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You are here: Home / Justice / LGBTQ Rights / Gay Rights are Human Rights / This Makes No Sense to Me

This Makes No Sense to Me

by John Cole|  March 13, 20147:43 pm| 234 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS, Our Failed Media Experiment

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    March 13, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    According to American Prospect, Ezra did not read his homophobic articles. Also, too, Ezra doesn’t know what the google is.

  2. 2.

    raven

    March 13, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    What’s up at Bubba’s?

  3. 3.

    Thomas F

    March 13, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    What makes no sense is why Ezra Klein is qualified to read a news wire, much less contextualize it for the hoi polloi. The man is in serious running, right behind Colin Powell, as one of the most overrated mediocrities of the past century.

  4. 4.

    Stan

    March 13, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Provocative and counter-intuitive!

  5. 5.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    How’s Ezra gonna play this? So far he’s trotted out the “I want diversity in opinions” angle. Which, as I related earlier, is like saying that Jenny McCarthy provides a diversity of opinion about vaccinations.

    He may go full GG and tell everyone that they’re too dumb/obot/evil to understand the brilliance. Was reading earlier how EK thinks he’s post-politics (posited as a newish characteristic of the center left) and then seems confused when Paul Ryan plays him after EK goes to lengths to prop him up.

  6. 6.

    Citizen_X

    March 13, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    Husker Du agrees.

  7. 7.

    cathyx

    March 13, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    It’s simple. He’s playing to both sides.

  8. 8.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    It’s kinda of like the soon-to-be President Obama inviting noted homophobe Rick Warren to be one of the public faces of his inaugural – which is one of the most important messaging days for a new president.

    Actually, its not like that since the Obama decision was much, much worse for many of us who trust and respect the President.

    Sometime you just have to suck it up and see how it plays out.

  9. 9.

    Sly

    March 13, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    So I suppose #voxpitch will become the new #slatepitch.

  10. 10.

    lamh36

    March 13, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    I have always thought of Ezra as one of those book smart people who just doens’t have any common sense. My sister is like that, she is really smart, yet she’s always caught off guard by the most mundane and common things that other people just never fall prey too.

    I mean, if you hire someone to write stuff, wouldn’t common sense tell you to, IDK, make sure you’ve read as much of what they’ve written before hiring them?

  11. 11.

    yoohoocthulhu

    March 13, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    @Thomas F:

    What makes no sense is why Ezra Klein is qualified to read a news wire, much less contextualize it for the hoi polloi.

    Umm, he’s sort of already been doing that with WonkBlog. Granted, Vox will cover more topics.

  12. 12.

    John Weiss

    March 13, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    What’s all the fuss? Who gives a crap who Mr. Klein hires? Who gives a crap about the opinions of a gay anti-gay? Confused, I think; I know I was when I was 23.

  13. 13.

    raven

    March 13, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    He’s got a cute, smart little wifey.

  14. 14.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    BTW I never got all the Ezra hype. His breathless reporting on the ACA website roll-out, was quite Broderian. He is very much the both sides do it, CW peddling, Beltway reporter.

  15. 15.

    Elizabelle

    March 13, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    Did Jan Brewer decline to run again because she’s Ezra Klein’s still not disclosed recent hire?

  16. 16.

    Anne Laurie

    March 13, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    … Says the man who gave Erik Kane the keys here!

    I think Gabriel Arana at the American Prospect said it best:

    Arana wrote that the problem with hiring Ambrosino wasn’t that his views offend some in the gay community, “it’s that Ambrosino’s quick rise to notoriety—and now, his ticket aboard the profession’s hottest new upstart—is an object lesson in the way new media equates click-bait contrarianism with serious thought, and gives hacks a platform in the name of ideological balance.”

  17. 17.

    p.a.

    March 13, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Klein reminds me of the joke about the ACLU defending the Nazi Party’s right to burn down ACLU headquarters.

  18. 18.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    March 13, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    File this one under Who Gives a Fuck.

  19. 19.

    Hunter Gathers

    March 13, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Ezra was afraid that he might look up from his Iphone while reading The Note and not see a DudeBro.

  20. 20.

    JPL

    March 13, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    @p.a.: Well did they belong to the German or American Nazi Party?

  21. 21.

    PaulW

    March 13, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    Must have bribed the interviewers with donuts and lattes.

  22. 22.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader: Come on. Don’t you want to join in judging something before it’s first material output is produced and before it has a chance to establish it’s process and voice?

    Why do you hate this blog?

  23. 23.

    burnspbesq

    March 13, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    @p.a.:

    Klein reminds me of the joke about the ACLU defending the Nazi Party’s right to burn down ACLU headquarters.

    That’s not a joke, shit-for-brans. It is the very essence of what the ACLU is about.

    I’m going to give Ezra the benefit of the doubt, and assume that the Master Plan is to set this jackalope up to fail gloriously, and we will then be rid of him.

  24. 24.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    @Keith G: the Vox overall may find its voice, but this particular writer has his voice. Tiger don’t change his stripes.

  25. 25.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 13, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Yup, I think that comment nails it. This is about clickbait. Ezra is a whore, like all Villager scum.

  26. 26.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    shit-for-brans

    usually works the other way.

  27. 27.

    Anne Laurie

    March 13, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    @PaulW:

    Must have bribed the interviewers with donuts and lattes

    Not hipster enuf. Is ‘cronuts‘ still The Thing, or have the fedora’d beardies moved on to an even more twee sweetie?….

    (aagh. From the link: “a new milk-filled chocolate chip cookie shot glass creation” at SXSW!)

  28. 28.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    Why Ezra hired Ambrosino, in one chart.

  29. 29.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    @Baud: Invisible chart?

  30. 30.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I can’t afford charts. :-(

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    He may go full GG and tell everyone that they’re too dumb/obot/evil to understand the brilliance.

    Could you explain what this means?

