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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Prescient

by Anne Laurie|  May 15, 20148:50 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Women's Rights Are Human Rights, Decline and Fall

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One of my political idols from earliest childhood:

“Politics will eventually be replaced by imagery.
The politician will be only too happy to abdicate
in favor of his image, because the image will
be much more powerful than he could ever be.”

― Bella Abzug

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Apart from Decline & Fall, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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  1. 1.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    Fyodor Zavaleykov? They were finally able to fly him out. He’s in a hospital in Russia now. He lost a lot of blood but he’ll survive.

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    I don’t like the tabs on the latest version of Firefox.

  3. 3.

    JPL

    May 15, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    Well thank you Anne. Now I’m totally depressed.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    the image will
    be much more powerful than he could ever be.”

    Just ask Reagan.

  5. 5.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    The future’s uncertain and the end is always near. . .

  6. 6.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    @JPL:

    You can look forward to Jindal’s debut on Duck Dynasty.

  7. 7.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    @raven: You’re dropping the Doors on us without any warning? Harsh.

  8. 8.

    MomSense

    May 15, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    They sort of disappear into the background. My mom is having trouble seeing them.

  9. 9.

    West of the Rockies

    May 15, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    Has the Children’s Book Council taken any heat for Flush Limbaugh winning the bloody author of the year award? NPR is infested with ditto-heads trumpeting the grandeur of their bloated bloviator.

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    @MomSense: My system updated overnight and when I logged in this morning the new FF loaded automatically. I was a bit nonplussed.

  11. 11.

    Schlemizel

    May 15, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    @Baud:
    I remember some CBS reporter telling the story of having an interview with someone in the St. Ronnie admin. They had just done a scathing piece on Reagan & the reporter (Leslie Stall?) was worried she would catch hell for it. Turns out the aide was quiet pleased because the visuals were all the blessed saint with flags flying in the background etc. The aide explained that it was all the images that people would remember they would never hear the words.

  12. 12.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I dunno, I just came from the corner eatery. Couple of mellow bands, lot’s of kids and dogs. I just ain’t in the mood to be all bummed about how awful the world is.

  13. 13.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    Betty Cracker, if Madrak is too much of a “firebag” for you, is looking at WaPo too far to the right? Where can I find a source that you will read? Maybe if Cole links to something?

  14. 14.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: My tech expert (aka the Spousal Unit) installed Pale Moon for me, for just that reason. Among other. I’m quite pleased with Pale Moon!

  15. 15.

    SatanicPanic

    May 15, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It ate my cookies too. FYFF!

    ETA- can’t remember any passwords. I got lucky I remembered one for my email, otherwise I was screwed.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    Betty Cracker,

    This is like the fifth time in the past two weeks that someone got the FPer wrong. What’s going on?

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    @Bob In Portland: No one is denying that Hunter Biden’s appointment to the board of Burisma occurred.

  18. 18.

    Billgerat

    May 15, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Me too. Before I was always asked if I wanted to update FF. This was automatic, and I am not happy about it.

  19. 19.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @Bob In Portland: I’m flattered, honestly, but this is not a Betty Cracker post!

  20. 20.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    My troll filter is working overtime with these morons.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Your posts could use more chickens.

  22. 22.

    MomSense

    May 15, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    @raven:

    Sounds like fun. I made massive quantities of spicy nachos and beans and rice and listened to the new Black Keys CD with the kids.

  23. 23.

    Pogonip

    May 15, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    Did Elmo ever find anyone to take all those kittens?

    I go to the eye doctor tomorrow. The excitement builds.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    May 15, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    @Bob In Portland:
    Fyodor!

  25. 25.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @raven:

    You must really love fascists.

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @raven: This is quite cheerful.

  27. 27.

    lurker dean

    May 15, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    @Billgerat: me three. i loaded the classic theme restorer because i hated that the “reload” button can’t be moved in the new version.

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    Totally agreed, which is what led me to install and recommend here earlier the Classic Theme Restorer add-on, with which one can set their design as preferred.

