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You are here: Home / Politics / Religion / Religious Nuts 2 / Heartache to Heartache We Stand

Heartache to Heartache We Stand

by @heymistermix.com|  February 4, 20144:42 pm| 90 Comments

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This video from BYU Housing and Student Living explains why turning in your roommate for jacking off is just like fighting in one of “the battles of the great war”.

We wouldn’t need a Keystone pipeline if we could figure out a way to harness the energy created by putting a few thousand teenage and twenty-something kids in close proximity and forbidding them from having sex or even rubbing one out.

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  1. 1.

    Trollhattan

    February 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    I am triple-checking my calendar yet am unable to get a reading of “April 1.” Calendar clearly done got broked.

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    February 4, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    They got the music all wrong. Needs to be set to Ken Burns’ favorite piece of music-to-go-to-war-with, Ashokan Farewell.

  3. 3.

    Ash Can

    February 4, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    When I first heard about this I thought it was a joke. WTF is the matter with these people?

    ETA: Although I can easily imagine that this movie is the source of endless amusement among the students themselves.

  4. 4.

    Lolis

    February 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    I actually follow Mormon concerns because I have a lot of Mormon relatives. Word on the street is porn addiction is becoming something that is perceived as a problem in the churches. The bishops are getting a lot of reports of it. Not surprising when you think about how sheltered they are. The narration on this video just makes it so much worse though. They should have hired an actor.

  5. 5.

    Burnspbesq

    February 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    Just so we’re clear: we don’t need the Keystone XL pipeline. Canada needs a pipeline to get the proceeds of the Rape of Alberta to market. There isn’t a single reason why they should get to export any of the risk of environmental catastrophe that is inherent in moving that crap (arguably the dirtiest crude oil the world has ever known) to market.

    You want a pipeline? Build it in your own fucking country.

  6. 6.

    GregB

    February 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    Don’t whack, do tell.

  7. 7.

    Mr. Longform

    February 4, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    OK, that was pretty hilarious. I especially enjoyed all the homoerotic pats and going into rooms together and pointing phallic guns at each other. And, as I recall being a 19-year-old dorm resident, there was nothing like a night of shooting pool with my buddies who also weren’t getting any and looking at girls to keep these evil jerking off tendencies at bay. And, the war analogy is especially great because getting your rocks off is pretty much the same as getting shot at, right?

  8. 8.

    Trollhattan

    February 4, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    @Ash Can:

    WTF is the matter with these people?

    Let’s start with the premise of “everything” to at least get within reach of the truth. They steadfastly remain the 19th century’s answer to $ciento1ogy.

  9. 9.

    ? Martin

    February 4, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    @Lolis:

    Word on the street is porn addiction is becoming something that is perceived as a problem in the churches

    Utah has long been the highest per capita consumer of porn.

    They need to loosen up. Maslow will not be denied.

  10. 10.

    dr. bloor

    February 4, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    @dmsilev:

    They got the music all wrong. Needs to be set to Ken Burns’ favorite piece of music-to-go-to-war-with, Ashokan Farewell.

    I sure know my dorm room was the site of reenactments of Pickett’s charge on a frequent basis.

  11. 11.

    Mnemosyne

    February 4, 2014 at 4:58 pm

    I can’t get to it at work, but there was a great post on LoveJoyFeminism recently about some of the instructions that fundies are getting about sex and how it seriously warps the brain (to the point where, to the author ETA: of the piece being critiqued, it seems totally normal for a teenage boy to be angry at the woman he finds attractive because she should be covering herself). When I get home, I’ll post it here.

    ETA: Sorry, it seems normal to the author of the piece being critiqued, not to the author of the post. Just to be clear.

  12. 12.

    PaulW

    February 4, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    There was a facebook response to this: “I knew I was a goddamn American hero…”

  13. 13.

    Tommy

    February 4, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    I just got my power bill. Included with it was an EPA study on our water. It would seem my tap water is about as clean as tap water can get. That is kind of cool. Really cool I get that. I bet you don’t get that with your power bill and I am sad about that.

  14. 14.

    PaulW

    February 4, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    I sure know my dorm room was the site of reenactments of Pickett’s charge on a frequent basis.

