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You are here: Home / Gun Issues / Gun nuts / Awww, Poor Baby

Awww, Poor Baby

by John Cole|  July 12, 20145:47 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts, Schadenfreude, Sociopaths

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Smallest-Violin

So sad:

George Zimmerman has no job, no home, no income but spends $100 a month on vacations and $200 a month on psychological counseling, according to a financial affidavit he recently filed in his divorce case.

Zimmerman, 30, is the former Neighborhood Watch volunteer acquitted last year of murdering Trayvon Martin, an unarmed black 17-year-old.

Immediately after the shooting – Feb. 26, 2012 – he quit his job and went into hiding with his wife, Shellie, but two months after his acquittal, she filed for divorce, saying he had taken to the road and would not tell her where he was and what he was doing.

As part of the divorce case, Zimmerman filed a financial affidavit last week, spelling out his income, assets and debts.

He listed his total assets at $14,000 – most of that is his 2008 Honda pickup. His debts total $2.5 million, most of that is money he owes criminal defense attorneys Mark O’Mara and Don West.

According to his paperwork, Zimmerman has no job, pays nothing for rent or a mortgage and has no health insurance.

He spends $350 a month for medical care plus $200 a month for psychological, psychiatric or mental health counseling.

He also spends $100 a month on vacations, he wrote.

Zimmerman’s legal defense fund, which raised more than $400,000, now has a balance of $300, according to the affidavit.

It is not clear what happened to any money he earned from the sale of a painting on eBay in December. The winning bid was $100,000. There is no mention of it in his affidavit.

His banking account has $650, he reported.

This makes me happy.

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  1. 1.

    Mustang Bobby

    July 12, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    Karma, thou art a heartless bitch. Bwahahaha.

  2. 2.

    Betty Cracker

    July 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    $350 per month in medical care, excluding psych treatment? Here’s hoping that’s to treat a particularly nasty case of genital warts.

  3. 3.

    ronin122

    July 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Well where are the wingnuts offering him a post in their welfare circuit? I mean come on, he was the poster child for Stand Your Ground laws and making sure “dem negroes” know their place. You’d think for all their original support they’d put him on a pedestal, not just abandon his sorry ass. Not that he deserves their help, just surprised that the RW loons moved on to their next shiny.

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    July 12, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    @Betty Cracker: He’s probably eligible for subsidized Obamacare insurance…

  5. 5.

    ⚽️ Martin

    July 12, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    I’ll be happier when he can no longer afford to buy Skittles or iced tea.

  6. 6.

    Mike in NC

    July 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    $100K for some crappy painting? That’s impressive.

    But Zim would probably do quite nicely appearing at Klan marches, Tea Party rallies, and gun shows as a motivational speaker.

  7. 7.

    Betty Cracker

    July 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    @dmsilev: Not in FL. Our stupid wingnut legislature rejected Medicaid expansion.

  8. 8.

    ⚽️ Martin

    July 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    @ronin122: I think they were happy to early on. The visit to the gun manufacturer seems to have been a turning point, shifting public perception over a line from ‘self defense’ to ‘ammosexual’. That and the fundraisers to buy him guns seem to have made him politically untouchable.

  9. 9.

    JoyfulA

    July 12, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    @dmsilev: Medicaid, if FL had expanded it.

  10. 10.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    $100 a month on vacations?!?!? What on earth does that mean?

  11. 11.

    Chris

    July 12, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Wingnut welfare being what it is, I doubt he’ll stay broke long.

  12. 12.

    p.a.

    July 12, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Maybe EricSonOfEric or Rush Blimpbaugh need a manservant. Will Zim pass the security check?

  13. 13.

    Gene108

    July 12, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    I am assuming the money is stashed somewhere. I doubt anyone is truly honest on disclosure of assets in a divorce.

  14. 14.

    ⚽️ Martin

    July 12, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    @WereBear: Gun show passes.

  15. 15.

    another Holocene human

    July 12, 2014 at 6:02 pm

    @⚽️ Martin: Really, I mean there was a turning point for those who had no shame gloating over the death of an innocent teenage boy?

