner on the street. If you cannot conduct your business in a reasonable amount of time then hire more people. You don’t need things, you need a life.
Roxy
How about a Nine to Five song by the one and only Dolly
TheHalfrican
I think the way The Grammys treat Hip-Hop have consistently angered me over the years more than anything the Republican Party’s done.
I used to have regular screaming matches about The Grammys with my dad until Born This Way was AOTY nominated over My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Then he couldn’t defend them any more.
Yeah so when Macklemore happened I was relatively…unmoved. Business as usual. Wasn’t worse than forgetting Guru during the In Memoriam montage. That was the fucking ultimate slap in the face. As if that would ever happen with to a white frontman for any rock band with the chart success, critical acclaim, international tour history of Gang Starr.
But wait, even Bob Marley is a second class citizen at the God Damn Grammys! “oh wow this looks embarrassing that we never let that nice dreadlocked boy get a trophy, we’d better give him a Lifetime Achievement Award or something. and let’s throw awards at any album one of his sons releases! WAIT – not that album. That album has that n*gger Nas on it”
My co-worker showed me pics of a relative that won one for the Flashdance soundtrack or something. He brings it to bars and lets strangers do shots out of it. Also lets his dog drink out of it. Fuck the Grammys.
TheHalfrican
I think the way The Grammys treat Hip-Hop have consistently angered me over the years more than anything the Republican Party’s done.
I used to have regular screaming matches about The Grammys with my dad until Born This Way was AOTY nominated over My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Then he couldn’t defend them any more.
Yeah so when Macklemore happened I was relatively…unmoved. Business as usual. Wasn’t worse than forgetting Guru during the In Memoriam montage. That was the fucking ultimate slap in the face. As if that would ever happen with to a white frontman for any rock band with the chart success, critical acclaim, international tour history of Gang Starr.
But wait, even Bob Marley is a second class citizen at the God Damn Grammys! “oh wow this looks embarrassing that we never let that nice dreadlocked boy get a trophy, we’d better give him a Lifetime Achievement Award or something. and let’s throw awards at any album one of his sons releases! WAIT – not that album. That album has that n*gger Nas on it”
My co-worker showed me pics of a relative that won one for the Flashdance soundtrack or something. He brings it to bars and lets strangers do shots out of it. Also lets his dog drink out of it. Fuck the Grammys.
cosima
I have some questions for Massachusetts dwellers if anyone can help a person out…
A friend here in Scotland has written a book about a local family, focusing on Lady Rachel MacRobert, of Worcester, Mass, it’s to be published in June. Her maiden name is Workman, her mother’s father was once governor of Mass (this in the late-ish 1800s), her mother’s maiden name is Bullock (I believe). The parents sound very unconventional and fascinating, her story is sad & inspiring, anyway, it’s all good stuff.
So, my friend is interested in avenues for promoting this book — in indy, small-venue-type-bookstores. Does anyone here (raised in Mass) know if those are names that are recognizable to most long-term Massachusetsians? And does anyone (living in Mass) have any recommendations for the independent bookstore avenues?
I’d love to help her promote her book on both sides of the pond. It’s really a labour of love for her, and could possibly be considered self-published considering she had to pay the publisher xxx of pounds up-front.
I am a west coast gal, so am pretty much no help when it comes to Massachusetts.
Wag
@beltane:
And my Broncos!
Ash Can
@MikeJ: I’ve always liked that album. One of my guilty pleasures.
@Roxy: I’ve always liked Dolly Parton too. Not a big fan of her music, but I always enjoy her in e.g. late-night talk-show interviews. She’s always come across as sensible, down-to-earth, and very personable.
Cervantes
@cosima: The names would be unrecognizable to all but a tiny minority.
Independent bookstores: Booksmith (Brookline & Wellesley) and Harvard Book Store (Cambridge).
Other cities? Just ask.
WereBear
@cosima: This isn’t Massachusetts, but they are New England and top-notch:
Northshire Bookstores
J.
Anyone else see Delta’s new viral 1980s-inspired in-flight safety video? If so, did you find it, like, totally rad. Or did it make you want to gag on a spoon? (Personally, I’d prefer it if Delta spent more money on safety and less on in-flight safety videos. But maybe that’s because the pressure gauge on my recent Delta flight malfunctioned at 33,000 feet and we had to make an emergency landing at JFK after burning off fuel for over two hours.)
dmsilev
@cosima: The names don’t ring a bell for me (I grew up in the Boston area). I suspect that few people besides local-history buffs would know them. Governors from 100+ years ago aren’t really all that prominent unless they were responsible for doing something drastic.
