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by John Cole|  June 7, 20148:39 pm| 56 Comments

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It was just too damned nice to think about politics or blog today. Seventy to 80 with blue skies, a breeze, and no humidity. I seriously wish it was like this year round.

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  1. 1.

    Burnspbesq

    June 7, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    Good game so far between Rangers and Kings, and between Charlotte and Denver (pro lax).

    US looked good against Nigeria.

  2. 2.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    June 7, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    I am waiting for the NBA finals tomorrow and the drama of LeBron James. Will they have the AC on ?

  3. 3.

    Walker

    June 7, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Hanging out at the drive in (with its new digital projector) to watch Edge of Tomorrow. I have gotten to the point that I prefer drive-ins over regular theaters.

  4. 4.

    PsiFighter37

    June 7, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Gorgeous day here in NYC – mid-80s with virtually no humidity. A little warm for my liking, but it beats the standard humidity-ridden summer days at this temperature.

    Getting a late workout in after stuffing my face with BBQ at the festival at Madison Square Park and getting my wedding suit measurements taken this morning. Less than 100 days until the big day, and so many fun little details to figure out between now and then.

  5. 5.

    nancy darling

    June 7, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    John, If you are a weather wimp, move to SoCal. When I lived there, bad weather was rain on Saturday messing up your weekend. Now, I think they are doing rain dances in the whole state.

    I am a weather wimp too. I have sweat barrels since I moved to the Ozarks. Humidity is a bitch here—not to mention chiggers and ticks!

  6. 6.

    mattH

    June 7, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    I’m jealous, it’s been in the mid to upper 80s the last week and mid to upper 90s the week before.

  7. 7.

    lamh36

    June 7, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    Well, I’m not going to DC. Suffice it to say sometimes family can sure kill a good time.

    It became obvious early last week, that I was more interested in taking this trip in July than my family was.

    Oh well, I’ve got to resign myself to the fact that if I want to travel, I’ll just have to become comfortable travelling and doing things by myself.

    I’m basically an introverted person, but I really don’t like to go out for a movie or to eat alone. I’m basically too used to big family things.

    I sent an email to my Senator and Congressional Rep to cancel my White House tour request.

    Le sigh…

  8. 8.

    ranchandsyrup

    June 7, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    Had sports jeopardy audition today. Did a 30 question test to whittle down 300 to 25 and made it through. 2nd section was a mock game and interview. Now have to wait to see if I get cast over the next year.
    It was fun. Did it in the wheel of fortune studio and I got busted messing with the wheel.

  9. 9.

    ThresherK

    June 7, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    LA scored to pull within one, then the Rangers got that back in…11 seconds?

    I remember when opposite sides scoring goals 20 seconds apart seemed fast.

  10. 10.

    rda909

    June 7, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    Move to Santa Monica, CA. It is exactly like that about 95% of the year. We all make our own choices in life!

  11. 11.

    KG

    June 7, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    @Walker: when have theaters ever been a better option than a drive in? Sadly, there aren’t many (any?) drive ins in Southern California these days

  12. 12.

    PsiFighter37

    June 7, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    I had mentioned on here a few weeks back about one of my good friends (and one of my groomsmen) being in a severe funk (likely serious depression). I’ve been chatting with his brother, and it appears that they finally convinced him (somehow) to go see a therapist. That said, I still haven’t spoken to him directly in 3 weeks now, and frankly with my wedding coming up in about 3 months, I have to make a decision about whether to drop him or not. What do y’all think is the right move / if I should let him go, the right way to go about giving him the news gently?

    I also haven’t sent his wedding invitation yet (the only person I haven’t mailed) because I don’t have any honest idea about what condition he is in. If he is still drinking regularly, uncouth, and generally a loose cannon, I’m not sure I even want him to attend.

  13. 13.

    PsiFighter37

    June 7, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    @rda909: Having my bachelor party there at the beginning of August and SO looking forward to it, a lot due to the fact that the weather is phenomenal in that part of LA all year round.