  16. 16.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 12, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    . His debts total $2.5 million, most of that is money he owes criminal defense attorneys Mark O’Mara and Don West.

    I hope they get stiffed. I believe in a strong legal defense, but my recollection is that O’Mara blatantly played the race card in his closing statement and his statements to the press afterward.

  17. 17.

    azlib

    July 12, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    The right wing only takes care of their own. Zimmerman was never one of them – only a useful tool.

  18. 18.

    drkrick

    July 12, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    @Gene108:

    I am assuming the money is stashed somewhere. I doubt anyone is truly honest on disclosure of assets in a divorce.

    Zimmerman has specific history about that – didn’t Shellie wind up taking a perjury rap for lying to keep him eligible for a PD. It would pretty reckless for him to take that chance again, in other words completely in character.

  19. 19.

    22over7

    July 12, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    I’m not so sure, Gene108. Zimmerman is not one to think ahead. It’s just as likely that he’s spent it all and is living on Daddy’s checks.

  20. 20.

    kc

    July 12, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    His attorneys charged him nearly $3 million?

  21. 21.

    Violet

    July 12, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    I hope his wife’s attorneys do a little digging into his financial statements. He’s not that bright. Unless he’s hired some really smart people to hide his money, it’s got to be there somewhere. Unless he’s spent it already. But if so, on what? Hookers and blow?

  22. 22.

    Peter

    July 12, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    It doesn’t make me happy. It’s not like he’s going to learn anything from his current circumstances.

  23. 23.

    Anya

    July 12, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Those assholes got lots of publicity from the case. Didn’t CNN hire O’mera as a legal consultant.

  24. 24.

    Violet

    July 12, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    Didn’t Zimmerman have some girlfriend that called the cops on him awhile ago? Maybe he gave her the money?

  25. 25.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2014 at 6:25 pm

    i hope that unrepentant fucker has a miserable life, spent in reflection of his taking a life that had no justification other than in his own biased and disturbed psyche

  26. 26.

    Ken T

    July 12, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yeah, I do truly hope they get completely stiffed.

  27. 27.

    Aimai

    July 12, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Didnt he and his wife lie to the judge during the first trial about how much money he had raised with his online defense fund?

  28. 28.

    Redshift

    July 12, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    @ronin122: I think the reality is that unless you can bring in bucks as a speaker, or you have connections as an ex-public official that can help lobbyists, wingnut welfare isn’t all its cracked up to be. Just like everything else in conservatism, they’ll claim to “support” the little guy, but in reality he’ll always get screwed.

  29. 29.

    Cckids

    July 12, 2014 at 6:38 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: their whole defense was to sh*t all over Trayvon Martin, & completely destroy his memory. It would be justice if their firm went under, but of course it won’t.

    Carrying that stupid slab of concrete into court & saying ” Trayvon was armed with this” was so stupid, but apparently effective. So infuriating.

  30. 30.

    dedc79

    July 12, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    It is not clear what happened to any money he earned from the sale of a painting on eBay in December. The winning bid was $100,000. There is no mention of it in his affidavit.

    Man, I knew that dying could be the best thing to happen to an artist with respect to sales of their work. I didn’t know until now that killing someone else could have the same effect.

  31. 31.

    Ruckus

    July 12, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    Let’s see, he has a history of lying about money in court, he is a cold blooded murderer (he is in my eyes), he can’t seem to inspire women to stay with him for any length of time, even the RWNJs don’t seem to want anything to do with him….

    What a delightful human being he must be!

  32. 32.

    ASV

    July 12, 2014 at 6:45 pm

    How is it possible to spend $100/month on vacations? You can probably go on something you’d call a vacation for $100, but is that something you’d want to do monthly?

  33. 33.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    @Ruckus: Indeed. It’s not enough, but “Being Zimmerman” is a punishment in and of itself.

  34. 34.

    shelley

    July 12, 2014 at 6:47 pm

    $100 a month on vacations?!?!? What on earth does that mean?

    Gas money. According to his (ex) wife, he just takes to the road, randomly.

  35. 35.

