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Song remains the same

by Tim F|  August 20, 201411:28 am| 152 Comments

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I bet you can’t guess what song has been stuck in my head since Saturday. Go ahead, guess. In the meantime I will gently suggest that our million other frontpagers post more with this video. The Zep will continue until morale improves.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    bliekker

    August 20, 2014 at 11:34 am

    I think the last couple of weeks has burned everyone out.

  2. 2.

    Shakezula

    August 20, 2014 at 11:35 am

    Cancel all I said in the last post. You’re evil and consort with conservatives and house centipedes.

    Take that!

  3. 3.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 11:36 am

    Well, when you’ve got a “rioting in Ferguson” thing going on and the only rioters are the cops, well, it does tend to get you down.

  4. 4.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 11:38 am

    Like a Virgin?

  5. 5.

    Steeplejack

    August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am

    @Tim F.:

    My condolences. It could be worse. But I will refrain from posting an illustrative song for fear of becoming infected.

    I am having a similar mini-crisis because I have been inexplicably binge-watching the various Law and Order franchises, which appear to be in reruns on several channels 24/7.

  6. 6.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am

    No Stairway!

  7. 7.

    Ella in New Mexico

    August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am

    It was this song brought me and my husband together at a Homecoming Dance in 1978. Never fails to remind me of the best of days. Life was so much different then. :-)

  8. 8.

    burnspbesq

    August 20, 2014 at 11:40 am

    And now, here’s some music.

    youtube.com/watch?v=2kotK9FNEYU

  9. 9.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    August 20, 2014 at 11:41 am

    MY MORALE IS IMPROVED! please please please make it stop. I worked in guitar shops for several years. Haven’t I suffered enough?

  10. 10.

    Belafon

    August 20, 2014 at 11:49 am

    @bliekker: Imagine living with that your entire life. Now imagine, because of that, why you might decide the death of an 18 year old in your town might make you want to protest.

  11. 11.

    Poopyman

    August 20, 2014 at 11:50 am

    Here, this should help. From the NoiseMax headlines up yonder:

    Officer Who Shot Brown Has Broken Eye Socket

  12. 12.

    piratedan

    August 20, 2014 at 11:51 am

    I still think that their album In through the Out door is woefully underrated… but then again, ymmv

  13. 13.

    Bob

    August 20, 2014 at 11:54 am

    Robert’s package at about 3:20

  14. 14.

    piratedan

    August 20, 2014 at 11:55 am

    @Poopyman: already debunked over at LGF, essentially they pulled an x-ray image from a medical journal and posted it as the injuries suffered by the officer when “attacked” by Brown. From the paragon of journalistic integrity, Jim Hoft, who rivals only our good friends over at Bitebart for taking snippets out of context and making shit up.

  15. 15.

    Emma

    August 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    I can’t quite understand the Zep hate. It was music for a different time and place. And I still play some of their stuff when I’m feeling miserable. Reminds me of that time, where all was possibility.

  16. 16.

    Poopyman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    @piratedan: The larger point being that they felt compelled to throw something out there, even especially if it was shit.

  17. 17.

    Poopyman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    @Emma: I watched it the whole way through. Not for the first time.

    And TimF., you could always post baby and/or Max pics instead, you know.

  18. 18.

    Percysowner

    August 20, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    Your stuck music is cheerier than mine. I keep going back to Bruce Hornsby The Way It Is
    because DAMN, it’s still valid and it shouldn’t be.

  19. 19.

    Bob In Portland

    August 20, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Don’t know who the sources actually are, but for those of you who believe that the CIA hasn’t been helping the Kiev regime, here’s a fascinating little detail that went unreported in the NY Times.

  20. 20.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    @Poopyman: Well, you know, I’ve thought about that headline.

    And my question is, when exactly did his eye socket get broken, if it indeed is broken, because I wouldn’t put it past the “conservative” slime of Noisemax to lie about such a thing.

    Noisemax is implying with headline that Michael Brown attacked him. Is there any evidence to support this, besides shit pulled directly from Chris Ruddy’s ass?

  21. 21.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    @Bob In Portland: HODOR!

  22. 22.

    JPL

    August 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    @Poopyman: Next time he should tell the fellow officer not to hit him so hard.
    Do we know whether he called for back-up before he killed Brown?

    edit.. just saw piratedan..

