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Late Night Music Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  June 8, 20141:50 am| 33 Comments

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Silly Song of Summer, courtesy of a commentor who probably prefers not to be named. Ah, the risibility of teenage boys, and their inappropriate arousal at the the most ridiculous moments, in response to middle-aged checkout clerks or pandering advertising billboards…

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  1. 1.

    fleeting expletive

    June 8, 2014 at 2:07 am

    Let’s just say I had a thousand bucks to contribute to political campaigns. I might, but I’d have to be convinced. To whom should I contribute, and how would I distribute it. Allison Grimes?

  2. 2.

    Amir Khalid

    June 8, 2014 at 2:09 am

    The obvious riposte.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    June 8, 2014 at 2:15 am

    @fleeting expletive:

    I’ll put in another plug for State Senator Nina Turner, who is running for Secretary of State in Ohio.

    Grimes needs to be convincing that she’s actually fighting.

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but even Landrieu is fighting harder.

    How about the North Dakota dude?

  4. 4.

    ? Martin

    June 8, 2014 at 2:17 am

    @fleeting expletive: I’d want to see a post-primary poll before I contributed to that race, but it’d be high on my list. Brasley in Iowa would also be high on my list.

  5. 5.

    Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty)

    June 8, 2014 at 2:20 am

    I’ve been digging this song lately – Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1 by The Mountain Goats

  6. 6.

    ruemara

    June 8, 2014 at 2:51 am

    I spent all day shooting at a Ren Faire. And I lost my phone, which means I have no contact with anyone until I spring for another phone. And my dim mother got a call from someone asking if she knew anyone who was missing their phone and she only considered herself, her husband and her boys. Jesus. I get real tired of being invisible, but DAMN, you could have thought just a little bit, mom. Annoying. I may have to smash something. But a good time was had by all. Except for musicians.

  7. 7.

    Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty)

    June 8, 2014 at 2:57 am

    @ruemara: I love Ren Fairs!

    Random fact, fairly considerable overlap between adult Ren Fair types and the BDSM crowd.

  8. 8.

    ruemara

    June 8, 2014 at 3:08 am

    @Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty): I noted the presence of certain accoutrements that had a “safe word required” feel at many of the booths.

  9. 9.

    jl

    June 8, 2014 at 3:23 am

    @ruemara:

    ” I noted the presence of certain accoutrements that had a “safe word required” feel at many of the booths. ”

    The one or two I’ve been to, that would be the ‘food’.

  10. 10.

    A Humble Lurker

    June 8, 2014 at 3:29 am

    @Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty): Well that’s a no-brainer when you consider all the medieval torture devices.

  11. 11.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    June 8, 2014 at 3:30 am

    Fountains of Wayne Stacy’s Mom

  12. 12.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    June 8, 2014 at 5:35 am

    @Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty):

    Swiped from my FB feed today:

    “Secret bucket list #12
    Get way in shape, super aesthetic.
    Go to dance club
    talk to somewhat drunk pretty girl looking to get picked up
    invite her home for role play
    Get her home, open door
    DnD session just starting
    She looks at me, suddenly wearing cloak and elf ears.
    “Guys i found a bard”

  13. 13.

    bago

    June 8, 2014 at 5:48 am

    Wow. This ATF fact sheet is interesting.http://www.atf.gov/publications/factsheets/factsheet-us-bomb-data-center.html

    Year Explosives Hurt Fatalities
    2013* 5,909 390 31
    2012 5,815 159 21
    2011 5,219 36 5
    2010 4,897 99 22
    2009 3,886 57 4
    2008 4,198 97 15
    2007 3,143 60 15
    2006 3,797 135 14
    2005 4,031 148 19
    2004 3,919 263 36

    As if something happened in 2007.

  14. 14.

    bago

    June 8, 2014 at 5:54 am

    @Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty): It’s all about putting on the leathers.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    June 8, 2014 at 5:54 am

    What an insipid, wearisome video.

  16. 16.

    kdaug

    June 8, 2014 at 6:28 am

    Green balloons.

  17. 17.

    Pogonip

    June 8, 2014 at 8:58 am

    @Major Major Major Major (formerly J.Ty): Really? I didn’t know that. I like costume parties in general, and a Ren fair is just a giant costume party. Had no idea that there was anything that, Er, exotic going on behind the scenes.

  18. 18.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    June 8, 2014 at 9:51 am

    Always classy:

    The father of Bowe Bergdahl, the Idaho soldier released from captivity in a controversial prisoner swap with the Taliban, has received emailed death threats that authorities are investigating, an Idaho police chief said on Saturday….
    …The threats came as Hailey, a tourist community of some 8,000 people in the mountains of central Idaho, was buffeted by hundreds of vitriolic phone calls and emails.

