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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / Jezebel

Jezebel

by John Cole|  April 4, 20149:41 pm| 85 Comments

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Right here:

jezebel

Not only slutting herself in the most indelicate manner possible (Dignity and modesty? WTF IS THAT?), but she is doing it right in front of me (I used to be her main man), AND he is wearing full Ravens regalia.

Slut.

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  1. 1.

    RobertDSC-Power Mac G5 Dual

    April 4, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    LOL.

  2. 2.

    the Conster

    April 4, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    LOL

  3. 3.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    Site is acting up.

  4. 4.

    Betty Cracker

    April 4, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    Strumpet! Hoyden! Floozy!

  5. 5.

    Comrade Mary

    April 4, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    I found out today that some cats, if you force them onto their back and start rubbing their belly without explicit consent, actually love it to pieces and beg for more, their former skittishness abandoned.

    It was my oldest brother who proved this. I am ashamed to admit that I followed his example. My entire worldview is shattered and I will never work at Brown.

  6. 6.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Sade – Jezebel –

  7. 7.

    MomSense

    April 4, 2014 at 9:49 pm

    @raven:

    ooooh, good song!

    She may be slutty but she is also a very cute puppy.

  8. 8.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    @MomSense:

    Jezebel, Jezebel
    Won’t try to deny where she came from
    You can see it in her pride
    And the raven in her eyes
    Try show her a better way

  9. 9.

    cbear

    April 4, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    Just saw that you scored the new Subaru, Cole–best of luck with it.
    Good work!

  10. 10.

    TaMara (BHF)

    April 4, 2014 at 9:56 pm

    @Comrade Mary: In my house we always say, if you want at squishy cat, you have to squish the cat. It never fails. They might object at first, but they give into the love and contact and then ask for it. Same principle for the belly rubs, I reckon.

  11. 11.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 4, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Cole, do we really have to read front page slut shaming? Lily’s just enjoying the expanded pack at her place.

  12. 12.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Just be glad it’s not another picture of a cat.

  13. 13.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 4, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    John, it’s not like he’s wearing Browns or Eagles regalia, now is it?

  14. 14.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 4, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Floofy. It’s floofy.

    Or Floozie. OK, with a y is fine.

  15. 15.

    geg6

    April 4, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    Tramp! Floozy!

    I love Lily.

  16. 16.

    Elizabelle

    April 4, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Where’s Rosie?

  17. 17.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    @Elizabelle: asleeping

  18. 18.

    MomSense

    April 4, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    @raven:

    I had a beat up car in college and that Sade casette was stuck in the casette player so I had to listen to only that for a whole summer until I earned enough money to replace the stereo.

  19. 19.

    Jebediah, RBG

    April 4, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Awesome picture. Anybody who gets that reaction and look from a dog must be an OK guy.

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    April 4, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    Try as I might, cannot recall the scene with Bette Davis getting her tummy rubbed in Jezebel.

    /being silly

  21. 21.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    @MomSense: Heck yes! I have a dvd of a live show and it is killer.

  22. 22.

    raven

    April 4, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    @NotMax: You remember the 7 up’s? Just watched it again.

  23. 23.

    aleta

    April 4, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    GREAT picture

  24. 24.

    Steeplejack

    April 4, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    @Cole:

    Ravens paraphernalia?! You guys really are the odd couple.

  25. 25.

    Keith G

    April 4, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Blissed out puppeh.

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    April 4, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    @raven

    Yup, saw it back when. All I readily recall is that it is one of those films about which no one is ambivalent.

  27. 27.

    Steeplejack

    April 4, 2014 at 10:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I thought hoydens were okay. (Too lazy to check dictionary.)

  28. 28.

    Pogonip

    April 4, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: A floofy floozy!

  29. 29.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 4, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Minx! Hoor! Saucy jade!

  30. 30.

    Pogonip

    April 4, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    First time anyone has seen that dog awake since Christmas.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    April 4, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Hussy of easy virtue.

    Trollop of tease.

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    April 4, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    Pogonip

    A floofy floozy!