  32. 32.

    maeve

    March 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    @Anne Laurie:
    Toast is the new thing

    slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2014/01/15/dont-roll-your-eyes-too-hard-at-this-story-about-artis…

    Actually the linked article is a good read:

    psmag.com/navigation/health-and-behavior/toast-story-latest-artisanal-food-craze-72676/

    Edited to add: the abbreviated URL says “anal-toast” but it actually refers to artisanal toast.

  33. 33.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Says the man who gave Erik Kane the keys here!

    Fucking. Snap.

  34. 34.

    lahke

    March 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    I figured that it’s the liberal version of Hannity hiring Colmes–setting yourself up for easy wins in the debates.

  35. 35.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I only know of his work through second hand info, so I will be curious to see what his writ from Ezra is and what editorial guidance/limits he is given. If he lives down to his reputation, that’s too bad for all, especially Ezra,

  36. 36.

    JR

    March 13, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    Ambrosino is a graduate of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University.”

    Let me repeat that: Ambrosino is a graduate of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University.”

    WTF? Regardless of anything else, how can anyone take a graduate of a fake university seriously? Going to Falwell’s fundamentalist churchy conjob should be disqualifying in itself.

    So, once again, Ambrosino is a graduate of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University.” Right now Vox sounds like it’ll be a low rent version of Politico. Who aspires to that?

  37. 37.

    Violet

    March 13, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    I told you the Vox site is the New Village. The intro video gave it all away. Contrived hipster vibe. Same old conventional wisdom. Blech.

  38. 38.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    @maeve: Spread with Santorum?

  39. 39.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    This.

  40. 40.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    Hipsterdouche.

  41. 41.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    I said that the minute I heard he went to the WaPo. Many disagreed and still do. But I think this hire pretty much puts the nails into that particular coffin.

  42. 42.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    Ezra’s going to eject this guy just as fast as John Edwards did for his “internet advance team” when he ran for president.

  43. 43.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    @Corner Stone: Glenn responds to criticism and pushback in those ways. Not always though. Your mileage does vary. I try not to hold it against the points he’s trying to make. Sometimes even successfully.

  44. 44.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 13, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    @Anne Laurie: … Says the man who gave Erik Kane the keys here!

    To say nothing of Bernard Finkel! or something like that

  45. 45.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    @JR:

    Not only is he a graduate of Liberty Non-university, but he has written glowingly about how totally awesome and funny and fatherly and super cool Jerry Falwell was and that we feminazis and lie-berals are total doody heads for not cutting the wonderful Dr. Falwell any breaks.

    ETA: One of the pieces of evidence he uses to show how super cool Falwell was was that the sainted reverend used to wear an electric blue afro wig for laughs. Highlarious! Such high jinks!

  46. 46.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Bullshit. There is nothing here in Ezra’s hire that you can even begin to bring Greenwald into unless you’re predisposed to just get your hate on.
    That was a stupid fucking comment.

  47. 47.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    @Keith G: that’s fair Keith. Cheers.

  48. 48.

    LT

    March 13, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    If he un-hires him – betch $10 he does – it makes a lot of sense. A LOT more people know about Ezra’s new thing today than before this.

    P.S. I don’t even think that’s necessarily a bad thing. I just don’t care that much. All I really care about is the fact that arthritis appears to be taking over my body. So fuck you. Whoever you are.

  49. 49.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    @Corner Stone: Funny how he kept on the videographer. He must have valued her closeup work.

  50. 50.

    Roger Moore

    March 13, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Invisible chart?

    Invisible chart.

  51. 51.

    DougJ

    March 13, 2014 at 8:34 pm

    @lamh36:

    There’s a weird lack of overlap between various types of intelligence. None of my colleagues can keep up with me in a conversation, though many are much more accomplished intellectually, and I can’t keep up with my uncle who barely graduated from high school and can’t add one digit numbers.

  52. 52.

    DougJ

    March 13, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    @Violet:

    Yup. Dave and Cokie, now with infographs.

    Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

  53. 53.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 8:36 pm

    Is McCardle joining the boys?

  54. 54.

    Heliopause

    March 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    @Keith G:

    What I find most frustrating is when I first become aware of something like this. I had no idea who this individual was until I ran into a few posts on liberal blogs today, which generally either paraphrased what he supposedly has written or excerpted a couple of paragraphs.

    Was he fairly paraphrased or quoted in context? No idea.

    Assuming he was, was he self-evidently wrong, or are there arguments for and against his position? Bloggers tend to go for the former rather than the latter.

    Assuming he’s wrong, were these couple of quotes one or two-offs? Does he generally write well and insightfully, and these were just a couple of turds he crapped out, or is he just consistently full of shit? Again, no idea.

    When something like this crops up I have this very bizarre thing that I do. If I want to get to the bottom of it I go back to original sources and read full context. I know, pretty radical. The frustration stems from the fact that some fucking thing like this crops up almost every day, so many of them I simply have to drop and move on.

  55. 55.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    @Corner Stone: the hire? No. The potential reaction to pushback on the hire, simmer.

  56. 56.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    @DougJ:

    There’s a weird lack of overlap between various types of intelligence.

    Why do you think that’s weird?

  57. 57.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    @DougJ:

    None of my colleagues can keep up with me in a conversation

    To be fair, almost no one else has the etched in glass memory of song titles of the last 80 years rambling through their brainpans.

  58. 58.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    The potential reaction

    Sigh.

  59. 59.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    @DougJ:

    Oh god, that is so fucking depressing. I thought once those old Village idiots died off or shuffled off to Martha’s Vineyard to retire that maybe some people like Josh Marshall would become more prominent in our national conversations, but it looks like the ones who will be there will be the least interesting, most glibertarian spewers of the Juicebox Mafia. I’m doomed to end my life still avoiding links to Matty Y’s horrid spelling and clueless privilege and Ezra Klein’s desperate Villager wannabe flailings. It makes me want to just get it over with now.

  60. 60.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Undoubtedly. Her book came and went without any splash at all and is currently littering the remainder bins, so I’m sure she needs something to fill in the time between playing with her Vitamix and admiring her collection of colored salt.