    In about five minutes, you can get send those gawdawful new tabs to the dustbin of digital history.

  29. 29.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yes, minds me of the Zippers! I was always into Western Swing too.

    Bob WIlls is Still the King

  30. 30.

    some guy

    May 15, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    The Flash is coming to TV. trailer looks decent.

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    @NotMax: Cool. Thanks.

  32. 32.

    Citizen_X

    May 15, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Fyodor!

    {Golf clap!}

  33. 33.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: At 3:42 pm this afternoon “A Humble Lurker”, when asked about the story of Hunter Biden getting that gig at Burisma, wrote:

    You don’t think maybe the fact that it hasn’t is a bit of a…I don’t know…hint maybe that it’s bullshit? If there was something better than Benghazi out there, don’t you think they’d leap on it?

    The question was why the right-wing has been avoiding the story too. And yes, the news was a couple days late in the MSM.

  34. 34.

    some guy

    May 15, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    Jeff Koons sculpture sells for $28 million. $28 million Jeff Koons sculpture a plagiarized Popeye.

    http://www.cartoonbrew.com/fine-art/did-jeff-koons-just-make-28-million-by-plagiarizing-a-dark-horse-popeye-toy-99475.html

  35. 35.

    muddy

    May 15, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    @Baud: She don’t give a buckbuck about that.

  36. 36.

    Belafon

    May 15, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    @some guy:

    Koons received permission from King Features to use Popeye for this sculpture

  37. 37.

    Pogonip

    May 15, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    @trollhattan: Is that Russian for “Hodor”?

  38. 38.

    Gravenstone

    May 15, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    @trollhattan: Mordor?

  39. 39.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    @Gravenstone: Fourdoor.

  40. 40.

    some guy

    May 15, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    @Pogonip:

    pretty sure that’s Balloon Juice for “dissonant viewpoints scare me”

  41. 41.

    Anoniminous

    May 15, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    @Baud:

    Or pants forgetting, mustard losing, car left in a field, slice of life immortalizing.

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @Bob In Portland: That wasn’t a denial of the fact; it was a denial that the fact signals a nefarious conspiracy.

  43. 43.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    @Baud:

    Your posts could use more chickens.

    And wine foil sculptures.

  44. 44.

    Pogonip

    May 15, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    @Anoniminous: It’s just another pantsless Monday…

  45. 45.

    Anoniminous

    May 15, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The lack of evidence for a nefarious conspiracy proves there was a nefarious conspiracy.

  46. 46.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Win!

  47. 47.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: And children in pest costumes.

  48. 48.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Betty doesn’t read your posts?

  49. 49.

    Billgerat

    May 15, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    @lurker dean: I’m not saying I totally hate the new FF – the tabs are screwy, and I still have trouble with the bookmarks being on the right rather than on the left, bu a few features are nice. It just takes getting used to. I just don’t like not being given a choice in the matter. I’ll be keeping the link to the Classic Theme Restorer handy in case I end up missing the old style more.

  50. 50.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 15, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Wow, I go out for dinner and look at all the fun I missed. How many threads are now crapped up?

  51. 51.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Wowzers.

    Just hopped down (between the raindrops) to the street to check the mail.

    Have seen dark clouds before. Have seen black clouds before. But this is perhaps the first time have seen a fuligin cloud, hanging wide and low of the entirety of southern coast of the island, including where tourist hotel hub Kihei is.

  52. 52.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    All of them, Katie.

  53. 53.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: All of them, Katie.

    ETA: Damn you, Baud. Damn you to hell!

  54. 54.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    @NotMax: Cane burn?

  55. 55.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    Or pants forgetting, mustard losing, car left in a field, naked mopping, shoulder-dislocating, cat-ass-shaving, slice of life immortalizing.

    Improv’d.

  56. 56.

    trollhattan

    May 15, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @Baud: @Omnes Omnibus:
    GMTA. ..jinx!

  57. 57.

    Baud

    May 15, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    You’re slow today. I blame the new Firefox.