    Let’s just say American-Australian diplomatic relations worked out real well during negotiations in my dorm room during the month of October 1988…

  15. 15.

    Amir Khalid

    February 4, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    Just out of curiosity: If you make a habit of secretly watching your college roommate pleasuring themselves — to gather evidence, let’s say — can someone then denounce you to BYU’s Housing and Student Living office as a voyeur?

  16. 16.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    @Ash Can:

    WTF is the matter with these people?

    Their brains have been taken over by a particularly virulent meme. One of its characteristics is that it spreads from parent to offspring, and it grows more rapidly by encouraging maximum reproductive rate and discouraging any behavior that might diminish reproductive rate.

  17. 17.

    Warren Terra

    February 4, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    @Lolis: I don’t know if it held up, but a study a half-dozen years ago found that Utahns were the biggest porn consumers in the USA, I think by a fair margin.

  18. 18.

    kindness

    February 4, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    Jesus’ General used to be really good on this one. Now he only tweets soooo

    I may be showing my olds but when I lived in a dorm for 2 years back in the day we didn’t do that around our room-mates. It was considered poor form.

  19. 19.

    Geeno

    February 4, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    @Amir Khalid: You’ve found the catch-22 to all of this.

  20. 20.

    scav

    February 4, 2014 at 5:10 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Circle-Snitch of the Circle-Jerk? That’s 2/5s of the way to being a Fundie Olympics.

  21. 21.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 5:12 pm

    @Burnspbesq:

    Just so we’re clear: we don’t need the Keystone XL pipeline.

    We don’t need it, but we do benefit from it economically, because it means that most of the refining will happen in the US. I think the economic benefits don’t come close to making up for the environmental danger, but the profits are privatized while the risks are socialized, so you know the money people like it.

  22. 22.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 4, 2014 at 5:12 pm

    First there was Cathy McMorris Rodgers and the wacky rules of the college she attended. Now this.

    I don’t even … I just can’t ….

  23. 23.

    Violet

    February 4, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Don’t know who’s doing the voiceover for this video but he sounds like an entitled jackass. He’s probably spending Daddy’s trust fund on hookers and blow. Isn’t Utah the state with the highest p0rn usage?

    Edit: Oh, I just got the part in the video where they show the guy. He’s a lot older than he sounds. Maybe he’s spending his own money, then.

  24. 24.

    Hawes

    February 4, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    I think Democrats should be vocally pro-onanism. There are a lot more votes there.

  25. 25.

    Anoniminous

    February 4, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Nobody in the Mormon Church has read a book on sexuality published after 1623.

    (That’s a guess so the date may actually be 1263.)

  26. 26.

    Gindy51

    February 4, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    @? Martin: Also the highest per capita consumption of anti depressants, mostly for their female population. If you think this video is weird, Google Mormon and floating. It will open up a whole new world for you, or not.

  27. 27.

    EriktheRed

    February 4, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    Take note folks: comments for the video are disabled on YouTube.

    They usually are when Theo-cons post put their propaganda on there, since they just can’t seem to take even a sliver of criticism.

  28. 28.

    tybee

    February 4, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    that look of love the poor victim gave his rescuer….and got back in return.

    bet that leads to another short film.

  29. 29.

    different-church-lady

    February 4, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    @Trollhattan: Early candidate for comment of the year.

  30. 30.

    Violet

    February 4, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    @Mr. Longform: Yeah, no kidding. Is this some kind of Mormon gay dating film?

  31. 31.

    different-church-lady

    February 4, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    @EriktheRed: The world would probably be a better place if comments for all videos were disabled on YouTube.

  32. 32.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 4, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    @Violet:

    I think he’s the president of BYU’s Idaho campus.

  33. 33.

    boatboy_srq

    February 4, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    @Ash Can:

    WTF is the matter with these people?

    Somebody has to tell the snitches they’re heroes: everyone else is going to treat them like bigoted jerks.

  34. 34.

    IowaOldLady

    February 4, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    Does it seem like organized religion spends about 90% of its time worrying about sex? Is sex seriously the major moral issue we face?

  35. 35.

    rea

    February 4, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Dude, what’s with all the porn for masturbation? Don’t you have an imagination?