    Violet

    July 12, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    @shelley: Okay, but where does he sleep? In his truck? $100 a month won’t really get him much of a road trip just in gas costs alone, let alone food and accommodations.

  36. 36.

    shelley

    July 12, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    Love that teeny-tiny violin. Would love to get that as a prize in a Cracker Jack box.

  37. 37.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    I can hardly count the number of glib motherfuckers who have said “I’d rather be judged by 12 men the carried by 6!”

    Those fools have no idea the forms of hell they unleash on themselves when they chose to shot another human. Its not a simple clean clean and then back to your normal life. They really need to consider that case of Mister Z because his end is more common thatn they think.

  38. 38.

    raven

    July 12, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    Supermoon tonight.

  39. 39.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    I assume the $100/month is an average. He takes 2 $600 trips a year or 1 $1200 trip. That at least would make sense

  40. 40.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    @raven:
    First of 3, they are not that rare but its cool we are going to get 3 of the this summer!

    Rainy here may not get to see this months.

    EDIT: my Native American friend tells me this June full moon was called the ‘popcorn moon’ by his nation and that some midwestern nations called it the “green corn moon”. No use to that information but I like the poetry of it.

  41. 41.

    Cckids

    July 12, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    @Violet: maybe it’s $1200 annually, & they divided to get a monthly budget. That’s how financial planners tell you to do it.

    Eta: or, what Schmeziel said

  42. 42.

    raven

    July 12, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    @Schlemizel: I’m going out to a nice spot with my camera.

  43. 43.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    @Schlemizel: Yes, that makes sense. Now I just wonder where he’s getting the money. No job & debt means no vacay for most folks.

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    @raven

    Now have a mental image of a teenaged Clark Kent getting rowdy with his high school buds in the back of a pick-up while driving down Main Street on a Saturday night in Smallville.

  45. 45.

    Steeplejack

    July 12, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    @Violet:

    It might be an average. I pay my car insurance twice a year, but if I had to make a list of monthly expenses I might put “Car insurance, x,” with x being 1/12th of the annual total.

    ETA: @Schlemizel:

    What you said.

  46. 46.

    Glocksman

    July 12, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    @⚽️ Martin:

    That was the turning point for me.
    My opinion went from ‘situation escalated out of control due to his actions, but he had no intent to kill’ to ‘the motherfuck started the confrontation wanting an excuse to use his gun’.

    @Schlemizel:

    There is a logic to that thought, but as you noted there are significant legal, moral, economic, and psychological issues that someone who kills another, even if it’s totally justified self defence, has to deal with .

    Unless you’re a sociopath. Then you don’t care about the moral, ethical, and psych issues.

    There are reasons why cops who shoot someone get mandatory time off and psychological counseling.

  47. 47.

    Talentless Hack

    July 12, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    @azlib: It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Joe The Plumber, so yeah. Disposable.

  48. 48.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    @ASV:

    How is it possible to spend $100/month on vacations? You can probably go on something you’d call a vacation for $100, but is that something you’d want to do monthly?

    I’m not sure it means he actually takes a $100 vacation every month. It could mean that he takes a week’s vacation once a year and spends around $1200 on it.

    But now I think about it, I doubt he’s smart enough to grapple with the concept of “budgeting.”

  49. 49.

    JPL

    July 12, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    @Talentless Hack: Thank the lord! Joe the Plumber should not have had his fifteen minutes of fame, since he wasn’t a licensed plumber.

  50. 50.

    shelley

    July 12, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    @Talentless Hack:

    Shocked there hasn’t been a parroting comment from him, either about Obama impeachment or the ‘border crisis’

  51. 51.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    @Schlemizel:
    @SiubhanDuinne:

    As happens so very goddamn often, I commented before scrolling through. You said it better.

  52. 52.

    Soonergrunt

    July 12, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    This is not justice. Justice would be George Zimmerman in a 6ft by 9ft cell with a roommate for about 20 years.
    But this will have to do.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    July 12, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    @Violet: Never mind.

    I see that at least 3 people got there before me.

