There will be spoilers in the comments, so do not read them if you are on the west coast.
Shawn and I have spent all day yelling “Six hours and five minutes!”
“Four hours and twelve minutes!”
Etc.
We are now 20 mins out. Winter is coming.
by John Cole| 86 Comments
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There will be spoilers in the comments, so do not read them if you are on the west coast.
Shawn and I have spent all day yelling “Six hours and five minutes!”
“Four hours and twelve minutes!”
Etc.
We are now 20 mins out. Winter is coming.
Comments are closed.
Keith G
Green Balloons
jl
How many dragons were killed and abused making that thing? And Cole calls hisself an animal lover. Should boycott it.
ulee
Don Draper is not someone you want to fuck with.
gogol's wife
Mr. Selfridge over here.
schrodinger's cat
What is GoT, is it related to the GOP?
Joseph Nobles
This is the GRRM-penned episode this season. So there’s that.
max
Shawn and I have spent all day yelling “Six hours and five minutes!”
OK, that’s a little silly.
You should’ve been yelling, ‘Joffrey’s gonna get it!’
max
[‘Bing bong, the King is dead, wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed, wake up, that fucking prick is dead!’]
Poopyman
AnybodyEverybody dead yet?schrodinger's cat
I will be watching Cosmos. Hopefully more science/physics and less CGI.
Nick
It’s the Royal wedding. Often called the purple wedding. I might get choked up.
ulee
Here it comes. Don Draper is going to kill someone.
rikyrah
Got plenty of tv for tonight
Turn
Mad Men
Revenge
Bletchley Circle
James E. Powell
You know nothing John Cole.
Nicole
Anyone think the purple necklace Dontos gave Sansa last week is meant to be the hairnet? You all who have read the books know what I’m talking about.
rikyrah
just finished watching the Sidney Poitier movie version of Raisin in the Sun on Centric.
now, they’re playing the most recent one with Puffy.
the play really is timeless.
ulee
Well, it’s Turn. I’ll have to wait until 10.
ulee
Shawn should be yelling about getting a job, not living off Cole’s nickel.
Mike in NC
Time to note “Fuck the fucking Lannisters”!
MikeJ
I understand that in this episode somebody rolls doubles and gets to go twice.
ulee
Whatever happened to the job search?
Pogonip
And if you land directly on Go you draw 400 stags instead of 200.
Who do you think will eventually end up ruling? I’d like to see Dany and Tyrion split the realm between them, but I think the likeliest candidate is Edric Storm. Poor kid.
jl
OK, spoiler alert: somebody gets seriously effed over, medieval style. There is blood,
Ha ha. That’s a joke. I haven’t watched a second of it, but, from what I’ve heard, some things can just be taken for granted.
max
@Pogonip: I’d like to see Dany and Tyrion split the realm between them, but I think the likeliest candidate is Edric Storm. Poor kid.
You mean Gendry? No. Snow.
Lots of slaughtering this episode.
max
[‘Vicious.’]
tybee
chauncy
jl
Which character is the Huickabee in Game of Thrones? (serious question, even if I’ve never watched it.)
Huckabee: Beginning To Think There Is More Freedom In North Korea Than U.S.
“When I go to the airport, I have to get in the surrender position, people put hands all over me, and I have to provide photo ID and a couple of different forms and prove that I really am not going to terrorize the airplane – but if I want to go vote I don’t need a thing,” he continued, according to MSNBC.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/huckabee-more-freedom-north-korea
Edit: I don’t care if Huckabee whines about pat downs, but note how he drifts off to thinking about how too easy to vote in the U.S. Game of Thrones coming to our realm!
ulee
Winter is coming, Shawn.
ruemara
I couldn’t stand one more moment of reading up on marketing for a department I have no real access to anymore, so I did some selfies. I rather like this one.
max
Melisandre’s a Cathar! Dude!
max
[‘Gymnastics!’]
Mike in NC
@jl: Huckabee should be flayed live on FOX.
PaulW
I dunno why ANYONE would want to stage a Game-of-Thrones themed wedding… it’s just bad karma, people…
hildebrand
@Pogonip: I really want Arya to rule – it would be perfect justice for a Stark to wind up on the throne. Of course, she won’t be quite as honorable as dear, old Dad. Especially after…
Zirgar
Snape kills Joffrey
Big R
@Zirgar: @hildebrand: Especially after Snape kills Joffrey? Why would that effect Arya’s honorablosity?