  58. 58.

    Schlemizel

    May 15, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @raven: Are you familiar with “Bored Of the Rings?” The bold adventures of Frito Moxie and Pepsi taking the ring to be destroyed in the Zazu Pits?

  59. 59.

    Sly

    May 15, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    One of the worst things to happen in the entire history of New York Democratic Party politics was Abzug losing the 1976 Senate nomination to Moynihan (and by less than 1% of the vote).

  60. 60.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    @Schlemizel: No but my brother knew the folks in the Zasu Pitts Memorial Orchestra

  61. 61.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: No, it was merely a coincidence that the Vice President’s son gets a gig with a natural gas company in Ukraine a few weeks after Biden conferred with the coup government. It had to be a coincidence, because people in these here parts don’t believe that there is such a thing as quid pro quo. Except when that evil Dick Cheney made all that money in Iraq.

  62. 62.

    trollhattan

    May 15, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    @Schlemizel:
    Harvard Lampoon. Read it before the trilogy, which I’d still recommend, although nobody today would get Goodgulf.

  63. 63.

    Hungry Joe

    May 15, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    At noon in San Diego it was 102+ and there were nine wildfires in the county. But still, more than 50 of us descended on the Burger King on Balboa Ave. to demand $15/hr. for fast-food workers. This was part of a world-wide event. Fight for fifteen! Lucha por quince!

    About an hour ago a new fire ignited in a canyon about five miles south of us. Until now they’d all been to the north; this is the first one actually in the city. We’ve been at least 15 miles from the nearest fire, but even here the air stings your eyes — and I’m inside. Temp outside is only down to 93. This isn’t even a little bit fun.

    (I don’t want to be dramatic: We’re in no danger.)

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 9:41 pm

    @Bilgerat

    You can move the Bookmarks icon (or remove it) easily. Right-click on the title bar or menu bar, choose Customize, and drag it to where you want it to reside, or drag it to the customize storage pane to remove it from the bar.

  65. 65.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    From, like, almost 50 years ago? Oh yes.

  66. 66.

    muddy

    May 15, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    We had a back breaking day here. My son was kind enough to spend his vacation flying across the country to install a new fence for my jumpy diggy dogs. I said, let’s rent a powered augur for a day, we’ll just bang right through it.

    Well, there was all kinds of stone. You expect that here (“glaciah brought it”) but this was really ridiculous. Each 6″ augur hole turned into a 3 foot crater. It became apparent that we were accidental archaeologists. It was a 3′ high stone wall under the ground entirely, right in the exact wrong place. The rocks were very large, flat on 2 sides, and laid in an interlocking pattern.

    We were only able to do 6 sections, and Muddyson is big and strong and works like a demon. Nice vacation for him. This critical part in the front being done, I’m voting for some variations in location. This was just unreasonable.

    Wish I had some ground penetrating radar or something. My b-i-l was telling me last night about this large ridge of rock (we call that “ledge”), it’s basically a long hillside. They did some kind of tests and it turned out it’s actually an immense boulder, half in the ground.

  67. 67.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 15, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    @Bob In Portland: Good thing he’ll survive. Vasily Sergiyenko and Vyacheslav Veremyi weren’t so lucky. And where are Sergei Lefter? Yevgeny Gapich/Hapich? Irma Krat?

  68. 68.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @NotMax:

    I hope this isn’t a totally stupid question, but is there an iPad equivalent to “right-clicking”?

  69. 69.

    Gravenstone

    May 15, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @Baud: @Omnes Omnibus:

    Do that again, I dares yas

  70. 70.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    @Sly: She was great to us during Operation Dewey Canyon III in DC.

  71. 71.

    trollhattan

    May 15, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    @Hungry Joe:
    Good on ya, mate.

    Now stay safe. We’re thinking of you up north and wondering how soon Calfire will burn through their budget this year.

  72. 72.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    @Gravenstone: It was a slow hanging curve ball.

