Religious fanatic with long beard says people must convert or be killed. No not ISIS. pic.twitter.com/1DNop5Qcfi
— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) September 3, 2014
“I try to be cynical, but I just can’t keep up.” — Lily Tomlin
Apart from marking every box on the End Times Bingo card, what’s on the agenda for the evening?