  36. 36.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    @Tommy:

    I bet you don’t get that with your power bill and I am sad about that.

    I don’t get it with my power bill, but I do get an annual report on my city’s water quality. It’s not perfect, but it’s safe to drink. Our big problem is that our water is ridiculously hard. I’ve had to give up on soap and go exclusively to detergent-based hand and body washes to avoid having my skin so covered with soap scum that I get hives.

  37. 37.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    @Gindy51:

    I can never not know that now, can I?

  38. 38.

    Bubblegum Tate

    February 4, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    @kindness:

    I may be showing my olds but when I lived in a dorm for 2 years back in the day we didn’t do that around our room-mates. It was considered poor form.

    Well, I’d like to think that kids today don’t intentionally do it around their roommates, but sometimes, people just get caught in flagrante delicto, as it were.

  39. 39.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    I’d suggest anonymous reporting, but it wouldn’t help if the snitch is your roommate.

  40. 40.

    jl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:27 pm

    I guess this is for real?

    The war machismo, guts, bonding and camaraderie stuff might get a poor lonely kid off p 0 rn and Mr. hand, and looking for a partner of some kind for the night. Which I think would be an improvement. I’m sure the Mormon church would agree!

    Edit: And the WWII stuff seemed European. Ahh, thoughts of sexy French and Italian village girls dance in my head. Yeah, I’m sure that goofy clip will work just fine.

  41. 41.

    Comrade Jake

    February 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    Wouldn’t a better title for this post have been ” I touch myself” ? Missed opportunity there, dpm. You could have been somebody.

  42. 42.

    PurpleGirl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Good point. I guess that would be possible.

    Anyone talking to their bishop about this type of sin risks being thrown out of the church and then having to prove themselves worthy of being admitted again.

    One of my guilty pleasures is watching Discovery ID (or crime all the time). They’ve had stories of all kinds of troubles Mormons have gotten themselves into — fraud, theft, murder family members, out of wedlock sex (both before and after marriage). Argh. They aren’t amoral, they’re immoral.

  43. 43.

    Bubblegum Tate

    February 4, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    First there was Cathy McMorris Rodgers and the wacky rules of the college she attended.

    Holy shit. The “eye babies.” Takes the term “bedroom eyes” to a whole new place I’d rather it didn’t go.

  44. 44.

    Ash Can

    February 4, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    @IowaOldLady: Tells you a lot about the religious leaders in question, doesn’t it?

  45. 45.

    jl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    @PurpleGirl:

    Thanks for pointing that out. Signs of not quite thinking things all the way through before they made this strange thing, whatever it is.

    Edit: probably will be very serious committee meetings on when quietly observing your room mate taking care of business becomes porn, or even worse, attendance at a live sex show, with homoerotic overtones. Criteria will be established. I hope it results in another clip we can watch at Balloon-Juice explaining it all.

  46. 46.

    cmorenc

    February 4, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    The leading pioneer Mormon men like Brigham Young himself (for whom BYU is named) because they had enough wives to cavort with a different one each night (or in Brigham Young’s case, a different one each night of the month with several left over. It would have indeed been sinfully selfish of him to have whacked off on the side and not been able to get it up to perform his marital duties with at least one among his wives who were in a horny mood on any given night.

    SOLUTION: Alter the male:female ratio at BYU to more like 1-to 7; then the young lads will be so busy servicing one or another of the females at the school each night, they won’t have need or inclination to waste their seed indulging the sin of jacking off.

    SIDE NOTE: What’s especially precious about visiting Brigham Young’s home on a corner near Temple Square in Salt Lake City is that when you take the tour with a couple of young 20-ish Mormon women as your guide, and ask a question about why the house has so many bedrooms, dining rooms and parlors, how their answer dodges any acknowledgement of his many wives. “He had a lot of social engagements”.

  47. 47.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    Does it seem like organized religion spends about 90% of its time worrying about sex?

    I think it only seems that way. The 90% is only the percent of their energy they devote to pestering the general public in broad public announcements. They also devote lots of energy to small scale proselytizing and to hitting up their members for money.