    They had to change the ‘zy’ to ‘gie’ in order to get the record played on radio, but what the heck, it’s a musical tie-in. (#1 hit of 1938, BTW.)

  33. 33.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 4, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    She’s staring into his soul.

  34. 34.

    Amir Khalid

    April 4, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    @NotMax:
    I remember Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City explaining the slang terms in the song to a younger person.

  35. 35.

    Amir Khalid

    April 4, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    No jury on Earth would ever convict this guy.

  36. 36.

    Amir Khalid

    April 4, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    Also, Darth Vader’s candidacy for president of Ukraine has been rejected by election officials.

  37. 37.

    reality-based

    April 4, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    oh, I loved that movie – haven’t thought of it in years – Susan Sarandon in her prime, doing interesting things with lemons. And I’m a straight woman!

    (I think it’s the longing on Burt Lancaster’s face that I find so erotic. )

    a John Guare script, too.

  38. 38.

    muddy

    April 4, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    @Steeplejack: My grandmother was held to be a hoyden from driving the carriage too fast in the streets of Philadelphia without a hat on. Without a hat!

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    April 4, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    @raven:

    Wow, I would love to see her live!

  40. 40.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    April 4, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    I’d like to have one of those. We had to say goodbye to our dog on Wednesday. We go to my mother’s house in the country to bury him tomorrow…

  41. 41.

    muddy

    April 4, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    That is quite a pose, Lily. Could your legs be any further apart?

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    @muddy: Without a hat, you say? Shocking, I say.

  43. 43.

    Emma

    April 4, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    @Amir Khalid: the heck? Is that a Candid Camera skit or did the cops lose their minds?

    Lily: demirep. straw damsel. Grand horizontale.

  44. 44.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    @Emma: Courtisane de haute marque

  45. 45.

    p.a.

    April 4, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    You’re old news pops. There’s a new guy in town who has actual hands to scritch me with, not the mangled sausage links you call fingers. We had some good times tho’…

  46. 46.

    JenJen

    April 4, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    I come to this blog for good-hearted chatter and best-intentions dumbassery, but the Ravens fanboy assault is just a bridge too far. I’m sure he is otherwise a very nice person.

  47. 47.

    jenn

    April 4, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    Ok, the past several threads have made me snort with laughter – and given the impressive shittiness of my week: THANK YOU!

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I’m sorry to hear about your pup, though. Best wishes.

  48. 48.

    Little Boots

    April 4, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    look at you, classing up the joint.

  49. 49.

    eemom

    April 4, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    I have a little football story: my son and his friend saw Kirk Cousins at our town’s turf field today, evidently just throwing a football around in a low-key manner. They said he was very nice.

    Kirk Cousins is RG III’s understudy, or something, on the Washington Redskins.

    Football shit, I knowz it.

  50. 50.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    @eemom:

    Kirk Cousins is RG III’s understudy, or something, on the Washington Redskins.

    Back-up, not understudy.

  51. 51.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 4, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    @Amir Khalid: OK, let me guess, the arresting officers were on the Florida-Pakistan Police exchange program. Or the prosecutors were on the Florida-Pakistan prosecution exchange program. Somehow Florida is involved with this, I’m sure.

  52. 52.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 4, 2014 at 11:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Fille de Joie

  53. 53.

    Mnemosyne

    April 4, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I’m assuming they got the name wrong and the father was like, Really? Are you sure? Okay, I’ll bring him in, but …

  54. 54.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Putain. Salope.

    ETA: And for variety: dirne, straßenmädchen

  55. 55.

    John Cole

    April 4, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    @JenJen: If I, someone who bleeds Black and Gold, can tolerate not only a Ravens jersey and hat, but the fact that he has a Ravens blanket and Ravens regalia, in my fucking house, you can handle it on a blog.

  56. 56.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    @John Cole: I actually have had Bears fans in my place on occasion; it hurts a bit but one soldiers on.

  57. 57.

    Amir Khalid

    April 4, 2014 at 11:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    We mustn’t forget Schlampe.

