I woke up with a monster cold a couple of days ago — coughing, sneezing, stuffiness, achy head, sore throat, etc. I sound like the Cookie Monster and feel like malicious, scaly, mohawked gremlins rolled a dumpster over me while I was sleeping. Which isn’t possible because who the fuck can sleep while horking up massive lung loogies?
I’m taking NyQuil and DayQuil by turns, but it doesn’t seem to be helping much. Once I drag myself to the end of this workday, I’m making my special hot sausage, red pepper, potato and kale soup, but I don’t think even that will make me feel better.
Is anyone else sick? Please feel free to complain about it in comments. Got any home remedies? Share! Or feel free to discuss whatever.