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You are here: Home / Music / Ok, I Don’t Really Hate You That Much

Ok, I Don’t Really Hate You That Much

by John Cole|  March 4, 20149:49 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Music, General Stupidity

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And so I give you this:

Just try to stop watching halfway through. I double dog dare you.

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43Comments

  1. 1.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    March 4, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    Meh.

  2. 2.

    Ernest Pikeman

    March 4, 2014 at 9:53 pm

    OK, I stopped at 1:06. Is there some point to this?

  3. 3.

    Cassidy

    March 4, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    I don’t know where he got that recipe from, but when I stuff a turkey, I get my whole hand up in that shit. Two fingers ain’t gonna do it.

  4. 4.

    Mnemosyne

    March 4, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Idina Menzel, Jimmy Fallon, and the Roots.

    You know what they’re singing. Don’t play coy.

  5. 5.

    Regnad Kcin

    March 4, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    inscrutably entertaining

  6. 6.

    Comrade Mary

    March 4, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    You like us! You really, really like us!

    God, this so brings back 2003 for me.

  7. 7.

    Jackie

    March 4, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    @Ernest Pikeman: I’m with you: I’ve wasted several seconds of my life that I can’t get back. John, WHY???

  8. 8.

    NotMax

    March 4, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    Dunno how many might have any interest in old-time radio, but came across a trove of archived radio shows done in the 60s and 70s about just that, here. Unusual in that many of them are interviews and reminiscences from people one doesn’t usually hear from (ad agency execs, musicians, studio engineers, etc.).

    @Ernest Pikeman

    You lasted longer than I.

    Wasn’t hard to come away, certainly wasn’t about to stick around for the climax.

  9. 9.

    kindness

    March 4, 2014 at 10:07 pm

    The question is John, how many of us would you have a beer with?

  10. 10.

    Gex

    March 4, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    It’s pretty clear to me that conservative Christians need to obsess over controlling everyone else’s sex drives in order to avoid having to think about themselves, how they are living their lives, and how they treat others. They might actually need to try to be good people instead of automatically assume they are better than everyone else because they don’t do {insert disapproved sex act here}.

  11. 11.

    Gex

    March 4, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    Also, I’m suspect that one guy doesn’t need to make the faces he’s making to do the sign language. Looks like he has first hand knowledge of what it’s like to masturbate, so maybe he should sit down and let someone else do the signing.

  12. 12.

    PhoenixRising

    March 4, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    That ain’t even captioned. So they don’t want deaf people to stop jerking it, they want signing people to stop.

  13. 13.

    Cassidy

    March 4, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    I don’t understand the renewed push to give up masturbation. Personally, I’m tired when I’m all done. I have no time for letting satan in at that point.

  14. 14.

    Cassidy

    March 4, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    “Go away Satan. ‘Batin’.”

  15. 15.

    Debg

    March 4, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    @Cassidy: it was worth giving up 2 minutes of my life just to read your comment. I will be laughing for days over that.

  16. 16.

    Cassidy

    March 4, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    @Debg: Thank you, thank you.

  17. 17.

    KG

    March 4, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    The video suggests the post title is a lie

  18. 18.

    muricafukyea

    March 4, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    Don’t really see what you think is so funny about this but at least it’s not another fuking picture of your god damned cat!

    Why not try talk about Ukraine and how Obama is such a weak tyrant like all the other morons around here who regularly jump at the chance to play along with right wing spin.

  19. 19.

    Hawes

    March 4, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    Weren’t these guys at Mandelas funeral?

  20. 20.

    Citizen_X

    March 4, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    @muricafukyea: Speaking of jerking off.

  21. 21.

    different-church-lady

    March 4, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    Fine. What do we have to do to get you to hate us that much?

  22. 22.

    ? Martin

    March 4, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Keep trying to stuff that genie back in the bottle. HD video from space off of commercial satellites. Not yet as high resolution as stills – you can’t identify individual vehicles yet, but if you can identify one on the ground and correlate it to the video, you could certainly track that vehicle wherever it goes.

    Privacy will never be about whether or not some agent has data or not. They’ll have that data – they already have it. Privacy will depend entirely on policies governing the use of that data.

  23. 23.

    MikeJ

    March 4, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    @NotMax: Can somebody explain why Edgar Bergen, a renowned ventriloquist, was one of the biggest stars of radio?

  24. 24.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    March 4, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    I never knew Sean Bean (1:30-1:50) was a Jehovah’s Witness, nor did I know that he’s deaf.

  25. 25.

    Ian

    March 4, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    @Citizen_X:
    Why would someone do that to pie?

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    March 4, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    @MikeJ

    A friend of mine (now deceased) was the son of the man who put Bergen on radio, so I actually know a little about this.

    His act was funny and Bergen’s delivery and timing was lightning quick (even if his lip-moving skills were less than up to par). Back and forth sniping was already a and established staple of radio variety programs.

