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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  February 3, 20146:14 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity

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Behold, the latest source of wingnut outrage — “our national anthem” (not) being “turned into gibberish” by… well, let’s just pretend that if American English was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for those people, am I (very far) right?

Meanwhile, the Saga of A Jersey Pol is rapidly descending into farce. Here’s John Cassidy at the New Yorker:

… In political and media circles, the conventional wisdom is that Christie is pretty much finished. On NPR, David Brooks said that, in view of the latest revelations, he couldn’t see how Christie could run for President in 2016. On Fox News, Charles Krauthammer concurred: “This is kind of nasty, and it’s got potential,” he said. Meanwhile, Christie’s political enemies took the opportunity to join in. John Podesta, a senior adviser to President Obama who is widely expected to run Hillary Clinton’s Presidential campaign, told Bloomberg News, “I think it’s a killer, really. … If that was true, I don’t think there’s any coming back.”

In a post entitled “Yep, he’s toast,” Talking Points Memo’s Josh Marshall argued that, at this point, it doesn’t even matter very much whether Christie is telling the truth. “The 2016 primary is already underway,” Marshall wrote, “lining up political professionals, money people, power brokers in key states. That’s all happening now and it will continue through this year.” As the “Bridgegate” scandal continues to unfold, Marshall said, it will continue to distract Christie from his efforts to build a credible national campaign, subjecting him to “the death of a thousand cuts.”…

Even the so-called “upbeat” Christie stories are… kinda iffy. Jon Chait at NYMag dissects a Washington Post article, where, Chait thinks, “Report of Christie As Youthful Non-Goon Actually Sounds Pretty Goonish“:

… What did Christie do that so impressed them? Well, he had been the starting catcher on the baseball team, and a better player transferred to the school and took his starting spot, and Christie decided not to sue to keep the kid out of school.

The idea of suing to block the transfer of the better catcher came from Christie’s father, and Christie decided against it. The story notes that Christie did not reject this idea out of hand. (He “sought opinions about the idea from two of his closest friends on the team..”) Nor did he reject it on moral grounds. Rather, he simply decided it was too risky. (“Christie thought his dad was wrong, given the apparent risks: The season might be forfeited, and the team and the town might be turned against their family.”).

So Christie decided, after deliberating for a while, not to sue a kid for transferring to his school and being better than him at baseball, on the grounds that the community might not look kindly on that decision. This, concludes the Post, is evidence of Christie’s generosity of spirit. Because what most people would do when beaten out for a starting position in high school is use the legal system to have the kid thrown out of school…

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While we brace ourselves for further tales of Republican magnanimity, and/or nurse our SB hangovers, what’s on the agenda for the start of another week?

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  1. 1.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 3, 2014 at 6:28 am

    Gawd dayum, mourning again.

    Philip Seymour Hoffman
    1967 – 2014
    RIP

  2. 2.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 3, 2014 at 6:32 am

    I first saw him in “Almost Famous” and absolutely fell in love with him. Most of his movies have not been of my type (pure escapism) so I have only seen maybe half of them, but he was brilliant in every one of those.

  3. 3.

    Schlemizel

    February 3, 2014 at 6:35 am

    My moron DIL posted on facebook about about the Coke ad & I was in a pissy mood so I tried to engage her in an argument about it but she refused. Then my wife’s mouth-breathing sister posted on the subject with the line “songs like AtB and Gog Bless America should be sung in their original language”. I damn near tossed my laptop across the room. I replied the the folks in the UK might like to have a word with her about how God Bless America is to be sung but I don’t think she is bright enough to get it.

    I just keep praying for a giant meteor.

  4. 4.

    jayboat

    February 3, 2014 at 6:45 am

    I am anticipating no small amount of unmitigated joy as blubbergut twists in the wind these next few weeks.

    Anyone know the over-under on whether he will do time? 8-]]]

  5. 5.

    Buckyblue

    February 3, 2014 at 6:46 am

    Ok, if you have to go back to high to find a time when Christie didn’t act like a bully, you’ve made our point for us. And this is the best you could come up with?