    This is no longer my country.

  19. 19.

    rikyrah

    June 8, 2014 at 10:13 am

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    This is no longer my country.

    Dude, this has always been America’s Way.

    The only thing that shocks me is that folks have been shocked by the GOP.

    Their ‘ patriotism’ was always nothing but rhetorical bullshyt.

    Not remotely shocked by what they’ve done to the Bergdahl’s.

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 8, 2014 at 10:24 am

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate: What percentage of people are doing it? There always have been and always will be assholes. OTOH, in Madison, city police brought cakes to the same sex weddings going on over the weekend. Not everything sucks.

  21. 21.

    Elizabelle

    June 8, 2014 at 10:48 am

    Good morning.

    DC area Balloon Juicers: Mark your calendar for a meetup this Wednesday night, June 11, in Alexandria, VA, probably near the King Street Metro station (or Old Town). Place TBC (or we could do a pub walk …)

    Dee Loralei and her son will be visiting for 2 days; she’d love your suggestions too on what attractions they (and her father) should catch.

    Anne Laurie will put up a meetup thread later.

  22. 22.

    Amir Khalid

    June 8, 2014 at 10:57 am

    Does anyone here remember a 1993 movie about homeless people in New York, The Saint of Fort Washington, starring Danny Glover and Matt Dillon? I saw it on the telly years ago and found it very moving, but have never heard much about it. Its IMDB entry consists of just one plot summary — no cast list or credits — and if you order it on Amazon, Warner Bros. has to burn it onto a DVD-R just for you. Ebert had kind things to say about it, though.

  23. 23.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    June 8, 2014 at 11:14 am

    @Amir Khalid:
    Yes, I saw that movie. My recollection is that it came and went fairly quickly. Americans are a bit squeamish about confronting the issue of homelessness.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    June 8, 2014 at 11:23 am

    @Amir Khalid

    As a director, Tim Hunter does seem almost addicted to accentuating treacle.

    TV Guide‘s review was somewhat less than kind.

  25. 25.

    Bob In Portland

    June 8, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Ukrainian army shelling civilian population areas in Slavyansk. People dying.

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    June 8, 2014 at 2:15 pm

    @Bob In Portland:
    And of course the Ukrainian military are shelling Ukrainian civilians out of pure wickedness, because they’re just that way, and because there are absofreakinglutely no Russian or Russian-backed forces anywhere in “the” Ukraine, n’est-ce pas?

  27. 27.

    Bob In Portland

    June 8, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Didn’t say that. Can you only discuss things by pretending to speak for me? Rather poor skills, don’t you think?

    I’m saying the US backed this coup, created a regime that is antithetical to ethnic Russians and is continuing to kill civilians.

    What do you expect the outcome will be? The troublemakers will be eliminated and everyone will start taking Ukrainian language classes? If you want peace you sit down and talk.

  28. 28.

    Amir Khalid

    June 8, 2014 at 3:19 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    I’m saying the US backed this coup

    On what evidence, really? And why is Russia so threatened by political developments in a nation so much smaller and militarily weaker than itself that it must meddle in that other nation’s affairs?

  29. 29.

    Bob In Portland

    June 8, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Really? You won’t even admit that the US backed this coup? Really? The US has a seventy-year history with Ukrainian fascists. You think that they cut off the relationship with them last November?

    How about Syria? Do you deny that the US has its hands in that one? How about El Salvador? Did some of those death squad officers get their training at the School of the Americas?

    You know, I find it curious that all these allegedly clever liberal/progressives here can’t seem to get their head around American post-WWII foreign policy. Well, if Obama says that he’s for peace in Ukraine then the billion bucks in aid must be for peace.

    Let me know when you notice what our foreign policy has been all of your life.

  30. 30.

    chopper

    June 8, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    @Ultraviolet Thunder:

    “i put on my robe and wizard hat”

  31. 31.

    chopper

    June 8, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    You won’t even admit that the US backed this coup?

    i think that’s the whole point of him asking you for evidence. which apparently you have none of.

  32. 32.

    Mnemosyne

    June 8, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    @chopper:

    His evidence is events of 70 and 40 years ago, because absolutely nothing in geopolitics has changed since, say, 1989. Obviously.

  33. 33.

    Paul in KY

    June 9, 2014 at 8:55 am

    @fleeting expletive: She could sure use it. Her or Michelle Nunn down in Georgia.

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