As far as bookstores go, I’d second the Booksmith recommendation. Great store.
Anton Sirius
Did this get eated?
Frank Luntz, Ari Fleischer, Lanny Davis and George (Macaca) Allen walk into a sports bar…
Another Holocene Human
@cosima: I’ll be honest, Worcester is in Central Mass and most people in Eastern Mass don’t give a shit about it. You gotta get some sort of long-form Sunday papers (=Globe, maybe The Dig which is weekly) press for the history nerds to grab onto. Once it’s pushed as Mass history qua Mass history there are plenty of people whose tribalistic buttons will be pushed (especially talking about English people–though, don’t expect Irish like me to care!).
Worcerster itself has potential but the last time I was there it was still a shithole.
I could once give you plenty of Boston & inner suburbs indie bookstore names plus indie bookstores in Amherst (Western Mass, VERY liberal, VERY educated) but it’s been a minute since I lived there and they were dying when I left. I just don’t know.
However, in Boston if she can get something going at the BPL that might be a place to start. Newton and other suburban libraries might also be good. Lectures at some of the smaller colleges might be a possibility. And if you can hit UMass Amherst you can promote that all over Hampshire County and Northampton/Holyoke.
You can also try applying for grants for cultural programs with the City of Boston and the Commonwealth. If the story is interesting enough and you can get earned media the book will sell itself.
Gex
Alabama kitteh sees snow
cosima
Thanks Cervantes & dmsilev — I found that both stores have books by her mother (Fanny Bullock Workman) and many about her grandfather (Gov Bullock), so I’m hoping my friend can use that to encourage them to consider her book as well. Those were really helpful recommendations, and I’ve emailed the links to her.
Many thanks!!!!
PaulW
there was a great indy bookstore in Gainesville, FL called Goerings but they seem to have gone out of business in 2010. :(
cosmina, you might want to check with the local public libraries. They may not shelve the book(s) in their collections – some are restricted from receiving too many self- or small-press publishings – but they may host author speaking events / signing appearances.
Another Holocene Human
@Cervantes: FYWP ate my comment but anyway, glad to see Harvard Book Store is still around. So many book sellers are gone!
I forgot to mention the New England Mobile Book Fair, but I don’t know how much programming they do b/c the place is like a warehouse. They defs carry books of local interest and they probably send out periodic flyers about new books to their customer list–you should check that out, at least.
Chyron HR
Hey, 420, 925, 25R 629, I’m down with ALL the secret drug codes, baby.
Another Holocene Human
@PaulW: Yup, they’re gone. Most of the bookstores that catered to UF are gone.
Ash Can
@Anton Sirius: Good grief. Is Dan Snyder trying to tank the franchise?
cosima
Damn it all – the edit to my post that thanked you, Another Halocene Human, was eaten!!!!
Oh well. Will sum up in few words since I don’t want to type it all again:
Love your ideas, particularly approaching libraries. I did a bit of looking into indy weekly papers, will expand that search to cities other than Worcester. What is =Globe?
Cervantes
@cosima: You’re welcome. Yes, I know the books you’re referring to.
On this page you can find information about other independent bookstores in Massachusetts. The list is not exhaustive but it includes two shops in Worcester. Good luck.
Another Holocene Human
@Anton Sirius: Too damn funny to be believed.
Amazing what comes out of those conferences in “quiet rooms”.
Roger Moore
@Amir Khalid:
The Chinese lunar year. You, of all people, should be aware that the Chinese calendar is not the only lunar calendar in the world.
Amir Khalid
@Roger Moore:
Of course I know that.
Trollhattan
Campos at LGM found this gem.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57468293-78/lunches-olsen-lunch-district.html.csp
Mormon assholes.
Cervantes
@Another Holocene Human: We’re relatively lucky in the Boston area. We still have good local places to get new, used, and specialty books, and have really no reason to use Internet stores — other than cost, I suppose, but even that’s only if you define cost narrowly (and I know, some have to).
Aside: You made a comment recently about subsidies for dairy farms in Massachusetts in the 1990s. Care to elaborate?