  6. 6.

    jayboat

    February 3, 2014 at 6:48 am

    @Schlemizel:
    You must learn to resist the urge to make political posts on fb. The only thing to be gained is an education- a bit of insight, if you will, into the bottomless depth of teh stoopid.

  7. 7.

    Ash Can

    February 3, 2014 at 6:49 am

    So now that Christie has proven that he isn’t so concerned about the citizens of his state that he isn’t willing to fuck them over in order to score political points against other state pols, now he gets an invitation to CPAC’S confab.

    Obviously, you can’t just be any kind of asshole to get a CPAC invitation. You have to go above and beyond the usual standards of assholery.

  8. 8.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    February 3, 2014 at 6:52 am

    @Buckyblue: According to the Christie support group that meets on MSNBC at 3am PST, if he didn’t actually order the lane closings, he’s in the clear.

  9. 9.

    Schlemizel

    February 3, 2014 at 7:03 am

    @jayboat:

    I make a point of only posting politics on very rare occasions. The missus on the other hand post 6-7 items a day from various lefty bomb throwers. While I almost never post politics I do like to poke back at people who post stupid shit. I sometimes wish I could let stupid slide but certain egregious stupidity just has t be confronted s people know it will be.

  10. 10.

    Central Planning

    February 3, 2014 at 7:03 am

    Training class all week. Maybe I’ll have a chance to catch up on all the stuff I haven’t gotten done yet.

  11. 11.

    NorthLeft12

    February 3, 2014 at 7:05 am

    Wow, and conservatives complain about how liberals overuse the court system. Obviously, the Governor to be was already a calculating SOB when he was in high school. Well done Christie Sr.!

    And by the way, David Brooks pronouncing Christie out of the 2016 race does not seal the deal for me. I’ll wait for Mr. Kristol the Younger to chime in before I call it over.

  12. 12.

    Schlemizel

    February 3, 2014 at 7:05 am

    @Ash Can:
    The main qualification for an invite to CPAC is that you disturb liberals in real or imagined ways. Crusty fits that requirement. That they love bullies is just a cherry on his shit sundae.

  13. 13.

    Linda Featheringill

    February 3, 2014 at 7:11 am

    Love the Coke commercial!

    I looked at the superbowl commercials [via Chicago Tribune]. An X-rated butterfinger ad? Wow.

  14. 14.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 3, 2014 at 7:11 am

    @Schlemizel: “America” (aka “My Country ‘Tis Of Thee”), surely? That’s the one with the strangely familiar tune.

  15. 15.

    Ash Can

    February 3, 2014 at 7:11 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Someone should tell those idiots that if they want to see their friend and idol run for president, they’re going to have to quit their cushy jobs and run his campaign themselves, because no one else is going to want to touch him with a ten-foot pole.

  16. 16.

    Matt McIrvin

    February 3, 2014 at 7:12 am

    …Well, that and the holy National Anthem itself, which has a tune lifted from the Anacreontic Society’s drunk-guy song.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    February 3, 2014 at 7:14 am

    So Christie decided, after deliberating for a while, not to sue a kid for transferring to his school and being better than him at baseball, on the grounds that the community might not look kindly on that decision. This, concludes the Post, is evidence of Christie’s generosity of spirit

    I’ve done three more generous things already this morning, and I’m kind of an asshole.

  18. 18.

    Suffern ACE

    February 3, 2014 at 7:15 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: yes. But what this all did was get folks to look at how Sandy funds were spent. Do you think there won’t be more?

  19. 19.

    Gravenstone

    February 3, 2014 at 7:15 am

    Even as that commercial was airing, I was telling myself that it was time to cue the racist peckerheads. And lo, there was much howling and flinging of poo. Right on schedule.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    February 3, 2014 at 7:21 am

    The best thing about the Coke ad is that Coke is huge in the South.

  21. 21.