  61. 61.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    @Corner Stone: :) it’s almost like you saw GG in my comment and did not read the rest. I was clearly speculating.

  62. 62.

    p.a.

    March 13, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    @burnspbesq: Yeah, thanks. The line is a joke, and I’m a member (ACLU, not Nazi Party). Lighten up Francis/Frances.

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I read the whole thing. It was just complete douche on your part.
    How you could even make that leap is a mystery.

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Too much – way, way too much – of the so-called New Media views having a flavor of the month as opposed to a flavor of the week as long-term strategic thinking, outmoded and antique in the post-modern ‘now is too slow, can’t we move on faster?’ environment. And editors? Lumbering dinosaurs who slow the mad dash.

    Clickbait is fine, so long as it a tool and not a purpose, a means and not an end. It is a design in icing with which to sell the cake. Problem is that the ‘news cycle’ is made up of more and more icing and less and less cake.

  65. 65.

    Cassidy

    March 13, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    Media personality who has risen to came being a young villager creates website to continue doing the same…what’s hard to understand? Jesus, most of these people would perform sex acts for money to stay in the club.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    @Cassidy:

    “would”?

  67. 67.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    @Baud:

    Heh.

  68. 68.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: you’ve never seen him do that?

    Go shave a cat’s ass.

  69. 69.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Ezra? No, I have never seen him do that.

  70. 70.

    hilts

    March 13, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    Ezra Klein is a smug, preening asshole

  71. 71.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    @Corner Stone: glenn

  72. 72.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 13, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    OT, I’m betting the South Carolina Tea Party will not be amused by Lindsey Graham’s hot mike exchange with John Kerry

    “Hey John, good job. Let me know what I can do to help you with [House Speaker John] Boehner,” Graham said.

  73. 73.

    ? Martin

    March 13, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    So, Ezra goes and looks for a conservative voice and everyone is pissed because the guy is a dick. Is there some alternative that we’re unaware of?

  74. 74.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    @geg6: Did you decide on the dress and the shooz ?

  75. 75.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Nice. I’ve always wanted to use Lindsey Graham and Hot Mike in the same sentence.

  76. 76.

    MikeJ

    March 13, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    How do you hire a writer without ever having read anything they’ve written?

  77. 77.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I am ordering the Ann Taylor in magenta. The shooz I will take much more time and deliberation because I absolutely love shooz and shoo shopping. Quite unlike my feelings on dress shopping.

  78. 78.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Yup, I think that comment nails it. This is about clickbait. Ezra is a whore, like all Villager scum.

    What, no tumbrels?

    As far as: “This is about clickbait. Ezra is a whore,”

    Maybe it is. There are very few free lunches. Ezra has a boss. Maybe he does have certain targets to meet to keep his perch. And like a literal whore (isn’t this a sort of misogynistic term ready for retirement?) maybe he has to reach out to some he would rather not.

    I donno. All this is speculation.

  79. 79.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Dudebro, man. He’s a contrarian dudebro. Who doesn’t love that?

  80. 80.

    Ian

    March 13, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud:
    I’m waiting for Lindsey Graham and wide stance.

  81. 81.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Ezra? No, I have never seen him do that.

  82. 82.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    @Corner Stone: how about Glenn?

  83. 83.

    Narcissus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    @MikeJ: This should be the part that people focus on, not this dude’s self-hatred or whatever. It’s all patronage and nepotism in the Village.

  84. 84.

    kc

    March 13, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    Am I the only person here who has never heard of the guy?

  85. 85.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    @kc:

    I hadn’t before this.

  86. 86.

    Howard Beale IV

    March 13, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    Simple-He’s the Anti-Sully.

  87. 87.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    @geg6: Nice! Keep me posted when you get the shooz! What about the bag and the jewelry?

  88. 88.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    @kc: I had never heard of him either.

  89. 89.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Not sure. Let us know when he hires a homophobic gay writer.

  90. 90.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    @Baud: Me neither, but judging from the clicks he is causing here in this one little blog….

  91. 91.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    @Corner Stone: have you seen Glenn react to criticism as I described?

  92. 92.

    Pogonip

    March 13, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    @geg6: What’s the occasion?

    I have weird-shaped feet so I hate shoes, shoe shopping, and every damned shoe manufacturer in China. Also the foot doctor has sentenced me to sensible shoes. Wear sensible shoes for 9 years and see how tired of them you get. I was not even a shoe freak but at this point I’d even wear Sarah Palin’s tastefully restrained red fvck-me shoes if I could. (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

  93. 93.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    @Howard Beale IV: Interesting theory.

  94. 94.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Then we should get Sully and Anti-Sully together in a room.

  95. 95.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    @Pogonip:

    (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

    Ilona Staller?

  96. 96.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    @Pogonip: Have you tried Born, they have cute designs which are not hard on your feet. Also too, Dansko.

  97. 97.

    Pogonip

    March 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    @Pogonip: Sorry about calling them hooker shoes, Keith G. I hadn’t got to your remark when I typed mine. Let’s refer to them as “entrepreneurial shoes,” instead.

  98. 98.

    Baud

    March 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Never cross the Sullys.

  99. 99.

    Pogonip

    March 13, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: No, I haven’t, I will look. Thanks!

  100. 100.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    @Pogonip:

    (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

    Possibly Kristin M. Davis.

    Edit: No…No skin off my whatever. I was just wondering. So many phrases have been “red-lined” (rightfully so in most cases), that I find it interesting that that one keeps on being used.

  101. 101.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    @Baud: particle + anti-particle; they go boom and we get photons!

    This guy looks like he is only one half Anti-Sully.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilation

  102. 102.

    Schlemizel

    March 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    @Howard Beale IV:

    Anti-sully? That would require that he always took the right side of the argument, always supported the humane position & defaulted to the best in humanity and then 6 months to a year later, when it no longer mattered to anyone would admit he was wrong and the racist, pointless-war mongering, anti-human assholes were correct all along & he was misunderstood or misled.

    Such a human is not possible, the hypocrisy would cause a human to collapse under the shear weigt of being that big an asshole.