  23. 23.

    Mike J

    August 20, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    @Bob In Portland: You’re saying the United States is aiding one of its allies?

    How nefarious!

  24. 24.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    @piratedan: Good lord, they’re not only assholes, they’re stupid assholes.

  25. 25.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    @piratedan: Good lord, they’re not only assholes, they’re stupid assholes.

  26. 26.

    wmd

    August 20, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    Chopping broccoli!

  27. 27.

    burnspbesq

    August 20, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    Just out of idle curiosity, why shouldn’t we be helping a legitimate government that is the subject of unprovoked attack by one of its neighbors?

  28. 28.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    @piratedan:

    I still think that their album In through the Out door is woefully underrated

    Adventuresome, but incoherent, and a bit flabby.

    Page’s guitar break during the middle of “Carouselambra” sounds like nothing else on earth, but by the third time it happens without changing you’re wondering why they’re going on for so long. Fool in the Rain is perfect. Listening to Plant struggle with his voice on “In the Evening” is just depressing. And why do limeys insist on doing cowboy songs?

  29. 29.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 20, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    @piratedan: So Officer Wilson and his superiors decided to keep all the exculpatory information secret for couple of weeks? That’s both understandable and highly credible.

  30. 30.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    @burnspbesq: Well, any government not approved by the Kremlin cannot possibly be legitimate, so there’s that.

    Sort of like the same way any Democrat elected to the Presidency can’t be legitimate, because the majority was created by busing in hundreds of thousands of “illegals” to vote for the Democrat.

  31. 31.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Led Zep rules.

    That said, since it’s an open thread let me bitch about some changes at work.
    My department just got a new supervisor who really doesn’t understand what her department is supposed to do.
    When I explain just why routing collapsible hampers to the sorter is a *bad* idea, I get a ‘I don’t understand’ look.

    That said, I care enough to risk her wrath by fixing the errors and making sure that the followup shift knows what’s going on so they can continue to send merchandise to the correct area.

    My previous supe knew enough to realize that there was a lot he didn’t know and would back us old timers when we rerouted merchandise.
    The new one doesn’t realize that she needs to either stand up for her people or we’ll simply stand aside and let the shrink losses from misrouting add up and her to take the blame from her bosses.

  32. 32.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    That’s both understandable and highly credible.

    He said with his tongue planted firmly in the cheek of some random stranger on the other side of the planet.

  33. 33.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 20, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    I’ve had Traveling Riverside Blues stuck in my head for the past few days.

  34. 34.

    Violet

    August 20, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    Not “Fight the Power”?

  35. 35.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    Hey, Hey, what can I do is my fave Zep song at the moment.
    That’s probably because I associate it with Faith from ‘Buffy’.

  36. 36.

    Mike J

    August 20, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    why shouldn’t we be helping a legitimate government that is the subject of unprovoked attack by one of its neighbors?

    To the feeble minded, just saying “CIA” is like jumping out from behind a curtain and yelling “boo!”

  37. 37.

    JPL

    August 20, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    I saw the first Ben Carson for President sticker today. What’s his platform? I know he feels that he deserved the welfare he received but those poor now a days don’t. Maybe someone should have an ad and ask Ben to choose the deserving ones.

  38. 38.

    MattF

    August 20, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Not “Let It Go”? Lucky you.

  39. 39.

    piratedan

    August 20, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: well, you know, “we report, you decide”, something something Mark Twain, the lies get the headlines and the corrections are buried on page 10 next to the underwear ads….

  40. 40.

    petesh

    August 20, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: Relatively speaking, you lucky person. I’ve had Macca’s Uncle Albert/Admiral Whoosit. I even tried playing Ram to get rid of it, and it didn’t work. Maybe a loud Bob Dylan bootleg will do the trick.

  41. 41.

    kindness

    August 20, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    All hail the mighty Zep. One thing Jack Black/School of Rock got right (in addition to being fun) is that Jimmy Page (and the rest of the boys) are Gods of Rock.

    I saw them twice during their 75 tour. I was thrilled but they were obviously as loaded as I was so I was a tad put off. Doesn’t matter. I still bought all their stuff. How The West Was Won was a much better live show than what I saw. Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Clapton….they are all Gods.