  73. 73.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    @some guy: Nobody buys a Jeff Koons piece for the “art”; they buy it for the Jeff Koons signature, which is the CoA(tm) establishing its commodity status for resale.

    You want real artcommodity mindfvckery, read this: “To Break Even in Seattle Art, Your Paintings Have to Be Made in China“. Significant Artist William Powhida (who usually works in the medium of colored pencil on lined paper) can’t deliver art to the masses without devaluing his brand… until he pays Chinese factory-paint-limners to bulk-paint copies of his “neurotic rants about the heatedly capitalist contemporary art world” on stretched canvas.

    … Each painting at Platform sells for $350.

    Meanwhile, Powhida’s non-made-in-China drawings—the pencil drawings he makes with his own hands—sell for $5,500 on the low end in New York and Los Angeles. In Seattle, art dealers say it’s virtually impossible to sell anything for more than $1,200. Powhida began showing in Seattle in 2006, but his prices have risen beyond Seattle. To afford to show in Seattle, Powhida has to hire Chinese labor…

    Thorstein Veblen would be so tickled!

  74. 74.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I demand to know how you guys knew my name was Katie.

  75. 75.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: iPad forum.

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    @raven

    Nope on the cane burn. Intimately familiar with those* (higher and mushroom-like clouds and a gray hue). Major rain cloud action. Can’t even see the West Maui mountains from here now.

    *As my front window faces west and looks down on a vista of the central isthmus, which is all cane fields except for the villages along the coasts, it sometimes looks like Mordor when there are multiple night burns going on.

  77. 77.

    Schlemizel

    May 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    @trollhattan: @SiubhanDuinne:

    I had read all 4 books before I read BOtR and I loved it! I read Tolkien to my kids when they were little and gave the the other when they were old enough. They all love it too. Thought there were a lot of product references they didn’t get Bromo-Seltzer!? But where else can you fine great writing like:
    “He would have finished him off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets, he thought, as he went back up the tunnel.”

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Google.

  79. 79.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Don’t drink wine. Or eat chicken. Or wear pants, for that matter.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Skirts, you perverts. I prefer skirts.

  80. 80.

    raven

    May 15, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    @NotMax: Best view I have from the Lavender Farm.

  81. 81.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Thanks, raven. I don’t know nuthing ’bout birthin’ usin’ no iPads. Though that may change, as a friend mentioned he wanted to give me his old iPad 1 now that he has treated himself to a shiny new tablet of some sort. Or else give me his old Nexus.

    Leery of any touchscreens, as apparently the oils on my fingers are more than normally acidic and I’m kind of anticipating the screen becoming etched. Friend who repairs computers for a living said he has never seen a touchpad like the one on my laptop, which has a veritable crater eroded into it.

  82. 82.

    Pogonip

    May 15, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    @Schlemizel: Hee. That’s my favorite bit in “Bored,” along with the backwards sentences: “Asleep they were.”

  83. 83.

    Schlemizel

    May 15, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    Dildo Bugger of Bag Eye
    Frito Bugger
    Spam Gangree
    Moxie Dingleberry
    Pepsi Dingleberry
    Stomper, or Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt
    Gimlet, son of Groin
    Legolam
    Bromosel
    Eorache
    Tim Benzedrine
    Goddam
    Sorhed, the evil wizard, ruler of Fordor
    Serutan the wizard of Isinglass

    Almost forgot the merino riders of Roi-Tan

  84. 84.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @NotMax: Are you one of the X-men?

  85. 85.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    @muddy:

    Well, there was all kinds of stone. You expect that here (“glaciah brought it”) but this was really ridiculous. Each 6″ augur hole turned into a 3 foot crater. It became apparent that we were accidental archaeologists. It was a 3′ high stone wall under the ground entirely, right in the exact wrong place. The rocks were very large, flat on 2 sides, and laid in an interlocking pattern.

    Owwww! Old folk saying: The only reliable crop in New England is rocks.

    That’s why, the longer I live here, the more I love raised-bed/ container gardening.