  103. 103.

    Anoniminous

    March 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    @kc:

    I hadn’t. But then I don’t follow the ups and downs of Teh Mediums so that says nothing.

  104. 104.

    A Humble Lurker

    March 13, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    @Keith G:
    I missed the part where Obama gave the guy a job to continuously provide speeches or written words or what have you. Link?

  105. 105.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    @Pogonip:

    (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

    I saw Golda Meir’s shoe-rack once. You can cross her off your list.

  106. 106.

    max

    March 13, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    This Makes No Sense to Me

    They liked the band’s first record better.

    max
    [‘Before they sold out.’]

  107. 107.

    MikeJ

    March 13, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    @Pogonip:

    (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

    Mary Carey

  108. 108.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @A Humble Lurker:

    I missed the part where Obama gave the guy a job to continuously provide speeches or written words or what have you. Link?

    You missed that part and you also missed these parts: “kinda of like” and “its not like that.”

    Someone else here has the Foolish Literalism covered. Maybe find yourself another angle?

  109. 109.

    Pogonip

    March 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @Keith G: What is politics but more subtle whoring?

  110. 110.

    Amir Khalid

    March 13, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    @Pogonip:
    Aside from that Filipina lady, who might not count since she wasn’t an officeholder herself, I think Sarah Palin is the only politician, male or female, whose shoes anyone gave a damn about.

  111. 111.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Check with Peggy Noonan.

  112. 112.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Good old Imelda. I should not laugh though, I have 2 pairs of studio aerobic shoes and 2 pairs of running shoes, hiking shoes so five pairs just for athletic activities.

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    @Cervantes: Ségolène Royal seems to opt for surprisingly sensible footwear.*

    *The fact that a website called wikifeet exists if both disturbing and inevitable.

  114. 114.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I own at least six pairs of boots.

  115. 115.

    mclaren

    March 13, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    America, now an oligarchy, follows the familiar pattern — to rise in power and prestige and wealth, you must increasingly make more authoritarian bigoted noises. If Ezra Klein becomes successful enough, soon he’ll have to start screaming for the invasion of middle eastern countries, the imprisonment of poor people for the “crime” of lacking income, and eventually, if Klein gets into the truly stratsopheric upper reaches of wealth and power, he’ll have to start pounding the table and shouting for labor unions to be disbanded, for gays to be killed in the streets, for “feminazis” to be lobotomized, and for university professors to get run out American colleges and chipped like dogs and used to test dangerous experimental drugs.

  116. 116.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    @A Humble Lurker: No he did worse. He is the President – was about to be the President. Just giving Warren time at the podium on that day was worth years of blog posts that get thousands of views.

    The good news is that the Republic survived Rick Warren and it will survive whatever the hell his name is, but don’t conflate the power of Presidential recognition with the power of a website that isn’t even up yet.

    Good grief.

  117. 117.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I have a great Coach small satin bag and, like I said, I will savor the shoo shopping. Possibly metallic, but maybe not.

  118. 118.

    J.Ty

    March 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    I won’t link, but Sully’s predictably happy about this development, and has some really impressive leaps of logic from bloggers writing “maybe not hire this asshole” to his conclusion that liberals are the *real* bigoted speech police!

    Not like those conservatives and their Free Speech Zones, no siree.

  119. 119.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    @Pogonip: Didn’t von Clausewitz say:

    Whoring is merely the continuation of politics by other means.

  120. 120.

    Amir Khalid

    March 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Don’t know about studio aerobics. But when I was a runner, I had more than one pair of (cheap*) shoes at a time, just to rotate them and spread out the wear. Of course, this was back when sports footwear was not absurdly expensive like it is now.

    *Well, cheap-ish.

  121. 121.

    Suffern ACE

    March 13, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    So the hiring of the gay one went well. Did anyone bother to read the black one’s articles before hiring him or her?

  122. 122.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    @geg6: You are in a vaguely mother of the bride/groom role, right? Don’t let them trap you in the dowdy middle aged shit. Just look good, but not like you are trying to overshadow the bride or the actual mother thereof and you should be fine.

  123. 123.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Why wouldn’t you just say, “I wonder if Ezra’s going to pushback on criticism of this hire?”
    How you got to where you got is really ridiculous.

  124. 124.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    @Suffern ACE: There’s a BLACK ONE?!
    Holy jesusfuckballs.

  125. 125.

    ruemara

    March 13, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @kc: Nope. To compound my errors, I don’t even care about him.

  126. 126.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 13, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @NotMax:

    more and more icing and less and less cake.

    Wrong thread.

  127. 127.

    geg6

    March 13, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    @Pogonip:

    My John’s daughter is getting married in August. Shopping for special guest/sort of step-mother-of-the-bride dress is horrific, without even getting into being weirdly shaped, apparently. Because no dresses ever fit me off the rack. Why women’s dresses aren’t all sold like men’s suits are: with alterations as a given, at least when buying better labels. I don’t really know many women who are the same size on the top as the bottom.

  128. 128.

    Pogonip

    March 13, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    @Keith G: Hee Hee Hee Hee . You win the Internets tonight!

  129. 129.

    Narcissus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    The good news is that the Republic survived Rick Warren

    jesus christ dude

  130. 130.

    J.Ty

    March 13, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    This what’s his face guy’s gotta be trolling. A 23-year-old wrote this?

    …The current landscape of queer politics is growing increasingly hostile. We no longer prize intellectual conversation, preferring instead to dismiss our opponents in 140-character feats of rhetoric. We routinely scour the private lives and social media accounts of our political opponents in the hopes of demonizing them as archaic, unthinking, and bigoted…

    It’s like it came from a particularly well-programed Markov model trained on a bunch of David Brooks columns.

    And I guess we’re just pretending the Upton Sinclair gubernatorial campaign happened not almost 100 years ago but, like, last week, now.

  131. 131.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 13, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s one pair more than I own!

  132. 132.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 13, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @Pogonip:

    (By the way, do any other female politicians wear hooker shoes? I can’t think of any.)