    Aimai

    February 3, 2014 at 7:25 am

    Ive been to the coca cola museum in Atlanta. That is one enormous international company. They aren’t stupid, even if a fraction of the people who drink one of their sixty or so brands are.

  22. 22.

    geg6

    February 3, 2014 at 7:27 am

    Day off, thank FSM. Got all the housework done Saturday. Laundry got done yesterday. The only thing I absolutely have to do is go to Agway for a 30 lb. bag of Taste of the Wild bison and venison. Then I’ll try to make a dent in the DVR list.

    Didn’t catch the final score last night. Can someone update so I can check my office pool?

  23. 23.

    Mudge

    February 3, 2014 at 7:29 am

    @Schlemizel:

    “songs like AtB and Gog Bless America should be sung in their original language”

    That reminded me of Molly Ivins commenting on some speech by Patrick Buchanan that it “probably sounded better in the original German”.

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    February 3, 2014 at 7:31 am

    When do we start the boycott of Coke? Today? Last nite?

  25. 25.

    Baud

    February 3, 2014 at 7:33 am

    I have to admit, the RNC was right. The right-wing was not outraged by the Cheerios ad. They were too busy being outraged by the Coke ad. I’m glad MSNBC apologized and fired that guy.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    February 3, 2014 at 7:39 am

    @geg6:

    And I thought I was too lazy to google. :)

    43-8

  27. 27.

    satby

    February 3, 2014 at 7:42 am

    Love the Coke ad, love the Cheerios ad, especially love that no matter how much they whine, the nutters have clearly lost the power to intimidate big corporations with their Fauxrage.

  28. 28.

    geg6

    February 3, 2014 at 7:45 am

    @Baud:

    LOL, you busted me. Anyway, I was too busy googling the Bud puppy love ad for my John, who had missed it last night and again on the morning news this morning.

  29. 29.

    mai naem

    February 3, 2014 at 7:47 am

    I feel bad for the NYT reporter on Mornin’ Ho. Ho and Nicolle Wallace are yukking it up in a very loud fashion to distract from the poor woman’s story. And Ho’s defense of Christie is beginning to sound like “It depends on what the definition of is is?” This is just downright embarrassing. Mika sounds like she’s finally getting off the Christie bus. I am just wondering when they’re going to fire Thomas Roberts since he’s the only one with the stones to publicly disagree with Ho.

  30. 30.

    J.D. Rhoades

    February 3, 2014 at 7:47 am

    Well, he had been the starting catcher on the baseball team, and a better player transferred to the school and took his starting spot, and Christie decided not to sue to keep the kid out of school.

    One is reminded of the line from, I think, Chris Rock, about guys who brag “I take care of MY kids.”

    “THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO!”

    And what the hell is up in New Jersey with teenagers filing lawsuits? Isn’t one of the slams Christie made against Wildstein that he filed a lawsuit over a school board election while in high school? Christie apparently thought it was at least a valid option.

  31. 31.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 3, 2014 at 7:49 am

    @geg6: Seattle 43 – 8 Denver

  32. 32.

    NonyNony

    February 3, 2014 at 7:49 am

    @Punchy:

    When do we start the boycott of Coke? Today? Last nite?

    A boycott of Coke is about as useful as a boycott of Disney. Here’s a list of all of the brands that they produce. A boycott of even a few thousand racist xenophobe morons is going to impact their bottom line less than the fluctuations in the price of fuel do. Especially when most of those racist xenophobe morons will loudly say that they’re boycotting Coke on the Internet and then go buy a Fanta or a Barq’s or a Sprite or something when they go to McDonald’s instead. Or maybe even buy a Coke because the point is to be loud about boycotting to proclaim your membership in the xenophobic racist tribe, actually boycotting it is unnecessary, unless you’re worried about getting called out on it.

  33. 33.

    eric

    February 3, 2014 at 7:51 am

    @satby: except for whoever owns MSNBC.

  34. 34.

