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Archives for April 2014

Friday Evening Open Thread: Let’s Read the Comments, Shall We?

by Anne Laurie|  April 4, 20145:06 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Clown Shoes

From Kotaku, “A Reminder That Not Everyone Reads Before Commenting“:

On April Fool’s day, NPR had an extremely simple joke that turned out to be an incredibly effective demonstration of how much commenters on Facebook actually read of the articles they comment on…

How many comments here before we achieve the Perfect Interwebs (Un)Singularity?…

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Ah, screw it. Apart from the universal human urge to engage mouth before putting brain in gear, what’s on the agenda this evening?

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Dear Tea Party, Racism Is Not Dead

by Elon James White|  April 4, 20143:20 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

American Conservatives of Color founder Derrick Wilburn, delivered this week’s National Weekly Tea Party address. But his message wasn’t to the tea party, it was to the “liberal progressive haters.” He feels that those on the Left are the real racists. We are more than familiar with the irony of this.

On today’s show we break down what you shouldn’t bring into an argument, the Fort Hood shooting that took place on Wednesday, and the Army’s newest hairstyle bans that are biased against black women.

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The Last Word on #CancelColbert

by John Cole|  April 4, 20142:19 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Post-racial America, Clown Shoes

Goes to TBOGG.

I was snickering over the insane interview Park gave to Salon, and TBOGG gives it its due.

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LBJ Orders Pants

by John Cole|  April 4, 20142:00 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Never heard this recording before, but Rick Perlstein had it up on facebook. Pretty amusing stuff:

All my money and my knife it falls out. BELCH.

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‘Round midnight

by DougJ|  April 4, 20141:56 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

I don’t watch much late night tv anymore, and I never liked Dave as much at 11:30 as at 12:30, but he was one of my two biggest influences in my teen years. (I won’t tell you who the other one is since I know many of you don’t like her.) I’m sad to hear he’s retiring.

I guess my favorite bits were the crazy Chris Elliot appearances and the recurring characters Father Biff and Dwight the Troubled Teen. I also always loved the music, whether it was the musical guests or Paul’s choice of songs for interview guests — “The Clean-Up Woman” for Martha Stewart and “Tennessee” for Al Gore stand out.

Here’s two of my favorite musical moments: Warren Zevon’s last live performance and Bill Murray’s appearance as the 12:30 show’s first guest ever.

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Long Read: “Errol Morris, On Donald Rumsfeld’s Inability to Separate Fact from Fantasy”

by Anne Laurie|  April 4, 201412:33 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Excellent Links, Republican Venality, War, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin., Sociopaths

Calum Marsh, from Esquire‘s Political Blog:

… In his more than thirty-five years as a documentarian, Errol Morris has profiled a lot of delusional people: Holocaust deniers, unpunished murderers, serial killer obsessives. None are as oblivious to their own mistakes as Donald Rumsfeld proves to be in this film. The Unknown Known has been criticized in some quarters for going too easy on its subject, but the truth is that Morris simply takes a more subtle approach. He doesn’t ridicule or undermine Rumsfeld; he doesn’t resort to rhetorical shortcuts or attempt to trick him into the corner of a lie. He doesn’t need to. It’s an axiom of literary criticism that the most damning evidence is always direct quotation. Morris does just that: He hangs Rumsfeld with his own words.

We had the chance to catch up with Morris in the lead-up to The Unknown Known’s release this week to talk politics, language, and why some critics have misunderstood the film…

Esquire: One of the things I find fascinating about the film is that it’s neither a portrait of a master manipulator nor an exposé of somebody who is lying, but rather a profile of a person so impressed by his own aphorisms and slogans that they’re enough for him. He’s not hiding the truth, because he doesn’t have anything to hide.

EMorris: More or less, yes. There’s that smile, throughout the movie—to me it’s that look of supreme self-satisfaction. Look what I just said. I’m the cat who’s just swallowed the canary. I’m so smart, I’m so clever. And yet when you look at these principles—at times I call them Chinese fortune cookie philosophies—they quickly devolve into nonsense talk….

ESQ: When he’s being vague or evasive, is he deliberately trying to hide something, or is that kind of nonsense sincerely all he can give?

EMorris: Again you’ve gone to the heart of the movie. I don’t know whether it’s ever possible to pin him down in that regard. My own thought is that there’s nothing there—that in the end all you’re left with is the smile…

I went to Google to try and track down some of the 2003/4 conservative semi-erotica written about Rumsfeld (“No doubt about it, Don Rumsfeld is a stud muffin”), and got distracted by the NYTimes review (with video!) of Morris’ film:

…Clips from press briefings during the Iraq war illustrate his penchant for using semantics as a weapon, one he wields with undiminished glee against Mr. Morris. When the filmmaker presses him on the “torture memos” authorizing harsh treatment of suspected terrorists, Mr. Rumsfeld rephrases the question in such a way as to minimize any moral stigma and also any hint of his own responsibility. “Little different cast I just put on it than the one you did,” he says, breaking into a smile and raising a finger of triumph. “I’ll chalk that one up.”…

Once again, the Bush Regency motto: “We create our own reality.”

When I was a teenager, I was fascinated by the McKinley-era explanations of why America “needed” to annex the Philippines — for the “little brown brothers”‘s own good, as a bulwark against those other empires, because Manifest Destiny required that “we” take up our rightful place as The One True Christian Nation. But those Mark-I robber barons at least believed they were called upon to make a serious argument (even if they didn’t believe what they were arguing). The Cheney Crime Syndicate didn’t even bother with the argument part — just a blizzard of ‘snowflake’ Rumsfeld memos and a steady pipeline of Rove-to-Fox-News bullshit.

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Harsh Weather Season Is Upon Us.

by Soonergrunt|  April 4, 201412:09 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’ve got bronchitis.  I feel like hammered shit, and I’m pretty sure that thing I hocked up earlier is breathing on its own now.

The concrete guys are here.  They demolished our back patio earlier this week, and today they took away the dunnage and they set forms and tamped the bed sand to prep to pour the new patio.  When we closed on the house 11 months ago, cracks started appearing in the concrete before we were even moved in.  The builder has been very very supportive and stood behind his work and that of his subs.  We’re very happy with the level of support we’ve received from him.  I don’t see us getting another house ever again at this point, but we’ll use him if we do.

Speaking of builders in OKC/Moore, things have been going like gangbusters all year.  Almost from the moment debris was swept away from the tornadoes last May, we’ve been seeing construction work all over the area.  Lots of new houses going up in places where the old neighborhoods were destroyed.  Local addenda to the building codes has specifically tightened, too.  All houses must now have hurricane straps on the rafters, and south and west facing gables are no longer allowed in new construction.  Although not a part of code, all the houses in our neighborhood, whether already built or still under construction have or will have storm shelters before the end of the month.  Our builder said that he’s trying to contract with a shelter builder to install shelters in all his new construction, and he’s retrofitting the built houses he hasn’t yet sold because people are walking away from buying houses that don’t have shelters.

We’ve stocked our shelter for the season with fresh batteries, water, some snack foods, flash lights, crank radio/cell phone charger, and blankets.  We’ve added a pre-paid cell phone on a different network from ours as well.  We’re as good to go as we can be living here.  Last night and the night before were the first tornado watches of the season, so we’re off and running early this year.

 

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