  48. 48.

    boatboy_srq

    February 4, 2014 at 5:43 pm

    @Anoniminous: Would it be wrong to suggest that “[n]obody in the Mormon Church has read a book on sexuality published after 1623″?

  49. 49.

    boatboy_srq

    February 4, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    @Comrade Jake: There would have been room for both promises and demands, then.

  50. 50.

    boatboy_srq

    February 4, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    @PurpleGirl: Spartan Ethic Redux. It’s all good and proper and Righteous as long as you don’t get caught. The SBC are masters of this, but I think LDS and AoG have them beat these days.

  51. 51.

    jl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    @Roger Moore: I do think 90% of their time worrying is about sex. When you add up worrying about other people’s sex, and worry about getting caught for your own sex that is forbidden, both probably add up to around 90% of the grand total worry. The latter part is pretty big, but we only get a glimpse of that part of the worry-burden when some preacher man (or equivalent) gets caught.

  52. 52.

    charmtrap

    February 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    “President Kim B. Clark reminds students at BYU-Idaho to reach out to roommates in need.”

    Kind of an unfortunate tag line.

  53. 53.

    jl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    And I am not gay, but if I were, I think the stolid heroic handsome soldier who’s done seen things would be a type I would go for.

    Lots of backfire potential in this handy-dandy (sorry) helpful public announcement and very promising idea for a Monte Python skit.

  54. 54.

    muricafukyea

    February 4, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    Stories like 2 wetsuits and a dildo, and any 1st year psych major will tell you, the people responsible for this project are themselves projecting.

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    February 4, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    @Roger Moore: I thought I read recently that when all is said and done with the pipeline, it will only bring about 20 or 25 permanent jobs to the US. NOT WORTH IT.

  56. 56.

    replicnt6

    February 4, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    So, what I’m getting out of this video is that whacking off is as noble as being wounded in battle? Where do I pick up my purple heart … factory?

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    February 4, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    I stopped watching the video at the point where it looked like the guy was waking up and had something weird on his face, below his eye. What was that about?

  58. 58.

    tybee

    February 4, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    an aborted eye baby, i think.

  59. 59.

    Violet

    February 4, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    @WaterGirl: He’s “injured on the battlefield” and his hunky, muscular, chisel-jawed roommate is in full battle gear, sees him, and goes to help him. It’s Mormon gay pr0n for sure.

  60. 60.

    Ernest Pikeman

    February 4, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    The Lakota are saying Keystone XL will NOT go through their Treaty lands. To me this is the “no” that means NO. Anybody who tries to force it against their wishes will be dead to me, and I’m pretty fucking far from a Native American.

  61. 61.

    Bill Arnold

    February 4, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    we could figure out a way to harness the energy created by putting a few thousand teenage and twenty-something kids in close proximity and forbidding them from having sex or even rubbing one out.

    The Shakers did this experiment. They were fairly inventive, so perhaps there is something to the idea.

  62. 62.

    Runt

    February 4, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Oh, those brave young men who daily fight the Battle of the Bulge in Their Pants. Never forget!

  63. 63.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 4, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    @cmorenc:

    SOLUTION: Alter the male:female ratio at BYU to more like 1-to 7; then the young lads will be so busy servicing one or another of the females at the school each night, they won’t have need or inclination to waste their seed indulging the sin of jacking off.

    You clearly didn’t google “Mormons” + “floating” per Gindy51‘s suggestion, did you?

  64. 64.

    celticdragonchick

    February 4, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    I was kind of wondering why US soldiers in WW II are carrying Chinese Communist SKS rifles from the Vietnam era.

  65. 65.

    Trollhattan

    February 4, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    ZOMG, that led me to “Provo snowshovel.”

  66. 66.

    PurpleGirl

    February 4, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    @celticdragonchick: Cheap production values — no one checking continuity and props.

  67. 67.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 4, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    I … don’t think I want to know.

  68. 68.

    raven

    February 4, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    @celticdragonchick: Easy to get.

  69. 69.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    @boatboy_srq:

    Would it be wrong to suggest that “[n]obody in the Mormon Church has read a book on sexuality published after 1623″?

    Considering that the Book of Mormon was only written revealed and translated from the original gold tablets around 1830, a lot of Mormons would be very insulted.