  42. 42.

    Origuy

    August 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    I posted this yesterday in Betty’s thread about Mo’ne Davis, but the thread was moribund, so nobody saw it:

    I discovered the astounding story of Jackie Mitchell, a 17-year-old southpaw who pitched against the New York Yankees on April 2, 1931. The first batter she faced was Ruth, followed by Lou Gehrig, the deadliest hitting duo in baseball history. Mitchell struck them both out. There was a box score to prove it and news stories proclaiming her “organized baseball’s first girl pitcher.”

    Jackie Mitchell, The Woman Who Struck Out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig

  43. 43.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    And why do limeys insist on doing cowboy songs?

    The Stones were the only English band I can think of that ever did credible country music

  44. 44.

    askew

    August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    @MattF:

    Ugh, that song. My nephew had me play it 5 times in a row while he scream/sang along with it. Kids love that song.

  45. 45.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    @kindness:
    Sure they are.

    Especially Clapton if the stories about him being stoned on heroin while composing Layla are true.

    The boxed set of Clapton CD’s is the one purchase I’d repeat in a heartbeat if I had to.

  46. 46.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    @petesh: EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!!!!

  47. 47.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I’ve had Rude by Magic! in my head all week. GRRRRRRR

  48. 48.

    skerry

    August 20, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Found out today that since I am under 65 (disabled and Medicare A/B eligible), there is no federal requirement for insurance companies to issue a MediGap policy. The state of MD requires each company to have at least one policy for people like me, but does not require that the cost is the same as for people over 65. I cannot afford the policies that I have found, so I guess I will self-insure for the MediGap and hope for the best until I hit 65.

    Looks like I can get a Part D for medication. yippee

  49. 49.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    @Glocksman:

    That said, it’s clear that I subscribe to the philosophy that it’s better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
    While I don’t love my employer, I do think that they deserve my best effort on the job even if that goes against my appointed superior at the time.

  50. 50.

    Mnemosyne

    August 20, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    The safety video song from Virgin America has been stuck in my head since we flew them to Chicago. In my defense, it’s damn catchy.

  51. 51.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    @Glocksman: Clapton was on a far more potent drug at the time.

    His unrequited love for Patti Harrison.

  52. 52.

    Mnemosyne

    August 20, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    @skerry:

    D’oh! Sounds like you managed to find a loophole in PPACA — that sucks. I would advise writing a (reasonably polite, if possible) letter to both of your US senators and cc your US rep, the commissioner of your state department of insurance, and the HHS secretary to let them know there’s a loophole that needs to be closed when the law is updated. It probably won’t help you now, but it may help others in the future to let your representatives know now that this is a problem.

    ETA: Since it sounds like there may be a state law that could be amended, you may want to write a separate letter to your state senators/representatives as well asking them to close the loophole on the state side and require insurance companies to sell Medigap to everyone at the same price.

  53. 53.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    True.
    Love can be far more potent than any narcotic.

    That said, among the 2600+ songs on my thumbdrive, Layla is a favorite.

  54. 54.

    raven

    August 20, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    They “settled” on the Jake Holmes Dazed and Confused law suit.

  55. 55.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 20, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    @Glocksman: that’s a good ‘un for sure. It’s my wife’s favorite.

    @SatanicPanic: WTF? I’m sorry SP.

  56. 56.

    ranchandsyrup

    August 20, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    @petesh: LOL, best of luck. Sir Paul is sticky.

  57. 57.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: song of the summer my ass

  58. 58.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    True dat.
    As a Hoosier hick myself, I have an easily triggered ‘mock’ filter.
    The Stones didn’t set it off.

    Though given their current music, I personally believe they should have retired back in 1988 or so.

  59. 59.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    @petesh: Every time I boil water, that song (“The kettle’s on the boil…”) comes to mind.

  60. 60.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    @burnspbesq: Especially if, hold on for it, said government actually *requests* US assistance.

  61. 61.

    max

    August 20, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Ofra Haza covers Kashmir.

    Very pretty.

    max
    [‘Also, you can understand the lyrics.’]

  62. 62.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    @SatanicPanic: That would be this. Or this.

  63. 63.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Or even better, this.

  64. 64.

    gorillagogo

    August 20, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    I’ve had the Beastie Boys classic Shadrach stuck in my head for a few days and it’s been awesome.