  54. 54.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Meh, it happens all the time to me too. Just let yourself enjoy being part of a community of like minded folks!

  55. 55.

    Chuckles

    July 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    Nobody in their right mind would extend a $2.5 million line of credit to someone like him, and actually expect to get paid. And I’m just talking about ability to pay, not character. I suspect they did it for the publicity, and probably with the expectation of writing most or all of it off as a loss on their taxes. Wonder if they’re just waiting to forgive his debt until after the divorce, so he can hang onto both halves of that $650.

  56. 56.

    Chuckles

    July 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm

    Nobody in their right mind would extend a $2.5 million line of credit to someone like him, and actually expect to get paid. And I’m just talking about ability to pay, not character. I suspect they did it for the publicity, and probably with the expectation of writing most or all of it off as a loss on their taxes. Wonder if they’re just waiting to forgive his debt until after the divorce, so he can hang onto both halves of that $650.

  57. 57.

    trollhattan

    July 12, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    @Soonergrunt:
    He’s a self-indulgent, hot-headed, Southern fool attracted to guns. I believe that combination assures justice of some kind will be served, but fear there will be “collateral damage” in the process.

  58. 58.

    MattF

    July 12, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    I expect that Zimmerman will turn up one day with ‘LOSER’ tattooed on his forehead. “It seemed like the manly thing to do.”

  59. 59.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    @Soonergrunt:
    In some ways this may be worse. For one,he had a taste of being a celebrity and having a million ‘friends’. Now he has to live with the knowledge that he has no real friends and nobody is excited to see him. A hell of his own making, a free man with no freedom.

    Like Dick Cheney & Boy Blunder I hope he lives to a very old age wallowing in self pity with no friends and nowhere he is welcome.

  60. 60.

    Unabogie

    July 12, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    As disgusted as I am with George Zimmerman, I will always hold a special contempt for those who rallied around him. From the rape of his cousin, to the spousal abuse, to the murder itself, to the psyche drugs he’s on, to his inability to find a stable job even before the crime and certainly after it, it’s clear that Zimmerman is mentally unhinged. His defenders are just racist assholes.

  61. 61.

    Joel

    July 12, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    @shelley: Now if only he ran into yersinia pestis on one of those road trips.

  62. 62.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    Oh, I know … and I do!

  63. 63.

    beth

    July 12, 2014 at 7:29 pm

    I was always surprised no one offered him a book deal or at least some cash to tell his side to an author. I guess the time for that has passed though.

  64. 64.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2014 at 7:30 pm

    @Unabogie:

    From the rape of his cousin, to the spousal abuse, to the murder itself, to the psyche drugs he’s on, to his inability to find a stable job even before the crime and certainly after it, it’s clear that Zimmerman is mentally unhinged.

    Wow, I had heard or read about all the other stuff, but did not know about his raping his cousin. What kind of monster did Judge Robert Zimmerman raise, anyhow?

  65. 65.

    Unabogie

    July 12, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    This kind of monster:

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2012/07/17/george_zimmerman_molestation_accusations_relevant_testimony_in_trial.html

  66. 66.

    Iowa Old Lady

    July 12, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    @Unabogie: I was just thinking something like that. There’s something wrong with Zimmerman. You can believe he still thinks he was right. But the folks rallying around them? I feel like most of them know better. That makes them culpable in a different way.

  67. 67.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    @Unabogie:

    Thanks. I either missed that altogether, or (more likely) found it so distasteful that I repressed all knowledge of it.

    Ugh (~~shudder~~)

  68. 68.

    Southern Beale

    July 12, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    Wait, he has no health insurance? Why hasn’t Obama’s union thugs hauled him off to the Obamacare gulag yet?

  69. 69.

    Southern Beale

    July 12, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    Didn’t he get his wife to lie about their assets when he was trying to make bail or something? I wouldn’t trust anything this guy says. He’s probably got money stashed in a bank account somewhere.

  70. 70.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: What kind of monster did Judge Robert Zimmerman raise, anyhow?

    Perhaps, what kind of monster IS Judge Robert Zimmerman?

  71. 71.