Another Holocene Human
@cosima: You’re welcome. The Boston Globe, it’s the dominant daily, they used to run long-form pieces in their sunday magazine or other sunday sections. I mean, obviously they went through a giant winnowing in 2007-2009 period, but they still have reporters and shit.
The Dig is the better weekly. Phoenix, RIP, died recently. I think “Hooray for Newberry Street” is still around but don’t waste your time. (Whatever it might be calling itself these days.)
I don’t know if the burbs still have that craptastic pennysaver TAB going on but they used to run shitty articles in between the RE and car ads. You could get earned media if you do a book talk or something, though they prefer anything with a local connection.
If Yankee magazine is still around you could also try pitching to them.
Trollhattan
@J.:
A two-hour emergency? Gah.
dmsilev
@Another Holocene Human: The Tab is still around (at least in Brookline, where my parents live). Not particularly useful unless you’re a fan of local police blotters and the like.
jeffreyw
Thread needs moar puppehs!
Paul in KY
@MikeJ: Thriller wasn’t that bad :-)
jeffreyw
Previous comment stuck in moderation for FYWP reasons.
MikeJ
@Paul in KY: I never cared for it, but I understand this is a minority view.
Cervantes
@Roger Moore:
And Korean, and Vietnamese (Tet), too.
Colorful and beautiful celebrations all but, at this point, here’s what does it for me:
Belafon
Does the transformation of Joseph Gordon-Levitt to Bruce Willis in Looper remind anyone else of Gollum?
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
Best store placement for Hannity’s book
Glocksman
In tech news Google to sell Motorola Mobility to Lenovo
I’m of two minds about this.
One one hand, Google has turned Moto around from being a moribund phone brand whose glory days were over when the RAZR became obsolete.
The Moto X and G are both highly regarded devices that made my short list before I settled on a Nexus 5.
If Lenovo merely slaps ‘Motorola’ on their existing lineup and implements a custom UI larded up with an ugly skin and next to useless custom apps (Samsung TouchWiz), then I don’t see a good future ahead for Moto.
On the other hand if Lenovo keeps Moto on its current course and leverages its Enterprise expertise, they could be setting up to make some serious coin.
schrodinger's cat
How are people liking this season of Sherlock? I am finding it a bit too fluffy and without a lot of substance.
Review of episode 1 here
Glocksman
@Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism:
I almost did a spit-take when I clicked the link. :)
I bet you take Bibles and put them in the ‘fiction’ section, don’t you?
Roger Moore
@Cervantes:
Sure, but people who celebrate new years on Rosh Hashanah would be inclined to dispute that this is “The” lunar new year.
Cervantes
@Roger Moore: Sure, but, then again, people who celebrate New Year’s on Rosh Hashanah would be inclined to dispute anything!
(Joke stolen from the Talmud, I admit.)
Another Holocene Human
@Cervantes: I wish I could but my dad was the political geek AND milk gallon buyer in the family* so I’d have to ring him after work to get the deets. By the time I got really into politics it was ancient history.
*-the guy knows retail milk prices like some people know soy futures–to be fair, at one time there were six children in the home
Paul in KY
@Trollhattan: I would have ate mine before they could take it. Cause that’s how I roll (even when I was a little kid).
Paul in KY
@MikeJ: He wised up to your point of view & named his next album ‘Bad’ ;-)
schrodinger's cat
@Roger Moore: The Hindu calendar, which is also lunar begins in April, in spring. There is some regional variation about the exact date but it is usually between 15th and 20th April.
Cervantes
@Another Holocene Human: Well, sure, but I was there, too, and I don’t recall it happening the way you related.
(Where “don’t recall” is the key phrase.)
So let me know when you can, thanks.
Trollhattan
@Glocksman:
Happen to have a RAZR Maxx, which kicks butt in what I want it to do, but this move makes it likely to be my last Motorola. Ah well, brands come in, brands go out–“you can’t explain that.”
Wonder what Mistermix thinks?
Librarian
@cosima: Your friend also might try the Massachusetts Historical Society, and whatever local society there is in Worcester.
Trollhattan
@Paul in KY:
That, I’d pay to watch. I sure hope those “adults” got a little tingle from shaming those kids in front of hundreds of others. Serves the little moochers right.
Belafon
@Trollhattan: It’s not just the Mormons. This same thing has happened in other states. You would think people would learn from the bad publicity if nothing else.
I would send money to compensate this girl if it were easy to find her:
dmsilev
@schrodinger’s cat: Not as good as seasons 1 and 2, definitely. Not bad, mind you, just not as good.