  65. 65.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    @Glocksman: I actually remember hearing A Bigger Bang for the first time, without knowing who it was, and going- who is this? This band is rad . But I’ve never seen them live and I’d kind of rather not.

  66. 66.

    wasabi gasp

    August 20, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    youtube.com/watch?v=NIebj1ItLDw

  67. 67.

    Ben Cisco

    August 20, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    This one has been appropriate for my mood over the last several days.

    This one fills my happier moments.

  68. 68.

    BethanyAnne

    August 20, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    Rick Perlstein is doing an AMA on Reddit right now. reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e3eld/iama_rick_perlstein_ama/

  69. 69.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:10 pm

    I was stuck on Joan Osborne’s Transatlantic Sessions recording of St. Teresa for a few days last week.

  70. 70.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    There’s a bias against country music here, but Charlie Daniels before he degenerated into a Right Wing Asshole is worth hearing.

    Living hard was easy when I was young and bullet proof
    Had no ties to bind me just a pickup and a roof
    I emptied every bottle when I poured I never missed
    Had bloodshot eyes at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Didn’t seem to matter what price I had to pay
    Cause anything worth havin’ I’d just lose anyway
    Friends worried about me and they asked if I was sick
    Thought I would die at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice
    Melting into mem’ries like somebody else’s life
    I’m glad to say I’ve come around but if I could have one wish
    I’d like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six

    I met a girl from Georgia smart and pretty college grad
    Thoought my luck was changin’ up to then it’d all been bad
    I guess I fell in love all it took was just one kiss
    But she said goodbye at twnty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice…

    Yeah I’ve been down the road prob’ly been as far as hell
    Deception or redemption I guess only time will tell
    I have faith in the knowledge that God gave us a gift
    I couldn’t hide at twenty five or was it twenty six

    Those two years blend together like whiskey over ice…
    I’d like another try at twenty five or was it twenty six

    As an alcoholic, the song has some appeal. ::)

  71. 71.

    pamelabrown53

    August 20, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    All I can say is that y’all get better ear worms than I do. Last night I had a difficult time deciding whether or not to watch “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” on TCM because I was afraid that I’d get a “Raindrops Falling on My Head” ear worm. That’s exactly the kind of ear worm I get…or Barry Manilow.

  72. 72.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    @Glocksman: I learned that maxim in, of all places, the US Army. My brigade commander taught it to me, when I was stationed in Germany, and pulling brigade staff duty. He also mentioned that bad news does not improve with age.

  73. 73.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    That’s exactly the kind of ear worm I get…or Barry Manilow.

    AIEEE! Run away! Run away!

  74. 74.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: How about this?

  75. 75.

    hilts

    August 20, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    Stairway to Heaven is a masterpiece that sounds as great today as it did when I heard it at the time of LZ IV’s release.

  76. 76.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    @SatanicPanic: That just screams “I’m Joffrey, and I’m the KING!”

    And right behind him, you can see Tywinn shaking his head.

  77. 77.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    You had a wise commander.
    All too many people civilian and military listen to bullshit and don’t actually use what they know.

    I’ve had several good supervisors and a shit ton more of bad ones.
    Over the years I’ve learned to ignore the bad ones while working with the good ones.

  78. 78.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    @hilts: Pretentious fluff. But not as bad as anything in Rush’s discography. 2112 was shit.

  79. 79.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 1:21 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer: Now you merely troll.

  80. 80.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    @Glocksman:

    Though given their current music, I personally believe they should have retired back in 1988 or so.

    I used to say that they should have packed it in when Brian Jones died, but I have relented a bit on that.

  81. 81.

    skerry

    August 20, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yeah, it sucks.

    I just sent off a bunch of emails to my representatives. For what it is worth. Not feeling a lot of faith in anyone right now.

    ETA: Just heard via Elon twitter feed that St. Mark’s church in Ferguson has been raided by the police. He is trying to get there to find out first hand what is going on. Seriously?? Raiding a community church? Is this Gaza?

  82. 82.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG: Some of their late 70’s stuff was really quite good. I don’t think the Beatles would have fared as well if Lennon or McCartney suddenly was gone as Brian Jones was.

  83. 83.