    Condi, maybe? (Not sure if she qualifies as a “politician.”) (Also not sure if they were “hooker shoes.” But Imelda Marcos is long dead, so you takes what you gets.)

  133. 133.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I have many shoes. Many shoes.

  134. 134.

    Anne Laurie

    March 13, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    @Pogonip:

    I have weird-shaped feet so I hate shoes, shoe shopping, and every damned shoe manufacturer in China. Also the foot doctor has sentenced me to sensible shoes. Wear sensible shoes for 9 years and see how tired of them you get. I was not even a shoe freak but at this point I’d even wear Sarah Palin’s tastefully restrained red fvck-me shoes if I could.

    “Sensible”, defined how? Just ‘no heels, no pointy toes’, or do you need them to fit orthotics?

    I’m in category one — with the additional complication that I have really fat insteps (flat soles, high sole-to-top-of-arch ratio) so mostly what I can wear are ‘ballet flats’ and mary janes. (Even when Dansko finally came out with wide widths, their shoes don’t fit my insteps.) But the Cuteness factor has really improved in the last decade or so… one of the few advantages of having the early Baby Boomers right ahead of me in the age cohort! I like Maryland Square and FootSmart for standards, but if you’re in a browsing mood, even 6pm.com can be a good source for impulse buys (like a pair of willow-green suede low-heel pumps with bronze buckle trim). And all three companies, like most these days, have excellent return policies just in case…

  135. 135.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 13, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I own at least six pairs of boots.

    But are they hooker boots?

  136. 136.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    @J.Ty:

    And I guess we’re just pretending the Upton Sinclair gubernatorial campaign happened not almost 100 years ago but, like, last week, now.

    Upton Sinclair was involved in queer politics?

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    But are they hooker boots?

    The tan suede chelsea boots are a little whorish, I guess.

  137. 137.

    GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)

    March 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm

    Too late to /thread, I’m sure but Klein is a fucking bonehead.

  138. 138.

    mclaren

    March 13, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    @J.Ty:

    It’s like it came from a particularly well-programed Markov model trained on a bunch of David Brooks columns.

    You, sir, have just described America’s mainstream media.

  139. 139.

    J.Ty

    March 13, 2014 at 9:53 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I was thinking of the last part I quoted: “We routinely scour the private lives and social media accounts of our political opponents in the hopes of demonizing them as archaic, unthinking, and bigoted,” which he offers up as a new phenomenon ‘cuz mean qweerz and Twitter.

    ETA: Obviously Sinclair didn’t have any social media accounts, but countertop inspections are not new.

  140. 140.

    A Humble Lurker

    March 13, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    @Cervantes:
    So you’re saying they’re NOT that alike after all? *Le gasp!*

    Duh.

  141. 141.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    @Narcissus: We didn’t?

  142. 142.

    kindness

    March 13, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    Hiring a self-loathing gay man makes sense if all you want is click-bait. Controversial columns are click-bait. If Vox had no advertising it would be a different crew.

  143. 143.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    @J.Ty: I was just being contrarian/clever in hopes of getting a Vox column.

  144. 144.

    J.Ty

    March 13, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Also, as far as I know, as an active Socialist in the 30’s he may very well have been involved in the pre-Mattachine era of secret queer organizing at least peripherally.

  145. 145.

    GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)

    March 13, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @Keith G:

    Actually, its not like that since the Obama decision was much, much worse for many of us who trust and respect the President.

    You have repeatedly demonstrated that you are not one of these.

  146. 146.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @Corner Stone: fair enough. That Ezra and Glenn are similarly situated in their new projects with hiring writers that brought it together for me. Glenn has a penchant for those types of responses. One man’s reasonable inferences are another man’s “douche”.
    Your lens is fascinating.

  147. 147.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @J.Ty:

    pre-Mattachine era

    To the google machine with me, stat.

    ETA: One learns something every day.

  148. 148.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 13, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The tan suede chelsea boots are a little whorish, I guess.

    OOFMB?

  149. 149.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    @GHayduke (formerly lojasmo): That’s just nonsensical.

    I trust him as much as one should trust another human being who happens to make a living being a politician in modern America. The President did not spring fully formed from the head of Zeus, therefore a degree of mortal skepticism is always in order. That is a very American outlook.

    Because I do not embrace him with religious fervor, you think that I do not, in balance, appreciate his service?

    edited

  150. 150.

    Mandalay

    March 13, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    @Thomas F:

    right behind Colin Powell, as one of the most overrated mediocrities of the past century

    Maybe, but there are many things far more unkind to say about Colin Powell. His mediocrity wouldn’t even appear on a top ten list.

  151. 151.

    notorious JRT

    March 13, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Hmmm. Last time I checked the ACLU was not into defending arson as a civil liberty.

  152. 152.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Sure, in a Conversation on a Barstool sort of way. A bit battered and scuffed up, but still elegant.

  153. 153.

    Xantar

    March 13, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    @Keith G:

    Oh get the fuck over yourself. A little speech by Rick Warren which nobody remembers today is a massive betrayal of Obama’s base? A speech which never once mentioned anything about gay rights? When the history of gay rights is written, do you think anybody is seriously going to focus on that? Or do you think they’ll look at, say, the repeal of DADT, the overturning of DOMA, the extension of rights to same-sex partners of federal employees, and dozens of other little advances which had real impacts on real people? Do you derive your nutrition from symbolism? Because that’s the only way I can explain how you could otherwise think there’s any kind of equivalence here.

  154. 154.

    GregB

    March 13, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    I propose an anal toast to the hiring of Ambrosino.

  155. 155.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    @A Humble Lurker: You’re catching on.

  156. 156.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    @notorious JRT: Details, details.

  157. 157.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    @GregB: You saw that too, huh?

  158. 158.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    @Cervantes: Okay, the Nazis should be just as free as anyone else to burn down the house. Will that do? I believe I have brokered an adequate compromise.

  159. 159.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Veritably Solomonic!