    Wag

    February 3, 2014 at 7:53 am

    @NorthLeft12:

    I personally will wait for Mr Kristol to declare this a big nothin burger before I declare Christie to be done. Kristol has his “always wrong” reputation to uphold.

  35. 35.

    WereBear

    February 3, 2014 at 7:55 am

    I see the Christie apple does not fall far from the Christie tree.

  36. 36.

    BruinKid

    February 3, 2014 at 7:57 am

    So the NJ Transit was flooded with over 10,000 more people than they expected for the Super Bowl, causing MASSIVE lines to get on to the trains there.

    I blame Chris Christie for this. You guys in New Jersey had HOW many months to prepare for the Super Bowl, and you couldn’t figure out basic traffic patterns?? :-P

    Or maybe they’ll claim it was for another “traffic study”.

  37. 37.

    Mustang Bobby

    February 3, 2014 at 7:59 am

    Meanwhile, no one seems upset that the legendary counterculture icon Bob Dylan made a commercial for Chrysler. Which, by the way, is owned by the Italians.

  38. 38.

    Cervantes

    February 3, 2014 at 8:02 am

    @Mudge: Seven years without her — who knew we could?

  39. 39.

    J.D. Rhoades

    February 3, 2014 at 8:09 am

    @Mustang Bobby: I know plenty of people outraged by that. I think one of my old friends from the college radio station is on suicide watch.

  40. 40.

    Baud

    February 3, 2014 at 8:12 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    Mark my words, Dylan will be speaking to an empty ottoman at the 2016 GOP convention.

  41. 41.

    geg6

    February 3, 2014 at 8:13 am

    @Mustang Bobby:

    I didn’t want to bring it up because it upset me so much. Not so much as for who the commercial was for but by the fact that Bob Dylan was doing a commercial at all. Dylan? Really?

  42. 42.

    agrippa

    February 3, 2014 at 8:19 am

    What reasons would I have to think that Christie had/has aspirations to run for President?

  43. 43.

    Honus

    February 3, 2014 at 8:21 am

    @Mustang Bobby: Well, the tag line of the commercial was “America’s import”
    I seem to recall Bob doing an Apple ad a while back.

  44. 44.

    Anya

    February 3, 2014 at 8:29 am

    Someone help me out. What was the legal basis for lil Christie lawsuit of the kid transferring to Christie’s school? Did the Christies own the school and the kid took over their property?

  45. 45.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2014 at 8:31 am

    @Mustang Bobby: Dylan did a Victoria’s Secret ad in 2004 and a Pepsi ad in 2009.

  46. 46.

    dr. bloor

    February 3, 2014 at 8:33 am

    @J.D. Rhoades:

    I know plenty of people outraged by that. I think one of my old friends from the college radio station is on suicide watch.

    Probably the same people that are still apoplectic about him going electric at Newport. Not to slag on your friends specifically, but some people really need to buy new calendars. What Bob Dylan chooses to do at the age of 72 in 2014 is really no one’s business but his own.

  47. 47.

    Mustang Bobby

    February 3, 2014 at 8:35 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: The Pepsi ad maybe makes some kind of sense, but Victoria’s Secret? What was the theme music, “Lay Lady Lay”?

  48. 48.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2014 at 8:36 am

    @Anya: Best guess: it would a raised an issue about transfer student’s eligibility. Whether his address was properly within the district, etc. Or it could have alleged that the transfer kid was “recruited” and didn’t happen to land in that district.

  49. 49.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    February 3, 2014 at 8:37 am

    @Anya: Yeah, the original “Stand Your (School) Ground…

  50. 50.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 3, 2014 at 8:39 am

    @Mustang Bobby: Nope.

  51. 51.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    February 3, 2014 at 8:40 am

    People are really upset by that ad? Some people need a serious beating.

  52. 52.

    dmsilev

    February 3, 2014 at 8:43 am

    Via TPM, the ‘writers’ over at Andrew Breitbart Is Still Dead are frothing:

    Not only did Coke use “a deeply Christian patriotic anthem whose theme is unity – in several foreign languages,” but Leahy noted that the “ad also prominently features a gay couple.”