    SarahT

    August 20, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    “YOU KIDS TURN DOWN THAT FRED ZEPPELIN!” – my Dad

  84. 84.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG:

    they should have packed it in when Brian Jones died

    You are officially the #1 hipster on the thread so far, can anyone top this?

  85. 85.

    Betty Cracker

    August 20, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Did anyone see Obama’s remarks on the murder of the US journalist by ISIS/ISIL/bugfuckcrazyfucks? He’s pissed.

  86. 86.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    @different-church-lady: Nope. I liked LZ through III, and thought the untitled album was good when I first heard it. It hasn’t aged well, and now I think that the music on the untitled album is pompous, bombastic, forced, and overproduced – not quite Phil Spector bad, but not one of Andy Johns best efforts, either.

    And 2112 is shit.

  87. 87.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    You’re right, which is mostly why I stopped saying it. They did make some great music post-Jones, which I have started enjoying more as I age… but I still can’t enjoy Clapton. I can hear that he is very good at guitarring, but something in the way he does it (or maybe the combo of his playing and singing) makes my skin crawl. I don’t know enough about music to figure out what I am reacting to.

  88. 88.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    The Zep will continue until morale improves.

    here’s something that will improve no ones morale, from Elon’s twitter:
    police raiding church in Ferguson

  89. 89.

    Face

    August 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    their album In through the Out door is woefully underrated

    The very name of the album appears to support gay rights.

  90. 90.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    @SatanicPanic: That being said, Mick Taylor was a terrible fit for the Rolling Stones. He was overplaying the crap out of everything. Ron Wood is the second best Stones guitar player.

  91. 91.

    pamelabrown53

    August 20, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Hah! Sometimes I just want to get my hands on an ice pick.

  92. 92.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 20, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    @SatanicPanic: Brian never should have hooked up with Mick and Keith. They dragged him down
    (read one book on the Stones about thirty plus years ago, vaguely remember that he was the leader when they all got together, could be wrong, just wanted to enter the contest)

    In other news, I never would have bet on this:

    In what may be the first, and certainly the most ambitious, such effort of the year, Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas is going up with a new and emotional ad that is focused solely on presenting his vote for health reform as a positive:
    The ad is backed by a significant, six-figure statewide buy, I’m told. The spot tells the story of Pryor’s own battle with cancer, and features the Senator sitting alongside his father, David Pryor:
    DAVID: When Mark was diagnosed with cancer, we thought we might lose him.
    MARK: My family and my faith helped me through the rough times.
    DAVID: But you know what? Mark’s insurance company didn’t want to pay for the treatment that ultimately saved his life.
    MARK: No one should be fighting an insurance company while you’re fighting for your life. That’s why I helped pass a law that prevents insurance companies from canceling your policy if you get sick, or deny coverage for preexisting conditions.

    Looks like a good ad to me– anyone in or know Arkansas? Is old man Pryor as popular as I’m led to believe? I wonder if him being in the ad isn’t more of a boost for Junior than anything else. Also, too, FAITH + Obamacare (which of course is not mentioned even as PPACA)

  93. 93.

    skerry

    August 20, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Elon James White ‏@elonjames 2m
    #fergusondispatch 12:33pm #MilkAndMaalox instagram.com/p/r7btfEj9P8/

  94. 94.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    You are officially the #1 hipster on the thread so far, can anyone top this?

    If I had been serious, would I be more or less hipster? I’m not really clear on how that works…

  95. 95.

    shelley

    August 20, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    No, no, not ‘Stairway to Heaven!’ Remember that particular summer when it was blaring from everybody’s portable radio, about every 25 minutes. Only worse would be when someone would yell out, ‘Yay, it’s the long version!’

  96. 96.

    Glocksman

    August 20, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG:

    Yeah, some of their early disco era songs were quite good.
    That said, IMHO Steel Wheels should have been their last album.

  97. 97.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer: Now you merely troll repetitively.

  98. 98.

    Eric U.

    August 20, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG: Clapton has been making easy listing music for decades. And his guitar has always been over-produced. Sorta like a mashup of Kenny Rogers and Jeff Beck

  99. 99.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    August 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    @max: Ofra Haza always earworms this for me.

  100. 100.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    @Jebediah, RBG: I think being unclear is more hipster. I’m not sure.