  14. 14.

    SatanicPanic

    June 7, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I know I wouldn’t be able to resist giving it a spin

  15. 15.

    schrodinger's cat

    June 7, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    Got back from India on Tuesday, but still a bit jetlagged, 9.30 hour time difference is a bit hard to get used to.

    Caturday Kitteh agrees.

  16. 16.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Denver has won 19 straight regular-season games, but Charlotte has a one-goal lead early in the fourth quarter. Shot clock and two-point line mean this one is far from over.

    Playing goal in lax is a fool’s errand at any level, but in the pros, where everybody can shoot it 100 mph? You gotta be nutz.

  17. 17.

    Ash Can

    June 7, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Don’t ask us. We’re strangers. Ask his brother.

  18. 18.

    SatanicPanic

    June 7, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    @KG: There’s one in Imperial Beach and I think there’s still one in Santee.

  19. 19.

    Schlemizel

    June 7, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    It was cold and often rainy today but we got the move done without any major disruptions or meltdowns. The grandkids are excited as hell to have their very own bedrooms & they got to choose the colors the folks painted them this week. I’m a bit stiff & sore but I’ll live. Had stuffed baked potatoes because we didn’t feel like fussing & they were exceptionally good tonight.

  20. 20.

    ThresherK

    June 7, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    @burnspbesq: What do think of those new ads for the lacrosse gear maker which are popping up during lax games?

  21. 21.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    @nancy darling:

    John, If you are a weather wimp, move to SoCal.

    Better watch out where you move. Some people don’t like it when it gets into triple digits, even when it’s a dry heat, and there are plenty of places in SoCal where that’s common in the summer.

  22. 22.

    Schlemizel

    June 7, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    @Ash Can:
    Brother? Why not give _him_ a call and talk to him. If he is battling depression he might appreciate the chance to talk to someone.

  23. 23.

    Poopyman

    June 7, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Just checked in on the ISEE-3 Reboot:

    06/05/14: We have received authorization from NASA to communicate with (and command) ISEE-3 until 25 June. Meanwhile, analysis of telemetry from ISEE- 3 shows that *ALL* of its science instruments are still powered on. Telemetry also shows that ISEE-3 has a power margin of +28 watts – after 36 years. It is important to note that ISEE-3 has not had a functioning battery for decades. Indeed, this power capacity is what was projected for the spacecraft to have had in 1982 after 4 years in space.
    …

    I was on the launch team at GSFC way back then, so it’s really cool to see this thing come off.

    And they sure don’t make satellites like they used to.

  24. 24.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Don’t like it, but the equipment makers are paying the bills, so I’ll live. It’s better than having no TV from Memorial Day until the second weekend in February.

  25. 25.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    @Poopyman: That is very cool. It’s also very cool that NASA is letting them do this. Is there nothing that Kerbal Space Program can’t solve?

    I don’t know, there’s a couple of recent rovers that have made everyone proud.

  26. 26.

    ThresherK

    June 7, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    @burnspbesq: I don’t really mind the idea of selling kids on lacrosse, but the bit about how it’ll help him get cheerleaders reminds me of an equally silly, yet fake, ad on Adult Swim about how the recorder (the musical instrument) will help the buyer get groupies, who are as crazy for that as they are for guitar gods.

  27. 27.

    lamh36

    June 7, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Sorry for going political, but damnit this pisses me off.

    So no surprise, but this is what the Faux News Fuckers and the other media assholes have aided and abetted…FBI: Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s parents have received threats

    …All the while, a fallen soldier’s mother and a former member of Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s unit pressed assertions Saturday that troops were killed while searching for him in Afghanistan. Officials say that there is no such evidence.
    “Yes, men were injured and killed in the search for him,” former Sgt. Matt Vierkant, a member of Bergdahl’s platoon, told CNN. “The mission was to find Bergdahl.”
    Pentagon and Army officials have looked at such claims, and “right now there is no evidence to back that up,” a U.S. official told CNN on Thursday…

  28. 28.

