Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Everybody saw this coming.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Come on, man.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Let’s finish the job.

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    Dee Loralei

    Happy BDay, SoonerGrunt! You’re my favorite Sooner who I’m not related to, who doesn’t play football for OU and who isn’t Elizabeth Warren, LOL! Hope you had a great one!

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    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    Happy Soonerday. My personal favorite Okie. Have many happy returns.

  25. 25.

    SiubhanDuinne

    A very happy birthday to Soonergrunt, Boudica’s husband, gogiggs, and anyone else born on this day. My Uncle Frank would have been 100 today. And William S. Burroughs, too, of course.

  34. 34.

    The Dangerman

    I think Joe Mixon ended up signing with the Sooners; as a UCLA Dude, can I still wish Happy Birthday to you? Of course!

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    trollhattan

    HBDTYSG! My wishes for you are two: a supremely healthy daughter and a year with no bloody tornadoes.

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    mainmata

    Watching Daily Show and the wonderful Samantha Bee is “reporting” from Beirut. Hello people, this is one of my beats and could you at least put a plausible green screen background? That wasn’t Beirut by a long shot. But, of course, nobody knows, right?

    Meanwhile, a big high five to Soonergrunt who is an outstanding BJ correspondent.

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    YellowJournalism

    Happy Bday, Sooner! Or will you be changing your name to TakesAMomentGrunt now that you’re old?

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    mclaren

    Because it’s so important that we celebrate the sociopaths among us. Maybe Soonergrunt can praise the murder of U.S. citizens by our president once again, and when he’s blowing out candles on his birthday cake he can pretend he’s snuffing out the lives of U.S. citizens without charging them with a crime or offering ’em a trial.

    Hey! I know! Why restrict ourselves to living sociopaths, like Soonergrunt?

    Happy birthday, Ed Gein! Happy birthday, Herman Mudgett! Happy birthday, Pol Pot!

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    gogiggs

    @boudica Well, I have been in Texas, but not since, um… 1980
    @currants One of at least four of us is probably very lucky.
    but, yeah, yesterday was the the 21st increasingly less convincing celebration of my 29th birthday.

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