  101. 101.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    @Eric U.:
    Well maybe it is the production more than the playing, then. I have almost always preferred more stripped-down styles of production. Somebody once told me he plays a little bit after the beat, and that that is where the nickname “Slowhand” came from, so I thought that might be what I wasn’t liking. The problem with that theory is I generally have no idea where the hell the beat is.

  102. 102.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    @shelley: Could be worse: “Free Bird! Free Bird!”

  103. 103.

    Calouste

    August 20, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    Under Cover of the Night is the only truly great song the Stones have ever done. Of course they were working with Sly & Robbie at that point, which explains things.

    (How many hipster points do I get?)

  104. 104.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    @different-church-lady: “Free Bird! Free Bird!”

  105. 105.

    Bob In Portland

    August 20, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    @Mike J: So, Mike, you agree that there’s a CIA presence in Ukraine aiding their war effort? Very good!

  106. 106.

    Cacti

    August 20, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    I was just reading the Raw Story article on the 2,000th anniversary of the death of Augustus.

    His Mausoleum is now used as a flophouse and urinating/defecating spot for Rome’s homeless population.

    How ironic.

  107. 107.

    Botsplainer

    August 20, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    To protect and serve..,

    theconcourse.deadspin.com/cop-pointing-rifle-at-ferguson-protestors-i-will-fuck-1624463375?utm_campa…

    When you’re being mocked on Deadspin, your department has some serious standards problems.

    Somebody needs to buy several cases of Vagisil, and protestors can hand out tubes to the loudest, screechiest, barkingest cops.

  108. 108.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    @Calouste: damn, a 1983 stones song? That’s peak hipster

  109. 109.

    burnspbesq

    August 20, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    Nyuknyuknyuk.

    Led Zep sued for plaigiarism over Stairway to Heaven intro

  110. 110.

    max

    August 20, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    @SatanicPanic: You are officially the #1 hipster on the thread so far, can anyone top this?

    REM probably should have quit after Dead Letter Office.

    max
    [‘What do I win?’]

  111. 111.

    burnspbesq

    August 20, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    Lest we forget, this is the guy who temporarily turned the Stones into a country band (and yes, that’s Emmylou Harris singing with him).

    youtube.com/watch?v=vK5791FtJ2g

    There is video out there of Keith Richards butchering one of Gram’s signature songs, “Hickory Wind,” but I. Just. Can’t.

  112. 112.

    gene108

    August 20, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    @Bob In Portland:

    So, Mike, you agree that there’s a CIA presence in Ukraine aiding their war effort? Very good!

    I have it on good information the U.S. is planning on more than a mere CIA presence in Ukraine. Somebody in the government figured out that Russia’s main tactical advantage against other invading European powers is (1) larger population and (2) large territorial size.

    The U.S. has more than 2x the population of Russia.

    Once we finish annexing Canada we will have about the same land mass as Russia.

    Then we will roll into Russia from Ukraine and Alaska, overwhelming Putin and liberating Russia from oppression.

  113. 113.

    John O

    August 20, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    @kindness:

    Right on. My first concert ever, ’77 Chicago Stadium, the old one. By all accounts not one of their best shows, but I, straight as an arrow and proud, loved the hell out of it.

  114. 114.

    John Revolta

    August 20, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    Max hipster points evar:

    I was living in NYC back in the ’80s (before it was cool!) and I was saying to a friend, “I dunno, I just don’t get this band U2, I mean I just don’t see what’s the big deal”. He replied “Don’t ask me- I’m still trying to figure out what was the big deal about the Beatles”.

  115. 115.

    Mike E

    August 20, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    I worked my local theater when “Hello Dolly” came through and, let me tell you, that was some serious next level earworm action there….it took “Evita” to finally liberate me from purgatory, and many months later at that. Whew.

  116. 116.

    Cacti

    August 20, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    @gene108:

    Once we finish annexing Canada we will have about the same land mass as Russia. Then we will roll into Russia from Ukraine and Alaska, overwhelming Putin and liberating Russia from oppression.

    I figure it will be China that eventually grabs some Russian territory, but first, they’re waiting for Vlad to put in all of the infrastructure for piping natural gas.

    And really, short of a nuclear exchange, what could Russia do about it? China has twice as big an army, 4x the GDP, and 8x the population of the Russian Federation.