    Southern Beale

    July 12, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    Just saw this story, how does this not violate the doctors’ contracts with the insurors?

    After being without health insurance for two years, Miranda Childe of Hallandale Beach found a plan she could afford with financial aid from the government using the Affordable Care Act’s exchange.

    Childe, 60, bought an HMO plan from Humana, one of the nation’s largest health insurance companies, and received a membership card in time for her coverage to kick in on May 1st.

    But instead of being able to pick a primary care physician to coordinate her healthcare, Childe says she repeatedly ran into closed doors from South Florida doctors who are listed in her plan’s provider network but refused to see patients who bought their coverage on the ACA exchange.

    “I just felt that I wasn’t being treated like a first-class citizen,’’ said Childe, who eventually found a doctor with the help of a Humana counselor. “Nobody, I don’t care what kind of degrees they have, should ever be treated that way.’’

    Nearly one million Floridians enrolled in a private health plan through the ACA exchange but some, like Childe, are finding that some physicians refuse to honor their coverage — even when the doctors are included in the plan’s provider network.

    Some physicians say they’re concerned they won’t be paid for their services by either the insurer or the patient, and that insurers are not adequately informing doctors of their inclusion in exchange plan networks.

    “You don’t want to be in a situation where you provide service, and turn around and there’s no contract in place to reimburse you,’’ said Jay Millson, executive vice president of the Florida Academy of Family Physicians.

    For some patients, though, the elation they felt about being insured has been tempered with rejection at doctors’ offices.

    Sal Morales, 48, of Kendall, said a physician and her staff humiliated him when he tried to make an appointment at her Hialeah office earlier this year.

    Stories get even worse. Doctors are so fucking ignorant sometimes.

  72. 72.

    Pogonip

    July 12, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    @Schlemizel: Marc MacYoung has been preaching that for years. He just released a new book on the legalities of self-defense. I haven’t read it yet but it’s in the pile. The main point is that if you keep weapons, study a killing art, or both it behooves you to be conversant with the self-defense laws of your state. I myself have never had to use a weapon, although I do own a Chicago burglar alarm. It plays the sound of a shell being jacked into a 12-gauge–alarms burglars no end! Grin.

  73. 73.

    Roger Moore

    July 12, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    @Gene108:

    I doubt anyone is truly honest on disclosure of assets in a divorce.

    I’m sure there are some people who can honestly declare themselves to be flat broke when they’re getting divorced.

  74. 74.

    MikeJ

    July 12, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    If he had any skill at football there are any number of NFL teams who would happily hire him.

  75. 75.

    Howard Beale IV

    July 12, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    @Soonergrunt: Sad to say, but justice in the United States can be very difficult to find-and when you do find it, don’t be surprised to find that it gets yanked out from under you.

  76. 76.

    J.D. Rhoades

    July 12, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Killing unarmed black kids is so 2012. All the Z-Dog needs to do is kill an undocumented alien, claim self defense because the guy was going to infect him with some disease, and he’ll be back on the wingnut gravy train in no time.

  77. 77.

    Howard Beale IV

    July 12, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    Just saw this story, how does this not violate the doctors’ contracts with the insurors?

    And what penalty do they pay for not honoring the contract with the insurer? The quacks could have also not participated in the plans.

    The sad truth is the US healthcare system needs to be blown up at its base and rebuilt. It seems to have followed the trajectory of the US Educational system, and that’s a massive trainwreck in of itself.

  78. 78.

    Howard Beale IV

    July 12, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    Like Dick Cheney & Boy Blunder I hope he lives to a very old age wallowing in self pity with no friends and nowhere he is welcome.

    Your argument fails because while the Boy Blunder has been conspicuous by his absence, Maleboigia and his Spawn continue to get air time.

  79. 79.

    Glocksman

    July 12, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    @Pogonip:

    Massad Ayoob wrote a couple of books on self defense back in the 80’s, and he not only urged learning the self defense laws, he also urged you to really think hard about whether or not you could take a life in self defense, and went on to list all of the consequences that Schlemizel mentions as factors you should be thinking about.

