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Trouble in the Streets of Tulsa

by John Cole|  April 23, 20149:04 pm| 30 Comments

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Speaking of Oklahoma, a Toboggesque classic from the Wonkette dominatrix, who happens to be one of the funnest people I met at the DNC in Charlotte. She’s a lot like me- demented and sad, but social. She’s also more demanding and hornier, but those are perks in my eyes.

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  1. 1.

    Elizabelle

    April 23, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    TL; DR.

    How is Holly?

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    April 23, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Speaking of Oklahoma

    Something which I strive to avoid doing.

  3. 3.

    Schlemizel

    April 23, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    He Sailor! Looking for a good time? The assclown that was Newts campaign manager in NH is running for gov thre & is doing an ask me anything over at reddit
    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/23tec2/iama_andrew_hemingway_candidate_for_nh_governor/

  4. 4.

    ET

    April 23, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    Ah… A Breakfast Club line. Funny.

  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 23, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Yes, John, please bring us up to date on Holly.

    Even if this isn’t an open thread.

  6. 6.

    Culture of Truth

    April 23, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    That was a really, really long post. So forgive me but was the upshot, Oklahoma is secretly liberal, just no one knows it, which again forgive me, but it is the kind of wishful thinking I often hear, not upheld come election day.

  7. 7.

    Mike in NC

    April 23, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    @Schlemizel: 31 year old glibertarian shithead. I no longer have any living relatives in NH, so there’s that.

  8. 8.

    Jim C.

    April 23, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    I can’t be the only one who thought this upon reading this blog post.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1hcc1QvM2Q

  9. 9.

    Tim C.

    April 23, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    Actually I was kinda wondering if Cole and Wonkette might…. you know…. we could even write fan-fiction about it.

  10. 10.

    Billgerat

    April 23, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    My stepson, his daughter and his long time girlfriend (NO – the daughter is NOT his girlfriend ;) ) are moving the hell out of Oklahoma after living down there for the last three years. His stories about some of the people he’s encountered and the twisters he’s lived through have made me shudder in horror and wish that he’d get out of there. Finally he’s getting wise and packing up his stuff and heading up north to Montana to go live with his sister around Flathead Lake until he can get transferred to the local Wal-Mart (I wish he’d get out of there, too, but baby steps….) and get his own place. I thank God my granddaughter won’t have to go through high school in Oklahoma. She’s a smart girl who I don’t want to see be dumbed down by a bunch of conservative religious yahoos running the local school system. I think she is saved from believing that Jesus rode a dinosaur.

  11. 11.

    randomworker

    April 23, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    @Culture of Truth: Not really. They might vote for marijuana because rednecks like to get high, but that’s not going to help Democrats get elected because half the democrats would be republicans in any sane state, and the other half are various nutcases like one might imagine a marginalized Democratic party in a state like OK to have running. And god bless people like her mother who keep smiling through it all but really, it’s pretty fucking hopeless.

  12. 12.

    Jim C.

    April 23, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @Tim C

    Fan fiction exists that has Hogwarts Castle getting impregnated by a tentacled monster from the nearby lake.

    ALL I’M SAYING IS…

    well, weirder fan fiction has been written.

    …

    Please don’t ask how I’m aware of this.

    Continue please John on telling us how Wonkette is kind of horny. I’m particularly interested in that part.

  13. 13.

    ulee

    April 23, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Nobody is hornier than Cole. It’s not possible.

  14. 14.

    Culture of Truth

    April 23, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    So was this a ‘if only Dems would fight harder post’ or ‘it’s hopeless post’? Or something else?

  15. 15.

    kdaug

    April 23, 2014 at 9:49 pm

    FSM save me. Next it’ll be stories about Steve and Spock and vibrating toothbrushes and naked mopping.

    (Oh, wait…)

  16. 16.

    Roger Moore

    April 23, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @Billgerat:

    My stepson, his daughter and his long time girlfriend (NO – the daughter is NOT his girlfriend ;) )

    Oxford comma, dude. Oxford comma.

  17. 17.

    qwerty42

    April 23, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    @Culture of Truth: It was a sad post, there were some good things and some good people … I like the candidate for Lt Gov, Cathy Cummings ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K8uABE-PnWs ), but they are hanging on.

  18. 18.

    jl

    April 23, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    @ulee:

    ” Nobody is hornier than Cole. It’s not possible.”

    What may be interesting is the story of how Cole came to know that the Wonkette dominatrix is more demanding and hornier.
    Dud I miss that post?

  19. 19.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 23, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    @Billgerat:

    My stepson, his daughter and his long time girlfriend (NO – the daughter is NOT his girlfriend ;) )

    Oxford Comma, white courtesy phone, etc.

    ETA: Curse you, Roger Moore #16! ::shakes fist angrily::

  20. 20.

    Big R

    April 23, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    @jl: This was my only question, too.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    @jl:
    You may recall that John forgot to pack any pants. We needn’t get much more specific than that, need we?

  22. 22.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 23, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    @jl:

    What may be interesting is the story of how Cole came to know that the Wonkette dominatrix is more demanding and hornier.

    I would prefer not to know.

  23. 23.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    April 23, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I have the same preference.

  24. 24.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 23, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    Editrix Rebecca is good people.

    TBoggesque? /pedant

    I’ll take a lap and think abt what I’ve done.

  25. 25.

    Bill D.

    April 24, 2014 at 12:07 am

    @Jim C.: More like this:

  26. 26.

    Bill D.

    April 24, 2014 at 12:11 am

    @Jim C.: More like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6qw_yeo6o

  27. 27.

    YellowJournalism

    April 24, 2014 at 1:35 am

    @Roger Moore: Hooray for Oxford commas!

  28. 28.

    Billgerat

    April 24, 2014 at 2:41 am

    @Roger Moore: I never went to Oxford.

  29. 29.

    Jacquie

    April 24, 2014 at 9:04 am

    “Editrix,” not “dominatrix,” John.

  30. 30.

    mds

    April 25, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    @Jacquie:
    Why can’t she be both, like the late Earl Warren?

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