  160. 160.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 13, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    @Pogonip:

    I have come to love Jambu shoes, especially their sandals. And Merrells are good, too. It took me a while to figure out that if I have narrow heels, I need size N or AA.

    Also, I have at least five pairs of shoes just for bicycling (three pairs of casual sneakers, two pairs of work-appropriate sandals).

  161. 161.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    @Keith G:

    the power of Presidential recognition

    But are you certain that being up there with Barack Hussein Obama was a net plus for Warren?

    I’m not sure it was.

  162. 162.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    Your lens is fascinating.

    My lens? My lens is fascinating?
    Did you really just see what you did here? You brought Greenwald into an Ezra reaction.
    I did not do that. I didn’t say, “You know who else hated it when people asked him about questionable hires? HITLER! That’s who! Hitler hated it!”
    Go fuck yourself, you fucking weasel.

  163. 163.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    @Xantar: You are daft or just letting emotions lead to a (willful?) misread. I never said anything about “a massive betrayal of Obama’s base”; even though if you check contemporary news, there were misapprehensions among some Democrats.

    When the history of gay rights is written, do you think anybody is seriously going to focus on that?

    Thank you for making my point, even if you did so by misrepresenting what I typed.

    No one knows how the Ezra Klein project is going to pan out until after it has had a chance to get its footing and do whatever it is going to do. Just like on that day when many noted that objectionable choice by the soon to be President, there was no way to judge the outcome of his efforts.

    Again, thanks much.

  164. 164.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    @Corner Stone: lol. You said that same thing to me before about my lens.
    To go to these lengths when you don’t even dispute that Glenn acts that way is interesting.

  165. 165.

    Anne Laurie

    March 13, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    @Thomas F:

    The man is in serious running, right behind Colin Powell, as one of the most overrated mediocrities of the past century.

    Ah — you saw that selfie “news” today, too?

  166. 166.

    Mandalay

    March 13, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    @Keith G:

    I never said anything about “a massive betrayal of Obama’s base”

    Of course you didn’t, not even remotely, but the Association of Disingenuous Strawman Manufacturers still have to do their dirty work.

  167. 167.

    Xantar

    March 13, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    @Keith G:

    The difference is Warren made one short little speech at Obama’s inauguration whereas Ezra has hired someone who is going to be continuously writing for his publication (at least for a little while) and implicitly representing Vox. And you think the former has such humongous symbolic significance that it’s equivalent to the latter. Actually no, you said it’s worse.

    I admit I misread your tone in the original post. I’ll own up to that. I did indeed let emotions run away from me. I still stand by my original point: your comparison was asinine.

  168. 168.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    @Corner Stone: He and the wife just had a new baby. He’s probably still sleep-deprived.

    The antipathy towards Greenwald is dull, I’ll concede that.

  169. 169.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: What the fuck are you even talking about, anymore?
    You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.

  170. 170.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    If anyone can tell me how bringing Anne Boleyn into this thread makes sense, I’m willing to listen.

  171. 171.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    @Xantar:

    The difference is Warren made one short little speech at Obama’s inauguration whereas Ezra has hired someone who is going to be continuously writing for his publication (at least for a little while) and implicitly representing Vox. And you think the former has such humongous symbolic significance that it’s equivalent to the latter. Actually no, you said it’s worse.

    That’s one difference. I can think of two others that are relevant. I bet you can, too.

    I admit I misread your tone in the original post, but I still stand by my main point: your comparison is asinine.

    Admitting mistakes is an art form that I’ve had to perfect for myself over the years. Seems to me you’re pretty good at it yourself already — but would you like some tips?

  172. 172.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    @Cervantes: What are the metrics? Books sold? Dollars banked? As it turned out, the erstwhile pastor had issues brewing closer to home that would disrupt any evaluation we might try.

    In Jan 2009, he was adamantly against extending civil right to gays. That’s what he preached, that’s what he said he believed due to scripture. He, like Saul/Paul, has had a conversion. Good for him.

  173. 173.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    If anyone can tell me how bringing Anne Boleyn into this thread makes sense, I’m willing to listen.

    Given the title of the thread, methinks you’ve answered your own question.

  174. 174.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    @Xantar:

    And you think the former has such humongous symbolic significance that it’s equivalent to the latter. Actually no, you said it’s worse.

    Just to make sure I am clear. Giving the invocation for the inauguration of the POTUS is *less* notable than being hired by Ezra Klein?

  175. 175.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    @Corner Stone: Spoilsport.

  176. 176.

    gian

    March 13, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    they defend arson as political speech? fuck I had no idea, can you point to a case where they defended actually burning buildings versus talking about it?

    that to me is a big distinction with them. they’re cool with Nazis talking about turning on the showers and firing up the ovens, but not cool with actually you know doing it.

  177. 177.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 13, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    @Mandalay: For example, contrast with his boss, the “MBA President”.

  178. 178.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:45 pm

    @Keith G: All good questions, all good points.

    My prior question was merely food for thought — not that you need any.

  179. 179.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    @Cervantes: I think that GG doesn’t do his message any favors with his tactics. I’ve come to appreciate what he’s saying considerably more than I used to. Part of my reluctance at first stemmed from that. I can separate the two better now. I didn’t bring up the merits of his argument here.

    @Corner Stone: you were evasive, pretending that I was asking about Ezra above. Because Glenn does do that stuff. So save all of the bluster.

  180. 180.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    @Mandalay: A 501(c)5, is it?

  181. 181.

    Xantar

    March 13, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    We knew even back in 2009 that whatever Rick Warren said at the invocation, it wasn’t going to have any effect on Obama’s actual policies. We didn’t know what Obama was going to actually do with LGBT rights, and I’ll be the first to say I didn’t think he would do very much. But whatever his policies were going to be, we knew Rick Warren wasn’t going to have anything to do with it.

    And we also knew that Rick Warren wasn’t even going to talk about gay rights or anything else that could be seen as politically controversial.

