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by Tim F|  September 5, 201412:34 pm| 32 Comments

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Other front pagers need to step up. 2 the streets.

Yo.

***Update***

I think anyone who watches this clip would agree with me that the only way for Balloon Juice to resolve our lingering differences with Firedoglake is a group dance-off.

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  1. 1.

    srv

    September 5, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    You people must be proud of yourselves:

    LAS VEGAS (AP) — A son of rancher Cliven Bundy has withdrawn his children from Clark County schools after his daughter was barred from carrying a pocket knife on school grounds.

    Ryan Bundy says that’s a violation of his children’s rights, and evidence of county school administrators’ “communistic mentality.”

  2. 2.

    raven

    September 5, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Some shit makes me glad I got my medicare card.

  3. 3.

    Tone In DC

    September 5, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Another Bundy is shown to be an idiot. I am extremely surprised.

    Speaking of idiots…

    http://wonkette.com/559318/florida-man-duh-interrupts-attempted-escape-from-cops-so-he-can-play-with-kittycats

    At least he didn’t harm the cats.

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    September 5, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Didn’t movies like this go out of style after Mickey Rooney got too old to play a teenager?

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    September 5, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    @Amir Khalid

    Any thoughts on the accelerated spate of sedition charges in Malaysia of late?

  6. 6.

    raven

    September 5, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Wild In The Streets (1968)

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    Patrick

    September 5, 2014 at 1:00 pm

    @srv:

    A son of rancher Cliven Bundy has withdrawn his children from Clark County schools after his daughter was barred from carrying a pocket knife on school grounds.

    Ryan Bundy says that’s a violation of his children’s rights, and evidence of county school administrators’ “communistic mentality.”

    So, according to Ryan Bundy, if a school official bars somebody from carrying a pocket knife to school, that means they are a communist.

    I don’t think Mr Bundy has the slightest idea of what the definition of what a communist is.

  8. 8.

    Tim F.

    September 5, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    @Patrick:

    I don’t think Mr Bundy has the slightest idea of what the definition of what a communist is.

    Shocking.

  9. 9.

    TaMara (BHF)

    September 5, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    My cousin is an EMT in Omaha. The latest Ebola patient will be in Omaha. People of course are freaking out. He just went out and got a t-shirt that says, Ebola Patient. Love that guy.

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    Roger Moore

    September 5, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    @Patrick:

    I don’t think Mr Bundy has the slightest idea of what the definition of what a communist is.

    Sure he does. A communist is somebody who tries to use the government to do something he doesn’t like.

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    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    I’ll just leave this here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZtQn-GAemQ

  12. 12.

    Belafon

    September 5, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): The one good thing about these people is that if we do have an outbreak in this country, they will all nicely congregate together at church.

  13. 13.

    MomSense

    September 5, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    Down with a dance-off!

  14. 14.

    Roger Moore

    September 5, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    @Tone In DC:

    “He was stroking my cat. It almost looked like he either was on drugs or he was mentally handicapped.”

    I think I’m gonna go with “both” on this one.

  15. 15.

    chopper

    September 5, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    I think anyone who watches this clip would agree with me that the only way for Balloon Juice to resolve our lingering differences with Firedoglake is a group dance-off.

    You’re trying to kill Cole, aren’t you. Take the blog for yourself, is that it?

  16. 16.

    Amir Khalid

    September 5, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    @NotMax:
    The Sedition Act, like the Internal Security Act which dates to the days of British Rule, has traditionally been used by The Bloody Garment* to silence/remove inconvenient dissenters and opposition politicians, and as far as that is concerned this situation seems no different.

    However, there’s an interesting situation going on in Selangor state, which is held by Pakatan Rakyat, the opposition coalition. The Menteri Besar (chief minister), Khalid Ibrahim, is on the outs with Pakatan, who want to replace him. So there’s a theory that Barisan sees a juicy opportunity to take over the richest and most populous state in the country. (Najib had vowed to win it back in the 2013 general election, and failed, which was not good for his leadership cred.) Provoking a furore over unjustifiable Sedition Act arrests might well be to generate a cover for a stealthy manoeuvre to capture Selangor.

    *An old opposition nickname for the coalition in power.

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    KG

    September 5, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    @Roger Moore: i think you just hit the nail on the head.

    funny story, just had a FB exchange with an old friend from high school. he’s very republican and posts shit that borders on wingnuttia most of the time. so, he posts a clip from 2007 of Bush saying there’s great danger if our troops leave Iraq too early. i comment that less than a year later, he signed the status of forces agreement outlining our drawdown (and post a link to the wikipedia page). he comments “drawdown not withdrawal” to which I point out that the agreement that Bush signed said we’d be out by the end of 2011. he responds with, “those agreements get changed five years down the line all the time”. i point out that changes only happen when both sides agree and that Iraq wanted us out, so we either had to get out or violate international law. his response is “whatever you say. at least we’re back there now.” i’m pretty much sure “whatever you say” is internetese for “fuck, you’re right but i don’t want to admit it.”

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    kc

    September 5, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    Envisioning some choreography involving mops and buckets.

  19. 19.

    jayboat

    September 5, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    @kc:
    Thanks for the visual.

  20. 20.

    Roger Moore

    September 5, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    @kc:
    I don’t know about choreography involving mops and buckets, but I have seen it that involves brooms.

  21. 21.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 5, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    @kc: You’re welcome.

  22. 22.

    Alex

    September 5, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    In FOOTBALL! news, Oakland’s cheerleaders are now getting minimum wage after a successful lawsuit.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/abcarian/la-me-ra-raiders-settle-cheerleader-lawsuit-20140904-column.html

  23. 23.

    KG

    September 5, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    @Alex: anyone cheering for the Oakland Professional Football Team deserves a lot more compensation than that.

  24. 24.

    kc

    September 5, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    Armed militia members ambush conservationists in Arizona.

  25. 25.

    kc

    September 5, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Almost perfect! I say “almost,” cause he’s clothed . . .

  26. 26.

    kc

    September 5, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Excellent!

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 5, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Anybody following this story about the small plane from Rochester NY to Naples FL that lost pressure and is now in Cuban air space. From what I can tell, all on board including pilot would have lost consciousness some hours ago.

  28. 28.

    pamelabrown53

    September 5, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    @kc:

    My understanding is that the conservationists in on the Arizona border were counting bats. Did they include the armed militia in their head count?

    P.S. If they were included, how many were rabid?

  29. 29.

    Trollhattan

    September 5, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    @Patrick:

    I don’t think Mr Bundy has the slightest idea of what the definition of what a communist is.

    Which is merely a turbocharged version of the typical Republican, who calls everything he doesn’t like “socia1ism” while not having the foggiest idea what socia1ism actually is.

    Life must be so much simpler not having to retain more than seven facts in your entire brain.

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    September 5, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    Better dance-off: The Rocky Horror Picture Show vs. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert on The Drew Carey Show.

  31. 31.

    NCSteve

    September 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    Can’t we just try bombing them first?

  32. 32.

    NCSteve

    September 5, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    By the way, sad news for anyone who follows Kevin Drum, or just dropped in on Fridays for Cat Blogging, he and his wife had to put Domino down yesterday. Her thyroid problem had hit the point where she wasn’t eating anymore.

    It’s funny how we’ll coo over baby pictures, but if a blogger you like (or even one you just follow, like I do Drum) shares the antics or photos of their pets, you kind of adopt them.

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