  70. 70.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:38 pm

    We have always been at war with Kolob.

  71. 71.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    Can I just do it until I need a transfusion?

  72. 72.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:42 pm

    For the AV techs, know that nothing gets you closer to Heavenly Father than a little video evidence (for the good of the casualty, of course).

  73. 73.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:42 pm

    For the AV techs, know that nothing gets you closer to Heavenly Father than a little video evidence (for the good of the casualty, of course).

  74. 74.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    Does this mean that “Orgasmo” was actually a documentary?

  75. 75.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    Moral of the story – Be sure to marry early so you have an approved receptacle for these carnal urges.

  76. 76.

    LanceThruster

    February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    You know who else preferred war and having indoctrinated youth turning in others for the good of the tribe..?

  77. 77.

    dp

    February 4, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    Wow.

  78. 78.

    Roger Moore

    February 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    Just remember, jobs and money are not the same thing. The refinery owners are likely to do very well on the deal, especially if they don’t have to pay many employees to run their refineries.

  79. 79.

    boatboy_srq

    February 4, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    RE: the video: outside the blatant stupidity of the guy watching pr0n on his desktop with his back to an open door, there’s the whole homoerotic vibe of the thing, coupled with the eerie sensation that we don’t know what he was watching besides what the “narrator” mansplains to us. In terms of behavior modification it seems to me that this is about as counterproductive as it gets. I can’t help but wonder whether this is paired as a double-feature with some similarly-boneheaded anti-contraception or anti-premarital-sex short.

  80. 80.

    Bill in Section 147

    February 4, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    @dr. bloor: Pickett’s discharge.

  81. 81.

    Bill in Section 147

    February 4, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    @Roger Moore: Once completed I understand the refining will move out of the US so we actually refine more of the oil without it complete.

  82. 82.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    February 4, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    @Tommy:

    EPA study on our water.

    Every water supplier is required to mail these out annually. Since it came with your power bill, let me guess: LA Dept of Water and Power is your supplier? There aren’t too many others I can think of that combine the two.

  83. 83.

    Mnemosyne

    February 4, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    Here’s the post about the creepy-ass book that I referenced earlier. A little preview:

    A week later Bob dropped out of the youth group. His sudden departure puzzled and saddened the earnest youth director. He went to Bob to ask him if there was anything Bob wanted to talk about. Bitter bile filled Bob’s mouth at the memory of the youth director’s wife slowly walking up the church steps with her tight skirt and high-heeled shoes, just like the woman on the TV. Lydia, with her sanctimonious smile, did not deceive him; how could she be so dumb as to not know exactly what she was doing to him?

  84. 84.

    Mike Toreno

    February 4, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    You people are disgusting, scoffing and mocking the way you do while pornography ruins the lives of so many young men. Why don’t you try encouragement rather than mockery. The next time you see a few young men who are struggling with this problem, just tell them that if they all pull together, they can beat it!

  85. 85.

    Mike G

    February 4, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    @Gindy51:

    If you think this video is weird, Google Mormon and floating.

    I’ve heard of that as ‘soaking’.

    The backflip-hairsplitting these people do to avoid violating silly rules must make them really warped. No wonder Rmoney acted like a robot.

  86. 86.

    Paul in KY

    February 5, 2014 at 8:39 am

    Just watched it. Holy crap is about all I can say.

    Also, thank God I’m not mormon.

  87. 87.

    TerryC

    February 5, 2014 at 9:05 am

    @scav: “Circle-Snitch of the Circle-Jerk?”

    On one of my Vietnam tours, I watched a dozen sailors schedule and carry off a faux naked circle jerk scheduled to time with security’s nightly walk through our sleeping quarters on my ship. Each of them was off the ship, in a helicopter, and on the way back to the US the very next day.

  88. 88.

    dmbeaster

    February 5, 2014 at 11:27 am

    @Ash Can: Its modern day Reefer Madness

  89. 89.

    Chicagopat

    February 5, 2014 at 11:51 am

    The parody videos are going to be breathtaking. I can’t wait.

  90. 90.

    Chicagopat

    February 5, 2014 at 11:55 am

    Annnddd right on cue:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGFELSn6cc&feature=youtu.be

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