Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

No one could have predicted…

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Bark louder, little dog.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

I really should read my own blog.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Let’s finish the job.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

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  7. 7.

    LT

    It fell off, and will live a long and very happy and healthy life in a beautiful swamp. Yeah, that’s what will happen.

  8. 8.

    Trollhattan

    What goes on in a frog brain when the earth below is whizzing past at 30?

    In global weather news, an El Nino condition–a very strong one–seems ever more likely. It could be verified and “announced” as soon as August. This is a Big Deal insofar as the effects on weather literally around the planet and more locally, the US West. We could transition from three years of drought (more than a decade in places) to precipitation well above average. Or not, this is propellerhead stuff I’m not qualified to comprehend, much less interpret.

    http://www.weatherwest.com/archives/1414

    Still have a long, hot, dry, fiery summer to endure.

  10. 10.

    Violet

    @Trollhattan: We could use a little El Niño effect right now. It was supposed to rain today. First time in maybe three weeks. So far nothing.

  11. 11.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @JPL: The defendant’s will appeal to the 7th Cir. A finding that something is frivolous is pretty severe. Basically, frivolous means that there is no factual or legal basis for the argument. I expect another stay.

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    I am not a lawyer, let alone a judge like you. But does a US federal judge really get to rule that an appeal of his ruling to the court above his is frivolous? Were the federals conducting the John Doe investigation required to seek his leave to file that appeal?

  13. 13.

    c u n d gulag

    The frogs you always seem to find all around you are there to surround you, and protect their Queen.

    Funny, you don’t look like one!

    Maybe it’s how you belch out loud. :-)

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @Amir Khalid: The John Doe investigation is a state level proceeding. As far as you question goes though, it gets into rather technical, procedural questions about who is allowed to do what and when. The defendants filed an appeal of a preliminary decision by the judge. Once that happens the judge is supposed to wait until the appeals court takes some action before moving forward with the case. There is an exception to this rule if the judge makes a determination that the appeal is frivolous. Yesterday’s order spanked the judge for acting before he made a ruling that he believed the appeal to be frivolous. Now he has made that ruling. He is free to issue his injunction. OTOH, the appeal is patently not frivolous and the the judge should get spanked again.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    That was a Frog Action Hero.

    Hope it made it to a swamp, and not to a splat. Brave little dude.

  21. 21.

    dexwood

    Still enjoying the BJ calendar. Look at that handsome, smiling dog, Woody, in the right-hand, bottom corner.Yeah, he’s mine.

  22. 22.

    Just Some Fuckhead, Thought Leader

    @Betty Cracker: My buddy was wearing a Michigan J. Frog t-shirt and someone said to him, “So, are you from Michigan?!” and he deadpanned, “No, the frog is.”

  25. 25.

    Gin & Tonic

    @Omnes Omnibus: Speaking of spanking, your buddy Rogozin was flying to Transdniestria for Victory Day and the fascist Ukrainians wouldn’t let his plane into their airspace.

  26. 26.

    NonyNony

    @Brian R.:

    Looks like the conventional wisdom about Dems running away from the ACA can cram it.

    One Dem, somewhere, will run away from the ACA eventually though, so the conventional wisdom is saved!

    Also some Dem, somewhere, will embrace the ACA and get beaten. Which means that if they had run away from it they would have won! Another victory for conventional wisdom!

    (I’m glad to see Hagan realize that she can’t run away from the ACA. She’s GOT to tout the merits and remind people in NC of what they’re missing out on because their state government is overrun by troglodytes – and that one of said trogs is her opponent – if she wants to hold that seat.)

  28. 28.

    Trollhattan

    @chopper:

    Is there more recent info? The article I linked a few days old, and notes current conditions are similar to ’97-98, which was really big. IIRC a small El Nino can create dry conditions–a Nino we don’t need.

  29. 29.

    Elizabelle

    Incidentally, you will love the reader comments on the NYTimes story on Wonder Bread’s parent, Flowers Food, being the “most Republican company” in political donations. (Percentage of giving; obviously Americans for Prosperity and any Koch entity worth its sulphur gives more total money.)

    Many are calling Republicans The Wonder Bread Party. White, full of air, non-nutritive, empty of substance.

    Wonder Bread is poison. So are their politics. This entire article drips with irony.

    Makes sense that the most vacuous bread company would be Republican.

    What a perfect metaphor: a fluff-filled, lowest-common-denominator, value-removed product lacking sustenance and leading to constipation.

    Of course, some commenters are screaming “unions!” and “George Soros!”, but come on ….

  31. 31.

    JGabriel

    As a former Pennsyltuckian, I identify with that frogs desire to leave his home swamp by any means neccessary.

  34. 34.

    Tone In DC

    As a former Pennsyltuckian, I identify with that frog’s desire to leave his home swamp by any means necessary.

    Froggy has the Need for Speed. He’s been watching Kick Buttowski (sp) on Saturday mornings, no doubt.