  117. 117.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    @Poopyman:
    I broke my 13mm socket but Sears replaced it.

  118. 118.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    @gene108:
    Ix-nay on airing-shay the an-play, m’kay?

  119. 119.

    SatanicPanic

    August 20, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    @John Revolta: That’s impressively blasé. The only thing I would add to your story is that you need an unknown band that was WAY BETTER than both those bands, but sadly never released any albums and the rest of us only know them for the great bands they influenced.

  120. 120.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    @kindness:
    “How the West Was Won” is a freakishly good live set. I’ll forgive them the drum solo.

    “Raising Sand” forced me to reevaluate Plant’s mastery of his “instrument.” I was able to rehear the earlier stuff in a different light, and it turns out he didn’t really sing at ’11’ the whole time.

  121. 121.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    @SarahT:
    Lord, that’s funny. Gotta love dad.

  122. 122.

    Mnemosyne

    August 20, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    @John O:

    My first concert ever — and around the same time at the same stadium — was Shawn Cassidy. But it’s different for girls, and I never claimed to be a hipster. ;-)

    (Technically, I may have been at an Earth, Wind & Fire concert at Ravinia before that, but I was mostly there to wander around on the lawn looking for interesting bugs and four-leaf clovers, not for the music.)

  123. 123.

    Origuy

    August 20, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    @Bob In Portland: The fact that you link to a website that has a picture of Obama next to a swastika filled with the OFA logo doesn’t add to your credibility.

  124. 124.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    @SatanicPanic: Bzzzt, sorry. Anybody who contributed to Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers and Exile is to be placed on a tasteful pedestal and dusted at least three times per week. Ron Wood–meh.

  125. 125.

    Mnemosyne

    August 20, 2014 at 2:55 pm

    @Origuy:

    I love that it never occurs to Bob that his omni-present question of Why isn’t this being reported in the mainstream media? is usually best answered by Because the story is fake. It never once occurs to him that maybe — just maybe — the Russian media is feeding him propaganda.

  126. 126.

    wasabi gasp

    August 20, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    I’ve been resistant to earworms for a very long time now. Even intentional luck pushing with late night listens to my old nemesis didn’t kick it back to life. Totally immune! That was until about a month ago, when I woke to these ladies really going at it. And I don’t even know what the heck they’re talking about.

    Nada – Gece Düştü

  127. 127.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    Moar likely Hodor! is Russian media, in the same fashion UNLIMITED CORPORATE CASH is a (very clumsy and ineffective) Republican operative.

  128. 128.

    SarahT

    August 20, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    @Trollhattan:Thanks ! A few other Dad hits: “I don’t mind that rock cantata by Tommy and the Who…”; “The Cramps ? They should be called “The Splitting Headaches !”. God, was he ever a DAD.

  129. 129.

    John Revolta

    August 20, 2014 at 3:22 pm

    @SatanicPanic: Well, this particular guy would’ve probably pointed you to Robert Johnson, or (even more likely) one of the guys that HE (RJ) stole his stuff from.

  130. 130.

    John Revolta

    August 20, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    @SarahT: Also, that guy Jethro Tull. He’s pretty good.

  131. 131.

    chopper

    August 20, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    @Origuy:

    ‘Credibility’?

  132. 132.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 20, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    “I think SNL is egotistical if they believe that it was truly an effect on maybe the public debate about who should lead the country in the next four years,” Palin told the book’s authors, adding that she appeared on the show to counter the implications of Fey’s impression.
    “I know that they portrayed me as an idiot, and I hated that,” she said.

    Don’t ever change, Halfwit Halfgov

  133. 133.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Finally went and read that “source”, and it is as ignorant of Ukraine as our friend Bob. They state as fact that the dead man took the pseudonym “Franko” after Francisco Franco (?!), ignoring completely the fact that Ivan Franko was perhaps Ukraine’s second-most-famous poet, writer and journalist, with museums and universities named after him in numerous cities. They also state as fact that he was a CIA agent, giving, of course, no proof. Since volunteers in the Ukrainian self-defense battalions are required to be Ukrainian citizens, and since Ukraine doesn’t allow dual citizenship, I’m left wondering whether it’s common practice for US CIA employees to renounce their US citizenship (as the dead man did, some years ago.)

