What do you do if you’re a hipster and you’re a Republican!? What if you want to take a stand against all the ridiculous things that are happening with our government but you feel like you’ll be shamed by your friends? Thank god the Republicans are doing outreach to make us feel safe to be GOP.
We give you, Scott Greenberg:
And no, he’s not an actor. He’s a real person. With facts. Just like those people with real health care stories in the Koch Brothers Obamacare ads.
On today’s TWiBPrime, we also discussed how the gun lobby is screwing up Obama’s surgeon general nomination, a South Dakotan lawmaker who wants to give businesses the right to deny service to Black people (because, freedom), and why we keep having those battles on Twitter.
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chopper
what if you’re being a republican ironically?
Xantar
That better not be an Audi because then he’s filling up with the wrong kind of gas.
raven
Here’s our hipster mayoral candidate in Athens. He’s an Occupy dude so he’s ok!
the Conster
That guy has a face that needs a fist in it.
DiannaBArnold
He’s a little too earnest for a hipster.
shelly
And of course, no details on what regulations are hurting his friends job chances.
Josie
@the Conster: That was exactly my reaction when I looked at him. Great minds and all that….
Villago Delenda Est
@shelly: That would require knowledge and critical thinking skills.
Two things that Rethuglicans abhor.
Mnemosyne
That striped shirt makes him look French.
/wingnut
shortstop
Look at me. LOOK AT ME! OVER HERE! SNAP!
Jesus, he’s as bad as Michelle Bachmann, and all because he’s too stupid to memorize a 30-second script.
danielx
@the Conster:
Uh-huh. Backpfeifengesicht.
One would think that ‘Republican’ and ‘hipster’ are mutually exclusive terms. However…in set theory one could see an overlap of these two groups, with the intersecting ellipse of the two circles formally labelled ‘doucherocket’. Kind of like ‘Democrat’ and ‘Ralph Nader’.
jayjaybear
He must be a hipster. I’m having my standard hipster reaction to seeing him…an overwhelming urge to push him off a subway platform as the next train is coming in…
Gozer
The fucking cadence of his speech immediately made me think about this.
And Mike Commodore’s playoff beard would eat that guy’s face for lunch.
MikeJ
@shelly:
They would be able to get jobs as waiters if the gubbmint didn’t demand the employer pay them $2.70 an hour.
Roger Moore
@chopper:
Then you deserve to have your chops busted ironically.
Citizen_X
I see this kid, I’m punching him and taking his leather. Nice Hitler ‘stache, dude!
Gus
I call bullshit. That fuckstick has a job?
The Republic of Stupidity
Hmmm…
Watch his eyes carefully… he appears to be reading what he’s saying…
John Revolta
what if you’re being a republican ironically?
I actually know a guy who does exactly that. He’s also one of these guys who claim to like Shemp better than Curly.
Fred
@Gus: Sure. He’s an actor in GOP promos. Can’t get any work in pornos.