    Which, yeah, is no help with the jumpy diggy doggies problem!

  86. 86.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: As opposed to Benghazi? That’s actually got me smiling. Because Republicans think Benghazi is what, versus business as usual, and they can’t afford to go toe to toe with Democrats when dealing with government corruption?

  87. 87.

    Anne Laurie

    May 15, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    @Schlemizel: Ah, Bored of the Rings! “Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, son of Stuffed Shirt” is just the perfect nym for The Hero…

  88. 88.

    Bob In Portland

    May 15, 2014 at 10:04 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Or those folks in the union trade building in Odessa. Or the twelve cops shot dead in Maidan. Where did they go?

  89. 89.

    Schlemizel

    May 15, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    @Anne Laurie:
    Boggies are an unattractive yet annoying people whose numbers have decreased rather precipitously since the bottom fell out of the fairy-tale market. Slow and sullen, and yet dull, they prefer to lead simple lives of pastoral squalor. They don’t like machines more complicated than a garrote, a blackjack, or a luger, and they have always been shy of the “Big Folk” or “Biggers,” as they call us. As a rule they now avoid us, except on rare occasions when a hundred or so will get together to dry-gulch a lone farmer or hunter. They are a little people, smaller than dwarves, who consider them puny, sly, and inscrutable and often refer to them as the “boggie peril”. They seldom exceed three feet in height, but are fully capable of overpowering creatures half their size when they get the drop on them. As for the boggies of the Sty, with whom we are chiefly concerned, they are unusually drab, dressing in shiny gray suits with narrow lapels. alpine hats, and string ties. They wear no shoes , and they walk on a pair of hairy blunt instruments which can only be called feet because of the position they occupy at the end of their legs…

  90. 90.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    Double theta super-secret classified.

    Quasi-related cartoon you might like.

    @raven

    Pretty. All that’s missing is a smell-o-vision app.

    The empty lot directly across the street always has one or two cars that park there shortly before sunset so that tourists can ogle and film the view I get from my window.

  91. 91.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 15, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    @raven:

    Thanks, Raven! That’ll save me any number of annoying, lengthy trips to the Genius Bar.

  92. 92.

    lurker dean

    May 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    @Billgerat: i feel pretty much the same, the lack of warning was more problematic than the actual change. but the inability to move the reload button was enough for me to load the classic theme.

  93. 93.

    Ruckus

    May 15, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    They do suck donkey balls don’t they?

    I’m on a quest to send them a feedback every day till they fix it. Go to the help pulldown and send them one. Or one a day. Maybe they will get the message. I doubt it but it can’t hurt either.

  94. 94.

    Mnemosyne

    May 15, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    @NotMax:

    You should get a screen protector — then at least you’re damaging the $10 piece of plastic and not the actual iPad screen.

    I have screen protectors on my devices because I am clumsy and do things like drop chicken salad on the screen when I’m trying to eat lunch and check email at the same time.

  95. 95.

    Steeplejack

    May 15, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Join the crowd. Lot of other stuff I don’t like, but someone (NotMax?) told me it was because I had customized too much. Apparently, if you just run vanilla Firefox, the changes are not as noticeable.

    ETA: If it really bothers you, here’s an add-on that will resquare the tabs.

    ETFA: As usual, read the fucking thread first.

  96. 96.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 15, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    @Steeplejack: I have already installed it and am happier. I am still bothered at least as much by the involuntary upgrade as I am the substance of the change.

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    May 15, 2014 at 11:43 pm

    @Steeplejack

    IIRC, that was commenter max.

    No such thing as too much browser customization, IMHO.

  98. 98.

    the Conster

    May 15, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    When I lived in Connecticut I would plant pansies and end up with the first row of a stone wall. We joked about opening a rock farm with Japanese investors.

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2014 at 12:02 am

    @the Conster: When I lived in CT, my family simply based landscaping decisions around the placement of rocks.

  100. 100.

    Billgerat

    May 16, 2014 at 12:06 am

    @NotMax: Thanks.

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