Anoniminous
If they weren’t going to use the “official” title A Song of Ice and Fire they should have gone for accuracy: Games of Homicidal Maniacs.
RobertDSC-Power Mac G5 Dual
Fixed.
Fuck that shitbag.
hildebrand
@Big R: Because she is the one who forged the ring that held Snape under thrall – duh.
Big R
@hildebrand: Three dragons for the Targaryen under the sky; seven direwolves for Starks in their halls of stone; nine zombies for Baratheons doomed to die; and one for Evil Santa on his dark throne.
One show to rule them all; one show to find them; one show to bring them all, and murder them in inventive ways that usually advance the plot.
Kristine
Really glad that sick bastard is dead.
Now if someone could see to Ramsay Snow….
Sly
The entertainment lineup at the Baratheon-Tyrell Wedding was far superior to that of the Stark-Frey Wedding, but the food and drink left something to be desired.
Hill Dweller
Nice Sigur Ros cameo in tonight’s episode.
max
@Anoniminous: Games of Homicidal Maniacs.
Not read many history books have you?
@Kristine: Now if someone could see to Ramsay Snow….
He twitches quite convincingly, doesn’t he? Between him and Theon, it’s a goddamn twitchfest.
max
[‘So wedding season is over and now it’s on with the things falling apart bits.’]
recurvata
My first episode. Where’s the porn?
ulee
It never ceases to amaze me how people will willfully step up to get fucked over.
CaseyL
Margaery has been spared what would have been a nightmare of a wedding night. Do the books establish who actually was behind the poisoning? So many suspects!
Mike in NC
@CaseyL: Red Viper
CaseyL
@Mike in NC: Ooh, he’s a sly one. Wonder if Tyrion getting the blame was planned, or a happy (from the Viper’s point of view) accident.
ETA: I’m on the West Coast, but GoT airs “early” here – 6:00 our time, so I think we get it the same time as the East Coast.
Pogonip
There’s a sample chapter where Arya kills another baddie–Raff the Sweetling, if I remember right. If she works her way over to Ramsay Snow, I’ll make myself a liar and buy Winds of Winter just for that (if Martin actually finishes it).
Walker
@Mike in NC:
@CaseyL:
It was not the Red Viper. You will learn who did it soon enough.
A Humble Lurker
@ulee:
You yourself did it the other day.
Pogonip
@recurvata: It’s waiting for someone to invent the pornograph.
By the way, I think an excellent plot twist would be for someone to discover gunpowder.
Walker
@Pogonip:
Wildfire is better than gunpowder. (Accurate) Firearms come LONG after gunpowder.
ulee
@A Humble Lurker: I speak the truth. If you don’t like it, then disagree.
ulee
or stay vague. that’s ok too.
kindness
Ding dong the King is dead.
Walker
@efgoldman:
That is not an excuse for throwing natural technology progression out the window.
Pogonip
@Walker: True, but we gotta start somewhere!
Pogonip
@kindness: Robert or Joffrey? (The little $hit.)
PsiFighter37
On the East Coast here. Not really sure who did it – the obvious choice is Oberyn (at least from my standpoint, having not read the books). But it does make me wonder if Tyrion is going to face the sword, finally. That wedding celebration was all sorts of weird – people celebrating, then not celebrating.
I do think it very well could be Cersei – it’s a way for her to remain as queen regent for several years longer, as Joffrey’s younger brother (and Jaime’s/Cersei’s younger son) is nowhere near old enough to rule yet.
Oh, and Stannis is still an asshole. Burning your brother-in-law is cold, although given how crazy his wife is, I don’t necessarily feel bad about it.
After all that has gone down, there are very few sympathetic characters on the show left. Probably Daenarys, Tyrion, Sansa, Davos, and Jon Snow. The rest of them can all DIAF.
max
@Walker: Wildfire is better than gunpowder. (Accurate) Firearms come LONG after gunpowder.
Right. And greek fire came before gunpowder. And cannon came before hand-held firearms.
max
[‘The technology progression is fine really – it’s 1400 or so.’]
John S.
I think the Queen of Thorns did it. Her little quip to Sansa about people getting murdered at a wedding was pretty telling. And she certainly had a motive to protect her granddaughter.
But she couldn’t have done it alone. Somebody else must be in on it.
ulee
Oh no, I said too much. I set it up.