    Ash Can

    June 7, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @Schlemizel: That too.

  29. 29.

    Mnemosyne

    June 7, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @KG:

    It’s technically not a drive-in, but there are outdoor movies in Los Angeles. We’re going to see “Blazing Saddles” at the Autry in August. Make sure you bring a (low) beach chair and not a regular lawn chair or they’ll make you sit on the grass.

  30. 30.

    MattR

    June 7, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    @burnspbesq: The fact that multiple players can hit 110 under the right conditions is ridiculous. I do like the twist where they are giving a fan the opportunity to compete in the fastest shot competition at the all-star game. Would love to see Mike Birney make the trip to Boston and throw his hat in the ring.

  31. 31.

    srv

    June 7, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    @Poopyman: I wonder what else we could hijack on the DSN

  32. 32.

    Anoniminous

    June 7, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    @Poopyman:

    That’s neat.

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    June 7, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    @lamh36:

    Family! You really need to find a friend or two who likes to travel, or at least a friend in the area you want to visit who can show you around.

    @PsiFighter37:

    Uninviting your friend entirely will probably break the friendship permanently. As someone else suggested, I would talk to his brother or parents first. You might be able to get away with telling him that you don’t want to put the financial burden of being a groomsman on him, but completely withdrawing the invitation will mean breaking off the friendship entirely.

  34. 34.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Shit. 4-4. Getting ready to vomit.

    Charlotte wins. Denver streak (which was actually 25; they won their last six regular season games in 2012) ends.

  35. 35.

    JaneE

    June 7, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    @efgoldman: The Joshua Trees are moving into the Owens valley. It was too cold for them there 20 years ago, but now they are all the way up to Olancha. So much for the Great Basin climate zone, we are now the Mojave.

  36. 36.

    lamh36

    June 7, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    Is Prince already in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Cause if not…

    @GuitarPlayerNow
    Wonder how Prince handles a bass solo? Stop what you’re doing and watch: http://j.mp/1uzRPsr pic.twitter.com/LJLyxqy3uO

  37. 37.

    Phoebes in Santa Fe

    June 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    I was watching the Belmont this afternoon and was pretty disgusted by the mean remarks made by the owner of California what-ever when his horse didn’t win the third race of the triple Crown. He was completely ungracious in his remarks about the other owners. Must be a Republican…

  38. 38.

    raven

    June 7, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    The Triple Crown drought continues and California Chrome co-owner Steve Coburn doesn’t think it will end any time soon because of “cowards.”

    Moments after California Chrome finished tied for fourth place at the Belmont Stakes on Saturday, Coburn delivered a harsh rebuke to Belmont winner Tonalist as well as the entire world of horse racing. Coburn fumed over the fact that rested horses who did not participate in all legs of the Triple Crown are permitted to compete against those who have made the grueling trek from Churchill Downs to Pimlico and finally on to Belmont Park.

  39. 39.

    lamh36

    June 7, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I did have this one friend, but she’s about the have a baby this month, so her travelling days are behind her for the time being.

  40. 40.

    PsiFighter37

    June 7, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    @Mnemosyne: This is true. Unfortunately I haven’t gotten much details from his family, and I had to reach out after not hearing for a week to get any details. They also think that NYC was bad for his mental state, and (unfortunately) I was his best friend while he was here. I think that might limit the information I get.

  41. 41.

    Mnemosyne

    June 7, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    @raven:

    Honestly, I think he has a point. If you were doing hockey playoffs, would it be fair to bring in a team that had a month of rest and put them up against a team that only had a two-day break?

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 7, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    @Mnemosyne: They are separate races, aren’t they? Why should the rules be changed to make easier to have a Triple Crown winner?

  43. 43.

    Mnemosyne

    June 7, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):

    Why have a Triple Crown if the point of the other two races is to bring in spoilers?