  41. 41.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Omnes Omnibus: Randa needs to be removed from the bench, at once, as he apparently does not understand what the word “frivolous” means.

  43. 43.

    chopper

    @Trollhattan:

    models for the nino 3.4 region (which the NOAA uses to call an el nino) are settling in around 1.5C. the nino of 1997/8 had an ONI value of about 2.5C.

    so it’ll likely be a good one, but nothing like the freakshow that 1997 was.

    forecast could change, of course.

  45. 45.

    Amir Khalid

    @Trollhattan:
    There wasn’t a peep fromf Glenn Greenwald when the US sent the Navy to the Indian Ocean to look for a missing Malaysian plane a couple of months ago.

  46. 46.

    SatanicPanic

    @Citizen_X: unfortunately Freddie’s already claimed that our dislike of GG is based on homophobia. Who else can we battle with? FDL is old news, the GOS probably can’t get along well enough to organize for a fight. Atrios is even more navel-gazey than we are. I dunno, Gawker?

  49. 49.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @SatanicPanic: My dislike for Greenwald is based on his mercenary nature, his sucking up to neo-feudalist slime like Paul Travelling Medicine Show, and, now, his clear indifference to the plight of a bunch of black girls who have been kidnapped to be sold into sexual slavery.

  50. 50.

    Chyron HR

    @SatanicPanic:

    unfortunately Freddie’s already claimed that our dislike of GG is based on homophobia

    To be fair, so did John Cole.

  52. 52.

    WayneL

    At least the frog didn’t come up in your toilet. The first time one did that to me in Florida, I about shit my pants. Not kidding.

  54. 54.

    Trollhattan

    @chopper:

    Thank you! Appreciate the further info–as I said earlier, I don’t understand it nearly well enough but am definitely interested. (We pay our flood insurance premium no matter what.)

  55. 55.

    Villago Delenda Est

    From today’s “Shoot me now” file:

    Twit from The Blaze outraged at “cheap” society, throws Michelle Obama into the mix, in reference to the kidnapped girls in Nigeria, and Don Lemon unloads on the twit.

    The Blaze is a concentrated center of cheap outrage, based on fantasy.

  59. 59.

    Trollhattan

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Speaking of shooting, shut up, Krauthammer.

    “Climate change is superstition–like rain dance of Native Americans.”

    WTF do these people have to prove at this point? They know it’s real, it’s here and it’s worse than we’d allowed ourselves to imagine. Are the next quarter P&Ls that important?

    Oh, got it.

  61. 61.

    Patricia Kayden

    @Brian R.: Well, they voted for it so they should be proudly defending it. I’m sick and tired of Dems who vote for legislation and then allow Repubs to scare them into disparaging it. Doesn’t make sense. Repubs may be evil, but at least they vociferously defend their legislation (including bad legislation) — to the max.

  62. 62.

    Mnemosyne

    Betty, are you sure your mom didn’t take you out into the middle of a swamp and have you declared Queen of the Frogs when you were an infant? Maybe there are some pictures stashed away or something.

  64. 64.

    YellowJournalism

    All this frog talk reminds me of a joke book I used to check out of my grade school library called “The Yellow Brick Toad.” You wouldn’t think there’s enough frog jokes in this world to fit an entire book…

  65. 65.

    Patricia Kayden

    @ranchandsyrup: I’m sure Hannity will champion their cause against the evil federal government (only evil when a Democrat is in the White House, of course).

  69. 69.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @chopper: Well, of course, in pretty much the same way I’m a syndicated WaPo columnist spouting off on a three times a week basis on shit have no expertise on, but do have an ideological agenda to push.

    You know, sort of like Trofim Lysenko.

  70. 70.

    cope

    Looks like one of those Cuban tree frog invasive types. You’re supposed to catch them and put them in the freezer for a humane (?) death.

    I also live in The Mildew State and have to be mindful when unfurling the umbrellas on the pool deck as Ricky and his friends like to climb up into the umbrellas during the day. This is the time of year they come out at night and hang around the pool croaking like crazy in an effort to connect with a significant other. In the past, I have scooped mats of eggs out of the pool and given them to my grandson who watches them turn into little tadpoles and then releases them into the wetlands in his neighborhood where (I hope) they all end up as food for the native species.

  76. 76.

    Elizabelle

    @Brian R.:

    It’s amazing to me that Thom Tillis is an “establishment Republican”, when a look at his record shows he’s Tea Party without the label. It fits the MSM narrative, but today’s “establishment Republican” is not a 1990s Republican.

    And we’re seeing so many articles about Democrats are doomed! Minorities won’t turn out to vote! In Louisiana, Mary Landrieu has to pick up support among whites because those minorities won’t turn out at the polls.

    Really? We can do something about that.

    Also: re Hagan: no one writes about how much buyer’s remorse North Carolinians might be feeling about the state’s hard right turn.

    14% of all voters turned out to vote in the GOP primary: maybe that does not say what pundits think it does. It’s not necessarily apathy. Why can’t it be extraordinarily unappealing candidates?

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