    Meanwhile, Ezra Klein has hired Ambrosino to write articles, and we have a pretty good idea what those articles are going to be. As notable as the invocation for the President’s inauguration? No, of course not. But in terms of an actual impact? Well, Ambrosino is going to be putting out real content, and unlike the case with Rick Warren, it’s going to have Klein’s implicit approval.

  182. 182.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: If you can give me one…ONE…part of this issue that is relevant to Greenwald…I would really appreciate it.
    If you’d like to tell us all how Greenwald would react to criticism that he hired an anti-gay gay writer? Please proceed.

  183. 183.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I understand. I guess I must not have as clear a sense of his “tactics” as you do. (Frankly, I have other fish to fry.)

    How’s the little one? And the two of you? (Not actually sleep-deprived, I fervently hope.)

  184. 184.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    @Xantar:

    As notable as the invocation for the President’s inauguration? No, of course not. But in terms of an actual impact? Well, Ambrosino is going to be putting out real content, and unlike the case with Rick Warren, it’s going to have Klein’s implicit approval.

    I’m, uhh..I’m just going to leave this here.
    Thanks

  185. 185.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    @Cervantes: My thoughts ended about 3 glasses of Cabernet ago, food or no. The good news is that’s it’s bed time. The bad news is 4:00 AM CDT is not far enough away.

  186. 186.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    If you’d like to tell us all how Greenwald would react to criticism that he hired an anti-gay gay writer?

    Let me guess: “He [would] go full GG and tell everyone that they’re too dumb/obot/evil to understand the brilliance”?

    (I’m trying to help. Really, I am.)

  187. 187.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    @Corner Stone: Wise move. When a monument nearly falls into your lap, leave it where it is.

  188. 188.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: I already procedededed above abt why it came to mind. I understand that’s not good enough for you or you’re choosing to ignore them. So this should end here then.

  189. 189.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 13, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: Pfft, that’s easy.

    How do you think Ezra Klein is going to react to this? Back down, or cut off his wife’s head, the way Henry VIII would, knowing that he’d be giving rise to his own female successor?

  190. 190.

    Keith G

    March 13, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    @Cervantes: ::Snicker::

  191. 191.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    @Cervantes: all good thx. Baby’s a Teething and drooling machine so less sleep but she’s a really good baby.

    You and yours?

  192. 192.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    It is the very essence of what the ACLU is about.

    That’ll come as news to them, I bet.

  193. 193.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 11:07 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: We are well, thanks. As someone once said, old age isn’t pretty but it sure beats the alternative.

  194. 194.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: No. You did not.
    You wondered whether Ezra would bitch out to the max like Greenwald does on a daily basis.
    It was stupid then, it’s stupid now and it will be stupid tomorrow.
    Bitcoins to cronuts that Ezra will not start claiming obots are attacking his hiring choices, or communications. Ezra is not going to start telling us all that he hired homophobic gay writers during the Bush era, so there’s no change from him now hiring gay self-hating haters during the Obama presidency.

    This isn’t going to change. You made a stupid fucking comment.

  195. 195.

    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    @Keith G: ::Snicker::

  196. 196.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: Given the hipsterdouche intro video for Vox? I hope someone does come in and start cleaning out hipster douchebags. Every single person in that video deserves a serious, non-sexual spanking.

  197. 197.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    @Corner Stone: I hear you. You think it is a stupid comment. I’m gonna have to live with that. One day at a time. I think I’ll avoid jail with a stern warning and time served for enduring this.

  198. 198.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Well, if you can come out on the other side knowing enough?
    Win.

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    Cervantes

    March 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    @MikeJ: Nonchalantly.

    @kc: I had not, either, and I really can’t see why that had to change. Happily, I’ll have forgotten all about him by tomorrow.

  200. 200.

    ranchandsyrup

    March 13, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    @Corner Stone: it’s never enough.

  201. 201.

    Bobby Thomson

    March 13, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    @Thomas F: This. Fucking this.

  202. 202.

    Corner Stone

    March 13, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Obviously. No. For you it can’t be.
    I hope one day you can take that leather bit out of your mouth.

  203. 203.

    danielx

    March 13, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    @Thomas F:

    Yup.

    Come to think of it, worrying about who Ezra Klein hires and what they write would clearly seem to fall under the heading of blogospheric navel-gazing. Personally I’m a lot more concerned about the sudden surplus of cat fur. Well, cat hairs, to be technical – it’s cat fur when it’s still attached to the cat.

  204. 204.

    Bobby Thomson

    March 13, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    I hate ACLU-burning Nazis.

  205. 205.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 13, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Even the fucking Illinois ones?

  206. 206.

    Jane2

    March 13, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Shoe sources…thank you for the one valuable thing in a post about someone that only the few have ever heard of.

  207. 207.

    Bobby Thomson

    March 13, 2014 at 11:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I see what you did there.

  208. 208.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:04 am

    @Bobby Thomson: It was beyond my control.

    @Jane2: Do people actually buy shoes online? Depending on the brand and style, I can vary from an 8 to a 9 1/2 and a narrow to medium width. My baseline size is a 9 narrow, but it is a starting point.

  209. 209.

    Jane2

    March 14, 2014 at 12:23 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: If one is a shoe pro, yes…as long as you know your brands and shoe size, it’s reliable. And even if you don’t….I’ve bought some incredible European shoes by width/length, and knowing which brands are narrower in general, ie Italian. It’s an art.

  210. 210.

    Steeplejack

    March 14, 2014 at 12:24 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I could see buying replacement shoes on line, i.e., another pair of the exact make and size that I had previously bought in meatspace.

  211. 211.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 12:25 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    After I looked up pre-Mattachine I then had to look up homophile. Sheeesh!

  212. 212.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

    @Jane2: I have found that, even within brands, things vary. For example with most Cole-Haan shoes, I am a 8 1/2 medium, I am occasionally a 9 narrow. I don’t buy online* but I am very picky about the way my shoes fit.

    * Like Steep said, replacing an exact shoe is fine.

  213. 213.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:36 am

    @Constance: Without trying to be too arrogant, I think that I am quite knowledgeable, but part of the fun of this website is come across something new – and someone usually provides it everyday. The commentariat is quite erudite and the erudition is fucking broad as hell.