    All in all, his book In the Gravest Extreme was a sober look at self defense and the consequences of it.

  80. 80.

    JW

    July 12, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    @Betty Cracker: You make me laugh!

  81. 81.

    GregB

    July 12, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    I hope Omeara never gets another penny from him. That will make me LOL.

  82. 82.

    Alce_y_Ardilla

    July 12, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    Well if he had wanted, the State of Florida could have provided him with three meals a day and a steady place to sleep, in any one of their correctional facilities

  83. 83.

    Schlemizel

    July 12, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    @Howard Beale IV:
    That won’t last forever

    Now stop trying to harsh my mellow fantasy

  84. 84.

    Botsplainer

    July 12, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    @Southern Beale:

    Stories get even worse. Doctors are so fucking ignorant sometimes.

    You mean “all the time”. That gaggle of whiny ass titty babies has a locked down guild of tight supply and deems itself special as a result. They’re the 2%, and the most dangerous place to be is between a doctor and a shitty business investment. They’ll run your ass over in their rush to hand a fat pile of cash to a slick talking white hustler in a nice suit.

  85. 85.

    hueyplong

    July 12, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    This is how this tawdry and awful story was always going to play out. It’s nearly impossible for us to take a decade-long view of events as they’re happening, but if we had, each and every one of us would have bet on something very much like this scenario.

    I’m still waiting for Karma to dig her claws into the eye sockets of the likes of Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, the only actual “winners” in situations like this one. Our current culture doesn’t seem to hold them accountable for anything. Anyone with the ability to see the long term on those guys and feel confident about a gruesome finish for them is encouraged to post away and make my night.

  86. 86.

    Botsplainer

    July 12, 2014 at 9:02 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    I’m sure there are some people who can honestly declare themselves to be flat broke when they’re getting divorced.

    25 years of family law experience here. Yeah, there’s frequently some lily gilding, but most of the time the stated misery is real enough. A collapsing marriage is depressing, and most couples limp for a couple of years – careers and outside interests take a huge beating in the course of that depression.

  87. 87.

    ShadeTail

    July 12, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    @Peter: On the one hand, I feel the same way; this brings me no joy.

    On the other hand, justice often isn’t about the criminal learning anything. It’s about society making a statement.

  88. 88.

    Tehanu

    July 12, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    @Unabogie:

    it’s clear that Zimmerman is mentally unhinged. His defenders are just racist assholes

    This. Bad as Z. is, they’re a thousand times worse.

  89. 89.

    cokane

    July 12, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Would still prefer him in prison.

  90. 90.

    AxelFoley

    July 12, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    @Peter:

    It doesn’t make me happy. It’s not like he’s going to learn anything from his current circumstances.

    Fuck him and fuck him learning anything. I won’t be happy until he’s either in jail or 6 feet under.

  91. 91.

    Howard Beale IV

    July 12, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    Now stop trying to harsh my mellow fantasy

    Reality, like the moon, is a harsh mistress.

  92. 92.

    Bobby B.

    July 12, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    @Mustang Bobby: “George Burns was right. Fame is a hideous bitch Goddess.” -Bart Simpson

  93. 93.

    WereBear

    July 12, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    @hueyplong: I see Limbaugh as this figure marooned on his bed from extreme obesity, ranting at hired servants, unknowing that they are stealing everything from him until he has to fall back on family charity.

    That sweet contract will come to an end, (he has very few sponsors left) and he spends a lot on private security, clandestine sex trips, and scented candles.

  94. 94.

    Randy P

    July 12, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    @WereBear: This made me think of Dale “The Whale” Biederbeck, a nasty recurring character on Monk originally played by Adam Arkin but apparently since then by Tim Curry and others (see link).

  95. 95.

    Howard Beale IV

    July 12, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    Oh, this is peachy: Wisconsin’s security detail costs for the governor increased 239%.

  96. 96.

    kindness

    July 12, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    Karma. It works. We shouldn’t gloat though. Not good karma.

  97. 97.

    CaseyL

    July 12, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    @kindness: It’s my karma and I’ll gloat if I want to.