    I know I’m going to regret asking this, but ‘deeply Christian’?

  53. 53.

    Cervantes

    February 3, 2014 at 8:46 am

    From the New Yorker article Anne quoted above, here’s a summary:

    So where are we now? Last month, when the scandal took off, I said Christie was one story away from oblivion. At least for now, and despite its deadly timing, I’m not convinced the Wildstein letter is that story. With Wisniewski, I am reserving judgement until we hear from Kelly, Christie’s former deputy chief of staff. She’s the potential John Dean of this story. She has the power to destroy her former boss, but also to exculpate him, at least partly. Until we know what she’s got to say, Christie will remain in limbo. He’s not quite dead yet.

  54. 54.

    dr. bloor

    February 3, 2014 at 8:47 am

    @dmsilev: And everyone knows Christ spoke American English. With a southern drawl.

  55. 55.

    slippy

    February 3, 2014 at 8:48 am

    @NorthLeft12:

    What’s so spectacular about this anecdote, other than the Bootstraps Cult once again turning out to be a fraud, is how much of a sissy this makes Christie look like. Sue because he didn’t get his spot on the team? Really?

    What a piece of work he is.

  56. 56.

    chopper

    February 3, 2014 at 8:50 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    dylan did a cadillac ad a few years back. kinda goofy one, too. made no sense at all.

  57. 57.

    slippy

    February 3, 2014 at 8:51 am

    @dmsilev:

    I know I’m going to regret asking this, but ‘deeply Christian’?

    So, normally I could give a rat’s ass about a super bowl commercial, since I’ll never see it. Looked this up, and wow are the racist assholes getting upset, aren’t they? “America the Beautiful” is a free, public domain song, and fuck the Christian right’s feelings over the subject.

  58. 58.

    Princess

    February 3, 2014 at 8:55 am

    @dmsilev: Well, there is a whole verse about pilgrim feet.

  59. 59.

    Mustang Bobby

    February 3, 2014 at 9:01 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Cool. I don’t have a problem with Mr. Dylan doing an ad for anyone he wants to. I thought the ad was really well done. I was just mildly surprised; I didn’t know he had a history of doing commercial work. I also thought the wingers would go BSC because Bob Dylan isn’t Clint Eastwood, thank dog.

  60. 60.

    Bobby Thomson

    February 3, 2014 at 9:01 am

    @geg6: After Bob flirted with fundamentalist Jeebus in the 80s, nothing he does surprises me anymore.

  61. 61.

    Keith G

    February 3, 2014 at 9:02 am

    Cold-like symptoms made my waking up less than pleasant. Cancelled my Monday obligations and poured a dram of Bowmore 12 y.o. single malt. Feeling better.

  62. 62.

    drkrick

    February 3, 2014 at 9:05 am

    @dmsilev: I’m guessing it’s the “God shed his grace on thee” part. Which is dumb, but less dumb than usual for them.

  63. 63.

    Bobby Thomson

    February 3, 2014 at 9:05 am

    @dmsilev: Yeah, that’s bullshit. Some people would prefer America the Beautiful as our national anthem (easier to sing, not as militaristic). It’s theistic but not “deeply Christian.”

  64. 64.

    Cervantes

    February 3, 2014 at 9:10 am

    @dmsilev:

    Not only did Coke use “a deeply Christian patriotic anthem whose theme is unity – in several foreign languages,” but Leahy noted that the “ad also prominently features a gay couple.”

    I know I’m going to regret asking this, but ‘deeply Christian’?

    The song does mention God. Maybe that’s all it takes.

    As I said last night, the writer may have been a lesbian (though not every woman in a “Boston marriage” was). Worse, she taught at Wellesley College, which fellow Bay Stater (and fellow Republican) Calvin Coolidge famously dismissed as a “hotbed of radicalism.” Even worse, her song lyrics allude to the sins of capitalism (“May God thy gold refine / Till all success be nobleness / And ev’ry gain divine”)

    But don’t tell the Tea Party.