  44. 44.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 7, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    @Mnemosyne: @efgoldman: It is a big deal because it is hard. They are separate races. It’s been this way for years. Why change it? And they aren’t spoilers; they are horses who the owners and trainers think have a good chance of winning that race.

    I also do not approve of escorting people up Everest; either you can climb it or you can’t – I am agnostic on oxygen.

  45. 45.

    MattR

    June 7, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    @efgoldman: @Mnemosyne: 7 figure bonus or not, IMO the Triple Crown is not supposed to be a contest. It is supposed to be an achievement that says you took on all comers and still won all three races, much like the Grand Slam in tennis or golf.

  46. 46.

    Frankensteinbeck

    June 7, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    @lamh36:
    And CNN frames the whole thing in terms of Republican talking points. Now *I* want a drink.

  47. 47.

    nancy darling

    June 7, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Better watch out where you move. Some people don’t like it when it gets into triple digits, even when it’s a dry heat, and there are plenty of places in SoCal where that’s common in the summer.

    Stay within a few miles of the beach.

  48. 48.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 7, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    @MattR: Again, we agree on this. Nice examples. I was going to go with stuff from rugby, which isn’t always persuasive – the Triple Crown is like winning a Grand Slam in the Six Nations.

  49. 49.

    nancy darling

    June 7, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    @Roger Moore: In my 42 years in L.A. county, I never had air conditioning.

  50. 50.

    mclaren

    June 8, 2014 at 12:22 am

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):

    Shame on you for bringing race into this.

  51. 51.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 8, 2014 at 12:27 am

    @mclaren: OMG, you are capable of humor. One is shocked.

  52. 52.

    mclaren

    June 8, 2014 at 12:27 am

    The Texas Republican party platform for 2016 looks like a winner:

    We revere the sanctity of human life and therefore oppose genocide, euthanasia, and assisted suicide. (..)

    Properly applied capital punishment is legitimate, is an effective deterrent, and should be swift and unencumbered.

    Texas Republicans venerate human life, so kill ’em all slow and let ’em die screaming.

    And of course it’s not enough to kill the adults — gotta kill the kids too:

    All adult citizens should have the legal right to conscientiously choose which vaccines are administered to themselves, or their minor children, without penalty for refusing a vaccine. We oppose any effort by any authority to mandate such vaccines or any medical database that would contain personal records of citizens without their consent.

    Shorter Texas 2016 Republican platform: Die, die, die, everybody die! Kill you all, make you suffer!

    Not just the kids ‘n the adults, but the entire human race:

    While we all strive to be good stewards of the earth, “climate change” is a political agenda which attempts to control every aspect of our lives. We urge government at all levels to ignore any plea for money to fund global climate change or “climate justice” initiatives.

    Absolutely perfect. The perfect storm of evil + insanity. Everything we’ve come to expect from the great state of Texas.

  53. 53.

    Michael G

    June 8, 2014 at 1:33 am

    @nancy darling: I think that John should move to Ventura. For some reason it fits his demeanor perfectly. Also it is between 72 and 78 almost every day of the year, or so it seems.

  54. 54.

    WaterGirl

    June 8, 2014 at 2:19 am

    @PsiFighter37: I’m not sure I understand the connection between him being in a depression and your wanting to drop him from the wedding.

    If you’re worried about a possible no show at the last minute, you could always arrange in advance for another friend to be on stand-by.

    Otherwise, is there some reason you wouldn’t want him in your wedding?

  55. 55.

    JW

    June 8, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    @mclaren: Piffle.

    The Great State of Texas has no patent on lunacy. ‘Course it’s easy to hit a large target.

  56. 56.

    Paul in KY

    June 9, 2014 at 8:52 am

    @Phoebes in Santa Fe: He’s a whiner. Rules have been the same for many, many years. Seattle Slew faced new shooters. So did others.

    Chrome broke badly, stumbled, & cut his foot right at beginning of race. That was probably it right there.

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