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
@Glocksman: Wish I could take credit for that one, but today I’m just the messenger.
schrodinger's cat
@dmsilev: The first episode was too meta. The two year gap is too long, I think.
Fuzzy
@schrodinger’s cat: Horrible version. Doyle would the grave roll if he could see it.
rikyrah
White House Seeks Drug Clemency Candidates
By MATT APUZZOJAN. 30, 2014
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration, in its effort to curtail severe penalties in low-level drug cases, is taking the unprecedented step of encouraging defense lawyers to suggest inmates whom the president might let out of prison early.
Speaking at a New York State Bar Association event Thursday, Deputy Attorney General James M. Cole said the Justice Department wanted to send more names to White House for clemency consideration.
“This is where you can help,” he said, in remarks the Justice Department circulated in advance.
Prison officials will also spread the word among inmates that low-level, nonviolent drug offenders might be eligible to apply for clemency.
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Video: A Sentence for a FamilyDEC. 21, 2013
The clemency drive is part of the administration’s effort to undo sentencing discrepancies that began during the crack epidemic decades ago. Offenses involving crack, which was disproportionately used in black communities, carried more severe penalties than crimes involving powder cocaine, which was usually favored by affluent white users.
In some cases, crack crimes resulted in a 100-to-1 sentencing disparity. The tough sentencing laws led to an 800 percent increase in the number of prisoners in the United States.
Congress reduced the sentencing disparity in 2010. In December, President Obama commuted the sentences of eight federal inmates who were convicted of crack sentences under the old rules.
“There are more low-level, nonviolent drug offenders who remain in prison, and who would likely have received a substantially lower sentence if convicted of precisely the same offenses today,” Mr. Cole said. “This is not fair, and it harms our criminal justice system.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/31/us/politics/white-house-seeks-drug-clemency-candidates.html?hpw&rref=us&_r=1
Another Holocene Human
@Cervantes: Please don’t take my word for it if you remember something different.
raven
A map of what ATL rail should be.
fidelio
@Cervantes: If you’re in Vancouveror Seattle, you can have your haggis and your New Year’s dumplings, too. Gung Haggis Fat Choy!
Bostondreams
@Another Holocene Human:
As a recent Gainesville resident, I was even sad to see that Barnes and Noble closed up shop there. :(
rikyrah
These are some evil ass mofos.
…………..
Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary
Education » School officials cite unpaid balances on students’ meal accounts.
By lisa schencker
The Salt Lake Tribune
First Published Jan 29 2014 05:29 pm • Last Updated Jan 29 2014 11:06 pm
Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered parents.
“It was pretty traumatic and humiliating,” said Erica Lukes, whose 11-year-old daughter had her cafeteria lunch taken from her as she stood in line Tuesday at Uintah Elementary School, 1571 E. 1300 South.
Lukes said as far as she knew, she was all paid up. “I think it’s despicable,” she said. “These are young children that shouldn’t be punished or humiliated for something the parents obviously need to clear up.”
Jason Olsen, a Salt Lake City District spokesman, said the district’s child-nutrition department became aware that Uintah had a large number of students who owed money for lunches.
As a result, the child-nutrition manager visited the school and decided to withhold lunches to deal with the issue, he said.
But cafeteria workers weren’t able to see which children owed money until they had already received lunches, Olsen explained.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/57468293-78/lunches-olsen-lunch-district.html.csp
cosima
Thanks for all of the links & ideas. I’ve suggested to my friend that she & I keep lists and check them off as we contact them. That was incredibly helpful. It’s completely out of my sphere, so I am pretty much unable to brainstorm ideas for potential placement of the book. I just knew the BJ crew would come through, and you have.
PaulW
@Anton Sirius:
You would think there were enough lawyers and deep-pocket lobbyists who can just BUY OUT Snyder or at least get him placed under psychiatric evaluation (what we call Baker Acting here in Florida) for a long-enough period to have the ‘Skins placed under a blind trust and thence new ownership.
srv
@rikyrah: If more children could feel the cold invisible hand of the market we’d have a lot less trouble.
Nothing like a little hunger and humiliation to win over their hearts and minds.
Malcontents probably weren’t paying off the local enforcer or were pocketing their parents money for blow.
Belafon
@rikyrah: Trollhattan beat you to that one.