  65. 65.

    Cervantes

    February 3, 2014 at 9:14 am

    @geg6:

    Dylan? Really?

    That’s an old question, been around since 1965. The answer is yes.

  66. 66.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 3, 2014 at 9:15 am

    @NonyNony:

    Coca-Cola and Chick-Fil-A have a tight partnership. How are the Coke haters going to square that circle? Hmmmm?

  67. 67.

    PurpleGirl

    February 3, 2014 at 9:19 am

    @BruinKid: This morning on NY1 someone blamed the tie-ups on New York. Nope, sir, that’s was NJ’s role to figure that out months ago and have the trains available.

  68. 68.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 3, 2014 at 9:22 am

    @dmsilev:

    They need to pay a little more attention to the second-verse refrain:

    America! America!
    God mend thine ev’ry flaw,
    Confirm thy soul in self-control,
    Thy liberty in law.

  69. 69.

    Mustang Bobby

    February 3, 2014 at 9:34 am

    @Keith G: It won’t cure it, but it’ll make you glad you’re sick…

  70. 70.

    NonyNony

    February 3, 2014 at 9:38 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Coca-Cola and Chick-Fil-A have a tight partnership. How are the Coke haters going to square that circle? Hmmmm?

    I’m sure that nobody will bring it up, and the Coke boycotters who are buying Chik-fil-a by the gross because of their politics will “boycott Coke” there by buying a Sprite and not even realize that they’re idiots.

    In my dreams we can get the CEO of Chick-fil-A to mouth off about how they’re cancelling their Coke contract because people who speak foreign languages are from the Devil and how dare Coca-cola let Devil-speakers sing America the Beautiful in their Devil Language. It won’t happen, but I’d like to see somebody try it and get crushed. Because Coca-cola isn’t going to back down and apologize for a multicultural ad. They never have before, and they’ve been doing multicultural ads longer than any giant mega-corporation that I can think of off the top of my head.

  71. 71.

    Cervantes

    February 3, 2014 at 9:40 am

    @Anya:

    What was the legal basis for lil Christie lawsuit of the kid transferring to Christie’s school? Did the Christies own the school and the kid took over their property?

    There was no lawsuit. The idea was, apparently, his father’s reaction to the situation. That’s the kind of father he was: intense.

    The reason we know about the lawsuit that never happened? The WP interviewed a former high-school team-mate, Scott Parsons. Here’s something else from the interview:

    To Parsons, the most impressive thing Christie did in high school was to surrender his starting spot without a fight. “He stayed on the team. Just about anybody else would say, ‘I’m going to have a friggin’ good time, I’m not going to sit around and watch games,’” Parsons said. “We still remember how he conducted himself. … He did it with such class.”

    Where’s that Chris Christie now?

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    February 3, 2014 at 9:41 am

    @Aimai: I wonder if this commercial was inspired by the unauthorized “fake” Coke commercial that was kind of a protest to their sponsoring the olympics in Sochi.

  73. 73.

    Nutella

    February 3, 2014 at 9:46 am

    @drkrick:

    “God shed his grace on thee”

    Doesn’t say which god! Could be Baal or Shiva or any of the others.

  74. 74.

    maximiliano furtive, formerly known as dr. bloor

    February 3, 2014 at 9:47 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Silly. All that verse means is that the blahs should never have sex, and non-blahs should carry weapons to stand their ground.

  75. 75.

    danielx

    February 3, 2014 at 9:49 am

    Probably a less than worthy thought, but while watching the Coke/America the Beautiful/red rag for wingnuts commercial I was struck by the contrast between the diversity shown in the commercial and the uniformity of the United States Senate. Diverse we are, diverse the Senate is not – which says a great deal about why general policy propositions like more domestic spending and less spending on the military, favored by solid majorities of the populace, never receive serious consideration in Sodom on the Potomac. Said policy propositions aren’t favored or even considered by the Very Serious People in the Village, either. Go figure.