  58. 58.

    Little Boots

    April 4, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    sleepy, sleepy place.

  59. 59.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 4, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    @Amir Khalid: No, we mustn’t. Târfă also works, but closer to the Black Sea.

  60. 60.

    Amir Khalid

    April 4, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    I’m guessing that when Assistant Superintendent Genius took the arrested men’s particulars, he wrote down everyone’s names but forgot to note their ages.

  61. 61.

    Little Boots

    April 4, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    what is with this dying thread.

    more dog.

    more ravens.

    more something.

  62. 62.

    Amir Khalid

    April 5, 2014 at 12:00 am

    @Little Boots:
    It’s not really late over there yet. In the meantime, you could always post a link to a song.

  63. 63.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    I just might,

    but you first.

  64. 64.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:02 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    and this is out of the blue, but,

    do you read Ta-nahisi Coates?

  65. 65.

    Amir Khalid

    April 5, 2014 at 12:06 am

    @Little Boots:
    Sometimes.

  66. 66.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:07 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    he’s been on fire lately. it’s actually kind of amazing.

  67. 67.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:10 am

    on the other hand, what thread can’t use tina:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwaxT7zL7kA&feature=kp

  68. 68.

    Mnemosyne

    April 5, 2014 at 12:12 am

    CicLAvia is this weekend, and I’m in the middle of a horrible allergy attack — with allergens in the red level the whole weekend. Fuck.

  69. 69.

    IdahoFlaneuse

    April 5, 2014 at 12:12 am

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): So sorry for your loss. May the memories bring you comfort.

  70. 70.

    Wally Ballou

    April 5, 2014 at 12:15 am

    @muddy: Lily “bury me in a Y-shaped coffin” Cole.

  71. 71.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:16 am

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    for the longest time, I didn’t want a dog, couldn’t relate. but now that I have two, I can’t imagine what it would be like for them not to be in my life.

    sorry, hope you’re okay.

  72. 72.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:18 am

    okay, politeness aside, it is friday night, fuckers, what the fuck is with this bullshit?

  73. 73.

    JGabriel

    April 5, 2014 at 12:24 am

    Lilly, that immodest, that shameless, that round-heeled … ladydog! How could she!?

  74. 74.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:26 am

    okay, fine, mellencamp:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4KUmm0XsLY&feature=kp

  75. 75.

    angelfoot

    April 5, 2014 at 12:27 am

    @Betty Cracker: Soiled dove!

  76. 76.

    Little Boots

    April 5, 2014 at 12:32 am

    I wonder if anyone comes here, or anywhere, to be challenged in any way, or is it just to feel at home.

    either way makes sense, but I wonder if anyone even thinks about it anymore.

  77. 77.

    Violet

    April 5, 2014 at 12:36 am

    Lily is such a little tart!

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 5, 2014 at 12:37 am

    @Little Boots:

    I wonder if anyone comes here, or anywhere, to be challenged in any way, or is it just to feel at home.

    A little from column A, a little from column B.

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack

    April 5, 2014 at 12:52 am

    @Little Boots, @Omnes Omnibus:

    I am afraid of the rest of the Internet.

  80. 80.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 5, 2014 at 12:55 am

    @Steeplejack: That makes a lot of sense.

  81. 81.

    divF

    April 5, 2014 at 1:33 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: meretrix

  82. 82.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 5, 2014 at 1:34 am

    @divF: Old school. Nice.

  83. 83.

    John PM

    April 5, 2014 at 2:15 am

    I want to like this a million times. My Shih Tzu puppy does the same thing. She is a total slut for a belly rub.

  84. 84.

    skyweaver

    April 5, 2014 at 9:02 am

    I really like that pic. Just like any dog who adores a human, their entire body easily displays complete vulnerability. Look at that look in Lily’s eyes – so very great.

  85. 85.

    Jebediah, RBG

    April 5, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    So sorry…. it sucks to lose them, even though we know its coming. I try to make myself feel better by focusing on the good life I tried to give them. I’m sure you gave your buddy an awesome one.

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