    Zimmerman was a momentary trophy, lauded by racists and gun nuts. But he was never more than that, and once he was no longer of value they dropped him like a used Kleenex.

  98. 98.

    kindness

    July 12, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    @CaseyL: See lesson 1.

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    July 13, 2014 at 12:01 am

    @Howard Beale IV: if one acts like a complete dick, people don’t like one.

  100. 100.

    Waspuppet

    July 13, 2014 at 12:06 am

    I would say his life is ruined, but his case reminds me what ruining someone’s life really means.

  101. 101.

    cmorenc

    July 13, 2014 at 12:14 am

    Zimmerman’s travails would make the material for a really good blues song “Just Can’t Do No Right”.

  102. 102.

    Betsy

    July 13, 2014 at 12:17 am

    @Betty Cracker: I wonder if that $350 is the lowest premium on the exchanges for an Obamacare policy. Just wonderin’

  103. 103.

    H.K. Anders

    July 13, 2014 at 12:21 am

    Where is his good buddy Sean Hannity? Surely Sean will help a brother out, seeing as he took him up as a cause when ol George was good for ratings.

  104. 104.

    Cain

    July 13, 2014 at 12:26 am

    One observation is that none of our taxes are being used to pay for his incarceration. The guy probably is suffering much worse than if he was in jail, I reckon.

  105. 105.

    Betsy

    July 13, 2014 at 12:28 am

    @ASV: the way those financial affidavits work, it’s like any yearly household budget, you take your annual estimate and divide by 12. Assuming once a year you fly to visit your mom, $1200 wouldn’t be out of line for most people I guess …

    … Of course, this is GZ, so, ..

  106. 106.

    Betsy

    July 13, 2014 at 12:38 am

    @Betsy: ETA:

    Or, I could just read all the comments one time and divide by 12 to get the number of times people have already made the same observation by the time I pile on … * sigh *

  107. 107.

    Peter

    July 13, 2014 at 7:46 am

    @AxelFoley:

    Rage is a hell of a drug, isn’t it?

  108. 108.

    Leslie

    July 13, 2014 at 10:58 am

    He spends his time “on the road,” has no income or assets, but has $650 a month in listed expenses, which do not include food, clothing, lodging, or anything of the sort?

    First, yes, this is an obvious fabrication for divorce purposes. Secondly, even the destitute have to eat sometimes, and sleep somewhere, and even if he were living in his truck he’d still need money.

    Someone is supporting him, and in all likelihood several someones. I suspect there is an underground circuit of GZ “fans” who are underwriting whatever his real expenses are … people who are comfortable in white robes and pointy hats, and think GZ performed a public service. So no, this does not make me happy. Not at all.

  109. 109.

    Bubblegum Tate

    July 13, 2014 at 11:51 am

    @Gene108:

    I am assuming the money is stashed somewhere. I doubt anyone is truly honest on disclosure of assets in a divorce.

    My first reaction, too: This, like most things conservative heroes say, is bullshit.

  110. 110.

    wenchacha

    July 13, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    @Glocksman: I would imagine there are some long-term consequences of killing another human being, even in self-defense. I guess I even hope there would be, for any healthy human being. Sure, military works to get you over that cultural taboo, so you can shoot and slice and stab with abandon, and stay alive yourself. My sense is, lots of soldiers have some guilt about it. As a nation, we are mostly okay with the psychological price they pay.

    The only time we need to worry about guilt for ending a life is when an innocent , foolish, woman aborts her full-grown human fetus. She might suffer for her choice to stay alive, and we want to save her from that by forcing delivery.

    Sorry, there are times when this country drives me insane.

  111. 111.

    Jason

    July 13, 2014 at 4:11 pm

    If I could believe one word that comes out of that lying psychopath’s mouth, I would be happy. But it’s for certains that Zimmerman’s financial statement is as much science fiction as any other sad sob story he’s ever come up with for why he’s the victim, not the perpetrator, of whatever assholery he’s currently manufactured for himself.

  112. 112.

    Bill ORLY

    July 13, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    How do you go on vacation for a hundred bucks?

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