    On another note – it’s a pity for Peyton Manning that the Seahawks went through the Broncos like Sherman going through Georgia, as he’ll likely never get another chance. However…in my neck of the woods his legacy as a class act is completely intact. Off the top of my head I can’t think of another NFL player with a children’s hospital named after him, a project to which he devoted a great deal of time and attention (and still does), not to mention fifty million dollars or thereabouts.

  76. 76.

    Citizen S

    February 3, 2014 at 10:41 am

    The only thing that upset me about the Dylan commercial was the line about “let’s leave beer brewing to the Germans”. Really? With America’s thriving craft brewing industry? Other than that, I actually liked it.

  77. 77.

    Mnemosyne

    February 3, 2014 at 10:55 am

    @dmsilev:

    I’m surprised they managed to pick up on the gay couple when there were SCARY SCARY MOOSLIMS! in the same ad.

  78. 78.

    NorthLeft12

    February 3, 2014 at 11:16 am

    @Wag: Yes, I agree with you. You could make a lot of money betting against whatever Bill Kristol and David Brooks predict is going to happen.

    I was snarking.

  79. 79.

    NorthLeft12

    February 3, 2014 at 11:26 am

    @slippy: And the conservatives complain about others dependence on entitlements.

    Project much?

  80. 80.

    Penus

    February 3, 2014 at 11:32 am

    Paul Ryan slithered out of the sewer to his enabler, George Stephanopoulos, the other day:

    When asked if he would move to impeach Obama over his use of executive actions, Ryan said he didn’t think so.

    Nice of Georgie to move the Overton Window on his own show and imply that the president issuing executive orders – or rather, this president using executive orders – is potentially GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT. That’s a new low, even for the Village.

    A more useful question would have been: “Rep. Ryan, have you considered that if you and your fellow congressmen were doing your jobs instead of being whiny bitches, the president wouldn’t have to ‘do the job of Congress’?”

  81. 81.

    Barney

    February 3, 2014 at 11:40 am

    Damn, it somehow feels like I’ve dumbed down, when I find that Time has already published what I was going to say:

    There are few brands more global, and more American, than Coca-Cola. Its red-and-white label and glass curves are a universal symbol, an American beachhead on every inhabited inch of the Earth. Like the sugary stuff or hate it, its advertising has long been about a certain ideal–the idea that people are many and one, united by simple things like a smile, a song, and a Coke. It was Coke, after all, that brought us “I’d like to teach the world to sing”–not “I’d like to teach the contiguous 48 states plus Alaska and Hawaii to sing.

  82. 82.

    cckids

    February 3, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    @slippy:

    What’s so spectacular about this anecdote, other than the Bootstraps Cult once again turning out to be a fraud, is how much of a sissy this makes Christie look like. Sue because he didn’t get his spot on the team? Really?

    This. I (sort of) remember the story about Michael Jordan not making/getting cut from his basketball team. He went home & had a cry, then went out & practiced extra hours every day & kicked ass the next year.

    That’s how you do it. Lawsuit? Pffffft.

  83. 83.

    Bonnie

    February 3, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    American Indians were thrown in jail if they didn’t speak English. Otherwise, we would probably be still speaking our own languages and probably bilingual.

  84. 84.

    Tehanu

    February 3, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    @Bobby Thomson:
    Hey, the man has six kids and gah knows how many grandkids, plus the expenses of a touring band. I’m not about to criticize him for taking the money, especially as I’m not in a position to know what shape his finances are in. Do people really think he still ought to be living in a cold-water walkup in the Village to prove his ideological purity?

  85. 85.

    Seanly

    February 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    I knew the Coke ad with multilingual lyrics was rightwinger bait.

    My fave of the night was the Chevy ad with the hubby & wife driving for a very personal reason. My wife was just diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia (positive for the Philadelphia gene). She already went through Stage I Lymphoma 3 years ago. I hope that we’re able to take a drive like that when her 1st & 2nd phase treatments are done in 10 or 11 months. Cancer can go fu ck itself.

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