  214. 214.

    Jane2

    March 14, 2014 at 12:39 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Cole-Haan is no longer consistent in its sizing so I don’t buy them online. However, I could order a Merrell 8M anytime, anywhere and they fit….same with Bruno Magli. I also try on various brands when I’m shopping so that I know for sure that a certain brand won’t fit, ever.

  215. 215.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 12:41 am

    @Jane2:
    What European shoes? Can you give me links? I wear a Narrow with a Quad heel (even narrower) and the only shoes I’ve ever owned that were perfect were Italian shoes I bought at Macys (about 3,000 years ago. Macys no longer has anything more narrow than a medium).

  216. 216.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 12:49 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    I love BJ because I’m always learning, learning, learning but sometimes I start to develop feelings of inadequacy, ignorance, total worthlessness, etc. And then I remind myself that with as many thousands of commentors as prowl BJ I’m lucky to have the opportunities to keep learning, learning, learning. and then the fucking trolls remind me that I’m really a pretty decent human being after all. Even if I have to look up homophile.

  217. 217.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:49 am

    @Jane2: Sounds like you are just more willing to take a chance on a shoe fitting than I am.

    @Constance: Disturbingly, I believe that Givenchy has very narrow heels. My ex was shoe obsessed with a size 5, wide toe, narrow heel. I learned things about women’s shoes. DSW actually can have a reasonable stock of Givenchy shoes. Yust wait until they hit clearance unless you have a very common size. They also do really nice ties.

  218. 218.

    Gex

    March 14, 2014 at 12:50 am

    So wait now. Glenn Greenwald and Rick Warren are teaming up with the Nazis to burn down Imelda Marcos’ shoe closet? This is one weird thread.

  219. 219.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 12:51 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: @Omnes Omnibus:
    I love BJ because I’m always learning, learning, learning but sometimes I start to develop feelings of inadequacy, ignorance, total worthlessness, etc. And then I remind myself that with as many thousands of commentors as prowl BJ I’m lucky to have the opportunities to keep learning, learning, learning. and then the fucking trolls remind me that I’m really a pretty decent human being after all. Even if I have to look up homophile.

  220. 220.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:55 am

    @Gex: Welcome to Balloon Juice. Oh, here is a random youtube. I don’t have any cat pics.

  221. 221.

    ruemara

    March 14, 2014 at 12:55 am

    @Gex: When did this thread become post-apocalyptic sci fi fan fic?

  222. 222.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 12:58 am

    @Constance: Some people know about yarn or quantum theory. Me, I was once told that the mark of a person with a good liberal arts education is that he or she can make one sensible remark at a cocktail party about any topic. I aspire to that.

  223. 223.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 1:00 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Thanks! I just bookmarked the DSW site. I owned one pair of 2 and 1/2 inch heels which I tried to wear to the Oscar party I attended recently. Did not make it across the bedroom before realizing this was a tragedy I did not want anyone to observe. Almost as bad as the party I attended 14 years ago when my 1960s makeup techniques created hilarity among the rest of the guests. So I wore my Danskos and hid behind the flashier guests for the group photo.

  224. 224.

    Constance

    March 14, 2014 at 1:05 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    :-)
    I’m off to bed. We little old ladies need our rest.

  225. 225.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 14, 2014 at 1:07 am

    @Constance: Totter off on your highest heels and sleep well.

  226. 226.

    Jane2

    March 14, 2014 at 1:17 am

    @Constance: for shoes at a reasonable discount, I use Yoox.com

  227. 227.

    Jane2

    March 14, 2014 at 1:19 am

    @Gex: and Andrew Sullivan and Ezra Klein are the executive producers.

  228. 228.

    NorthLeft12

    March 14, 2014 at 7:56 am

    @burnspbesq: Not sure if you are deliberately being wrong here or just ignorant. Like the original “joke” teller.

    The ACLU, and CCLA here in Canada, is very specific about defending free speech and human rights. What they don’t do is defend violence or speech that promotes violent actions against others.

    Not sure how people cannot understand that. It is so simple, and so verifiable that I have to think that any contrary explanation [like your joke] is a willful attempt to slander and misrepresent these fine and necessary organizations.

  229. 229.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 14, 2014 at 7:58 am

    @Xantar: Thank you Xantar. I didn’t want to waste time responding to KeithG. It’s obvious where President Obama’s heart is when it comes to gay rights given all he has done to actually further them. Sometimes it’s good to just roll your eyes at idiot comments and keep it moving.

  230. 230.

    Cervantes

    March 14, 2014 at 8:07 am

    @Patricia Kayden: Did you really misunderstand Keith’s point to the extent that it seems you did? I’m surprised.

  231. 231.

    Kevin

    March 14, 2014 at 8:22 am

    I just hope no one buys the “I’ve never read any of his work” defense. Yeah, a guy responsible for a brand new multi-million dollar news site…doesn’t take the time to read the work of the people he is in charge of hiring. That sounds so likely, so…wonky! (I think wonk is the worst term around nowadays. It’s really what the kewl kids like to think of themselves, but it’s just pretentious).

    Anyway, given Ezra’s love for Paul Ryan, his constant “both sides do it”, this should shock no one. He’s playing the game. You think he wants to be the next Krugman? Nope, he wants to be the next Brooks, the next Friedman.

  232. 232.

    Xecky Gilchrist

    March 14, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    Yeah, it *doesn’t* make sense just to drop a link and call it a blog post.

  233. 233.

    Joey Giraud

    March 14, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    @NorthLeft12:

    This site is, among other things, largely about the “willful attempt to slander” various public figures.

    Note the nasty exchange about Greenwald. Corner Stone is a bit touchy because Greenwald receives all kinds of slander here, and CS respects Greenwald’s work.

    As do I.

  234. 234.

    Joey Giraud

    March 14, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    One of the “other things” is supporting public protests.

    balloon-juice.com/2014/03/14/on-wisconsin-singer-activists/

    Good work.

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