    But attempting to apply basic logic to our friend’s postings is a fools’ errand.

  134. 134.

    Trollhattan

    August 20, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    Considering she has kinda sorta a media degree and actually worked as an on-air teevee person, for a paycheck, she deep down knows how very wrong that is. That she’s completely abandoned her book-learnin’ and actual, if limited working past remains a thing of wonder.

    Also, too, Tina Fey: national treasure. What she was able to do to public perception by simply repeating moose lady’s verbiage cannot be overstated.

  135. 135.

    SarahT

    August 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    @John Revolta: Ha ! Exactly.

  136. 136.

    Captain C

    August 20, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    @max: “The Beatles were nothing after Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best left; they should have quit right then.”

  137. 137.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 20, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    “I know that they portrayed me as an idiot, and I hated that,” she said.

    The truth does hurt, doesn’t it, you moran bimbo.

  138. 138.

    Mike E

    August 20, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    @SatanicPanic: Yeah, and The Beatles oughta be inducted into Country Music’s Hall ‘o Fame. Discuss.

  139. 139.

    Amir Khalid

    August 20, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    What you need to do to break an earworm is listen to a completely different song.

  140. 140.

    Kathleen

    August 20, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    @Steeplejack: I’m binge watching Castle reruns on TNT. Can’t get enough. Perhaps it’s the comfort of the format/plot predictability – justice is always served and the killer is always caught against incredible odds. Plus the acting and script are stellar.

  141. 141.

    Kathleen

    August 20, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    @SatanicPanic: I like the acoustic folky stuff Plant and Page have done post Zep. Plant also does a killer duet with Robert Plant on “Ohio” from her American Kid CD

    youtube.com/watch?v=uMswPuc2QyQ

    It’s a song about the Underground Railroad so it’s quite timely.

  142. 142.

    Mnemosyne

    August 20, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    @Kathleen:

    And Captain Tight Pants is the star, which doesn’t hurt at all. :-)

  143. 143.

    different-church-lady

    August 20, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    @Captain C: They had sold out long before that. The Quarrymen before McCartney was the only thing Lennon did that had any integrity.

  144. 144.

    Kathleen

    August 20, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Indeed!

  145. 145.

    lol chikinburd

    August 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

  146. 146.

    Bill Arnold

    August 20, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    @Cacti:

    but first, they’re waiting for Vlad to put in all of the infrastructure for piping natural gas.

    Yeah, it’s always about the pipelines. Always.
    :-)

  147. 147.

    Jebediah, RBG

    August 20, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    you need an unknown band that was WAY BETTER than both those bands, but sadly never released any albums and the rest of us only know them for the great bands they influenced.

    Or a band so awesomely obscure that they never actually played together or even met.

  148. 148.

    john fremont

    August 20, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    @Kathleen: Me too. I enjoyed Robert Plant’s 1993 album, the Fate of Nations. It featured a version of Tim Hardin’s If I Were a Carpenter and a collaboration with Richard Thompson Come Into My Life. I played that album for weeks. Also, Jimmy Page played a beautiful power ballad with Paul Rodgers in the Firm called Midnight Moonlight that I always found moving. Happy 66 Birthday Robert Plant.

  149. 149.

    Death Panel Truck

    August 21, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Fuck Zeppelin. They stole songs from Willie Dixon, erased his name from the credits and wrote in their own. Fucking thieves. Fuck ’em and their fake blues, and the same to Clapton.

    Authentic white boy blues (with the assistance of Howlin’ Wolf’s rhythm section.)

  150. 150.

    Steeplejack

    August 21, 2014 at 1:16 am

    @Death Panel Truck:

    Another Mike Bloomfield classic: “Another Country” with the Electric Flag.

    Go directly to the extended guitar solo after the dodgy noisy bit (4:00).

  151. 151.

    john fremont

    August 21, 2014 at 2:23 am

    @Death Panel Truck: Something Willie Dixon did as well.Dixon took the melody from Sister RosettaTHarper’s This Train and used it for Little Walter’s hit RnB hit My Babe without ever crediting Tharpe for just one example.

  152. 152.

    wasabi gasp

    August 21, 2014 at 4:11 am

    Kill Yr Glories

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