    Bergen & his McCarthy were first booked as a novelty act on the #1 program of the day (the novelty being broadcasting a ventriloquist on radio), and clicked. Audience response was overwhelmingly positive.

    The biggest shows back then were put on through the auspices of ad agencies, who bought chunks of time and often filled those with a sponsored variety show hosted with what were the most popular stars they could muster.

    The J. Walter Thompson agency got in contact with Bergen with a plan to team him for 13 weeks with W.C. Fields on one of their programs. The writers were very, very good, and that Fields/McCarthy feud drew huge audiences and made Bergen (who had been schlepping in vaudeville for over a decade prior) a household name and gave him enough cachet to warrant programming where he was a top billed performer.

  27. 27.

    Tommy

    March 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

    When I lived on Capital Hill in DC Gallaudet University was just a few blocks away. They’d often take over a bar on Tuesday nights. Walking into the place and everybody signing. Well a stunning thing.

  28. 28.

    Yatsuno

    March 5, 2014 at 12:02 am

    @Citizen_X: Durfs gotta Durf after all.

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    March 5, 2014 at 12:05 am

    @Ian

    Because they were out of raw liver?

    /Portnoy’s Complaint reference

  30. 30.

    srv

    March 5, 2014 at 12:05 am

    John, the old folks don’t get it. They’re so old they remember telling Run DMC to get off their lawns.

  31. 31.

    Tommy

    March 5, 2014 at 12:08 am

    Oh in case you don’t know Gallaudet:

    Gallaudet University[a] /ˌɡæləˈdɛt/ is a federally chartered private university for the education of the deaf and hard of hearing located in Washington, D.C., on a 99 acres (0.40 km2) campus.

    Founded in 1864, Gallaudet University was originally for both deaf and blind children. It was the first school for the advanced education of the deaf and hard of hearing in the world and remains the only higher education institution in which all programs and services are specifically designed to accommodate deaf and hard of hearing students. Hearing students are admitted to the graduate school and a small number are also admitted as undergraduates each year. The university was named after Thomas Hopkins Gallaudet, a notable figure in the advancement of deaf education.

    Gallaudet University is officially bilingual, with American Sign Language (commonly abbreviated ASL) and English used for instruction and by the college community. Although there are no specific ASL proficiency requirements for undergraduate admission, many graduate programs do require varying degrees of knowledge of the language as a prerequisite.

  32. 32.

    Fuzzy

    March 5, 2014 at 12:25 am

    I owned a tavern where there was a deaf theater. The problem wasn’t talking/signing it was with a bunch of actors in a small town.

  33. 33.

    trollhattan

    March 5, 2014 at 1:27 am

    That video might be the strangest I’ve ever seen. Odd enough with the very earnest signers signing…whatever that is but the bible verses flashing on screen send it to a whole other realm. Praise Jesus and Carcosa.

  34. 34.

    Central Planning

    March 5, 2014 at 6:24 am

    @Gex:

    Looks like he has first hand knowledge of what it’s like to masturbate, so maybe he should sit down and let someone else do the signing.

    Doesn’t everyone? At least once?

    @Cassidy:

    “Go away Satan. ‘Batin’.”

    I’m with DebG – well played!

  35. 35.

    Central Planning

    March 5, 2014 at 6:31 am

    Also as an interesting point, ASL has 2 different signs for masturbate. One for males, one for females. You can see the guys do both in the video.

  36. 36.

    maurinsky

    March 5, 2014 at 6:36 am

    I just have to share that my 72 year old mother loves 50 Cent. She knows all the words to this song.

  37. 37.

    Schlemizel

    March 5, 2014 at 6:37 am

    I’m old. That, well lets for the sake of this discussion call it ‘music’, could get me to turn off anything. I lasted less than 30 seconds, got the joke & clicked out.

  38. 38.

    HeartlandLiberal

    March 5, 2014 at 9:03 am

    Are you sure the Mormons are not involved with this? They have a real campaign against masturbation going on at Brigham Young right now, with videos, even.

  39. 39.

    McJulie

    March 5, 2014 at 9:14 am

    Moderately funny, but I still don’t get why we are “dared” to turn it off halfway through.

    Nor do I get why some religions are putting out this big anti-masturbation push all of a sudden. The only thing that comes to mind is that anti-masturbation stuff is all aimed at men, so maybe it’s a misguided attempt at sexual egalitarianism?

  40. 40.

    mike in dc

    March 5, 2014 at 9:15 am

    @Tommy:
    I live a half mile away from Gallaudet. Interesting community.

  41. 41.

    debg

    March 5, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    @Central Planning: I was actually responding to the turkey-stuffing comment, until I noticed how many times Cassidy *scored* last night.

  42. 42.

    DJAnyReason

    March 5, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    I prefer this portion of the Jehovah’s Witness’ anti-masturbation video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_yghhiss

  43. 43.

    Central Planning

    March 5, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    I lasted less than 30 seconds

    Haha on this thread!

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