StringOnAStick
Does anyone have a suggestion for a PC keyboard that feels like a laptop one? I know the difference is scissor key instead of what most PC’s have. My problem is that keyboards in general are causing me impact pain and I definitely do better on a laptop, but can not do everything I need to do without my desktop. Not interested in wireless since the planet doesn’t need anymore dead batteries. Has anyone used a keyboard by iRocks?
? Martin
@Glocksman:
Problem is nobody is buying them. They were selling more phones a year ago than they are today. It doesn’t matter if the devices are highly regarded if nobody buys them.
rikyrah
Published on Jan 30, 2014
Derrick Coleman Makes Fans Dreams Come True. The Seattle Seahawks running back surprised his two biggest fans with tickets to the Super Bowl.
[ it’s two deaf sisters who sent him a letter after finding out that he was deaf also]
http://youtu.be/p-nVhCszQWA
? Martin
@rikyrah:
Someone needs to deal with the 47%. Lazy mooching urchins aren’t willing to work, as if 7 year-olds can’t clean out a toilet.
rikyrah
Black Twitter has some folks SHOOK
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Twitter Users’ Diversity Becomes an Ad Selling Point – Posted on January 20, 2014
For most of its rather short life, Twitter Inc.rarely mentioned that its user base is more racially diverse than U.S. Internet users as a whole.[….] Now, as a newly minted public company needing to generate revenue, it is moving to capitalize on its demographics.[….] In November, Twitter hired marketing veteran Nuria Santamaria to a new position as multicultural strategist, leading its effort to target black, Hispanic and Asian-American users.[….]
Together, those groups account for 41% of Twitter’s 54 million U.S. users, compared with 34% of the users of rival Facebook and 33% of all U.S. Internet users, according to Pew Research Center’s Internet and American Life Project.[….] Marla Skiko, executive vice president and director of digital advertising at Starcom Media-vest Group’s multicultural division, says some advertisers are surprised to learn the demographics of Twitter users.[….]
Twitter has long been known for its popularity among blacks, giving rise to a cultural phenomenon known as “Black Twitter.” Racially tinged hashtags such as #IfSantaWasBlack and #PaulasBestDishes have risen to the top of Twitter’s trending lists.[….] Genie Lauren, a 29-year-old New Yorker who works in higher education, organized a Twitter protest last July against a book planned by a juror in the George Zimmerman trial.[….]
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304419104579323442346646168
Trollhattan
@rikyrah:
Derrick Coleman is a true mensch. Those hugs…wow.
Ernest Pikeman
@TheHalfrican:
Um, priorities?
One is fucking with your livelihood, if not downright survival, the other is some trophy for entertainment during the current year (don’t tell me Grammys have anything to do with “art” however you define it).
Roger Moore
@Glocksman:
I recently got the Moto X and am very pleased with it. Some of the features seem more like cool tech wiz stuff than major day-to-day utility features, but it seems to have a great blend of size, performance, and great battery life. I just wish they had stuck with the default Google apps for a couple more things; I miss photosphere in the camera app, for instance.
Glocksman
@? Martin:
Short term, that’s a problem.
Google up until the sale was showing all the signs of being in for the long haul and had the wherewithal needed to stay in the game.
Getting out new models, improving support and simplifying the product lineup was just the first step.
Now I just don’t really know what to think.
Rumor has it that the sale is related to the new agreements they signed with Samsung on patents.
It’s plausible, because I can’t imagine Samsung was too happy about their OS provider competing with them in hardware.
azelie
There’s that number again: 27% think that Obamacare has hurt them:
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2014/01/chart-day-awful-lot-people-think-obamacare-hurting-them
ThresherK
@Another Holocene Human: Hey, remember awhile ago you were interested in my findings re laptop keyboards?
The long story: I played with new models from HP, Toshiba, Lenovo and Dell, and Acer. Each manufacturer seemed to build one keyboard, deployed for all of its 14″-17″ models, and (also important) had the same space in front of the keyboard.
I found HPs were awful, Acer and Lenovo okay, and Dell and Toshiba better than okay. But I went with a factory-refurbed few-years-older Dell 6410 which had a non-chiclet keyboard, and Win7.
Hope that helps.
Roger Moore
@Glocksman:
I think there was always a question of whether Google was in it to produce phones or because they wanted Motorola’s patent portfolio. It sounds as if they were after the patents, which could be very helpful in suits with Apple and Microsoft.