Scamp Dog
@Zirgar, @Mike in NC: No, it was Professor Plum, in the solar, with the battleship.
ulee
@A Humble Lurker: I think I saw you try. Every hour, I’m choosing my confession…
gf120581
@John S.: Perhaps. Perhaps it’s someone who wasn’t even seen this episode. Someone who sent Dontos to get Sansa out. Someone with a knack for plots…
But I may have said too much.
Loneoak
It’s unambiguous that Sansa did it in the books, with poison hidden in the necklace given to her by Ser Dantos (the fool). Watch the sequence again and you see her drop something in there from her sleeve. I do like the ambiguity of whether Tyrion saw and abetted it.
Bobbo
If it’s Sansa I’m impressed!
Royston Vasey
Still have to wait 3.30hrs till it’s on here in New Zealand (which will be Monday at 8:30pm)
Got S04E01 on right now instead
RV
ulee
Another dead thread. You should hold up your own end, humble lurker. It’s not good for you to cut up and run.
Radio One
Tyrion is obviously going to be proved blameless in Joffrey’s death at some point this season. It’s going to be either the Tyrells or the fool or Varys that’s going to be complicit, and they are all going to go to the mat to make sure Tyrion is public enemy no 1.
Royston Vasey
@Radio One: Just finished watching!
Can’t see Tyrion being found blameless even if Sansa and Dontos the fool have done a runner.
Has Shae gone gone (like Ros previously) or something else? Enquiring minds must know!
RV in NZ
PaulW
@recurvata:
At Littlefinger’s. Tell him Cat sent you.
Lurking Canadian
@Loneoak: You and I use very different definitions of “unambiguous”.
John S.
@gf120581:
Littlefinger!
RobertB
@John S.: The Tyrells and Littlefinger. The Tyrells because Joffrey, Littlefinger because he wants to stir up maximum shit and steal Sansa.
Citizen_X
@PsiFighter37:
Yeah, well, Joffrey is like that.
Er, was.
JimV
“It’s unambiguous that Sansa did it in the books, with poison hidden in the necklace given to her by Ser Dantos (the fool).”
Disagree. The usual rule works. Look for the most well-known actor/actress in the smallest role. Which agrees with what I read in the book. Definitely not Sansa. Although, I am surprised by the number of (bad) changes to the books that I have seen so far, so I guess it could be anyone.
kindness
One thing I found odd. Prior to the season starting you had several cast members commenting upon what a lavish and enormous scene the wedding was and in all honesty that wasn’t all that lavish or spectacular. I must be getting jaded.
Mayur
@Loneoak: Not even close. Sansa carries the poison that kills Joffrey, but it’s not even by her knowledge, let alone her intent. The poison is planted by a certain someone who is nowhere near King’s Landing, and delivered by someone else who (a) spends enough time with Sansa to lift it off her person; (b) is subtle enough to put it into Joffrey’s wine; and (c) has someone to protect from his more monstrous tendencies. No points for guesses on both counts but the show has actually revealed it anyway.
Paul in KY
@hildebrand: I think Littlefinger outlasts & out-schemes them all.
lol
Where would we be without “clever” bookreaders running around going “I’m not going to spoil it for you but here’s a massive spoiler anyways wink wink :)”
Theron Ware
So glad Joffrey Baratheon got his just deserts!
Augie
I don’t know what compulsion I find weirder or more vexing. When readers post spoilers without warning. Or when readers post INCORRECT spoilers through deviousness or just plain ignorance. This thread has plenty of examples of both. Re-evaluate your lives people.
Mayur
How is anything related to who poisoned Joffrey a “spoiler” at this point? (Unless by “spoiler” you mean “for those who didn’t watch S4E2). The major actors are pretty clearly laid out.
I do agree; I’m gonna stop talking to my friends who are just watching the show and haven’t read the books, but it is damned frustrating to have to keep mum on stuff that has been known since 2005 and will take until 2016 to be revealed in the show. As someone who watches the show, I haven’t found that knowledge of the major plot points has actually made it any less enjoyable, but your mileage may vary.
Theron Ware
@Theron Ware: Oops, I meant desserts!
Donalbain
@Loneoak:
http://i.imgur.com/OAziSYf.png
http://i.imgur.com/eYYjUoS.jpg
Two pics make it obvious what happened.
Julia Grey
Was it the wine?
Jeoffrey was the only one who ate any PIE…was it actually meant to be served to the whole Lannister brood/wedding party, or intended just for Jeoffrey?
A certain visitor from Dorn certainly has a bone to pick (no pun intended) with the Lannister family…